00:00 If you could have any job in the high school, what would it be?
00:04 I don't know. Why?
00:06 Sometimes I look at the janitor pushing around that buffing machine.
00:10 That thing looks like a blast.
00:13 He doesn't wear a tie, no fights with the school board.
00:17 Vomiting feces aside, he's living the dirty life.
00:21 Hello? Am I boring you?
00:24 Sorry. I'm a little distracted.
00:27 Trouble at home?
00:30 Something like that.
00:32 You want to talk about it?
00:34 No.
00:36 Tell me about your fun bachelor life.
00:39 Well, as of last week, I officially tasted every Campbell's soup.
00:43 Come on, Tom. I'm trying to live vicariously here.
00:46 There's got to be something good.
00:48 Let's see. I go hunting and fishing whenever I feel like it.
00:51 Now getting somewhere?
00:53 Spend my money on whatever I want.
00:57 What was the last thing you got?
00:59 Foreman fight on pay-per-view.
01:01 I ate a bucket of chicken and watched it in my underwear.
01:05 You lucky bastard.
01:07 What about women?
01:09 Honestly, it's tough to meet people at this age.
01:14 Come on. Chairman feeling like you?
01:17 Sadly, this is the best night out I've had in a long time.
01:21 Yeah, me too.
01:24 But if you know anybody, send them my way.
01:28 Yeah, I'll think about it.
01:34 You ever eat chicken in your underwear?
01:37 What do you think?
01:38 Yes.
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