00:00 Whenever I stay at a White Lotus,
00:02 you guys pull out all the stops.
00:04 And you are in our blossom circle.
00:06 But I was a petal, and I'd worked my way up to blossom.
00:09 I think the emoji that would best represent Tanya McQuad
00:18 would be the emoji with the two fountains of water
00:22 coming out of her eyes.
00:23 Couples don't always get along.
00:25 I've been married four times.
00:26 [laughs]
00:28 I thought it was only three.
00:30 I've got to find another job.
00:32 I'm really excited about this one,
00:34 because I've given it a lot of thought.
00:36 Emoji that would describe Portia--
00:38 a glass of wine, because she's a whiner.
00:41 She's constantly whining.
00:43 I'm just going to be sitting in my room eating pasta,
00:45 but my menu's all pasta.
00:46 I'm going to be so bloated.
00:47 This sucks.
00:49 Emoji that would best describe Alvie--
00:51 the face palm emoji guy, because he's just
00:53 always embarrassing himself.
00:55 What kind of person do you want to be in a relationship with?
00:58 I seem to be attracted to pretty, wounded birds.
01:04 The emojis I would choose to describe my character
01:08 are the devil and the kiss.
01:10 Flirting is one of the pleasures of life.
01:12 You're 80 years old.
01:13 I can relate to that.
01:16 Mia would be the little fairy, because she's so bubbly.
01:20 And then, of course, because she's Italian, this one.
01:25 So.
01:26 For Ethan, there's like a face where the eyes are kind
01:28 of swirled, and the mouth is a squiggle, where he
01:32 seems kind of like out of sorts.
01:34 Buongiorno.
01:36 Sorry?
01:36 Buongiorno.
01:37 Oh, yeah.
01:38 Buongiorno.
01:40 Cameron would be the beast emoji,
01:43 because I think he's animalistic.
01:45 [laughter]
01:47 [inaudible]
01:48 Yes, yes, yes.
01:50 To describe Daphne, I think she would be the little smiley
01:54 face that looks like it's getting tickled by hearts.
01:56 Like.
01:57 [laughter]
01:59 [speaking italian]
02:02 The emoji that could describe Valentina, cactus.
02:10 Buongiorno, Valentina.
02:12 [speaking italian]
02:15 So I'm not going to give you Greg's emoji,
02:18 because he told me not to, because that means he's giving
02:22 up too much of his character.
02:24 But the truth of the matter is, Greg
02:26 prefers the white lotus resort.
02:28 [music playing]
02:30 [coughing]
02:33 Tanya, what are you doing?
02:34 I got a bug.
02:35 [music playing]
02:38 (upbeat music)
02:41 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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