00:00 - Let's talk about the diarrhea plane.
00:02 A Delta plane carrying over 330 passengers
00:05 from Atlanta to Spain was rerouted
00:08 and had to make an emergency U-turn.
00:10 - Who's going from Atlanta to Spain though?
00:12 - That is a random flight, yeah.
00:14 They had to turn around the flight
00:15 after one female passenger had an explosive diarrhea
00:18 incident all down the plane.
00:20 Maintenance crews spent five hours cleaning the plane
00:23 after its enforced early landing,
00:25 including replacing an aisle carpet
00:26 that was ruined during the incident.
00:28 Grossed out passengers re-boarded the flight to Spain
00:31 after an eight hour delay.
00:32 Accounts from some on board detailed the flight crew
00:35 doing their best to mop up the mess with paper towels
00:37 and scented disinfectant,
00:39 which made the plane smell of vanilla shit,
00:41 one passenger said.
00:43 - I hate to say it, but if this female passenger
00:48 were to come out and show her identity,
00:51 she would probably have a very lucrative OnlyFans career
00:55 or farting in jars.
00:57 I mean, there's some money to be made here.
00:58 - Yo, is this the second incident from the woman
01:01 that thought there was an alien on the plane?
01:02 Is this her comeback?
01:03 - Have you seen her?
01:04 - Yeah, she's been going.
01:05 - She's up to something, I don't know what,
01:07 but she's up to something.
01:09 - This sounds like a death fucking tube in the sky.
01:12 - I mean, how do you have that much,
01:14 like one person, right?
01:16 Like.
01:18 - I'm convinced that also airplanes,
01:19 whatever they do in the air or the food,
01:22 they put stuff in that tube to make it so you don't shit,
01:26 because like, I don't know, it's always funny
01:28 how like you kind of really don't see, I don't know.
01:30 It doesn't feel like people do that.
01:31 - Did you see there was a couple that got caught
01:33 having sex in the bathroom on a flight?
01:35 I only got my news from the New York Post,
01:37 so it was a push alert.
01:39 - Another one joining the Mile High Club.
01:40 Nothing wrong with that, I don't understand, right?
01:42 - Nothing wrong, it hurts nobody, it benefits the economy,
01:44 they paid for the tickets, might as well use the bathroom.
01:46 - Why not, and you double it up, you're getting,
01:47 you know, you make that line move a little faster, right?
01:49 - Exactly, exactly.
01:51 (upbeat music)
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