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El Presidente
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:09 All right, peace review time, Austin.
00:11 We are in Ann Arbor.
00:12 Finally got here.
00:13 Tomorrow is the big game.
00:15 Michigan, Ohio State, the biggest game since I've starred Barstool.
00:18 Everything on the line.
00:19 Tomorrow's the day, Austin.
00:21 Tomorrow's the motherfucking day.
00:24 Ohio State, all the complaining, all the whining, crying, Ryan.
00:29 They're gonna come, get their face punched in again and again and
00:34 again till they learn to shut up.
00:37 This may be Ryan's last cry, Ryan's last game.
00:39 We're gonna pummel this team.
00:41 I don't care.
00:42 They were one hand behind our back, no coach, singles this.
00:45 I don't give a fuck.
00:47 We are gonna bury this team.
00:49 So I did some pizza when I got it, one bite every, those rules.
00:52 You don't know where we are.
00:53 We're at Major Tomato, where are we?
00:57 [BLANK_AUDIO]
01:00 >> Allen Park.
01:01 >> Allen Park, all right, here we go.
01:03 Let's see what we got.
01:04 [BLANK_AUDIO]
01:07 Football pizza.
01:08 Actually, almost tastes a little Greek style.
01:11 [BLANK_AUDIO]
01:16 It's good.
01:18 A lot of, now we're outside Detroit, you'd think Detroit style.
01:21 No, simple round pie, good quality pizza, nice people that comped it,
01:25 boosted the score up.
01:26 [BLANK_AUDIO]
01:28 I'm gonna go.
01:30 [BLANK_AUDIO]
01:38 Seven three, it's a good quality, I could eat this all day long.
01:42 Very happy with it.
01:43 First pizza place, tomorrow is the day, Austin.
01:46 The team, the team, the team, team 144.
01:49 No Harbaugh, no problem, crying Ryan, fat Ev, all that shit.
01:53 Tomorrow, we end the program of Ohio State.
01:56 We end them once and for all, prove who the better man is, the better team.
02:01 Don't matter, we're gonna shut those asses up tomorrow.
02:05 7.3, Major Tomato, the biggest game in the history of Barstool College Football,
02:11 tomorrow.
02:11 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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