Weezy Finds a Familiar Face While Taking Over a Fuse Employees Dating Profile

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When we talk about sex, we mean business and business is booming! Weezy gets back into her consulting days and helps out a Fuse employee with her dating profile, but what happens when Weezy sees a familiar face...

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00:00 What's up y'all? I'm Weezy from the show Sex Sells,

00:02 and in honor of my season three,

00:04 I'm about to take over a Fuse employee's dating profile.

00:07 Here we go.

00:10 So Kay just started her profile, but I need to know a few things.

00:12 What are you looking for?

00:13 I'm looking for dating experiences, not long-term relationships.

00:18 First picture, you with a drink.

00:19 I need the person to know that I drink.

00:23 I don't want to be with someone that makes me feel bad about drinking.

00:25 No, we get it. Let them know.

00:26 We see it right here, babe.

00:27 Yeah.

00:29 Important things to know about me.

00:30 Not my favorite color, beer.

00:32 Tequila.

00:33 Typical Sunday, yoga, reading, and brunch. Cute.

00:36 Typo. Sorry, I'm just going to put another comma.

00:40 I'm the type of person that if I don't see the proper grammatical punctuation-

00:46 You're turned off?

00:47 Even if I want to suck his dick immediately, I'm out.

00:49 Cute. You in the water. This year, I really want to go to Paris.

00:54 Okay, these are really, really good.

00:56 I would maybe switch one of your prompts to a type of date that you like.

01:01 Okay.

01:01 Because sometimes this stuff is a little hard to go-

01:04 Like with yoga, reading, brunch, like maybe someone will invite you to brunch, but-

01:08 It's vague.

01:08 You want something where someone can like kind of jump in there with you.

01:12 Yeah.

01:12 Also, he might be like, "I went to Paris last year. I don't give a [expletive] you taking me now?"

01:16 Yeah.

01:16 So let's see. The way to win me over is- I love this one.

01:20 Tell me some hobbies you'd like a man to have, maybe whether it be job, body, anything.

01:25 Okay. I prefer some- off the bat, sense of humor is important.

01:30 Some commitment to fitness. I don't care what it is. It could be boxing.

01:33 It could be going to the gym. It could be hiking. But where you're physically active.

01:38 Somebody with a job must be employed.

01:42 So if a sense of humor and a guy being active is a way to turn you on,

01:47 maybe we could blend those both.

01:48 Be like, "If you could make me laugh on a hike, that's even better."

01:51 Okay.

01:51 Yeah, that's good.

01:52 You having a sense of humor and being as active as I am.

01:58 And then I'll put like a little dash, making me-

02:02 Wait, do you want to work out on a first date?

02:03 Like, do you want to hike or something on a first date?

02:05 Do you like that or do you want to eat?

02:06 I haven't done that yet. I prefer a meal.

02:08 Yeah, sure she does with the drink. Don't forget.

02:10 All right. Let's start swiping some of these guys.

02:13 What's your type?

02:14 I like a great smile, straight teeth.

02:20 I like hair, no bald.

02:22 I like height.

02:24 What's height?

02:26 I'm 5'3". I like 5'8" and over.

02:30 And that's- I don't think that's a match.

02:31 5'8" is your minimum?

02:32 Okay.

02:33 Good for you.

02:33 Because a lot of women ain't saying that.

02:36 When you said I like height, I was not-

02:38 Everybody in the room was ready for her to say 6'7".

02:40 Everyone was ready for 6'0"?

02:41 Okay.

02:42 Yeah, you don't like height.

02:42 Because I'm so small.

02:43 Okay.

02:44 This is not a looker, is he?

02:47 Negative.

02:47 And let me tell you something. Women are like-

02:49 They're fucked.

02:51 It's like once you find one thing, everything else kind of just collapses, I think.

02:58 How about this guy? I feel like this picture is trying too hard.

03:00 Yeah, it's like too Mr. Cool.

03:03 He's cute, but-

03:04 Oof, what the-

03:05 What is he gonna kill you tonight?

03:07 That looks like Joe from "You".

03:09 No.

03:10 That's very scary.

03:11 Someone's told him that.

03:12 Okay, can I tell you what's crazy?

03:15 My dating profile only has a certain age range.

03:18 It only has a certain-

03:19 I'm not getting these guys.

03:21 Man, the other side of these apps are crazy.

03:24 Ooh, look at that. That's a private jet.

03:25 Don't ask me how I know. I can see it in the back.

03:27 Okay, beard.

03:29 Oh, he has multiple pictures on private planes.

03:31 Is that also, though, trying to convey something that may not be?

03:35 Is that your friend's jet or is that yours?

03:38 You know what I'm saying?

03:39 It's not like he's posing in front of the jet like this.

03:41 He has active shots in the jet, which I like.

03:44 Also, yeah, he wants you to know he's rich because he really just wants to f*** you.

03:47 So take it from me.

03:48 F***ing rich guy?

03:50 God, it works.

03:51 You know what? I'm gonna swipe him for you.

03:53 'Cause you're not gonna be just drinking a beer, babe.

03:57 You're gonna be having a nice cocktail.

03:59 Okay, can I share with you a thought I'm having?

04:01 What a way to get women to write you back.

04:03 All right, let me do.

04:04 You can absolutely share a thought you have with me,

04:09 but it better not be a dirty one.

04:10 [laughing]

04:14 He's gonna be like, "Oh my God, she wants to f*** me, man."

04:16 Let's see some of these other ones.

04:19 No.

04:20 There's nothing on here I match with.

04:24 I don't like that.

04:24 I want to call him right now.

04:30 What the f*** you doing matching b****es on Hinge?

04:32 Oh, hell no.

04:35 He matched with you?

04:38 No, he's matching you.

04:40 He not my man, but I just feel like blowing him up.

04:42 Now, why the f*** am I at work and you matching with these hoes?

04:44 Oh, I bet he would pick up for Kay.

04:52 [laughing]

04:54 Dick.

04:54 I'm sorry.

04:55 This guy looks short, but he's very cute.

04:59 Five-seven.

05:00 What about, do we like the swag?

05:05 Do we like the converse with the...

05:07 I don't hate it.

05:08 It's the height I think that's throwing me off.

05:10 One f***ing inch?

05:12 Okay, well, I need to see the face profile more.

05:14 Women are brutal, bro.

05:15 Do you see she didn't ask how tall the private jet guy was?

05:19 Paul.

05:21 Oh, I want to f*** Paul.

05:22 Are you kidding me?

05:24 And he's wet.

05:25 Ugh.

05:26 This could be us.

05:27 Is it moaning sounds?

05:29 Okay, I love him.

05:34 Too old for you.

05:35 Does this turn you on?

05:38 Um, is that the only picture he has of himself?

05:40 I'm just curious.

05:41 Are workout videos not like...

05:42 No, I think it depends.

05:45 In some ways, they're like condescending.

05:46 In other ways, it's like, oh, thanks for showing me the activity you're involved in.

05:50 It depends.

05:51 Too much of it.

05:52 That's what I'm saying.

05:53 Too much of one thing.

05:54 It was like, not really it.

05:55 This music picture, music festival picture only tells me one thing.

05:59 He does Molly.

06:00 So let's go through mine.

06:02 Here's my first pic.

06:04 Hottie on vacation.

06:05 Hello.

06:06 Simple pleasures.

06:07 A great park day with my dog.

06:08 That's true.

06:09 Also, mainly matched with men in New York.

06:11 So I was like, okay, we could do like a Central Park thing.

06:13 I have self-employed in my bio.

06:16 Don't even ask me about production jobs, please.

06:18 Because that's normally like what happens.

06:20 Picture of me on vacation.

06:24 Also, this was me 10 pounds skinnier, which you shouldn't be doing.

06:26 But like, I have a good face and a fun personality.

06:28 So it's fine.

06:29 I put my tattoos in there just so they know I'm not as buttoned up as you think.

06:34 And I feel like a lot of men look at me and they're like,

06:37 "Oh, the piercing tattoos, it's too much."

06:38 So I try to make sure they know like I have them.

06:41 There's a prompt that says, "A random fact I love."

06:45 I really do love this.

06:47 A random fact I love is roller coasters were invented to distract Americans from sin.

06:52 I like this because I feel like people are always driving me like,

06:54 "This is bullshit."

06:55 Or they keep talking about it or they've heard of it.

06:57 And it's also true.

06:58 Then I have a bougie picture because I need them to know I'm a rich bitch.

07:01 Just to be honest.

07:02 I could have put the cameras in the back.

07:04 No.

07:05 It was when we shot Sex Sells in Paris, which you'll see soon.

07:07 I go crazy for I'm a piano in Mezcal.

07:11 That's like an Afrobeat house music type of thing from South Africa.

07:15 Picture me without braids and then boom.

07:18 Me and my daughter, but also me in a bikini because I need them to know like I'm hot.

07:25 Yeah.

07:26 Okay.

07:27 You want to know my last message like I put out?

07:28 Wow, this is the guy with tattoos on his face.

07:34 That tattoo in your pic looks nice.

07:35 Oh, the last message between us was my phone number.

07:38 He said, "Are you back?"

07:40 I said, "I'm back on Saturday night.

07:41 Can't wait.

07:41 What are you up to this weekend?

07:42 No plans."

07:43 And I said, "I appreciate the recent shirtless thirst trap update.

07:46 Is it working in your favor?"

07:48 He said, "No, I hate this app."

07:49 And I said, "Me too.

07:50 Does that mean we should get drinks?"

07:51 And that's how it happened.

07:53 Now the tattoo face guy, what ended up happening with him?

07:56 Nothing.

07:56 You know why?

07:57 Because he does a job.

07:59 He's always up and writing me at one in the morning.

08:01 And who matched him?

08:03 And who did Fuse pick to look at these dating profiles?

08:05 Not smart.

08:08 Thanks for watching me weed through 700 of Kay's matches,

08:11 including the guy that I'm dating.

08:12 Make sure to tune into Sex Sells, season three, out now on Fuse.

Weezy Finds a Familiar Face While Taking Over a Fuse Employees Dating Profile

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