Kim McVicar: Female Comedian | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Canadian comedian Kim McVicar is back for her third hour-long stand-up special to prove once-and-for-all why your cell p | dG1fTDVlaHJ6MmxHQVk

Transcript

00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 And then some sweaty guy comes over to you

00:09 and you're in your circle and you feel his pogo stick

00:12 and you're just like, no thank you.

00:16 And then you and your girls do that rotation

00:18 to get away from him.

00:21 My husband, he was like,

00:24 what kind of birthday party do you wanna have?

00:25 And I was like, oh, I wanna have a rager.

00:27 Yeah, I wanna have tons of alcohol, cornhole,

00:30 and I wanna have it at Sunday at noon

00:32 so everyone leaves by six.

00:33 What would you do if the whole world

00:39 believed in astrology the way that you do?

00:42 Imagine you get in a car accident,

00:44 you call your car insurance company up

00:46 and they're like, I'm sorry, we can't cover you today.

00:49 The moon's in retrograde.

00:54 My mom loved Easter so much, when I was eight years old,

00:58 the Easter bunny gave me a rabbit.

01:00 I was like, mom, the Easter bunny got me an Easter bunny?

01:04 And she was like, yeah, you're so lucky, you're so lucky.

01:08 I was like, like his kid?

01:09 Like he just left him here?

01:12 Like how dad left us?

01:15 I'm a little bit of a narcissist,

01:23 which makes it hard to work on yourself.

01:25 'Cause like, what is there to fix?

01:27 (audience laughing)