00:00 I can't believe you fell in love with someone who could fill this thing out.
00:07 What a fool I was to love someone for who they are.
00:10 Now you can be shallow, because I'm hot.
00:15 Okay, shut up and look pretty.
00:18 Oh, I like that.
00:22 I need a lie to tell Auntie why we cannot have dinner with her on Saturday.
00:26 Why do we need to lie?
00:27 Just tell her we're eating with Edmund.
00:29 Did you lose weight in your brain?
00:32 Fine, well let's pick a fun excuse.
00:35 How about a hockey game?
00:38 That's not believable.
00:39 Going to a play would be a better lie.
00:41 Come on, I hate plays.
00:43 We're not really going.
00:45 Why can't we not go somewhere I like?
00:49 Just tell your mom to pick another night.
00:50 You don't think I've tried that?
00:52 I'm sick and tired of this whole thing.
00:54 They're behaving like children.
00:56 Your mother's not home.
00:58 If I disrespect her loud enough, she will appear.
01:02 [laughter]
01:04 [silence]
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