00:00 Once again she's on a diet and she's munching on the lettuce leaves
00:04 She's chucked me hot dogs in the bin so I've had to wipe because the creams never ate
00:12 And now she's shouting at the fridge because she slipped a bit and ate some cheese
00:18 It's only 3pm and she's already had her daily calories
00:25 The diet starts again on Monday, the diet starts again on Monday
00:32 She lost the plot with it on Sunday, the diet starts again on Monday
00:39 She had a plate full of buffet, the diet starts again on Monday
00:46 Followed by a footlong subway
00:49 Well it's Monday morning and the start of a brand new week
00:56 She's already tried the Atkins but it made her breath and her arse reek
01:02 She said none of these work, I'm putting in a diet claim
01:07 Whatever one of those is
01:09 And she's on the blower to her best mate, apparently I'm the one to blame
01:14 The diet starts again on Monday, the diet starts again on Monday
01:21 It's like an action replay
01:24 The diet starts again on Monday
01:27 She said I really can't look what I weigh
01:31 The diet starts again on Monday
01:35 She had a pie and chips, a bottle of wine, chicken dip, a couple of pints, a bag of skips
01:40 They were mine!
01:42 A body weight in toast, willows and margarine, Sunday roast, ice cream and a chocolate bar
01:50 And a scotch egg!
01:51 She said babe, it doesn't matter
01:54 Because the diet starts again on Monday
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