Sonny and Jed 1972
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00:00:00 Men should be free! Never let anyone trap you!
00:00:04 You know, that's what Mr. Lincoln used to say.
00:00:08 Well, I am free, and I'm going to stay that way, what the hell.
00:00:14 The only law I know is my law. Eat to live and live to eat.
00:00:19 Isn't that right, Porky?
00:00:22 And if I have to steal to eat, I steal.
00:00:25 At least when I steal, I do it with a sense of justice.
00:00:29 If there is one good thing they can say about Jet Trigado, it is that he is a just man.
00:00:34 I never steal from anybody who isn't rich. Besides, why can't you steal from a poor man?
00:00:39 It is not that I want to be rich, you understand, because I think all the rich are disgusting anyway.
00:00:44 I only stole you because I want to trade you for something.
00:00:47 There is something I need for some good friends of mine.
00:00:50 I guess you must think I'm crazy to give away what I steal.
00:00:54 You're right, I'm crazy. If I wasn't crazy, I sure wouldn't be talking to a pig.
00:01:00 Sure wouldn't be talking to a pig.
00:01:03 (Dogs barking)
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00:01:57 Well, are you sure he's coming?
00:02:00 (Horses whinnying)
00:02:03 Why don't you stop worrying? If he shows like you said he would, the son of a bitch is mine.
00:02:08 And the reward money is all yours.
00:02:10 But why alive? We get the reward either way.
00:02:14 Quick bullet in the back. Bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:02:18 (Laughing)
00:02:21 It'll be simpler.
00:02:24 No. Alive.
00:02:27 Hmm. There was one guy who tried to turn Jet in.
00:02:32 They found him hanging from a tree.
00:02:35 (Grunting)
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00:03:08 (Door opening)
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00:03:16 Ken?
00:03:18 My uncle Jeremy. I'm gonna bury him.
00:03:22 Why don't you get a grave digger?
00:03:26 He was the grave digger.
00:03:29 (Snoring)
00:03:32 Go ahead.
00:03:34 Hyah!
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00:04:18 Hey, Jed.
00:04:21 Aparacito. I brought you the baby's house.
00:04:25 Where's the cow?
00:04:27 Well, she's not under my hut. She's in the shed.
00:04:31 You'll want to look at her, I guess.
00:04:33 I was for you to bring her here.
00:04:35 Whatever you say, Jed. I was just fixing myself some chestnuts.
00:04:39 You hungry? Why don't you come down?
00:04:42 Come on, I'm in a hurry. Here, take your baby. Let's get this over with.
00:04:45 I have to make sure they're female.
00:04:47 Listen, take them home and play with them later. I told you I'm in a hurry. Here.
00:04:52 You wait until he dismounts.
00:04:56 You can't be too careful these days.
00:04:59 You're a businessman, Jed. You know how it is.
00:05:01 I'm surprised you don't want to go into the shed to take a look at the cow.
00:05:05 Not that I cheat you or anything.
00:05:08 Aparacito.
00:05:15 Hmm?
00:05:17 Expensive cigar.
00:05:20 What cigar?
00:05:22 It's just a cigar, that's all.
00:05:24 You wouldn't cross me, would you, Aparacito?
00:05:29 You know what I do to people who do?
00:05:32 There is only one son of a bitch in this part who smokes these cigars, and that's Francisco's, the bald!
00:05:37 Come on, let's go!
00:05:40 Francisco! Francisco, if you don't catch him, you'll kill me!
00:05:42 I'm moving. Get the horses!
00:05:43 Shut up!
00:05:45 Are you all right?
00:06:10 Yeah. Yeah.
00:06:13 He went that way, towards the mountain.
00:06:26 Come on. Let's go.
00:06:29 Hold it! Hold it!
00:06:37 Do you see someone go by here wearing a freaky-looking cap?
00:06:40 Yeah.
00:06:41 Which way did he go?
00:06:42 Went that-a-way. Riding like crazy.
00:06:44 Let's go.
00:06:45 Come on. Move.
00:06:48 Look! There he is!
00:06:59 Son of a bitch!
00:07:02 Son of a bitch!
00:07:17 Come on! Out!
00:07:22 I want a hundred dollars.
00:07:24 I know who you are, Jed Rigardo.
00:07:27 You're an outlaw. If it weren't for me, that marshal would have gotten you.
00:07:31 So come on, pay up. I want that money.
00:07:35 What's a snot like you gonna do with my money?
00:07:39 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
00:07:41 I'm gonna get myself a gun, and I'm gonna be just like you.
00:07:45 Jed Rigardo takes money. He doesn't give it away.
00:07:53 Remember that when you grow up, snot-nose.
00:07:56 Not snot-nose! It's Sonny, you son of a bitch!
00:08:00 Come back!
00:08:02 Yeah.
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00:08:44 Punk.
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00:09:02 Oh, oh. Let's take him in a son.
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00:09:14 [screaming]
00:09:18 Hey, what the hell is this? You're a female.
00:09:27 [laughing]
00:09:29 Yeah, he's a female.
00:09:32 Yeah.
00:09:34 You know what I do to females?
00:09:40 [laughing]
00:09:43 Got her!
00:09:53 [laughing]
00:09:56 No! No!
00:10:10 [crying]
00:10:13 No! No!
00:10:17 Come on, relax.
00:10:20 No!
00:10:23 [crying]
00:10:26 [music]
00:10:30 [crying]
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00:10:39 Oh, shit.
00:10:41 You're a virgin.
00:10:44 [groaning]
00:10:47 Virgins make me sick.
00:10:50 Goddamn stupid female.
00:10:52 Come on.
00:10:54 Female's bad enough, but a virgin.
00:10:57 That beats everything.
00:10:59 I'm not a goddamn female.
00:11:02 What are you, a chipmunk?
00:11:04 Listen to me.
00:11:07 Hey.
00:11:09 Wait.
00:11:11 Please, I want to come with you.
00:11:13 You don't come with anybody, especially me.
00:11:15 Please, but at least let me try, huh?
00:11:18 [laughing]
00:11:22 So you want to try, huh?
00:11:26 [gunshot]
00:11:27 [screaming]
00:11:29 [gunshots]
00:11:32 [screaming]
00:11:36 [screaming]
00:11:38 Hey, watch out!
00:11:40 What is it, Indians?
00:11:48 No, not Indians.
00:11:50 Who is it?
00:11:52 It looks like a kid.
00:11:54 Let's do something.
00:11:55 You might still be alive.
00:11:57 Of course I'm alive.
00:11:59 None of you with me if you move.
00:12:02 You, get down here.
00:12:05 Yeah.
00:12:07 That's nice.
00:12:08 Gone.
00:12:10 I gotta teach these folks how to share the wealth with poor people.
00:12:13 Yeah, come on.
00:12:14 Give me money.
00:12:16 That's it.
00:12:17 Come on.
00:12:18 Come on, hurry up.
00:12:20 Come on.
00:12:21 Come on.
00:12:22 Stick it here.
00:12:24 All of it.
00:12:25 Right.
00:12:27 Okay, cover them.
00:12:28 We don't want any witnesses, right?
00:12:30 Right.
00:12:31 Well, kid, let's get it over with and shoot.
00:12:34 No, no.
00:12:35 Shut up.
00:12:36 And I will dignity.
00:12:38 Shoot.
00:12:39 What?
00:12:40 Wait a minute.
00:12:42 Ah, I see.
00:12:45 I see.
00:12:46 I see.
00:12:47 Get off with them.
00:12:49 Get off.
00:12:51 You want to be a bandit, huh?
00:12:53 And you don't have any guts.
00:12:55 Of course you can't have guts.
00:12:57 You were castrated at birth.
00:12:59 Don't move anybody.
00:13:02 Goodbye, snot nose.
00:13:05 Don't move.
00:13:11 I said don't move anybody.
00:13:16 Be a good horse.
00:13:19 Don't move.
00:13:21 Grab the girl.
00:13:27 Don't move anybody, goddammit.
00:13:30 Don't move.
00:13:31 I don't need a horse.
00:13:32 I can walk.
00:13:33 I don't give a shit.
00:13:35 Man, you should have seen her.
00:13:37 Kicking like a pipe mule and swearing at me worse than a man.
00:13:40 She set herself against the law.
00:13:41 She's got to be punished for it.
00:13:42 You think they'll hang her, Luke?
00:13:43 I mean, she is a woman.
00:13:44 Man, a woman don't make no difference.
00:13:46 That's what you say.
00:13:47 Ah, I'm sorry.
00:13:48 It's true.
00:13:49 It doesn't make any difference for you, huh?
00:13:51 So what happened?
00:13:53 You know the grave digger's granddaughter?
00:13:54 The little blonde?
00:13:55 The one that goes around dressed like a boy?
00:13:57 Well, they caught her robbing the bank.
00:13:59 Well, they caught her robbing the stagecoach with some guy.
00:14:02 And Franciscus has got her.
00:14:04 Franciscus.
00:14:06 That's tough.
00:14:09 All right.
00:14:28 Now you get this through your head, little girl.
00:14:31 You're going to tell me where Jed is.
00:14:35 And if you don't,
00:14:38 well, I'm going to cut your tongue out.
00:14:41 Now that's clear enough, isn't it?
00:14:44 Go on.
00:14:46 Do it.
00:14:48 I ain't going to tell you.
00:14:51 And you ain't going to make me.
00:14:56 You don't understand.
00:14:58 I'm talking to you like a father.
00:15:01 You're a naughty girl.
00:15:07 And for that, you're going to be spanked.
00:15:25 Get a paracetamol.
00:15:27 I'll pay you $3.00 if you want it.
00:15:36 It's my profit.
00:15:38 You want this one too?
00:15:39 I'll take that one.
00:15:40 You couldn't afford...
00:15:41 Whoever thought of spaghetti was a genius.
00:15:43 He must have made a damn fortune.
00:15:44 $20.00, honey.
00:15:45 Otherwise I'm not selling.
00:15:47 Put it on my bill.
00:15:48 For the nerve.
00:15:50 This one's pretty, Jed.
00:15:52 But I'm broke. How about some credit?
00:15:54 I don't remember you ever giving credit to me.
00:15:57 Listen, you punk.
00:16:00 Get this in your dirty head.
00:16:02 If you don't lower your crazy prices on this junk,
00:16:05 I'm going to go and have a little chat with the sheriff.
00:16:08 Well, come on, senoritas.
00:16:12 Come on, ladies.
00:16:13 Even if there are no clients,
00:16:15 that's still no reason for everyone to lay around here like a bunch of real whores.
00:16:22 Real whores.
00:16:24 You've gone up in price, Jed.
00:16:27 There's $500.00 on your head.
00:16:30 How do you know?
00:16:31 The whole town is talking about it.
00:16:33 And there's a character around with a scar here.
00:16:38 His name is Franciscus.
00:16:40 And he desperately wants your ass.
00:16:42 So desperately.
00:16:44 God knows why, huh, Jed?
00:16:47 I don't know.
00:16:49 Maybe he's queer.
00:16:52 Well, you can always make a deal with him and set him on the right track.
00:16:57 Yeah, he'll get tired one of these days.
00:17:00 But then, if it's not this one, there's going to be another.
00:17:05 And then another.
00:17:07 What do I have, a diamond in my ass?
00:17:10 You're a real whore.
00:17:14 A diamond in my ass.
00:17:17 Jed, why don't you stop with this kind of life?
00:17:21 Yeah, we can open up a shooting gallery.
00:17:24 We'll paint a bull's eye on your ass and give prizes to whoever hits it.
00:17:27 Fuck you, bastard. Get out of here.
00:17:29 I don't want to see you anymore. Get it?
00:17:31 Come here, Irene.
00:17:33 God damn it, baby.
00:17:35 I was kidding.
00:17:37 I was kidding.
00:17:39 You're the only decent person I know.
00:17:42 Hey, did you ever think about getting some new blood in this place?
00:17:45 You could charge more money and buy more of the stuff I bring you.
00:17:49 And why don't you try to bring me something new for a change?
00:17:54 Something fresh, huh?
00:17:56 Listen.
00:17:58 Why don't you go and ask your friend, Franciscus?
00:18:01 Franciscus. Maybe he can give you back that skinny bag of bones.
00:18:05 He's sending her to Yuma tomorrow.
00:18:08 15 years in jail.
00:18:11 What a waste.
00:18:13 A skinny bag of bones, but still fresh.
00:18:17 Come on. Move.
00:18:25 I ought to make you walk anyway.
00:18:27 That's what I ought to do.
00:18:29 I'd be in this goddamn mess if it wasn't for you.
00:18:32 I always get stuck with the dirty jobs.
00:18:35 And what do I get out of them? Nothing. Not a damn thing.
00:18:37 That's what I get.
00:18:40 That lousy Franciscus.
00:18:42 I take all the risks and he gets the rewards.
00:18:45 I see how those stinking peace officers work.
00:18:50 They don't fool no one.
00:18:52 I want you to take her to Yuma, he tells me.
00:18:55 I want her in federal prison.
00:18:57 Sure. Why the hell do he care if Jed ambushes me out here and leaves me for the bosuns?
00:19:03 He won't lose no sleep for me.
00:19:05 He wants me out here as bait.
00:19:07 Well, I'm not gonna sit in a trap for nobody.
00:19:10 If we make it to the ferry, I'm gonna dump you in the water and head for Yuma.
00:19:14 Starting right now, the only guy I'm looking out for is me.
00:19:18 Mother help your little boy. I'm sorry I murdered you.
00:19:21 You shouldn't have let her go with a parseeto.
00:19:35 No? Why?
00:19:37 Marshal, Jed's going to free her and to kill a parseeto.
00:19:41 A parseeto doesn't have a chance against him.
00:19:43 You really think so?
00:19:45 I see.
00:19:49 If Jed tries, we...
00:19:52 You think too much.
00:19:54 Remember, it gives you headaches.
00:19:56 Just let's keep him in sight at all times.
00:19:59 Come on.
00:20:04 Come on.
00:20:05 Come on. From here on, you're going to stay real close.
00:20:12 No tricks from you, Jed.
00:20:31 One move out of you, and I'm going to kill Sonny.
00:20:34 I know the way you think, Jed, and I know you don't give a damn about her.
00:20:39 But if you plug me, you know what you get?
00:20:42 Francisco's.
00:20:44 And don't you forget it either.
00:20:46 Do you hear what I'm telling you, Jed?
00:20:58 Don't get any ideas I didn't come for you.
00:21:01 I came because I had an account to settle with that son of a bitch.
00:21:07 Now shut up. Come on.
00:21:14 Come on.
00:21:15 [Birds chirping]
00:21:17 [Chuckles]
00:21:39 [Horses whinny]
00:21:41 [Bird squawks]
00:21:46 [Bird squawks]
00:22:06 [Bird squawks]
00:22:07 Francisco, look!
00:22:15 [Horse snorts]
00:22:20 [Jed grunts]
00:22:21 Jed!
00:22:28 Hold it!
00:22:31 Come on, let's get ahead of him.
00:22:32 Head for the river.
00:22:33 Go ahead.
00:22:35 [Jed grunts]
00:22:36 [Jed grunts]
00:22:39 Get on the boat.
00:22:45 [Horse whinnies]
00:22:46 [Jed screams]
00:22:48 Come on, you shit. Come on.
00:22:52 Don't die, that.
00:22:56 [Gunshot]
00:22:58 -Jed, I can't get it! -Good eye, you.
00:23:02 [Jed grunts]
00:23:03 My boat! My boat! They took my boat!
00:23:10 Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:23:14 [Gunshot]
00:23:18 I can put the next bullet between your eyes.
00:23:21 But you're not gonna die that easy, punk.
00:23:24 Bon voyage, Tregato.
00:23:30 What? What can I do without my boat?
00:23:32 [Explosion]
00:23:34 [Jed chuckles]
00:23:41 You wanna be an outlaw, huh?
00:23:50 You can't shoot.
00:23:52 You cannot screw.
00:23:54 You can't run.
00:23:59 [Jed grunts]
00:24:00 I'll bet you can't even spit.
00:24:03 That's one way you can always tell the difference between a man and a woman.
00:24:07 A man can spit and a woman can't.
00:24:11 Look.
00:24:14 [Jed spits]
00:24:17 [Jed laughs]
00:24:20 Try it.
00:24:22 Go ahead, try it.
00:24:29 [Jed laughs]
00:24:30 That's beautiful.
00:24:35 Okay, so I can't spit.
00:24:38 Then shut up.
00:24:41 Heck, well at least I know how to use a rifle!
00:24:45 What the hell are you doing? Put that down!
00:24:47 Put it down right here!
00:24:49 Here, here, here!
00:24:51 Now there, here!
00:24:53 Yeah.
00:24:57 Yeah.
00:24:58 Okay.
00:25:00 That's better.
00:25:02 [Jed sighs]
00:25:06 Who told you to move anyway?
00:25:14 You move when I tell you to move, understand?
00:25:17 You do what I tell you when I tell you to do it, understand?
00:25:22 Only when I tell you, got it?
00:25:24 Hmph.
00:25:27 [Jed sighs]
00:25:28 And, uh, let's get a few things straight around here.
00:25:36 If you want to stay with me,
00:25:38 that is, if I decide I'm going to keep you with me,
00:25:43 you've got to walk three steps in back of me.
00:25:53 Like a dog. Just like a dog.
00:25:56 That's what you are, a dog, and I am the master, understand?
00:26:00 No!
00:26:01 What?
00:26:02 No!
00:26:03 Shut up! How do you like me to bash your head for you, you little crab? Huh?
00:26:06 You do what I tell you, or I'll split your skull!
00:26:09 I'll leave you for the buzzards.
00:26:11 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:15 Hey!
00:26:20 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:22 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:24 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:26 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:28 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:30 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:33 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:36 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:39 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:42 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:45 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:48 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:51 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:54 [Jed plays the piano]
00:26:58 Well, well.
00:27:00 You know what this is?
00:27:04 Sure. Cow shit.
00:27:07 Don't be so fucking vulgar.
00:27:11 [cow moos]
00:27:15 Come on, big mama, come on!
00:27:26 You talking to me?
00:27:27 What the hell have I got to talk to you for?
00:27:29 Well, I was just asking.
00:27:31 Why do you call her big mama?
00:27:33 She's got milk in her. You got it?
00:27:35 And who said you could talk anyway?
00:27:38 Shut up and walk!
00:27:41 Wait, stop. Stop.
00:27:45 Why?
00:27:47 Ah, thirsty.
00:27:49 Hold her.
00:27:51 [Jed plays the piano]
00:27:53 [cow moos]
00:28:01 [cow moos]
00:28:08 She's worth a hell of a lot more than you's nut nose.
00:28:18 [children laughing]
00:28:20 Don't worry, muchachos. It's plenty for everybody.
00:28:23 I'll be through in a minute.
00:28:25 Calmate.
00:28:27 All right, who wants to try it first?
00:28:31 Look, look, look who's coming. It's Jed.
00:28:34 Jed is coming.
00:28:36 Hey!
00:28:38 Pacito, go tell the others Jed is here.
00:28:44 Jed!
00:28:47 Hey, look what he's bringing to us.
00:28:48 I see.
00:28:50 This is okay, chico.
00:29:00 She's a damn fine cow.
00:29:03 She ought to have enough in her to feed everybody.
00:29:06 All the kids are old people anyhow.
00:29:09 And if you're careful, the whole village maybe.
00:29:11 How can I begin to thank you for our poor village?
00:29:16 We have no way to repay you for all the goodness you bring us.
00:29:18 But what we have is yours.
00:29:20 Like a brother.
00:29:22 And whatever our poor village has is yours to share, brother.
00:29:24 A couple of more minutes of this story and everybody's going to be crying.
00:29:27 Jed? Yeah?
00:29:29 I patched your coat. Gracias.
00:29:31 Hey, your little girl's beginning to grow up, huh?
00:29:33 Grown, she's married.
00:29:35 Three weeks ago, Sunday.
00:29:37 You say she's married?
00:29:39 What are you doing here?
00:29:41 Go to your room and do what you have to do.
00:29:43 While you're young.
00:29:45 You get married, you know what they do?
00:29:47 You learning anything, blue eyes?
00:29:51 Then one day, Don Garcia Moreno's men came and took away our sheep.
00:29:57 Why didn't you fight?
00:29:59 Oh, we know nothing of fighting, Jed.
00:30:02 We only wish to live in peace.
00:30:04 But you know, if you stay with us, live here,
00:30:07 nobody would dare to touch us.
00:30:09 We'd build you a house.
00:30:11 Too late. Por qué?
00:30:14 Just this.
00:30:15 That's all.
00:30:17 Because I'm used to living like an animal.
00:30:20 It's the way I want to live.
00:30:22 No responsibilities.
00:30:24 I make up all my own rules.
00:30:27 Wouldn't be able to do that if I stopped here.
00:30:29 I can't stop moving.
00:30:31 Life's too short.
00:30:33 You can't live like that all your life, Jed.
00:30:35 Bueno.
00:30:37 Of course, you got a woman now.
00:30:42 You call that a woman?
00:30:43 Come on, Tomilo.
00:30:45 She's not even good to make love.
00:30:47 Look.
00:30:49 Now, let's see.
00:30:51 Let's see if you're a good puppy and got this in the air.
00:30:53 God damn it. Can't you do nothing right?
00:31:01 Some woman I got, Tomilo.
00:31:07 Some woman I got, Tomilo.
00:31:08 Some woman I got, Tomilo.
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00:31:38 [Music]
00:31:41 ("Pomp and Circumstance")
00:31:44 (gentle music)
00:31:47, - Ah, wow, that's the way it is.
00:31:50 (gentle music)
00:31:52 Ah, wow, that's the way a woman should look.
00:32:19 Yeah, just like that.
00:32:21 All nice and swollen with milk.
00:32:26 Yeah, enough milk to damn near feed the world.
00:32:29 Then everybody could start thinking about other things.
00:32:34 Instead of how we're going to get anything to eat,
00:32:37 no one would have to go to bed hungry.
00:32:40 (laughs)
00:32:41 Yeah.
00:32:42 (imitates gunshot)
00:32:43 Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
00:32:47 (sighs)
00:32:49 (gunshot)
00:33:06 (laughs)
00:33:08 Nice shot, huh?
00:33:11 (gunshot)
00:33:18 What do you mean, ah?
00:33:20 - If you want to be a killer, you better get a real gun.
00:33:24 - And walk like a man, not like a chicken.
00:33:26 Elegance.
00:33:28 First thing you got to do is learn to look tough.
00:33:30 Tough as nails.
00:33:31 Look a man right in the eye
00:33:32 and don't ever turn your back on nobody.
00:33:34 'Cause the minute you do, you're in a lot of trouble.
00:33:36 (yells)
00:33:37 (laughs)
00:33:38 Yeah.
00:33:40 Here.
00:33:41 Take it.
00:33:44 And don't aim.
00:33:45 You don't have time to aim.
00:33:45 It is automatic.
00:33:46 It is like sticking your finger up your nose in the dark.
00:33:48 You just do it and that's it.
00:33:50 Yeah, now let's see.
00:33:53 Come on.
00:33:54 Shoot.
00:33:56 Move a little bit to your left.
00:33:59 That's it.
00:34:01 Okay.
00:34:02 - You move.
00:34:10 - What do you mean I move?
00:34:12 Just aim at it.
00:34:13 Come on, shoot.
00:34:15 (gun fires)
00:34:18 - I can't if you're standing there.
00:34:21 - I can't if you're standing there.
00:34:22 What the hell you want?
00:34:24 You want to be a man?
00:34:26 Huh?
00:34:27 Get out of here.
00:34:29 Go find yourself a doll to play with.
00:34:31 You're a thief.
00:34:32 - No, I swear on the Virgin of Guadalupe,
00:34:34 we didn't take her.
00:34:35 We're poor people, but we're honest.
00:34:36 - You dare to lie?
00:34:37 Listen, all of you.
00:34:40 This cow belongs to Don Garcia Moreno.
00:34:44 And she was stolen from him.
00:34:46 Are you so stupid you don't know what happens
00:34:48 to men who steal from Don Garcia?
00:34:50 No.
00:34:53 I want that man to step forward.
00:34:55 If he does not,
00:34:57 then every woman in this village will become a widow.
00:35:01 Do you hear me, Zomero?
00:35:03 - Pedro, look at this.
00:35:05 I found this bearing.
00:35:13 (cow mooing)
00:35:16 - Who the hell gave them this?
00:35:20 - The same guy that gave them the cow.
00:35:22 Me.
00:35:24 The cow to feed themselves.
00:35:26 And the machine gun to defend themselves
00:35:28 from bastards like you.
00:35:29 Drop the guns.
00:35:31 Now.
00:35:32 Come on.
00:35:33 You too.
00:35:34 Come on here.
00:35:42 Oh, okay.
00:35:44 That's much better.
00:35:45 I want you to take a message to your boss.
00:35:49 Tell him that if he bothers these people again,
00:35:52 he's going to have me, Jet Rigado,
00:35:54 to deal with from here on.
00:35:57 You got it?
00:35:58 (guns firing)
00:36:01 Pretty good shooting.
00:36:10 Sonny.
00:36:13 But next time, make sure you get all of them.
00:36:15 Without pity.
00:36:16 And you, Zomero.
00:36:20 And everybody here, listen.
00:36:22 If something like this happens again,
00:36:26 and I'm not here,
00:36:27 remember I gave you that.
00:36:28 And use it.
00:36:30 (dramatic music)
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00:37:26 (dramatic music)
00:37:37 (dramatic music)
00:37:50 (dramatic music)
00:37:53 - Son of a bitch.
00:38:16 They'll come back this way.
00:38:19 (water dripping)
00:38:23 He won't stay in Mexico, I just know it.
00:38:25 I goddamn know it.
00:38:27 And I'll be waiting, Jan.
00:38:30 I'll be in this border town just waiting.
00:38:34 - I've seen a hell of a lot of rain in my life,
00:38:38 but I don't think I've got this wet before.
00:38:41 (Jane sighs)
00:38:46 (Jane sighs)
00:38:48 - Aren't you getting undressed?
00:38:51 Gonna catch pneumonia.
00:38:54 (Jane sighs)
00:38:57 (Jane sniffing)
00:39:00 (Jane sighs)
00:39:06 It's good for you, take it.
00:39:07 Okay.
00:39:11 I don't care.
00:39:15 If you die, remind me to bury you tomorrow.
00:39:18 I'm going to bed.
00:39:21 (Jane sighs)
00:39:26 I know what's bothering you.
00:39:32 I know everything.
00:39:33 Don't be stupid.
00:39:35 Let's face it.
00:39:38 If you wouldn't have killed him, he would have killed you.
00:39:44 Men like that are just worms.
00:39:45 I know how you feel, but I was luckier than you.
00:39:51 I killed 12 men the first time, 12.
00:39:53 And you can't feel for 12 while you feel for one.
00:39:58 It is like love.
00:40:00 You remember the first one,
00:40:03 but from the second one on, you don't feel anything
00:40:05 because they are pretty much the same.
00:40:07 Anyway, it happens to be a good thing.
00:40:13 Anyway, it happened when I was thrown into the,
00:40:15 to the territorial prison.
00:40:18 And more because I was a half-breed than anything else.
00:40:25 They beat the hell out of me.
00:40:27 So one day I got tired of it
00:40:30 and I set fire to the damn place.
00:40:33 I was lucky because close by was a dynamite shack.
00:40:35 The whole place blew up.
00:40:39 12 guards got cooked like well-done steaks.
00:40:43 It was such a mess.
00:40:46 The chief guard got kicked out
00:40:49 and he couldn't make a career as he wanted.
00:40:52 And the chief guard was Francisco's.
00:40:59 So since then, my life has been a nightmare when I'm awake.
00:41:07 That's when I want to go to sleep and forget about it.
00:41:12 (upbeat music)
00:41:17 (coughing)
00:41:33 (upbeat music)
00:41:36 (coughing)
00:41:38 (upbeat music)
00:41:41 (growling)
00:42:07 (upbeat music)
00:42:10 (crying)
00:42:12 (upbeat music)
00:42:24 (upbeat music)
00:42:26 (laughing)
00:42:44 (upbeat music)
00:42:47 (upbeat music)
00:42:50 - One, two, three, four, eight, nine, 10.
00:43:09 (upbeat music)
00:43:09 Three, four, eight, nine, 10.
00:43:14 (laughing)
00:43:22 We cooked them all like red steaks.
00:43:27 (sniffing)
00:43:30 (upbeat music)
00:43:36 Kill them all.
00:43:37 Kill one and kill them all.
00:43:40 Right?
00:43:42 Well, I can't.
00:43:43 I can't.
00:43:44 (coughing)
00:43:48 Yes, I can.
00:43:49 I don't like you either.
00:43:51 No way, brother.
00:43:54 No way.
00:43:55 (upbeat music)
00:43:58 (upbeat music)
00:44:00 Okay, are you ready?
00:44:08 Huh?
00:44:11 Huh?
00:44:12 Because I'm gonna get ya.
00:44:14 (gun firing)
00:44:15 (laughing)
00:44:17 (laughing)
00:44:24 (gun firing)
00:44:24 (laughing)
00:44:27 - Bastard!
00:44:31 (laughing)
00:44:32 - Shut up!
00:44:33 - Oh no, get it off me!
00:44:34 - Shut up!
00:44:35 Shut up!
00:44:36 Shut up!
00:44:37 Shut up!
00:44:38 What the hell's wrong with you?
00:44:41 Huh?
00:44:42 - Nothing.
00:44:43 'Cause I'm a virgin.
00:44:46 And virgins are impolite.
00:44:48 - God damn it!
00:44:49 (laughing)
00:44:51 (footsteps)
00:44:53 (bird squawking)
00:45:00 (bird squawking)
00:45:08 (footsteps)
00:45:15 (bird squawking)
00:45:18 - All right.
00:45:43 Start digging.
00:45:44 (dirt crunching)
00:45:46 - All of it?
00:45:47 - All of it.
00:45:48 (dirt crunching)
00:45:56 (dirt crunching)
00:45:59 (dirt crunching)
00:46:01 (dirt crunching)
00:46:04 (dirt crunching)
00:46:07 (dirt crunching)
00:46:10 - All this.
00:46:35 (dirt crunching)
00:46:37 You gotta cook a pig before you stick a fork in it.
00:46:39 Hear that, Jed?
00:46:43 What's good for the goose
00:46:47 is good for the gander.
00:46:51 (roaring)
00:46:57 (laughing)
00:46:59 (roaring)
00:47:03 (roaring)
00:47:05 - You gotta be heartless.
00:47:07 You gotta be heartless.
00:47:08 (roaring)
00:47:11 (roaring)
00:47:16 - Come on.
00:47:17 Get out.
00:47:20 (laughing)
00:47:25 (laughing)
00:47:27 (roaring)
00:47:33 (gun firing)
00:47:35 - It's Jed.
00:47:46 (laughing)
00:47:47 - What the hell is going on?
00:47:49 - It's Jed.
00:47:50 - Jed.
00:47:51 Jed, what happened?
00:47:54 - Give me something.
00:47:55 - Bring me some alcohol and some bandages.
00:47:59 Move your ass, Jed.
00:48:00 - Keep quiet, shut your fuck.
00:48:01 Don't make such a fucking fuss about it.
00:48:02 It's just a little blood.
00:48:04 - I can guess, Franciscus, huh?
00:48:06 - No.
00:48:08 It was that little cutie over there playing fireworks.
00:48:11 - And who's she?
00:48:14 - Just some moron I picked up.
00:48:16 She wants to be an outlaw.
00:48:18 - Well, why do you go around with her
00:48:19 if she's such a moron?
00:48:21 - Yeah, good question.
00:48:22 Damn if I know.
00:48:24 I don't want this fucking thing.
00:48:27 I want some clothes, something.
00:48:29 - What does this look like?
00:48:30 The Salvation Army?
00:48:32 Everybody has something that he has to pay.
00:48:35 Everybody.
00:48:36 And you're no different, darling.
00:48:38 So shall we discuss cost?
00:48:40 - We'll talk about it later, Lorraine, okay?
00:48:42 - I have an idea.
00:48:45 I'll take her.
00:48:48 She's not much, but some geezers like them scrawny.
00:48:52 (laughing)
00:48:53 - You have to show her the ropes.
00:48:55 She has never been poked.
00:48:58 (screaming)
00:48:59 - You think she's a virgin?
00:49:01 Oh, I know somebody with a bundle
00:49:02 who's willing to give 200 bucks for a virgin.
00:49:05 We'll both make money on this, Jed.
00:49:09 Take off your clothes.
00:49:13 Let's see what we got here.
00:49:14 - Get your hands off me.
00:49:16 - Bitch!
00:49:18 I want to see what a virgin looks like for myself.
00:49:24 (screaming)
00:49:28 (screaming)
00:49:30 (screaming)
00:49:32 - Leave me alone!
00:49:36 (screaming)
00:49:38 (glass shattering)
00:49:41 (screaming)
00:49:45 - I'll show you what it's like.
00:49:49 - Hold her down, hold her down!
00:49:51 - That's enough!
00:49:52 I said stop it!
00:49:54 God damn it!
00:49:55 I will not!
00:49:56 - Stop it!
00:49:59 - You think it's funny, huh?
00:50:04 I'll teach you.
00:50:06 Get out!
00:50:07 Get out!
00:50:08 Get out!
00:50:09 - I'll do this for you too.
00:50:10 Get out and stay out!
00:50:12 - Get out!
00:50:14 Out, you goddamn whore!
00:50:16 (whimpering)
00:50:20 (whimpering)
00:50:22 - What the fuck you crying for?
00:50:36 (screaming)
00:50:47 - It's because I love you.
00:50:49 - What did you say?
00:50:56 What did you say?
00:51:00 - I said I love you.
00:51:04 And if you want me to stay here,
00:51:10 then I'll do it.
00:51:16 I'll stay here if that's what you want me to do.
00:51:20 - Nobody ever said that to me before.
00:51:30 - I love you.
00:51:41 - I love you.
00:51:42 - By the power of almighty God and the Mexican government,
00:51:55 I declare you man and wife from now till death
00:51:58 when you are parted.
00:52:00 Let no man put asunder what God has joined.
00:52:02 Join hands, please.
00:52:04 Now, if you would like a sermon,
00:52:08 there will be a five dollar charge.
00:52:09 If not, the cost of the basic ceremony is only three dollars.
00:52:12 - No sermon.
00:52:13 Is this thing finished?
00:52:15 - Unless you wish something more.
00:52:16 - Your wallet.
00:52:17 - Wallet?
00:52:18 - Yeah, your wallet.
00:52:20 Didn't you hear her?
00:52:22 Yeah, and your fur coat.
00:52:23 Move.
00:52:24 - Oh, Jed.
00:52:25 - That's my wedding present.
00:52:27 Get moving.
00:52:27 Go to the piano and play.
00:52:29 Play!
00:52:30 And if somebody ask you who robbed you,
00:52:32 you say Jed and Sonny Trigado.
00:52:34 Mr. and Mrs.
00:52:35 (laughing)
00:52:38 (sighing)
00:52:40 Come on, let's go!
00:52:42 Let's go!
00:52:44 (cheering)
00:52:47 (upbeat music)
00:53:06 - Put it on my bill, Jed.
00:53:07 - Yes, ma'am.
00:53:08 - My lady would like to try on this pair of boots.
00:53:11 - Those boots are four dollars and 85 cents, ma'am.
00:53:14 - What's the matter?
00:53:16 Don't you think we have the money?
00:53:18 - No, no, of course.
00:53:19 Of course, ma'am.
00:53:20 Please be seated, ma'am. - That's better.
00:53:22 - Take a seat.
00:53:23 - Thanks.
00:53:24 - They're a very nice pair of boots, I do assure you.
00:53:26 You know, they're lovely, sir, really.
00:53:28 You must look, sir.
00:53:29 I have them made for the mayor's wife
00:53:30 who later canceled her order because of the attack at Gap.
00:53:34 - Oh, really?
00:53:35 - They're lovely. - Yeah?
00:53:37 Here, here.
00:53:38 - How much does this cost, sir?
00:53:47 - $15.
00:53:47 - Beautiful.
00:53:50 Sir, and this?
00:53:54 - That's expensive, sir.
00:53:56 That costs $28.50.
00:53:58 - This is expensive, sonny.
00:54:00 It costs $28.50. - Oh, you're kidding, yeah?
00:54:02 Yeah, oh, thanks!
00:54:05 (sighs)
00:54:07 - Come on, come on!
00:54:08 - Oh, oh, excuse me.
00:54:10 How's that one feel, ma'am?
00:54:11 - Well, it pitches a little down here.
00:54:13 - Whether you say it'll work out, of course.
00:54:15 You have a very generous husband, ma'am.
00:54:17 - I sure do, don't I?
00:54:18 - It's a very nice pair of boots.
00:54:24 - Not bad.
00:54:26 - Would you like to try a walk in?
00:54:28 - Yep, I think I will.
00:54:30 - Well, say, do you know what we need?
00:54:31 What else we need?
00:54:32 A gun barrel for my wife.
00:54:34 - Oh.
00:54:34 - Gun barrel for your wife, sir?
00:54:36 - Yes, we're going to America, you know.
00:54:38 We better be prepared.
00:54:39 - Oh, I quite agree.
00:54:40 - You never know.
00:54:42 And, oh, oh, yes.
00:54:44 - Try that one off the sides, ma'am.
00:54:49 - A gun for the gondola for my wife.
00:54:52 - Hey, Jack!
00:54:53 - It's closed!
00:54:54 - Come in!
00:54:54 - It is closed.
00:54:56 - Why are we closed?
00:54:57 - Well, because when the Trigado family goes shopping,
00:55:02 we don't want to be disturbed.
00:55:03 - Oh.
00:55:04 Is there something else I could get you, sir?
00:55:07 - Yep.
00:55:08 Your money.
00:55:09 - This is a holdup.
00:55:14 - Oh, shit.
00:55:17 - Place your bets.
00:55:18 Place your bets.
00:55:19 No more bets.
00:55:24 Number 13, black.
00:55:27 - Number, number 19.
00:55:31 - Please, in your number 19.
00:55:32 Put your money down, please.
00:55:33 Put your money down.
00:55:34 Place your bets.
00:55:35 Place your bets.
00:55:36 No more bets.
00:55:37 No more bets.
00:55:38 - Oh, I won!
00:55:42 - Oh!
00:55:52 Oh!
00:55:53 Number 19, now pay me!
00:55:56 - She's kidding.
00:55:57 She fell on her head as a kid.
00:55:58 She's not very normal and can be very dangerous.
00:56:00 Isn't she funny?
00:56:01 (laughing)
00:56:04 - You idiot, what's wrong with you?
00:56:05 You shouldn't have done that.
00:56:06 - Why?
00:56:07 - Because.
00:56:08 In life, you have to do things by the rules.
00:56:09 That's why.
00:56:10 I'm terribly sorry, ladies and gentlemen.
00:56:13 (dramatic music)
00:56:16 - Okay, this is a holdup.
00:56:28 - Put your bets.
00:56:29 - Don't make a move.
00:56:31 - See how it's done.
00:56:32 You got to do things by the rules.
00:56:34 (dramatic music)
00:56:37 - I'm Jet Rigado.
00:56:51 Hands up.
00:56:54 Did you do this?
00:56:56 - Si.
00:56:57 - Why is my picture here?
00:57:00 - Because I didn't have one.
00:57:02 - Uh-huh.
00:57:03 Sonny!
00:57:04 Come in.
00:57:06 Take a picture of the lady.
00:57:10 - Si, senor.
00:57:11 - Why just me?
00:57:12 - Because they can kill you one of these days
00:57:13 and I want to have a souvenir.
00:57:15 Come on.
00:57:16 And make sure it is a good one.
00:57:18 - If you'll stand up here.
00:57:20 One moment.
00:57:23 Now.
00:57:24 - Not like that.
00:57:26 - Don't move.
00:57:27 - What the hell kind of a way is that to hold a gun?
00:57:29 Here.
00:57:30 Stand up straight.
00:57:32 - Uh, por favor.
00:57:34 A smile perhaps, a small one.
00:57:35 - Smile for Christ's sakes.
00:57:38 - One.
00:57:42 - Jet, what happens if you die first?
00:57:45 - Get!
00:57:46 Stop!
00:57:47 - No smile, senor.
00:57:50 - We are smiling.
00:57:51 Come down from there.
00:57:55 Arm the star.
00:57:58 - All right, senor.
00:57:59 Hold it.
00:58:00 Don't move.
00:58:02 One.
00:58:02 Two.
00:58:05 Three.
00:58:06 (gunshots)
00:58:09 (cheering)
00:58:11 (cheering)
00:58:13 (cheering)
00:58:43 - I can't see how raising the ante on these two
00:58:45 will do any good.
00:58:46 - You know, I'm afraid you're right.
00:58:49 I've already raised it three times before
00:58:51 and what good has it done?
00:58:52 We've got two murders and a string of damn robberies
00:58:54 that this territory's never seen.
00:58:56 I'm afraid, gentlemen, that the last three months
00:58:58 has made every one of us look like a bunch of damn fools.
00:59:02 - And we all come up for re-election this year.
00:59:03 We gotta get those two.
00:59:04 That's all there is to it.
00:59:06 - Well, it looks like it's up to you now, Merrill.
00:59:09 Now that Franciscus is out of the way.
00:59:12 - Hey, Merrill, where you going?
00:59:14 - Franciscus.
00:59:19 - I'm still in the way, Greenhorn.
00:59:34 And my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
00:59:40 is to see these two hang from the end of a rope.
00:59:42 Is that right, Merrill?
00:59:45 - Let's save the taxpayers money.
00:59:47 - If you want these two criminals,
00:59:53 just sign this petition.
00:59:56 It grants full amnesty for all past crimes.
01:00:00 To anyone who brings them in dead or alive.
01:00:02 - This paper's gonna bring out every scum--
01:00:05 - I'm not interested in what you've got to say, Junior.
01:00:08 I don't think that we have the authority to offer an amnesty.
01:00:13 - Forget about the authority, Your Honor.
01:00:15 Forget it.
01:00:17 Just sign the petition and they'll be ours.
01:00:19 - Better get ready.
01:00:24 He's coming.
01:00:25 - Nah, that can't be him.
01:00:29 - Of course it's him.
01:00:32 - Why is he dressed like that?
01:00:36 - 'Cause he's a wise guy, he's wearing a disguise.
01:00:39 - Nice of you to drop in.
01:00:49 Don't move.
01:00:52 - What's the gag, Franciscus?
01:00:55 Trying to change your image?
01:00:56 - Shut up, you.
01:00:57 I'll do the talking.
01:01:05 - What's the gag, Franciscus?
01:01:07 Trying to change your image?
01:01:10 I thought you were out of the show.
01:01:15 But since you're not, I'm going to put you out of it.
01:01:17 Because I'm gonna kill you.
01:01:20 - Just like I killed those guards.
01:01:22 But if I have killed somebody,
01:01:24 it is because I want to defend myself
01:01:26 from bastards like you and your shitty world.
01:01:28 - What the hell are you laughing at?
01:01:31 - Look at him when he's talking to you.
01:01:36 (fire crackling)
01:01:38 - Did you hear what Mrs. Trigado said?
01:01:40 Look at me when I'm talking to you.
01:01:44 (grunting)
01:01:46 - Sonny!
01:01:49 - Get off him!
01:01:51 Get off!
01:01:52 Get off, let go!
01:01:53 (gun firing)
01:02:02 (gun firing)
01:02:05 (gun firing)
01:02:07 - Don't do it!
01:02:34 - Jed, you're not gonna kill him now.
01:02:36 - What the hell are you talking about, you nit?
01:02:41 I would never kill someone who can't fight.
01:02:48 A man like Jed Trigado would never do a thing like that.
01:02:51 To kill a blind man.
01:02:52 Are you kidding?
01:02:56 Look at him.
01:02:57 He's pathetic.
01:02:58 It is so damn frustrating, it just makes you want to cry.
01:03:04 Give him half a buck.
01:03:05 I hope after this you don't go around saying
01:03:13 I'm a son of a bitch anymore.
01:03:15 Come on.
01:03:16 Come on.
01:03:21 (cow mooing)
01:03:27 (sad music)
01:03:29 (cow mooing)
01:03:31 - You have to start from the bottom.
01:03:36 That's the best way to read the clouds.
01:03:38 - Okay, show me.
01:03:40 - Hey, just a moment.
01:03:42 It isn't that easy.
01:03:44 You have to know what you're talking about.
01:03:45 It takes time.
01:03:46 Come on, what do you see?
01:03:50 - I see a grasshopper and something else on top of it.
01:03:58 I think it's another grasshopper maybe.
01:04:01 What's that mean?
01:04:02 - It means you're talking a lot of bullshit.
01:04:04 Have you ever seen a grasshopper that big, you jerk?
01:04:08 Those are men with swords, big dudes.
01:04:12 - Well, I see two grasshoppers.
01:04:19 - Shut up!
01:04:20 Do I always have to repeat myself?
01:04:21 You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
01:04:27 - Don't talk to me that way.
01:04:29 We're supposed to be married and we do things together.
01:04:31 - Bullshit, we're married.
01:04:34 You might be married, but I am not.
01:04:36 You don't count for nothing.
01:04:37 So get that in your goddamn head.
01:04:38 Biggest mistake I ever made was taking her to a priest.
01:04:42 I don't have my head examined.
01:04:43 Don't talk to me that way.
01:04:48 Fuck her.
01:04:50 (dramatic music)
01:04:52 (dramatic music)
01:04:55 (dramatic music)
01:04:58 (dramatic music)
01:05:01 (dramatic music)
01:05:03 (dramatic music)
01:05:06 (dramatic music)
01:05:09 (dramatic music)
01:05:12 (dramatic music)
01:05:14 (dramatic music)
01:05:17 (dramatic music)
01:05:20 (dramatic music)
01:05:23 (dramatic music)
01:05:36 (dramatic music)
01:05:42 (dramatic music)
01:05:49 (dramatic music)
01:05:52 (dramatic music)
01:05:57 (dramatic music)
01:06:02 (dramatic music)
01:06:09 (dramatic music)
01:06:16 (dramatic music)
01:06:19 - But there was only one grasshopper.
01:06:32 (dramatic music)
01:06:35 (dramatic music)
01:06:42 (dramatic music)
01:06:45 (dramatic music)
01:06:56 (dramatic music)
01:07:04 (dramatic music)
01:07:07 (dramatic music)
01:07:10 (dramatic music)
01:07:13 - Yep.
01:07:39 Looks like Jed Tregado, all right.
01:07:41 - Okay, lovebirds, wake up.
01:07:44 Real slow, with your hands up.
01:07:48 - Bounty killers, I suppose?
01:07:58 - Bounty killers?
01:07:59 No, not us.
01:08:01 You know, for you two, they're laying out $2,000.
01:08:04 - And complete amnesty for us, too.
01:08:06 - $2,000 only? - Yeah.
01:08:08 - Are you kidding?
01:08:09 - Yeah.
01:08:10 - That doesn't compare with what she's worth.
01:08:13 She's fantastic.
01:08:17 Wait.
01:08:19 Darling.
01:08:21 Darling.
01:08:24 Surprise. (laughs)
01:08:28 - Oh, wow.
01:08:31 - Some man, huh?
01:08:33 Look at him, beautiful blue eyes.
01:08:36 - Mm, he sure does, yeah.
01:08:39 - And the other one looks like some Peter.
01:08:41 - Oh. - Yeah.
01:08:42 - Which of the two do you prefer, baby?
01:08:44 - Me? - Yeah.
01:08:45 - Oh.
01:08:46 Oh, well, I dig 'em both.
01:08:50 - Oh, yeah?
01:08:51 Both? - Yeah.
01:08:53 - Uh-huh.
01:08:55 I agree. (laughs)
01:08:57 - Woo!
01:08:59 - Yeah. - Vote 'em in.
01:09:00 - That's why Sonny and Jed Tregado were.
01:09:02 (laughs)
01:09:05 (upbeat music)
01:09:07 - Hm.
01:09:19 Here we are.
01:09:22 Come on, ladies.
01:09:24 Look at this.
01:09:26 Nice, ladies.
01:09:28 Don't bother to knock.
01:09:29 Sarah, you know I have always had
01:09:32 the greatest respect for justice,
01:09:34 and that's why I brought you Jim Harvey and Harry Lodden.
01:09:37 They don't look like it, but they are both
01:09:39 two of the worst son of bitches in the Southwest Territory,
01:09:42 and they should really be in prison.
01:09:43 Where do I collect my reward, sir?
01:09:45 - You stupid bastard.
01:09:48 (laughs)
01:09:50 Jed, you're not gonna get away with this.
01:09:52 You know why?
01:09:53 - Yeah, why?
01:09:54 - 'Cause you're gonna step one foot out of that door.
01:09:57 And I'm gonna have every man in this town after your ass.
01:09:59 - Oh, yeah?
01:10:00 Well, we can't have that, can we?
01:10:03 - Hold this, sir, please.
01:10:04 - Thank you.
01:10:06 Thank you.
01:10:07 That's it.
01:10:08 Yeah.
01:10:09 (laughs)
01:10:13 Light it.
01:10:13 Well, come on, light it.
01:10:18 (laughs)
01:10:21 Go ahead.
01:10:22 (thunder rumbling)
01:10:24 Get out!
01:10:24 Get out!
01:10:26 Now, try to get me if you can, huh?
01:10:28 Let's go!
01:10:29 (yells)
01:10:31 (thunder rumbling)
01:10:34 - How much, how much money?
01:10:39 How much do we have now?
01:10:40 - We have two fucking dollars.
01:10:43 - Two dollars?
01:10:43 - Yeah, this expensive.
01:10:45 You are expensive.
01:10:46 We are expensive.
01:10:47 'Cause we are the best.
01:10:49 (laughs)
01:10:51 So.
01:10:52 (knocking)
01:10:53 Come in.
01:10:54 We are the best, yeah.
01:10:56 (laughs)
01:10:57 Pardon me, sir.
01:10:58 (laughs)
01:10:59 Hey, come in.
01:11:01 Hey, come in.
01:11:02 - Pardon me, sir.
01:11:04 - What the hell's the matter with you?
01:11:06 - As you wish, sir.
01:11:07 - You bring the things?
01:11:08 - Come in.
01:11:09 Yes, sir.
01:11:10 I brought gold.
01:11:12 I brought everything you want.
01:11:12 - Has she ever seen two people take it apart?
01:11:14 - I wouldn't know, sir.
01:11:15 I brought all the things you ordered, sir.
01:11:18 Oh, it's, I'll get you a plate.
01:11:20 It's eggs, it's tomatoes, it's fruit, it's,
01:11:24 it's a lot of things there.
01:11:25 And a sock.
01:11:26 - Yeah, that's all right.
01:11:27 - This patient here.
01:11:28 - That's all right, goddammit.
01:11:29 - Say hello to Mr., what's your name?
01:11:32 - My name is Felipe.
01:11:33 - Yeah, this is Mrs. Trigado.
01:11:35 - Hi, Felipe.
01:11:37 - Madam.
01:11:38 (laughs)
01:11:39 - What the fuck are you licking?
01:11:40 You fucking maniac.
01:11:41 - Oh, please excuse me, sir.
01:11:42 So sorry, sir.
01:11:43 Now, sir, as I was telling you,
01:11:45 it's some chicken here, it's fruit, a chocolate.
01:11:48 - Okay, I'm getting out.
01:11:50 - What is this, real silver?
01:11:51 - Oh, yes, sir, pure silver.
01:11:52 - Expensive?
01:11:53 - Well, I don't know, sir.
01:11:54 - Do you have a towel?
01:11:56 - Salami?
01:11:56 - Do you have, do you have a towel?
01:11:58 I need to get out of the tub.
01:12:00 A towel.
01:12:01 - Oh, a towel, yes, madam.
01:12:02 (speaking in foreign language)
01:12:08 - I'll tell you straight, this has to be the life.
01:12:15 Don't it?
01:12:16 Big hotel rooms, golden bed, waiter and tails,
01:12:21 champagne, most of all, chocolate.
01:12:23 I always dreamed of eating chocolate in bed.
01:12:27 - What are you looking at?
01:12:29 - Hey.
01:12:30 Hey.
01:12:31 Hey!
01:12:35 - Oh, sorry, sir.
01:12:37 Yes, sir?
01:12:38 - What's going on down there?
01:12:39 - It's a private party, sir.
01:12:41 It's a first anniversary party
01:12:43 of the wedding of D'Angassio Moreno
01:12:45 with Dona, Dona Linda, sir.
01:12:47 - Are they rich people?
01:12:50 - Oh, yes, richissimo, signore.
01:12:52 - Important people?
01:12:53 - Very, very important.
01:12:54 They have lots of money, signor.
01:12:56 - And what do you have to do to go there?
01:12:58 - It's open to everybody, sir.
01:13:00 But it is necessary to wear a formal suit.
01:13:03 - And what's a formal?
01:13:05 - Formal?
01:13:06 It's a suit like this.
01:13:07 - Oh, yeah?
01:13:08 - And the salami, sir, it's wonderful.
01:13:10 It's delicious, really.
01:13:11 It's the specialty of the house.
01:13:13 (slicing)
01:13:13 (groaning)
01:13:15 You rest.
01:13:16 - And what the hell do you do that for?
01:13:19 - Shut up, it's none of your damn business.
01:13:22 - What the hell's the matter with you?
01:13:24 And what's so important about those people down there?
01:13:26 - It is not people.
01:13:27 It is a lady, a big, fat lady with big, beautiful tits.
01:13:31 (laughing)
01:13:32 Someday I'll explain to you what they are.
01:13:34 A lady with tits full of milk like a cow,
01:13:36 not a fucking chicken like you.
01:13:38 - How can you say that?
01:13:41 Sometimes I just don't understand you.
01:13:43 I really don't.
01:13:44 - No?
01:13:45 (sighing)
01:13:46 Well, that's too bad.
01:13:48 Who asked you to understand anyway?
01:13:52 I only marry you 'cause I felt sorry for you.
01:13:55 So get off my back.
01:13:56 (audience applauding)
01:13:59 (upbeat music)
01:14:01 (upbeat music)
01:14:04 - A toast.
01:14:25 A toast for the first of 100 anniversaries, my love.
01:14:27 - Only 100?
01:14:28 I expect twice that.
01:14:30 I'm devastated that you only want 99 more.
01:14:32 (laughing)
01:14:33 - Don Garcia, may I compliment you on your charm?
01:14:36 - Indeed you may.
01:14:37 I'm a man who counts himself among the more fortunate.
01:14:39 - She's a most beautiful woman.
01:14:41 - That's true, but it wasn't her beauty that drew me to her.
01:14:44 It was her spirituality.
01:14:46 - Ah.
01:14:47 - You are lovely tonight, Dona Elena.
01:14:48 - My compliments.
01:14:49 - How radiant you are, Dona Elena.
01:14:50 - Thank you.
01:14:51 - And what a lovely body.
01:14:52 - Come, come, come.
01:14:53 (speaking in foreign language)
01:14:55 - May I have this dance?
01:14:56 - But you promised me the first.
01:14:58 - Oh, dear.
01:14:58 - I'll be devastating.
01:14:59 - I'm hungry, I'm in.
01:15:00 I can't dance with everyone.
01:15:02 How lovely you are, my dear.
01:15:03 My good man, would you fix me something very cold?
01:15:06 (speaking in foreign language)
01:15:10 - I'm not your waiter, Crystal.
01:15:22 - I'm mortified.
01:15:23 I just assumed you were.
01:15:25 I hope you'll let me apologize.
01:15:27 - Then dance with me.
01:15:28 (dramatic music)
01:15:31 - Do you always kidnap your women?
01:15:33 - You're more than just a woman to me.
01:15:37 You're like a shower of milk from heaven.
01:15:39 (laughing)
01:15:40 - I begin to suspect you have a vivid imagination.
01:15:44 - You fucking A, I have a vivid imagination.
01:15:46 And I'm a little mad too.
01:15:48 - May I have the name of this fascinating madman?
01:15:50 - I'll tell you when you come away with me.
01:15:54 We'll leave right after the party.
01:15:56 - And where will we go, Prater?
01:15:57 - You wanna go to Prater?
01:15:58 We'll go there.
01:15:59 - You poets are also terribly impractical.
01:16:04 No suggestion of a house to live in or even a bed.
01:16:07 - I don't like to make love in a bed.
01:16:09 I like to make love in the rocks.
01:16:14 - You're even more impractical than I thought.
01:16:16 - That's what I want, milk on the rocks.
01:16:19 - Divine.
01:16:20 (laughing)
01:16:27 - That man dancing with my wife,
01:16:29 does he seem familiar to you?
01:16:31 - If I had met him, it certainly wasn't at my table.
01:16:34 (laughing)
01:16:35 - In my day, a man like that
01:16:36 wouldn't have gotten into this hotel.
01:16:37 - That's common today, my dear.
01:16:39 - May I help you, sir?
01:16:44 (upbeat music)
01:16:46 - Any Americans registered?
01:17:00 (upbeat music)
01:17:03 (upbeat music)
01:17:32 - Okay, this is a hold up.
01:17:34 Do you hear me?
01:17:36 You're not deaf, are you?
01:17:38 Now come on.
01:17:39 Every one of you, come on.
01:17:42 I want your money.
01:17:44 Let's go, move.
01:17:46 Move, move I said, come on.
01:17:49 - Yeah, come on, do what she says.
01:17:51 Do what she says, come on.
01:17:53 - You bastard.
01:17:56 You too, Jed Drogada, you son of a bitch.
01:17:58 Fooling around with that broad.
01:18:00 You think I care?
01:18:01 Well, I don't.
01:18:02 - You mean me?
01:18:04 - You too.
01:18:05 Your money, everything.
01:18:06 Come on. - What do you mean, me?
01:18:08 - Move. - Come on.
01:18:09 - You heard me.
01:18:10 Put it all down.
01:18:11 Come on, move.
01:18:13 Now everyone, keep your hands up
01:18:15 or you get it between the eyes.
01:18:17 Including you, Jed Drogado.
01:18:19 (gunshot)
01:18:20 (screaming)
01:18:22 - Here she is, Jed.
01:18:26 What are you waiting for?
01:18:29 Pick him up.
01:18:31 (screaming)
01:18:33 - Hold it.
01:18:33 You can do what you want with her, Francisco.
01:18:35 I take this one.
01:18:37 - Please, my wife's liable to be killed.
01:18:39 Let the woman go.
01:18:40 (gunshots)
01:18:52 (screaming)
01:18:54 (gunshots)
01:18:56 (screaming)
01:18:59 - Jed, Jed!
01:19:00 (screaming)
01:19:03 Jed!
01:19:04 - Don't shoot!
01:19:07 Don't shoot!
01:19:08 Don't shoot!
01:19:11 - After him.
01:19:13 - No! - Faster!
01:19:14 - You'll hit my wife.
01:19:16 (laughing)
01:19:22 - He's divine.
01:19:23 (laughing)
01:19:24 - Jed!
01:19:24 - He's the most dark one.
01:19:26 I'm going to Banderas.
01:19:27 Do what I say, goddammit!
01:19:29 - Adios!
01:19:30 (laughing)
01:19:32 - Hey!
01:19:44 Hey!
01:19:45 (speaking in foreign language)
01:19:48 Hey!
01:19:49 (laughing)
01:19:51 (laughing)
01:19:53 - But why have we stopped here?
01:19:58 I thought you said you were so anxious to spirit me away.
01:20:00 - Shut up, will you?
01:20:02 Ah!
01:20:03 - Hey!
01:20:14 You!
01:20:16 Listen to me!
01:20:19 If you want Jed Tregado, I know where he is!
01:20:23 He's gone to Banderas!
01:20:25 You'll find him there!
01:20:27 Go on, you bastards!
01:20:29 Go on, find him!
01:20:31 Go on, move!
01:20:32 - Go, bring me up!
01:20:35 The rest of you follow her!
01:20:37 (guns firing)
01:20:39 (guns firing)
01:20:42 (guns firing)
01:20:44 - I'm about to perish.
01:21:12 I have to rest.
01:21:13 - Sumilo!
01:21:19 - Wait, don't leave me here alone!
01:21:23 Wait!
01:21:24 Hey!
01:21:29 I just saw a snake over there!
01:21:32 - Pick it up, your ass.
01:21:35 - Sumilo!
01:21:38 (snorting)
01:21:40 Sumilo!
01:21:45 All right, all right, come inside.
01:21:50 What do you want, an invitation?
01:21:52 You know how to read?
01:21:53 - Well, of course I do.
01:21:55 - Then read.
01:21:56 - Dearest brother, we have left our poor village
01:21:58 and the homes of our birth because we can no longer suffer
01:22:01 to live in fear for our women and children.
01:22:04 We have heard that Don Garcia's men...
01:22:07 Oh, my husband, a divine,
01:22:10 wish to take from us our humble land.
01:22:14 Forgive us, but we cannot kill even to defend ourselves.
01:22:18 Goodbye, my brother.
01:22:19 Sumilo.
01:22:21 What a vulgar little man he must be.
01:22:25 You mustn't be upset about it.
01:22:29 (laughing)
01:22:32 - If I had stayed, this wouldn't have happened.
01:22:34 - Forget all that now.
01:22:36 Forget everything, all right?
01:22:40 How would you like me to take care of my hair?
01:22:42 Look.
01:22:43 (laughing)
01:22:44 - I'm a shitty man.
01:22:45 - You're a lovely man, that's what you are.
01:22:47 Now close your eyes and relax.
01:22:50 I've got a little surprise for you.
01:22:52 - I'm a shitty man, that's what I am.
01:22:54 - A little surprise now.
01:22:56 Look, look, open your eyes.
01:22:57 (laughing)
01:22:58 I'm dancing for you.
01:23:00 Look, look. - I don't have any friends.
01:23:02 I don't deserve any either.
01:23:04 - You're not alone now, brother.
01:23:06 - I'm a single great man.
01:23:07 - Get out!
01:23:09 (snoring)
01:23:10 I'll take care of you, I'm here.
01:23:12 - Get out!
01:23:13 (laughing)
01:23:14 - Get out of my way!
01:23:16 Come back!
01:23:17 Get out!
01:23:18 (laughing)
01:23:20 Get out!
01:23:22 Get, listen to me.
01:23:27 They're coming.
01:23:28 I told them, I told them where you were.
01:23:31 Please get out of here, please.
01:23:32 (gun firing)
01:23:34 (screaming)
01:23:37 - Get out of here!
01:23:40 - I don't want to die!
01:23:42 (screaming)
01:23:44 (gun firing)
01:23:47 (screaming)
01:23:54 (laughing)
01:23:56 (gun firing)
01:23:59 - No, no!
01:24:02 (screaming)
01:24:05 (gun firing)
01:24:12 - No, please, no.
01:24:15 Please don't kill me.
01:24:17 Oh no.
01:24:18 (crying)
01:24:20 (gun firing)
01:24:26 (gun firing)
01:24:29 - So you told them.
01:24:40 I see.
01:24:44 - I'm sorry.
01:24:46 Forgive me.
01:24:50 - Yeah.
01:24:51 (dramatic music)
01:24:53 - Get out of my sight.
01:25:00 I don't want to see you again.
01:25:03 This time I mean it.
01:25:05 Just get out of my sight before I kill you.
01:25:10 Get out!
01:25:12 (dramatic music)
01:25:16 (crying)
01:25:18 (dramatic music)
01:25:21 (crying)
01:25:40 (dramatic music)
01:25:42 (crying)
01:25:45 (dramatic music)
01:25:47 (crying)
01:25:50 (dramatic music)
01:25:53 (crying)
01:25:59 (dramatic music)
01:26:02 (dramatic music)
01:26:05 (crying)
01:26:07 - Shut up!
01:26:17 Damn it.
01:26:18 Why are you crying anyway?
01:26:25 Your husband's coming to get you.
01:26:28 Your wonderful husband who steals from the poor
01:26:30 to keep you.
01:26:32 Yeah, well, when he comes we'll have a little surprise
01:26:36 for him anyway.
01:26:38 Okay baby, okay.
01:26:57 You have rested long enough.
01:27:00 It's time you start earning your keep, Aranella.
01:27:02 Here.
01:27:03 You get out of my sight.
01:27:06 Before I change my mind and fill you full of holes.
01:27:08 (speaking in foreign language)
01:27:11 You're surrounded.
01:27:12 There's no way for you to escape.
01:27:14 Let my wife go.
01:27:15 It's the only hope you have.
01:27:17 Let her go now and things will go easier for you.
01:27:20 Do you hear me?
01:27:21 (guns firing)
01:27:24 (screaming)
01:27:27 - Come back!
01:27:31 - Hey Garcia, tell your guest not to go away.
01:27:34 Here's plenty for all of you.
01:27:36 (screaming)
01:27:37 Come on, come on, let's have some fun.
01:27:40 Yeah, come on.
01:27:41 (laughing)
01:27:47 Okay Moreno, you got her back.
01:27:50 She's a little used now.
01:27:51 But I think she was used when you married her.
01:27:53 Am I right?
01:27:54 Yeah.
01:27:56 What the hell's the matter with this goddamn thing anyway?
01:28:01 You don't use the thing son,
01:28:04 but you got rusty sitting around.
01:28:06 Better let me get you out.
01:28:10 (screaming)
01:28:12 (groaning)
01:28:37 (groaning)
01:28:39 (groaning)
01:28:41 (groaning)
01:28:44 (groaning)
01:28:47 (guns firing)
01:28:49 (groaning)
01:28:51 (guns firing)
01:28:54 (groaning)
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01:29:01 (knocking)
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01:29:27 (guns firing)
01:29:30 - Get me out of here. - Right here, take it easy.
01:29:35 - Get me out of here.
01:29:38 - Okay, now hold still.
01:29:39 - My leg.
01:29:41 Here.
01:29:42 - Okay.
01:29:42 I'm trying.
01:29:44 These things are heavy.
01:29:47 (groaning)
01:29:49 - Be careful you goddamn shit.
01:29:54 - Try to get your leg out.
01:29:55 - Pulling it off.
01:29:56 (groaning)
01:29:59 Get him.
01:30:04 Get him, goddammit.
01:30:07 - No.
01:30:08 No.
01:30:10 I don't wanna be part of your killing anymore.
01:30:13 Do you hear me?
01:30:14 You're killing and you're stealing and fighting.
01:30:18 I don't want it anymore.
01:30:21 Do you hear me?
01:30:23 - I'm not an animal.
01:30:25 - You're worse.
01:30:27 You're a goddamn female.
01:30:29 - That's right.
01:30:31 You hit the nail on the head.
01:30:33 I'm a female.
01:30:34 A goddamn female.
01:30:37 - Hey.
01:30:53 Hey, wait.
01:30:54 Sonny.
01:31:08 Wait.
01:31:10 Wait for me.
01:31:13 Sonny.
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01:31:21 (explosion)
01:31:24 Wait.
01:31:30 Wait.
01:31:35 I say wait for me, goddammit.
01:31:37 - I'm not waiting for nobody.
01:31:39 - I'm coming with you.
01:31:39 - Oh yeah?
01:31:40 Well you can just stay three steps behind me like a dog.
01:31:45 - I want to show you who's going to walk like a dog.
01:31:48 Stop it, you're my wife, goddammit.
01:31:49 - No, not anymore I'm not.
01:31:51 - Sonny, don't leave me, wait.
01:31:55 Wait.
01:31:56 I need you.
01:31:57 This leg is killing me.
01:31:59 You're still, I, you're still my wife.
01:32:03 Remember that.
01:32:05 - You stop remembering it.
01:32:06 - You can't walk out on me.
01:32:10 We are married.
01:32:12 We are husband and wife.
01:32:13 Sonny, I need you.
01:32:15 Wait for me.
01:32:17 Wait for me.
01:32:19 I love you, you motherfucker.
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