00:00 [music]
00:02 Looks like somebody has big news for us!
00:05 [music]
00:07 She's having a baby! Congratulations!
00:10 [music]
00:12 Oh, and she's in jail too. What an eventful day!
00:16 [music]
00:19 Either way, you need your rest.
00:21 [music]
00:22 Wait, are those... bricks?
00:25 First that pea under your bed, and now this!
00:29 [music]
00:32 Grab your tights and fill it up with something soft to make a new pillow.
00:37 [music]
00:40 Let's dress it up while we're at it!
00:42 [music]
00:45 Now it's off to dreamland.
00:47 [music]
00:51 Who's ready for the gender reveal party?
00:54 Wow!
00:56 Ooh, green!
00:59 What does that mean exactly?
01:01 [music]
01:04 I guess someone's being a wise guy.
01:07 Let's try something else.
01:09 Get some cheese.
01:11 [music]
01:13 One for the girl, one for the boy.
01:15 Now, get a rat.
01:17 Okay, Mr. Rat, what's it gonna be?
01:20 Looks like you're having a girl.
01:23 [music]
01:28 Ooh, our new mommy could use a bathroom break.
01:32 Ugh, well, I'm not cleaning that up.
01:36 [music]
01:39 Okay, we need to rethink this, and fast.
01:43 [music]
01:45 Hmm, make a hole on the plastic chair.
01:48 And make sure the seat is soft to sit on.
01:51 [music]
01:56 Now place that bucket underneath.
01:59 [music]
02:06 Strawberries, you don't buy 'em, you rent 'em.
02:10 [music]
02:12 Hmm, getting some beauty rest, I see.
02:15 Guess we don't need that cold cream.
02:18 [music]
02:21 Still, makeup's not easy to replace in here.
02:24 Whoa, great idea, candy.
02:27 Wet it a little, and then spread the color over your eyes.
02:32 [music]
02:35 Now for the lips.
02:37 Red is traditional.
02:39 [music]
02:42 Pucker up.
02:43 Ah, all made up and ready to go.
02:46 If only we had somewhere to go.
02:49 [music]
02:53 When they say don't let the bed bugs bite,
02:55 they really weren't kidding in here.
02:58 [music]
03:00 Happy birthday.
03:02 [music]
03:05 Just gonna borrow this.
03:07 Let's add a bunch of balloons to this vacuum bag.
03:11 [music]
03:17 Now seal it up nice and tight, and suck the air out.
03:21 [music]
03:26 We'll need to make some room.
03:29 [music]
03:30 Much better.
03:31 Now it's time to relax.
03:34 [music]
03:39 Okay, 99, 100.
03:42 Good workout.
03:43 What's next?
03:45 [music]
03:48 Let's get something to drink.
03:50 [music]
03:52 There's not much to drink in here.
03:55 So it looks like we're going on a trip.
03:58 [music]
04:01 Okay, now we're gonna need a long straw.
04:04 And I mean long.
04:06 [music]
04:10 Looks like there's enough juice for two.
04:13 [music]
04:18 Uh-oh, he's spotted us.
04:21 What's he up to?
04:23 Let's hope she likes salt.
04:26 Just pretend it's a day at the beach.
04:29 [music]
04:31 Hey, people are trying to sleep.
04:33 Don't you have a home to go to?
04:36 [music]
04:38 I know, Freddy Bear will help us.
04:41 Just reach on back.
04:43 [music]
04:45 And take out any excess love.
04:48 [music]
04:53 Now stick two of these Freddy Bears on a headband.
04:57 [music]
05:00 Can't hear a thing?
05:02 Good, nighty night.
05:04 [laughing]
05:06 [music]
05:08 Time for a great escape.
05:10 Or maybe not.
05:12 I know, let's open that lock.
05:15 Just need a key.
05:17 [music]
05:21 Let's try one of the others.
05:23 [music]
05:26 Perfect fit, and we're out of here.
05:29 [music]
05:35 Next time, let's try good behavior.
05:38 [music]
05:40 Looks like it's time for a shopping spree.
05:43 Okay, maybe not spree.
05:46 Anything on clearance?
05:48 [music]
05:50 Uh-oh, someone wants a five-finger discount.
05:54 [music]
05:56 Crime doesn't pay, but somebody has to.
06:00 [music]
06:02 I'd use that one phone call on a lawyer.
06:05 [music]
06:07 Okay now, give us a big smile.
06:10 [music]
06:12 Friends come and go, but mug shots last forever.
06:16 [music]
06:18 It's not too bad. At least there's plumbing.
06:21 [music]
06:25 Maybe you'll get out with good behavior.
06:28 [music]
06:29 Then again, everyone has their price.
06:32 [music]
06:36 And we've got cleaning supplies.
06:39 Ooh, a silicone brush.
06:43 Let's add some soap.
06:45 [music]
06:48 Let's get scrubbing.
06:50 [music]
06:55 And don't forget to flush.
06:57 [music]
06:59 Gotta love those bristles.
07:02 Yeah, I wouldn't touch it.
07:04 [music]
07:06 Hungry? Look, you've got a sandwich.
07:09 And right in your cell too.
07:11 [music]
07:13 Whoops.
07:14 [music]
07:18 Yeah.
07:20 And now you're leaking slime?
07:23 Oh, this just isn't your day, is it?
07:26 Well, maybe it can help clean things up.
07:29 It collects all that mess for you.
07:32 [music]
07:35 Hold on, you missed a spider.
07:38 [music]
07:41 Now it's clean enough to eat off of.
07:44 [music]
07:46 [giggling]
07:48 Not exactly bars of gold, are they?
07:51 [music]
07:53 Don't worry, the guard has just the thing.
07:57 A rag and a bucket.
08:00 Wait a minute, those marshmallows can help.
08:04 Stick them on. Think we'll have enough?
08:07 [music]
08:12 Well, that answers that.
08:15 Um, you're eating the wrong side.
08:18 [music]
08:21 I wouldn't do that if I were you.
08:24 Great, now your dentures are a mess.
08:27 [music]
08:31 Is there a dentist in the house?
08:34 [music]
08:37 Don't worry, she's got Instamorph.
08:40 [music]
08:43 Dip it into water and swirl it up together.
08:46 [music]
08:49 Now we can mold it into shape.
08:52 We just need something tooth-shaped.
08:55 Like a tooth.
08:58 Make sure it fits.
09:01 Can't wait to try out these chompers.
09:04 [music]
09:08 Try them out.
09:10 Now bring on the peanut brittle.
09:13 [music]
09:15 Get up, gotta stay on schedule.
09:17 And it's wash time.
09:19 [music]
09:23 Wait, your makeup's not waterproof.
09:26 [crying]
09:28 Don't worry, you just need a shield of sorts.
09:31 [music]
09:34 Place it in front of your hair.
09:36 Now add some shampoo and rinse off.
09:39 [music]
09:48 Your hair looks great, and so does your makeup.
09:51 [music]
09:53 Lucky, she's got her own kiddie pool.
09:56 [music]
09:58 But she could use a shield too.
10:00 [music]
10:07 Let's start by grabbing an old cap.
10:10 [music]
10:13 This'll do.
10:14 Now make a big hole on top.
10:17 [music]
10:19 Try it on, and wash that scalp.
10:22 Just make sure it's a clean cap.
10:25 [music]
10:27 You don't want your hair to get lice.
10:29 [music]
10:31 Who knew prison was so boring?
10:34 [music]
10:35 Life without a phone is just wrong.
10:38 [music]
10:40 Where else can you watch fun internet videos?
10:43 [music]
10:45 I mean, besides your computer.
10:47 [music]
10:53 What the?
10:54 Oh, it's just a prank.
10:56 [music]
10:58 Oh, I guess we can always read.
11:01 Maybe she'll have more fun with it.
11:04 [music]
11:05 But first, we need to inspect it.
11:08 [music]
11:11 Wait, there's a real phone underneath.
11:14 And it's already playing videos.
11:17 But to enhance our experience, grab a box.
11:21 [music]
11:25 Poke a hole and place the phone inside.
11:28 [music]
11:30 Place a magnifying glass on top.
11:33 And we've got our very own movie projector.
11:37 [music]
11:44 Careful, you'll break a nail.
11:46 Oh, now what did I tell you?
11:49 [music]
11:51 Oh, the key's almost in reach.
11:54 [music]
11:56 And Mr. Bones is going to help us get it.
11:59 [music]
12:01 Come on, just one little femur.
12:05 But what's better than an old bone?
12:08 [music]
12:10 A shiny, sparkly old bone.
12:13 [music]
12:17 Try to sink your teeth into this.
12:20 [music]
12:21 Of course, when it comes to dogs,
12:24 sinking their teeth is the whole idea.
12:27 [music]
12:33 Hmm, maybe she'll have better luck.
12:36 [music]
12:39 Anything under the bed?
12:41 [music]
12:45 So that's what's been going bump in the night.
12:48 [music]
12:51 But that chocolate can be molded into whatever we want.
12:55 [music]
12:57 Like a new key.
12:59 [music]
13:00 It's now or never.
13:02 Let's see if it works.
13:04 [music]
13:05 Uh-oh.
13:06 Well, on the bright side, it's 70% cacao.
13:11 [music]
13:15 Oh, everything's freezing in here, including the toilet.
13:19 [music]
13:22 Let's cover the seat with toilet paper.
13:25 The 24-carat kind, apparently.
13:28 [music]
13:33 What's a throne without a crown?
13:35 Much better.
13:37 [music]
13:38 Now it's your turn.
13:40 [music]
13:42 Stop, you're making it colder.
13:45 I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
13:47 [music]
13:50 Think, what helps keep things warm?
13:53 It's socks.
13:55 Well, it's the best we got.
13:57 [music]
13:59 Add one sock on each side.
14:01 [music]
14:09 Nice and warm.
14:11 But what are we going to do for socks?
14:14 [music]
14:16 Oh, tattoos.
14:18 Let's try the bag of cash.
14:21 [music]
14:23 Ouch.
14:24 Don't you have any temp tattoos?
14:26 Ah, roll-on glitter tattoos.
14:30 You had us at glitter.
14:32 [music]
14:34 Things are about to get sparkly.
14:36 [music]
14:41 You're like a diamond in the sky.
14:43 [music]
14:50 Oh, you even got a tongue tattoo.
14:53 So, buddy, do you take walk-ins?
14:56 [music]
14:58 Either way, you gotta pay the piper.
15:01 [music]
15:03 Ooh, a coin.
15:05 That gets you a pencil.
15:07 [music]
15:12 Draw a shape you like on top.
15:16 Now carve the eraser into the shape.
15:19 [music]
15:21 It's a stamp, but it needs some ink.
15:25 [music]
15:27 Good thing you stepped in paint.
15:29 [music]
15:31 Wow, this girl's all heart.
15:34 [music]
15:38 Talk about wearing one on your sleeve.
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