00:00 I just don't get it.
00:01 You know, I thought we beat cigarettes with the Truth campaign.
00:03 It's just so retro.
00:05 Well, maybe they're getting cool again.
00:07 I mean, clogs are back. Anything's possible.
00:09 Yes, well, yes, but there are some cool clogs.
00:12 I just can't believe that children are smoking ragweed.
00:15 I know. Don't they know that smoking kills?
00:17 Hmm.
00:18 Jacob, you literally vape.
00:20 Okay, that's different. That--
00:21 Yes, and that it's worse because you can vape anywhere.
00:24 You vape all through salt burn.
00:25 You're inhaling thousands of toxins.
00:27 Yuck.
00:28 Yeah, well, Janine smokes weed every day.
00:31 [ Gasps ]
00:32 No. Damn, Avro man.
00:33 Nope. Not every day.
00:36 Every night.
00:37 Janine.
00:38 Rifa.
00:39 Gyanja.
00:41 The devil's lettuce.
00:42 That's why your feet so big.
00:44 It's medicinal, and it's considerate.
00:46 If I didn't smoke, I'd be an insufferable Energizer Bunny.
00:49 What a twist. Janine is quietly off their lap.
00:51 Hey, but you can't talk, okay?
00:53 You a hookah head. Mm-hmm.
00:54 Facts and microdosing.
00:56 I just eyeball it and say, "Yeah, that's enough."
00:58 Now, I don't smoke,
01:00 but I do enjoy a protein bar edible on the weekends.
01:03 You know, research actually showed --
01:04 Wow. This man just made drugs boring.
01:07 I suggest that you all drop your vices
01:11 and take a hit of my drug of choice,
01:15 J-E-S-U-S.
01:18 Street name Christ.
01:21 Uh, you've been known to demolish
01:24 those little bottles of Chardonnay.
01:26 And you snort that liquid marijuana.
01:29 You don't snort it.
01:31 It is CBD oil, and I rub it on my joints.
01:33 It's a gateway ointment.
01:35 Your lungs are dust.
01:36 Crackheads.
01:37 Speaking of joints,
01:38 you ever submerge yourself in the essence of --
01:39 Oh, sh-sh-sh-sh.
01:40 Don't finish that sentence.
01:42 Frankincense and rosemary.
01:44 I bathed in it while I had a blunt.
01:47 [ Silence ]
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