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  • 3/21/2024
The series will see Jack Whitehall embark on one of life’s great journeys as he is about to become a father for the first time. Jack and his father Michael head out on a path of discovery and adventure as they try to crack the answers to parenthood’s endless questions.

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00:00 You're all right? I think I'm all right.
00:02 I mean, it's imminent now. Yeah.
00:04 It could literally pop at any moment and I'm going to be a dad
00:07 and you're going to be a grandfather again. Mm-hm.
00:09 What advice would you give me for the actual birth?
00:11 Cos that's something that I'm quite apprehensive about.
00:13 I think the best advice I could give you is,
00:17 don't, whatever you do,
00:20 get down at the business end of things.
00:24 What goes on down there is really nothing to do with you.
00:27 I mean, your mother had a... I don't want to hear about that.
00:30 What? I don't want to hear about... Your mother?
00:32 ..the business end of things when my mother was giving birth to me.
00:35 That is not imagery that I will ever need in my head.
00:37 It was a major event, getting you out.
00:41 What was it like when you go on stage?
00:43 Instead of just sort of coming out and saying, "Hello, world."
00:46 "Boo-bee-bee-bee."
00:48 You came out like...
00:49 "Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Whitehall!"
00:53 That's how I came out of my mother's vagina.
00:56 Like I walk out onto the stage, there was an announcer was there.
00:59 Dry ice, pyrotechnics.
01:02 You were big when you came out, I can tell you.
01:05 This huge head came through.
01:08 And your mother never recovered from it.
01:10 I mean, it took her weeks before she could even walk.
01:14 And now, I mean, don't tell her that I've told you this.
01:17 If you look at her very carefully when she's walking,
01:21 still slightly lopsided,
01:23 she's developed what I call a waddle.
01:26 I mean, not in a big way, but just a little waddle.
01:30 A little waddle. Yeah.
01:32 Yeah.
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