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deletekeyifyouseethis
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00:01Surprise!
00:03What the f...
00:05Maybe I should have done things differently.
00:07We met Steve on the plane back from Ireland.
00:10She was a bit of a mess.
00:11Makeup everywhere, she looked like a blown-up cabbage.
00:15Oh, that girl needs help.
00:16She's all the benzos like candy.
00:20I worry about you, and it's exhausting!
00:23Okay, let's say that I'm her. What would you want to say to me?
00:25Pot, kettle, you've been holding onto some pretty pertinent details yourself.
00:32But, she's my sister.
00:34You couldn't be more different.
00:37About the dress?
00:39Yeah.
00:39It's not too... it's not too wedding-y.
00:41Wedding-y.
00:42Like you could dye black and wear it to a funeral.
00:48I thought you could get away from me, but you can't.
00:54Does it feel better?
00:55I actually do.
00:57Ah, here you go. 25 zanies.
01:01I'm gonna send you my therapist's name.
01:02I don't really think that I need therapy.
01:04I'm gonna send you my GP.
01:06You're welcome.
01:08You're welcome, there you have.
01:09You're welcome, I'm your host, my simulation.
01:09If you're listening to me, the only thing I want to be,
01:10And then, you know, I'm your host, I'm your host,
01:15You
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