00:00 [VIDEO PLAYBACK]
00:03 - Hold the future in your hands.
00:06 Lastimosa Armory.
00:07 Keep out of reach of murderous simulacra.
00:09 It's only under direct human supervision.
00:12 - It's Legends Day at the Apex Games,
00:15 and all the stars are shining.
00:17 My invite-- probably lost in all my fan mail.
00:20 But I'm here in the flesh as your host with the most.
00:23 Looks like someone got the party started.
00:29 Let's get a closer look.
00:30 Fast, deadly, and it glows.
00:36 Did you know what their agent is by any chance?
00:40 Ouch.
00:41 Good thing I'm up here and not down there,
00:43 even though I was definitely invited to this thing.
00:45 - They say life's a hustle.
00:47 She's my crush.
00:49 - Shot connected.
00:51 - Time to win.
00:53 - 'Cause that's how we go down.
00:54 Walking to a party looking like I'm in slow-mo.
00:56 - Light your fuses, fellas.
00:59 - Do you like my new toys?
01:01 - Look who's got some fresh moves.
01:03 - Taught him everything, really.
01:04 - That's just the idea.
01:05 - Why are you laughing?
01:06 - No fapping about.
01:08 Let's bloody do this.
01:10 - These party crashers brought gifts and guns.
01:13 - A lot of guns, actually.
01:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18 - Rock up.
01:19 It's time to move out.
01:21 Multiple KIAs added to the list.
01:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:26 - And there it is, folks, your new champions.
01:29 Don't they look stunning?
01:31 Man, I got to go call my tailor, or a tailor.
01:35 Do I have a tailor?
01:36 I need to get a tailor.
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