00:00 Aliens abducted my son. It's different.
00:07 So I found a lady there who said that her son was abducted by aliens.
00:16 Absolutely not.
00:18 We've been dying to do a legit alien abduction story.
00:21 What are we going to do next? Bigfoot? Santa Claus?
00:24 I've looked into a lot of these alien abduction stories.
00:27 They're all the same. Some lunatic sociopath trying to make a quick buck.
00:34 Ozzie?
00:37 Eight weeks ago, we went outside to play.
00:40 I love you.
00:42 Love you too.
00:44 I looked for him everywhere. Then I found him deep in the woods.
00:49 Three miles away.
00:51 Jonah?
00:52 Can you tell me about the incident, Jonah?
00:55 I was prepped. My journey home.
00:58 Why do you keep Jonah locked in his room?
01:00 I am protecting my son from aliens.
01:03 You don't need to be scared, Ozzie. We found you.
01:06 I think they're communicating with him.
01:08 It's time to go home.
01:09 She's brainwashing her kid with all this shit. This is sick.
01:13 I have been visited several times by military officers with no insignias.
01:18 Jonah, is there anything that your mom is doing that you might want me to know about?
01:24 This property is dangerous.
01:27 I'm getting out of here, alright?
01:29 Jonah?
01:31 All you have to do is listen.
01:33 Jonah?
01:35 Jonah!
01:39 The final war is coming. It's time to go home.
01:44 (whooshing)
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