When we talk about sex, we mean business and business is booming! Weezy gets back into her consulting days and helps out a Fuse employee with his dating profile, will Felipe get any matches with the help of Weezy?
01:57 This is your best picture. Yay, thank you. Uh-huh, put that one at the top.
02:01 Dating me will look like. What are you a car salesman? Really? That's how it looks like? Yes. Okay.
02:08 We'll take pictures of you outside.
02:11 This is a great picture. Who's this? Not the ex-girlfriend. Family? No, no. Friends. Okay.
02:16 You look like you're having fun. Also, your friends are nice-looking and the girl's pretty so it's like okay like he knows cute people.
02:22 Quick story time. My life's transformed into an incredible adventure when I won the diversity visa lottery and moved to the US to pursue my dream.
02:28 Great, they know you're not gonna be a 90-day fiance. That's not on Fuse.
02:32 Don't hate me if I try to be honest and inferent with possible. I'm not the best at texting, but I love voice messages.
02:38 Let's give it a try. That's good. Nice.
02:41 I'm learning how to. What is this? What are you learning how to do? Pose. No.
02:47 Okay. The gym one is good. I would say, okay, you get rid of the car salesman one. Okay. Because it's too
02:54 contrived like you're trying too much. Let's see. What are you saying to these girls? Oh, no.
02:59 Heidi. Core values are loyalty, gym, and self-improvement. I hate this bitch. Oh, but she's hot so we'll pick her.
03:07 Now, she's looking for a long-term relationship and monogamy with a life partner. Do you still swipe her right? Yes.
03:15 Okay, Alexa. Oh, I like her. She's funny. First of all, she's a hot girl. I like a hot girl.
03:21 I'm looking for someone who can remind me to water my plants. That's cute. Let's see. She's a producer. Ooh.
03:29 He's a motion designer. Maybe he has a job. Maybe he doesn't. Put the company. I will.
03:34 What I order for the table. A naked person with sushi on them. Oh, you're gonna fuck this girl.
03:42 Damn, I feel so bad. Like none of these girls write you back and it's not that they're not into you.
03:46 It's just because girls don't write back.
03:48 Oh, thank you. I feel better.
03:50 If you love scuba diving, you should definitely go to the Galapagos Islands.
03:53 Okay, can I tell you what you do? Okay. So you're giving her a suggestion of where to go.
03:58 This is just flirting 101. You gave her the suggestion. It shows you've been somewhere and you've traveled. That's great.
04:05 Then put, all right, first date since I love scuba too. Shall we go to blah blah?
04:12 Then she'll say think it's funny. Then she'll write you back and maybe it'll sound like it's too much. Be like, okay
04:18 we'll just get drinks this weekend. When are you free? Shit like that.
04:20 Don't even do the back and forth and ask them how their day is going because nobody cares.
04:24 And I think that's the other thing with dating profiles. Women get so much. Hey, beautiful.
04:29 What are you up to? That like you have to say something that's gonna catch my eye or let me know you're ready to move.
04:34 Otherwise, we're just swiping each other.
04:37 Ooh, you met this girl.
04:41 What happened with Karina?
04:43 This one. Oh, we went on a date. Okay, good for you.
04:51 Hi, Jay. I listened to your audio and somehow it can be applied to an experience in my life.
04:56 I needed to hear that. Thank you. Oh, I love this. Your dimples are everything. Why were you awake at 3:50 a.m.?
05:08 Here are the girls that like you. Omega. She's looking for someone with superior music tastes.
05:14 Superior music tastes? Mm-hmm. Tell me a song we don't know. Well, I recently like Ascend.
05:20 Listen to
05:22 A-S-C-E-N-D. Yeah.
05:24 Listen to Ascend.
05:28 And then confirm with me. Okay. You love my superior music taste.
05:37 Then I'm gonna put the wink. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll send you a screenshot when you want. Okay, let's see.
05:45 You're gonna send me a screenshot? He ain't match with me.
05:48 What is your age range to?
05:52 36 to 40. 36 to 40? No young girls. I mean, oh, yeah. Mine is up till 32.
05:59 So like you realize if you're not looking for much and you're only looking for people that are in their mid-30s.
06:05 Yeah, they probably are gonna be looking for something more. Okay. Yeah, I know. Mm-hmm. Men need to hear that.
06:12 If you guys want to match with Felipe and you're in the LA area, download his s*** and go get him. That's way better than therapy.
06:19 Thank you to Fuse for letting me take over their employees dating profiles. Go and check out Sex Sells season 3 out right now.
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