00:00Some mommies-to-be really have a special glow.
00:05And look, she's her own table.
00:08Talk about convenience.
00:12Can't be late for work.
00:14Baby food doesn't pay for itself, you know.
00:18Would you look at that?
00:20You've got the house to yourself.
00:26It's the perfect time for a little second breakfast.
00:30After all, you are eating for two.
00:32And maybe more.
00:34Oh no!
00:36That's one big blemish!
00:40Be careful, because it looks like it's spreading.
00:44No, not your food!
00:47Oh, now it's personal.
00:49Time to get out the heavy-duty stuff.
00:54Aha!
00:55The rainbow-colored pimple patches.
01:01Sometimes, all you need is a little star power.
01:07Give it some time, and the pus practically peels off.
01:13Your face will be so smooth, you won't want to stop touching it.
01:20Especially when you've got all that dead skin to pick off.
01:29Okay, we need to moisturize.
01:31Get out the face mask.
01:35Look, it's shiny too.
01:38Just rub it in.
01:41Ah, like a whole new face.
01:43Now, onto those teeth.
01:48Yeah, I wasn't joking about that table thing.
01:52Get some coal.
01:54Thank you, Santa.
01:55Now add lemon.
01:56Give it a good squeeze.
01:58And pound away.
02:03Take out a toothbrush, and start cleaning those chompers.
02:08We could keep it black for that good old Queen Bess look.
02:12Or you can rinse it off to show off those pearly whites.
02:17Ooh, a water pick.
02:18The fancy way to floss.
02:25Ew, those ears could use a good cleaning too.
02:30This should be safer than a cotton swab.
02:33You're lucky you can't see your own ear.
02:38On second thought, maybe you should.
02:43Wow, you can get lost in her.
02:46How deep is this thing anyway?
02:53What's that smell?
02:55Ugh, time for a bath.
03:04Really getting your money's worth out of that maternity swimsuit, aren't you?
03:09And look, Mr. Rubber Ducky has a surprise for you.
03:13A bath bomb.
03:15Cool.
03:16Look, it's the rainbow edition.
03:18Let's try it out.
03:23It's swirling around and around with rainbows.
03:28Wow.
03:29And the water's getting nice and soapy.
03:32And just in time.
03:34Those arms need some elbow grease.
03:39Oh, I don't think we're alone in here.
03:41Oh, it's a back scrubber.
03:45The back scratcher of the sea.
03:47Why should cats have all the scratching post fun?
03:51And your little one gets to enjoy it, too.
03:57Now it's shaving time.
03:59That was easy.
04:02Hmm, those legs might be a little more trying.
04:07Kind of hard to reach in your condition.
04:12But no need to touch your toes.
04:14We've got a giant telescopic shaver.
04:23Now that's what I like to call a close shave.
04:26Okay, you did your job.
04:29Ew.
04:33Ah, let's put our feet up and relax.
04:36Uh, seems like someone is shedding their skin.
04:40Good thing we've stocked up on baby diapers.
04:43They're just what we need for a good foot soak.
04:50Power on some liquid.
04:55Now watch.
04:57Look at it change before your very eyes.
05:01Let's hope we can say the same about your feet.
05:05Click your heels.
05:06It's time for the big unveiling.
05:11Now we need to do something about those dish pan hands.
05:18Good thing we've got plenty of wax around here to help.
05:27We're going to melt them up.
05:28So, come on, turn up the heat.
05:34Little more.
05:36Perfect.
05:37Dip your hand inside.
05:45Give it time to harden.
05:49And peel away.
05:51Yeah, there's been a lot of peeling going on today.
05:54But better wax than skin, I guess.
06:01Wow.
06:02Your hands are already looking brand new.
06:04What's next?
06:06What's next?
06:06Yeah, those eyebrows look a little thin.
06:12Oh, man.
06:14You just went from Ernie to Bert.
06:17Let's start over.
06:18Here's an idea.
06:20Take that photo.
06:21Take it out.
06:22All we need is that plastic cover.
06:24All we need is that plastic cover.
06:29Now make some cuts.
06:33And we can have a custom-made stencil.
06:36Ah, stencils.
06:38Saving people who can't draw once again.
06:44Now it's time for our handy-dandy sponge.
06:48Look, a star.
06:50SpongeBob and Patrick rolled into one.
06:55Wow, how many stars can you fit on your face?
07:00I was just asking, you know.
07:02It wasn't a challenge.
07:05It's certainly a look.
07:07But let's try blending it in.
07:16Ooh, cheekbones.
07:18Never underestimate the power of contouring.
07:21You've earned yourself a treat.
07:23How about we stir-fry it?
07:25I'll get the wok.
07:28Uh-huh.
07:29Oh, even better.
07:30A little makeup.
07:34And we've got some instant freckles.
07:38Wow.
07:39Now it's time to let down that hair.
07:43Yeah, it's cute.
07:44But why settle on just one color?
07:47Purple-haired people just have more fun.
07:55Did I say purple hair?
07:57Let's make that rainbow hair.
08:00Wow, nice and colorful.
08:03Now for the eyelashes.
08:04Get your mascara ready.
08:06But why settle for what nature gave you, when we can always get extensions?
08:17Huh, might be hard to see out of those.
08:20So how about we give them a little trim?
08:24Yes, much better.
08:26Now for some finishing touches.
08:29Wow.
08:31What else can we do?
08:32What else can we do?
08:33How about something for those lips?
08:37But why use lipstick when we've got these special swamps?
08:45Just let it drip and apply.
08:47Pucker up.
08:54Okay, we fixed that up.
08:56Now it's time for the whole package.
09:02Just make sure everything's maternity-sized, but also looks good.
09:07How about that skirt?
09:10Looks like it should be big enough.
09:12In fact, there's enough left over for a dress.
09:18So why not?
09:20Just add a belt to give it a nice shape.
09:25Oh, you've got a stain.
09:28Nothing a little hairspray won't fix.
09:35We're all ready for our gender reveal party for one.
09:40Congratulations.
09:41It's a girl.
09:47And it looks like she'll be here real soon.
09:52Okay, we need pizzas, stat, and maybe some chips.
10:03Well, that solves our shaving problem.
10:06Yeah, boogie down.
10:07Shake it, future mama.
10:09Expecting horrific stuff.
10:10Catch you next time.
