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  • 10/20/2023
Dicks The Musical Movie Clip - Bottom Salesmen

US Release Date: October 20, 2023
Starring: Aaron Jackson, Josh Sharp, Megan Thee Stallion, Megan Mullally, Nathan Lane
Director : Larry Charles
Synopsis: After discovering they're long-lost identical twins, two self-obsessed businessmen hatch a scheme to reunite their eccentric, divorced parents.
Transcript
00:00 Oh, uh-uh. Tittle, Brock, what the hell y'all two doing here?
00:04 We're keeping your company afloat. You're welcome.
00:07 I don't know if estrogen makes you forgetful, but we're your top two salesmen.
00:10 Uh, you're not my two top salesmen. Check the board.
00:12 Okay, so we missed a day and we fell down a slot or two. Big deal.
00:21 Big deal? Y'all ain't been here in two f***ing weeks.
00:23 Two f***ing weeks?
00:24 Two f***ing weeks.
00:25 'Cause we got that wig.
00:26 That's it. That's where the time went.
00:28 Yeah? Y'all f***ed up. So guess what? Because y'all haven't been making me no money,
00:32 y'all are dead to me. You haven't been selling any f***ing wheels, any f***ing ears,
00:36 and y'all damn sure ain't been selling no teeny tiny f***ing brushes.
00:40 Okay, I know we're not supposed to say this anymore because it's not acceptable or whatever,
00:44 but you're being a bitch.
00:47 Yeah, and I would say that the way you're acting right now is actually very bitch-y.
00:50 Okay, well I could show y'all two bitches a bitch.
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