Corporate Alchemy — Turning Employees into Gold (and Not in a Good Way)

Explore the darkly humorous world of corporate alchemy in this enlightening video, where we dive into the art of transforming the human spirit into profit, with a sharp critique of the corporate environment. From the endless supply of buzzwords to the complete disregard for work-life balance, we unveil the rituals of bad managers who cast spells of 'synergy' and 'optimisation' to transmute simple tasks into epic quests for 'corporate excellence'. Discover the absurdity of team-building exercises that are more torturous than trust-building, and the slow transformation of enthusiasm into apathy under the weight of pointless meetings and micromanagement. This video shines a light on the 'unique brew' of corporate culture, mixing confusion, fear of redundancy, and a dash of existential dread, served up in the guise of a 'dynamic' and 'innovative' workplace. Join us as we navigate the mythical quest for work-life balance in the corporate world, a journey fraught with unrealistic expectations and guarded by the dragon of guilt. Corporate alchemy isn't just about turning everything into gold; it's a tragic comedy of how human beings are reduced to mere resources in the grand scheme of profit maximisation, revealing the stark reality behind the corporate façade.

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Promo video: https://youtube.com/shorts/Xtsof9iZlGA