00:00 The point I want to make today is..
00:02 Yes.
00:03 You must have heard the word 'mindset'.
00:06 Yes, I have. - Absolutely.
00:08 Mindset means that you have set your mind.
00:13 A special.. - Who ran away from you?
00:15 What? Who?
00:17 You thought that you will get an order from America
00:21 and no one will follow you.
00:22 Who are you?
00:24 Sir, I have my own restaurant in America.
00:26 So, you are in the audience.
00:28 I am not the audience.
00:30 I am not the person from the centre.
00:31 Mr. Saleem. - Mr. Saleem.
00:33 Yes. - He gave me the order
00:35 and you exited.
00:36 Sir, I went to the restaurant. I was hungry.
00:40 I thought..
00:41 I was hungry.
00:42 If you are hungry, you go to the restaurant.
00:44 Your restaurant doesn't look like a restaurant.
00:46 It looks like a poor person's bus.
00:48 The burger is stale now.
00:51 How can it be stale?
00:52 It is frozen.
00:55 I have taken a dead body from America.
00:57 You have bought a flight for $2000
00:59 for a burger costing $200.
01:02 Hold on. A burger costing $200.
01:04 And a flight for $2000.
01:06 I think even a lady has never eaten it.
01:10 You are getting my point, right?
01:13 You have bought such an expensive flight
01:15 for such a cheap burger.
01:16 It is all about commitment.
01:18 Yes. - Yes.
01:20 Yes. - Forget about the burger.
01:22 Saleem, you will eat half of it.
01:25 Listen to me. - What do you want to hear?
01:27 Yes. - He ordered it and came to America.
01:30 Tell me, does he speak like an American?
01:33 He came to America and..
01:35 Why don't you speak like an American?
01:36 It is our culture. We will speak like this wherever we go.
01:39 Look at the money. It is their hard work.
01:41 Give them money and buy a burger.
01:42 I have brought a henna of Badebra.
01:44 I will come. I will come.
01:46 He has brought an open burger.
01:48 You should have at least packed it.
01:49 I had packed it. How many bags do I have to change?
01:52 You want me to talk about my culture.
01:54 You were talking and you are drinking water.
01:57 I wanted to talk about this. - Yes.
01:58 Stop it. Stop it.
02:02 You want me to talk about burgers with a bag of food?
02:06 Mr. Prem, I have my own way of running a restaurant.
02:08 What is that? - If anyone orders a burger..
02:11 Yes. - I will save the burger till the end.
02:13 But this is a very bad way.
02:16 You will lose your burger till the end.
02:19 There is a poem written on this. - What?
02:21 I find bad people. I don't have anyone worse than me.
02:24 You have brought me from America.
02:27 You can come from so far. I can't come from so far.
02:30 Give me the money for the burger.
02:33 I will give you the burger.
02:35 Who will save you if you order it now?
02:37 He won't give me the burger. He will just slap me.
02:40 Do one thing. Ban this in your restaurant.
02:46 Yes. - I won't come.
02:47 Give me the money for the burger.
02:50 Yes. - Okay.
02:52 You will take the bill too. - Yes.
02:53 Sir, you take the bill. How much is the burger?
02:56 It's for $3.5.
02:57 You take it. It's for $4. - No.
02:59 Give me $5. - Yes.
03:01 How will I take $5?
03:02 I have spent Rs. 5. Where will I go?
03:05 How much is the bill? - I have spent Rs. 60 lakhs.
03:08 What? - Oh, my God!
03:10 You should have taken your father's dead body.
03:12 Call the kids. I have ordered the burger.
03:17 I have brought the car's registration.
03:18 Sir, what is in the burger?
03:21 You have kept it as a gift.
03:22 The expenses..
03:24 Have you got off from Dubai?
03:25 No, I have got off from Abu Dhabi.
03:27 You have got off from Abu Dhabi. - Yes.
03:28 You have gone to Abu Dhabi shopping mall.
03:29 Don't you drink juice?
03:30 I have. - What?
03:31 I have. - You should have drunk it
03:33 and thrown it on the face of the people.
03:34 Your father was standing there drinking juice.
03:38 Mr. Kaleem has two shops right in front of the station.
03:42 If he names them after you.. - Yes.
03:43 ..then the work will be done.
03:44 The price of $3.5 is cheaper than this.
03:51 If there is a fight in the hotel.. - Yes.
03:52 ..then all the things are sold to the same person.
03:55 Why? Why?
03:57 How did you manage to spend Rs. 60 lakhs?
04:00 I have gone to the business class.
04:02 I didn't go there. Why did you come?
04:04 You have come from the business class.
04:06 You have come to give the burger.
04:07 And you have made me do the bypass.
04:09 The business class is such that.. - Yes.
04:12 ..when I have to recover, I will be fresh.
04:15 Then why didn't you become fresh?
04:18 No, I don't look fresh.
04:20 No. - He is in the business class.
04:22 He says that he wants an economy.
04:23 People are getting stressed.
04:24 You should be ashamed.
04:27 You have wasted all the money.
04:29 Did you go to the club? - Yes.
04:31 Did you do the engine there? - Yes.
04:33 Did you eat the sandwich when you were tired?
04:35 I did. - What?
04:36 Or did your father eat the burger?
04:38 Mr. Kaleem, you are being unfair.
04:41 There was no engine behind a sandwich.
04:42 I think you have been here for a long time.
04:46 Your throat has become dry.
04:49 Why didn't you eat the burger there?
04:51 Sir, I am doing the recce here.
04:53 I will go to the place where I have to reach.
04:57 You said you will go to Kathakal. - Yes.
04:59 I said I will go to my home.
05:00 This is not a murder case that he is doing the recce.
05:04 Mr. Arun, you seem to be a responsible person. - Yes.
05:06 You recover my Rs. 60 lakhs. - Yes.
05:08 I have to deliver more orders.
05:11 Put the burger down.
05:12 It seems that we will have to eat it.
05:13 Put the burger down. Let me see your face.
05:17 Let the burger stay here.
05:19 At least, we are able to see something.
05:21 He has kept the burger on the table
05:23 like a fair.
05:24 How are you running the business
05:26 when the restaurant is so strict?
05:28 Did you do the shopping? Tell me honestly.
05:31 Did you do it? - Did you buy the perfume?
05:33 Did you buy the perfume? - Yes.
05:35 Did you take the money? - Yes.
05:36 Did you drink the cold drinks? - Yes.
05:38 Did you drink? - Yes.
05:39 Did you get a cold? - No.
05:42 Did you sit in the car? - Yes.
05:45 Did they serve you food?
05:47 Yes. - Did you eat?
05:48 Yes. - Did your father eat?
05:50 Forgive him for his grandmother's gift.
05:54 Grandmother's gift?
05:55 The one who sells bar manjis?
05:57 If there is a servant, he will serve tea.
06:03 Neither Rs. 63 nor Rs. 35.
06:06 Yes. - I am talking about Rs. 10.
06:08 Did you get the right rate? - Yes.
06:11 With honesty? - Yes.
06:13 Bring it.
06:15 Which burger do you get here? Tell me.
06:18 This is a sky top. - He has kept it here.
06:21 He has kept it on the plane.
06:23 Were you on the flight? - Why?
06:26 They saw me and kept me here.
06:28 If they don't let me board the flight, I have traveled so far.
06:33 I have brought 10 burgers from Pakistan.
06:35 You have stolen from them.
06:37 Tell me, did you bring food? - I didn't bring food.
06:40 We had our own bottles.
06:41 They don't even let us drink water.
06:43 Sir, I have brought the burgers.
06:45 Which burger is this? - Jalapeno.
06:46 You are going to give it to Pino? - Jalapeno.
06:49 Oh!
06:50 Did you shop for duty free? - Yes.
06:52 Did you give them money? - Yes.
06:54 Did your father give me money?
06:56 Mr. Salim, take it.
06:59 I have to tell you.
07:00 You got married. Did he give you a marriage proposal?
07:02 Yes. - I will get married to your father.
07:04 Yes, tell him.
07:07 I came to get Rs. 60 lakhs.
07:12 I forgot the catch in America.
07:14 Okay. - I have to pay for it.
07:15 I will have to go there again.
07:16 Are you going to go? - You can order ketchup from Amazon.
07:19 You are asking for Rs. 60 lakhs.
07:22 You are getting the burger fixed.
07:24 I don't think this guy is mentally healthy.
07:28 No, I think he is a retard.
07:30 I just want him to give me a burger order.
07:33 He can eat it and drink it.
07:35 Sir, I was about to cancel the order.
07:37 When I asked him to get the burger, he said..
07:40 ..it will be ready in two minutes. I ran to him.
07:43 Tell me the name of his restaurant.
07:46 So that I can insult him on social media.
07:48 I forgot the name of the restaurant.
07:51 Nawab Burger.
07:52 Who is Nawab? - I am.
07:53 Which Nawab family are you from?
07:55 The Nawab who says, 'Go, you are such a Nawab.'
07:58 We ruled over Kali Kath.
08:02 Yes, that's Kali Kath.
08:04 You ruled over Kali Kath?
08:06 Sir, it was our property.
08:10 Oh, I see.
08:11 We sold everything and bought the tickets.
08:15 For the plane? - Yes.
08:16 No, for the cell.
08:18 Which is the land and the area..
08:22 ..that you sold everything and got the tickets?
08:24 We had a lot of money.
08:25 We were from a big tribe, the Bairi tribe.
08:28 Then it's possible that the Bairi tribe..
08:31 They go to Baltimore.. - Yes.
08:34 ..and sell the water in a bucket.
08:36 And then you got the money to make the Nawab Burger.
08:40 From the bucket. - Yes.
08:41 We got 8 acres.
08:42 The village was theirs.
08:44 We sold all the land and went there.
08:47 How many people were there?
08:49 13 people.
08:50 13 people and the tickets?
08:51 Sir, there's a true story. - What?
08:53 Two people went to Baltimore..
08:56 ..with their donkey.
08:57 They left their wet clothes outside.
09:00 A man was making a burger pizza.
09:03 He saw it was cold.
09:05 He asked, 'Why did you come?'
09:06 He said, 'We don't have a place to stay.'
09:08 The man said, 'Let's go.'
09:09 The man kept the donkey for a few days.
09:10 He said, 'We don't have a job.'
09:12 He said, 'Start working here.'
09:14 He made the burger.
09:15 He was running his chain.
09:16 Wow.
09:17 One day, the man said, 'I'll go from here.'
09:19 'I'll go back to Italy.'
09:21 'You take care of it.'
09:22 The two men took care of it.
09:24 He became a billionaire.
09:26 Wow. - Wow.
09:27 Very good. - Amazing.
09:29 Two men became billionaires.
09:31 Billionaire.
09:32 You don't pronounce the next word correctly.
09:36 You pronounce it wrong.
09:37 That's right.
09:38 The story is good and inspiring.
09:40 But the donkey thing is not good.
09:41 The population of America is almost illegal.
09:44 Exactly.
09:45 The thing is, the environment is so conducive.
09:47 If you are hardworking..
09:49 Hardworking. - ..then you are appreciated.
09:51 Exactly.
09:51 Mr. Salim, did you make a burger for 10 days?
09:54 'No, I don't know how to make it.'
09:56 No..
09:57 Mr. Salim, we became famous there.
09:59 What?
10:00 We were famous.
10:01 We didn't get the order.
10:05 We forgot the stethoscope.
10:07 Mr. Salim, the food you ordered is here.
10:10 Let's go for a break.
10:12 We will eat the food you ordered.
10:14 Yes, if God wills.
10:15 Let's go for a break.
10:16 What are you going to eat during the break?
10:18 I am going to eat roti.
10:19 Your father will eat the burger.
10:21 I will eat what my father eats.
10:24 What are you doing?
10:29 The burger is cold. - Yes.
10:31 I am going to America.
10:32 I will microwave it twice.
10:35 (audience laughing)
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