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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 And then some sweaty guy comes over to you
00:09 and you're in your circle and you feel his pogo stick
00:12 and you're just like, no thank you.
00:16 And then you and your girls do that rotation
00:18 to get away from him.
00:21 My husband, he was like,
00:24 what kind of birthday party do you wanna have?
00:25 And I was like, oh, I wanna have a rager.
00:27 Yeah, I wanna have tons of alcohol, cornhole,
00:30 and I wanna have it at Sunday at noon
00:32 so everyone leaves by six.
00:33 What would you do if the whole world
00:39 believed in astrology the way that you do?
00:42 Imagine you get in a car accident,
00:44 you call your car insurance company up
00:46 and they're like, I'm sorry, we can't cover you today.
00:49 The moon's in retrograde.
00:54 My mom loved Easter so much, when I was eight years old,
00:58 the Easter bunny gave me a rabbit.
01:00 I was like, mom, the Easter bunny got me an Easter bunny?
01:04 And she was like, yeah, you're so lucky, you're so lucky.
01:08 I was like, like his kid?
01:09 Like he just left him here?
01:12 Like how dad left us?
01:15 I'm a little bit of a narcissist,
01:23 which makes it hard to work on yourself.
01:25 'Cause like, what is there to fix?
01:27 (audience laughing)