00:00 [MUSIC]
00:05 I know you can feel their discomfort, Aaron.
00:07 [MUSIC]
00:09 Watching you walk through a room full of white people
00:11 is the most painful thing I've ever seen.
00:13 Excuse me. Sorry.
00:15 I don't want to take you to a job interview.
00:17 There's a recruiting class starting right now
00:20 and we've got to get you in it.
00:21 [MUSIC]
00:22 Welcome to the American Society
00:25 [MUSIC]
00:27 of Magical Negros.
00:29 [MUSIC]
00:31 I don't really understand.
00:32 It's easier said than done.
00:33 [MUSIC]
00:35 What's the most dangerous animal on the planet?
00:38 Shark.
00:38 White people, when they feel uncomfortable.
00:40 White people feeling uncomfortable
00:42 precedes a lot of bad stuff for us.
00:44 That's why we fight white discomfort every day.
00:48 Because the happier they are,
00:50 the safer we are.
00:51 The name is a little updating,
00:53 maybe like magical black people
00:56 or I guess that doesn't have the same ring.
00:57 [MUSIC]
00:59 You ready?
00:59 Oh, wow.
01:00 Your first client is a Jason Munt.
01:02 His morale is far too low.
01:04 Hey.
01:05 Hey.
01:05 Darn it. I was hoping there was a station right next to him.
01:07 [MUSIC]
01:08 Oh, is this one smoking four?
01:09 No.
01:10 [MUSIC]
01:11 Yeah, it's actually fun and weirdly relaxing.
01:13 It's like being a secret agent with none of the danger.
01:15 Hey, I'm Lizzie.
01:17 Nice to meet you.
01:17 Nice to meet you.
01:18 [MUSIC]
01:19 She's great.
01:19 Yeah, she's cool.
01:20 You kidding? Come on, man.
01:21 She's smart and funny.
01:23 I know what you were doing going on about her.
01:25 You're trying to set us up.
01:26 No, no, no. That's not what I was doing.
01:27 You cannot have a relationship with Lizzie now.
01:30 Because if you don't put Jason first, everyone's magic will fail.
01:33 [MUSIC]
01:35 I've always felt like it's my job to make white people feel comfortable.
01:39 And here it literally is.
01:41 [MUSIC]
01:43 But maybe it shouldn't be.
01:45 I've got a great plan to ask her out, but I'm going to need your help.
01:47 Do you think you could like work your magic?
01:49 Hey, is he talking about me?
01:50 Hey.
01:51 Oh, my God. Wait, are you?
01:52 [MUSIC]
01:53 [MUSIC]
01:58 Someone defied the society.
02:00 Who was it?
02:01 You didn't let her go like I told you.
02:02 If you interfere with her or your client, you could have your memory erased.
02:06 You won't even remember she existed.
02:08 [MUSIC]
02:09 Even though we might never see each other again, I need you to know that what we had was real.
02:12 [MUSIC]
02:15 I'm curious to see how you're going to make it out of all this.
02:17 [MUSIC]
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