00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 If you're just tuning in, a poisonous spider has sunk its
00:06 bangs into my rack, and now I'm paralyzed and going to die.
00:08 Things couldn't possibly get any worse.
00:10 My god, what's that?
00:14 Oh my god.
00:15 Oh, great.
00:16 My left boob is twice the size of the right one.
00:19 Oh my god, there's supposed to be a matching set.
00:21 My corpse will be totally lopsided.
00:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:36 Anyway, OK, you want to see something really amazing?
00:39 Feast your eyes on this.
00:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48 Damn it.
00:49 OK, wait a second.
00:50 I never had telekinesis.
00:51 I had that thing that young Drew Barrymore had.
00:54 Do you call that--
00:56 oh yeah, I've got a problem.
00:57 Oh, well, speaking about trips, let's see what's going
01:00 on at that wacky seaside resort.
01:02 Settle in for another thrilling dose of that
01:07 overlooked horror classic, "Torquay."
01:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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