SPEED GOLF: We Compete To See Who The Fastest Golfers On The Show Are. Presented By Bushmills
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00:48 OK, time for speed golf.
00:51 This may kill us all.
00:53 Sponsored by Bushmills, the greatest whiskey in the world.
00:56 Here are the rules to speed golf.
00:59 Jake and PFT versus me and Hank.
01:01 Strokes don't matter.
01:03 It's all about your speed from tee box to in the hole.
01:09 Only rule is, if you go out of bounds,
01:11 you drop and you get a 10-second penalty at the end
01:15 once you finish the hole.
01:18 And that's it, basically.
01:19 Ball has to come to a complete stop when you're putting.
01:21 Yes.
01:22 You can't hit a moving-- you can't pull a fill
01:23 and hit a moving ball.
01:25 I think that we're probably going
01:26 to see at least one ACL today.
01:29 So that would be great content.
01:30 Yeah.
01:31 It goes down.
01:31 So it's going to be interesting.
01:33 And we're going to go alternate teammates per hole.
01:38 Hank and PFT are going to be up first.
01:40 Let's flip to see who goes first.
01:41 All right.
01:45 Do it again.
01:46 I think that's Hank.
01:50 So you guys will go first.
01:54 Hank goes first.
01:56 That's who goes first.
01:58 No, that's who wins.
01:59 No, not at all.
02:02 You go first.
02:03 All right, fine.
02:04 Hank goes first.
02:05 Cheaters.
02:05 It's crazy.
02:06 Already starting to cheat.
02:07 We haven't even teed off yet.
02:14 Oh, fuck.
02:15 He's faster than the cart.
02:21 He's faster than the cart.
02:22 He's faster than the cart.
02:29 He's faster than the cart.
02:30 Oh, no.
02:31 He's already tired.
02:34 Where are you going to hit?
02:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:39 Good shot.
02:47 OK, what do you want?
02:48 You want something?
02:49 Just drive up there.
02:51 You want a club pitch?
02:53 58?
02:54 58, yeah.
02:55 Actually, he's not doing--
03:02 Oh, my god.
03:04 Take it, take it, take it, take it.
03:05 I'll get your putter.
03:06 I'll meet you on the green.
03:07 Get on the green.
03:08 Take your time to get on the green here.
03:10 Nice shot, Hank!
03:17 Great shot, Hank!
03:19 Great shot!
03:20 That was a great shot.
03:21 Great shot, great shot, great shot, great shot.
03:34 Oh, get in, get in.
03:36 Time!
03:40 Wow, I got 128.
03:46 That was great.
03:47 That was better than if I played a regular.
03:49 128.
03:50 Holy shit, Hank, did you get a par?
03:51 I got a bogey.
03:53 That was a great bogey.
03:54 That was incredible.
03:56 That was smart to go driver, just soft.
03:59 That's the way to do it.
04:00 All right, 128, you have the time.
04:02 You just keep it-- you keep a notepad or something?
04:04 Oh, shit.
04:10 Full right!
04:11 [HEAVY BREATHING]
04:34 There's a ball over there, yellow.
04:36 Where?
04:37 Oh, he can't find the ball.
04:38 I think mine went over here, huh?
04:40 No, that's not me.
04:43 No.
04:43 Here I am.
04:54 Jake, give me yardage.
04:59 130, 130.
05:01 What club?
05:02 Pitching.
05:03 That club's on the ground.
05:07 [HEAVY BREATHING]
05:23 Less than 100, like 90.
05:26 Take that, hit like 3/4.
05:28 Oh, that was way too far, way too far.
05:35 Oh, no.
05:37 That was the wrong club.
05:39 You forgot to replace your divot back there.
05:41 Yeah, I forgot to replace your divot.
05:44 [LAUGHTER]
05:46 You look like you just saw a fish.
05:49 I just saw a fish up here.
05:51 Oh, my god.
05:52 Tell me the club, sand?
05:54 Blob.
05:55 Blob?
05:56 What does that mean?
05:57 60, 60.
05:57 60?
05:58 Brown one.
05:59 [HEAVY BREATHING]
06:24 All right, we're one off.
06:26 It's over?
06:26 No way.
06:27 [HEAVY BREATHING]
06:29 Oh, good putt.
06:30 Oh, nice putt.
06:31 Nice putt.
06:33 Wait, wait, let it stop.
06:34 Let it stop.
06:35 [LAUGHTER]
06:38 The fish just made it so funny.
06:39 [HEAVY BREATHING]
06:42 Oh, my god.
06:45 Oh, no.
06:46 Oh, no.
06:48 Oh.
06:49 Whoa.
06:50 Whoa.
06:52 Oh, nice putt.
06:53 Nice putt.
06:54 All right, we're one off.
06:55 Sorry, you played that perfectly.
06:57 You didn't really do anything wrong.
06:59 Heart rate 160.
07:01 Hank was dominant.
07:02 Hank had a great hole.
07:04 We're one up through one.
07:05 Hank was 128.
07:06 What was PFT's time?
07:09 20 claps.
07:10 I didn't have three claps.
07:11 You weren't-- oh, yeah, because you weren't with him.
07:12 Did anyone have-- did you have his time?
07:14 No, I thought it was--
07:16 You have his time, no?
07:17 Jake, you're supposed to be doing time.
07:18 Yeah, you're supposed to be doing time.
07:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:24 [SPLAT]
07:26 Oh, no.
07:27 Oh, no.
07:28 Oh, no.
07:32 Where'd it go?
07:34 Jake's going to be dead.
07:36 Jake's going to be dead.
07:37 [HEAVY BREATHING]
07:41 [HEAVY BREATHING]
07:44 Where you at, Jake?
08:06 More, I think.
08:08 Right there, right there, right there.
08:10 Hybrid, hybrid.
08:11 I got it.
08:13 Oh, he's sweating in clubs.
08:16 Remember the cart?
08:17 I'm good.
08:17 Oh.
08:21 Did that go out of bounds?
08:22 Did that go out of bounds?
08:28 [HEAVY BREATHING]
08:32 Ah!
08:45 Yeah, Jake.
08:48 [LAUGHS]
08:50 I think I might have kicked off to the left.
08:53 I think you're just above that bunker.
08:55 Ish.
08:55 [HEAVY BREATHING]
08:59 What do you want here, Jake?
09:13 60!
09:18 60!
09:18 60!
09:23 60, gotcha.
09:24 60!
09:25 60!
09:25 60.
09:31 I don't see a 60, usually.
09:33 Oh, here it is.
09:33 Got you.
09:34 Potter, Potter.
09:41 Gotcha, Potter.
09:50 Gotcha, Potter.
09:51 Here you go.
09:51 Here you go.
09:52 [HEAVY BREATHING]
09:55 Line up, line up.
10:02 Time!
10:03 236.57.
10:04 I think that's fine, right?
10:06 That's great.
10:06 That's great.
10:07 236.57.
10:10 Well done.
10:10 I think that was fine.
10:12 How's Jake going?
10:13 60!
10:14 60!
10:17 Great job, Jake.
10:18 Wow.
10:19 I had that first bad hybrid shot.
10:21 Besides that, it was fine.
10:23 Yep, that's fine.
10:24 That's fine.
10:24 That's fine.
10:24 Dig, dig, dig!
10:29 Watch out, man.
10:31 Dig, look at those wheels.
10:33 Look at those wheels.
10:34 Yep, yep.
10:39 Great shot.
10:40 Great shot.
10:41 Great shot.
10:41 Great shot.
10:42 Don't hit those fucking posts.
10:43 Nice, nice, nice.
10:46 You're good.
10:46 Nice, nice, nice.
11:03 No!
11:04 No, that's fine.
11:04 That's fine.
11:04 That's fine.
11:04 That's fine.
11:05 That's fine.
11:05 No!
11:07 Just punch it up.
11:08 Keep with the driver.
11:10 Keep with the driver.
11:10 You're good on time.
11:11 [CLICKING]
11:16 Don't swing too hard.
11:17 Let's go.
11:25 Big shot.
11:25 This is a big shot.
11:26 This is a big shot.
11:27 You're good.
11:37 You're good.
11:37 You're good.
11:38 You're good.
11:38 You're good.
11:39 You're good.
11:40 You got a minute.
11:41 We got a minute.
11:41 Get the putter up.
11:42 Dig, dig, dig!
11:53 Dig!
11:54 Dig!
11:54 Dig!
11:55 Dig!
11:55 Dig!
11:57 Dig!
11:58 Dig!
11:58 Dig!
11:59 Get the putter!
11:59 Dig!
12:00 Dig!
12:01 Dig!
12:03 Dig!
12:03 Dig!
12:04 Get the putter!
12:04 Dig!
12:05 Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
12:11 Dig, dig, dig.
12:12 Drop it.
12:13 Slow down!
12:19 Yes!
12:19 Go!
12:20 Go!
12:20 Yes!
12:21 Yes!
12:21 Yes!
12:22 Come on.
12:23 Take a deep breath.
12:23 Take a deep breath.
12:24 Take a deep breath.
12:26 Two putts.
12:26 Two putts.
12:27 Two putts.
12:27 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
12:30 Yep.
12:30 Fine, fine, fine, fine.
12:32 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
12:35 Yep, yep, yep, yep.
12:39 Time.
12:40 219.
12:41 What did you get, Jake?
12:46 36.
12:47 Let's go!
12:48 Let's go.
12:49 That was 219?
12:50 That's a bucky.
12:52 Dude.
12:53 [LAUGHTER]
12:57 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
13:01 Oh, man, Jake.
13:03 I'm in such bad shape.
13:05 I felt my hand get--
13:07 almost blow there.
13:09 Oh, man.
13:11 Good caddy.
13:12 Let's go.
13:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:16 Out of bounds left!
13:26 I got a ball!
13:26 I got a ball!
13:27 I'm going to take a hybrid.
13:28 Central 10 point--
13:29 I got it.
13:30 You got it?
13:30 No club change?
13:31 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
13:35 I'm like, out of bounds again.
13:36 He hasn't been out of bounds all day.
13:37 Yeah, we got to do-- we got to--
13:39 because the par three is going to be a problem if I don't put
13:40 it anywhere on there.
13:41 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
13:43 Chance for one.
13:44 I have to be on it, too.
13:45 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
13:48 All right.
13:52 You're good.
13:52 Take a breath.
13:53 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
13:56 Oh, that's all the way on the other side.
14:02 You went all the way on the other side.
14:05 Yeah.
14:05 Cart path.
14:06 Cart path.
14:07 Where'd you go?
14:08 I don't know where it went.
14:09 I'm looking at those deep trees.
14:10 We're by that white sign.
14:11 It's around towards the white sign.
14:13 It bounced off the cart path.
14:15 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
14:20 I think I see it.
14:21 I think it's all the way by the nearer-- the farther tee box.
14:23 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
14:27 Yeah.
14:32 Do you see it?
14:32 Yeah.
14:33 Long ones.
14:36 The A?
14:38 A?
14:39 60.
14:39 60.
14:40 60?
14:40 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
14:48 I got your putter.
14:52 Drop it.
14:52 Drop it.
14:54 Oh, shit.
14:55 Do you need me to move this?
14:56 No.
14:56 Keep going.
15:02 It doesn't matter.
15:03 Do you want to putt this or no?
15:08 Putter.
15:10 Just drop it.
15:11 Just drop it.
15:11 It's fine.
15:16 Keep going.
15:18 Keep going.
15:20 Hit it.
15:21 Ah.
15:21 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
15:25 It's going to be really good.
15:34 All right, finish it off.
15:35 Wait for it.
15:37 Hold on.
15:38 Time, 219 plus 10, 229.
15:45 Fuck.
15:46 Not good.
15:48 I'm tired.
15:49 Me tired.
15:50 We're good.
15:51 We're good.
15:52 Let's go.
15:53 We just got to play good defense now.
15:54 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
15:58 That was a nice hybrid I hit.
16:03 Yeah, it was.
16:04 You crushed that.
16:05 Oh, it hit the car path, but still.
16:08 Oh, I should have made that putt.
16:11 I had another, what, like seven seconds?
16:13 Yeah.
16:14 It's all right.
16:16 Next one's par three.
16:20 Yes.
16:21 Yes.
16:21 Yes.
16:22 Let's go.
16:23 Is it in the drive, in the fairway?
16:24 Yeah.
16:25 I think so.
16:25 You go first.
16:25 You go first.
16:26 You go first.
16:26 You go first.
16:27 Nice and easy up.
16:35 Nice and easy up.
16:36 I think he's OB.
16:41 Where is it?
16:43 Obviously, we shouldn't tell him where it is, though, right?
16:45 But I think I saw it bounce left.
16:48 You want something different?
16:49 I don't know where it is.
16:52 Where is it?
16:52 Where is it?
16:59 What color was it?
17:00 Yellow.
17:01 Where do you think you hit it?
17:07 It was coming left.
17:07 I just started running.
17:08 It's on the left side?
17:10 Yeah.
17:11 Oh, fuck.
17:13 Fuck!
17:14 [HEAVY BREATHING]
17:17 I didn't see it land.
17:21 Take a drop.
17:22 Take a drop.
17:24 Take a drop.
17:25 Take a drop.
17:26 Take a drop.
17:32 God damn it.
17:33 That was a good shot.
17:33 Go, go, go.
17:34 You're good.
17:34 You're good.
17:36 There you go.
17:37 Beautiful.
17:38 Beautiful.
17:39 Give me a wedge.
17:39 Wedge?
17:40 50, 58.
17:41 58?
17:43 Yeah.
17:44 God damn it.
17:49 You're good.
17:49 You're good.
17:49 You're good.
17:50 Take a deep breath.
17:51 You got it.
17:51 You got it.
17:52 50 seconds.
17:53 50 seconds.
17:53 50 seconds.
17:55 50 seconds.
17:57 Be smart about this.
17:58 I got your putter.
17:59 Be smart about this.
18:00 Take a deep breath.
18:01 Take a deep breath.
18:02 Take a deep breath.
18:10 No, hit it again.
18:11 Watch out for that bunker.
18:12 Hit it again.
18:13 Hit it.
18:14 You're good.
18:15 You get this up here, you're good.
18:17 There you go.
18:18 There you go.
18:21 Deep breath.
18:21 Deep breath.
18:22 Deep breath.
18:23 You got to make this putt.
18:24 You got to make this putt.
18:24 And then you got to make the second one.
18:26 I'm still going.
18:27 Go.
18:27 Go.
18:33 You got to hit this putt.
18:34 You have to hit this putt.
18:35 218.
18:40 You guys got us by a second.
18:41 Yes.
18:41 Well, I don't know what memes this was.
18:43 Ours is unofficial.
18:43 I had 219 plus 10.
18:45 I had 219 on you guys as well.
18:47 I had 218 on us.
18:49 You see where my drive went?
18:50 Yeah, out of bounds.
18:51 Oh, it did?
18:53 Fuck, we could have done better.
18:54 I will be able to review the tape, too.
18:57 I had 218.
18:59 Did you have 218, Jake?
19:00 Yeah.
19:01 I had 219 on you.
19:02 I can't believe I missed that close putt.
19:04 It's all right.
19:04 We did it, Hank.
19:05 We're up three.
19:06 We did it.
19:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:10 Oh, no.
19:17 Go, go, go.
19:18 Drive again.
19:18 No.
19:19 Drive again.
19:19 Drive again.
19:20 You're good.
19:20 You're good.
19:20 You're good.
19:20 Yep.
19:24 No, drop.
19:25 Give me my wedge.
19:31 Or no, hit driver.
19:32 It should be dropping back there.
19:34 It's where it enters the water, right?
19:36 Shouldn't it be dropping where it enters the water?
19:38 Putter, putter, putter, putter.
19:40 Drop it, drop it, drop it.
19:42 Am I crazy?
19:43 Jeff T, do you see that?
19:48 Go in.
20:02 Go in.
20:05 Time.
20:06 Fuck.
20:09 Fuck.
20:10 Shouldn't they have dropped where it enters the water?
20:12 They took like 30 extra yards.
20:15 Nice.
20:16 Jake, putter.
20:16 Where'd he go?
20:20 Ah.
20:21 Dean?
20:22 I was rolling off the ice line.
20:24 Oh, he went deep?
20:25 Yeah.
20:26 They won this.
20:28 So slow.
20:30 He's so slow.
20:30 [HEAVY BREATHING]
20:34 Nice putt, Jake.
20:52 [HEAVY BREATHING]
20:56 How's time looking?
21:02 You're good.
21:03 You're good.
21:03 You're good.
21:04 Time.
21:07 51.
21:09 Got him.
21:10 Nice.
21:11 Natural bogey, too.
21:13 Nice work.
21:16 All right, we're up one.
21:19 No, we're two.
21:19 Two.
21:20 We're up two.
21:22 We're up two, going into five.
21:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:27 You tired, Hank?
21:32 Oh, I'm cucked.
21:34 Cucked.
21:35 Can't believe you fucking beat me by one second, you dick.
21:38 I almost had Jake there with a 10 second penalty.
21:40 I know.
21:41 It only took you like six seconds.
21:42 It took me a little drop.
21:43 What?
21:44 You're supposed to drop where the ball enters.
21:46 Where the ball goes across the water.
21:47 You did it in the middle.
21:48 Oh my god.
21:50 Hey, rules are rules.
21:53 Give yourself another 15 yards.
21:55 This is maybe our worst idea we've ever had.
21:57 No, it's a blast.
21:58 The first hole was a blast.
21:59 I'm not talking.
22:00 Sorry.
22:01 Walk in.
22:01 Oh no.
22:08 Where is it?
22:14 That fairway?
22:15 That little fairway?
22:15 Yeah, maybe in that row.
22:17 [EXHALES]
22:18 I'm already tired.
22:21 Same.
22:23 I really am.
22:24 Can you see it?
22:28 Honestly, just keep it straight.
22:39 Yeah.
22:40 All right, there you go.
22:41 Punch out.
22:42 Take it easy.
22:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:47 Yup, yup.
22:50 Great, great, great shot.
22:52 How far away are we?
22:53 We're about 175.
22:58 You want something?
22:59 No.
23:00 Yeah, just punch it again.
23:01 Punch it again.
23:03 You see where we're going.
23:04 You see Shane.
23:04 You're doing great.
23:05 You're doing great.
23:06 You're doing great.
23:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
23:09 Oh, OK.
23:14 Come on.
23:15 Come on.
23:16 I'll get it for you.
23:17 I'll get it for you.
23:18 What do you want?
23:19 You want something different?
23:21 Seven.
23:21 Look how tired he is.
23:27 Here's an eight.
23:28 An eight.
23:29 Here's an eight.
23:33 Here's an eight.
23:35 Nice and easy, Hank.
23:36 Nice and easy.
23:37 All right, all right, all right, all right.
23:43 Just tap that.
23:44 Just tap that.
23:45 Just tap that.
23:46 Just tap it.
23:51 Nice.
23:59 Nice.
23:59 Nice and easy, nice and easy, nice and easy.
24:15 Let it stop.
24:20 Let it stop.
24:22 Let it stop.
24:22 No.
24:28 Too much, too much.
24:29 It's all right.
24:29 Breathe, breathe, breathe.
24:30 Shorter's better.
24:31 Shorter's better.
24:33 There you go.
24:34 Tap it in.
24:34 Tap it in.
24:37 230.
24:37 Oh, yeah.
24:45 Left.
24:45 Yeah.
24:50 Do you want to keep the hybrid?
24:51 Yep.
24:52 OK.
24:52 [HEAVY BREATHING]
25:13 Right there.
25:13 How far?
25:15 You're going to be like 200.
25:17 Just keep it straight.
25:21 218.
25:27 Beautiful.
25:30 Bunker.
25:32 Sand wedge?
25:33 60 or A?
25:34 60.
25:35 60?
25:37 You're doing great.
25:50 I don't see your 60.
25:53 Brown.
25:54 What?
25:55 Brown one.
25:57 Brown.
25:58 I don't have it.
25:59 Sand wedge.
26:09 Your 60's not in here.
26:11 60's not in here.
26:12 I'll get your putter.
26:13 I'll get your putter.
26:18 Take your putter here.
26:19 Doing great.
26:28 Focus.
26:29 Got like 30 seconds.
26:32 Very nice.
26:33 Very nice.
26:34 Get in.
26:34 Get in.
26:36 You're good.
26:37 You're good.
26:37 You got like 20 seconds.
26:39 Focus.
26:40 Focus.
26:42 Good.
26:43 201.
26:44 Is there a bogey?
26:46 I fucked us.
26:47 I mean, you jinxed us so hard.
26:49 I fucked us hard.
26:50 So hard.
26:51 Real hard.
26:54 Fuck yeah.
26:54 Let's go.
26:55 That's my love.
26:56 There, your 60's gone.
26:57 Maybe it's in my bag.
27:17 This is so fucking stupid.
27:18 What do you want?
27:28 What do you want?
27:30 The wedge.
27:31 Wedge?
27:31 Where's the wedge?
27:32 Putter, putter, putter.
27:33 Sorry.
27:34 Go, go, go, go, go.
27:35 [HEAVY BREATHING]
27:54 Let's go, Jake.
27:55 Let's go.
27:56 [HEAVY BREATHING]
28:20 Time.
28:21 53-40.
28:22 Good shot, Hank.
28:23 53.
28:24 Yeah, but you can beat him with the wheels.
28:28 It's fine.
28:29 Nice work.
28:30 So I couldn't tell right away if it was going long or not.
28:34 Yep.
28:35 Oh, no.
28:39 I need the pitching wedge.
28:40 Fuck.
28:40 It's no fun getting over that.
28:44 He has to run all the way around.
28:45 Oh, no.
28:46 He has to run all the way around.
28:46 Fuck.
28:47 Jump over it, big cat.
28:52 Jump over the creek.
28:54 I'm going to have to jump over the creek.
28:57 Give it to me, give it to me.
29:00 I'm fucked.
29:01 You're good, you're good.
29:05 No.
29:06 Fuck it.
29:07 It's over.
29:08 That's all right.
29:09 All right.
29:10 Save energy.
29:10 Let's go.
29:11 Three-three.
29:14 No.
29:14 You're going to win seven.
29:16 You're going to win eight.
29:17 What a disaster.
29:19 I popped it.
29:20 Part threes were a bad choice for me.
29:21 Yeah.
29:22 Drop, drop, drop.
29:32 Just drop.
29:33 Right there.
29:33 Nice.
29:45 Come right.
29:50 Where did it land, Jake?
29:52 I'm tracking it.
29:53 It's in the other fairway.
29:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
29:58 [PANTING]
30:01 You just have to stay straight.
30:27 If you stay straight, you're good.
30:30 This is just as much of a disaster as my last one.
30:34 He's got 450 more yards.
30:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
30:38 [PANTING]
30:40 You might have to drop.
31:08 It's gone?
31:09 It might be in the water.
31:10 I didn't realize there was water here.
31:12 Drop here.
31:12 I didn't realize there was water.
31:19 350 out.
31:20 Get through.
31:25 Right here.
31:26 Keep going with this.
31:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
31:29 Where am I aiming?
31:40 Right side of this tree.
31:41 Not much to it.
31:42 Aim at the flag, American flag.
31:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
31:46 Tell me the club.
31:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
31:54 [PANTING]
31:57 Seven.
31:57 Seven?
31:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:00 It's pretty real.
32:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:04 You just give up.
32:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:08 No one's going to hate you if you give up.
32:12 It's actually very admirable.
32:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:17 I've never seen him look so concerned.
32:20 [LAUGHTER]
32:23 [COUGHS]
32:25 Jake.
32:26 Right here.
32:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:30 What's my distance?
32:38 Said it's 240.
32:39 It's off.
32:40 You're right here.
32:40 You're under 100 yards.
32:41 Give me lob.
32:42 Lob?
32:43 Take the seven.
32:44 Just take it.
32:44 Just take it half.
32:46 Just take it half.
32:48 I got your putter and your sand.
32:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:53 Here's your sand if you want it.
32:57 Yeah.
32:58 Yeah.
32:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:01 Why are they switching clubs?
33:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:05 [CLICK]
33:06 [LAUGHTER]
33:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:12 [CLICK]
33:13 [PANTING]
33:15 Do you want to putt this or no?
33:18 Putter.
33:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:21 402.98 plus 20.
33:41 What is it?
33:43 402.98 plus 20.
33:45 I'm exhausted.
33:46 Sorry.
33:47 [INAUDIBLE]
33:48 Sorry.
33:49 We're not done yet.
33:51 It'd be tough if Hank blew this.
33:52 He would.
33:53 [PANTING]
33:56 [PANTING]
34:04 [CLICK]
34:07 Nice.
34:08 Nice.
34:08 Nice.
34:09 Nice.
34:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
34:13 [PANTING]
34:16 Sand.
34:20 That might be sand.
34:21 [PANTING]
34:23 That's a driver.
34:42 Yeah.
34:43 He's not used to that.
34:45 He's playing big guy's game.
34:46 Let's get back five.
34:47 [PANTING]
34:51 Nice and easy.
34:56 Nice and easy.
34:57 [PANTING]
35:00 Nice and easy.
35:03 You're doing great.
35:03 You're doing great.
35:06 Just keep it right in front of you 100 yards.
35:08 [PANTING]
35:11 [CLICK]
35:14 All right.
35:14 All right.
35:14 All right.
35:15 Nice.
35:19 That's perfect, Hank.
35:23 Pitching wedge.
35:25 No.
35:26 Pitching wedge.
35:27 Use it for the sand.
35:28 No.
35:28 Here.
35:29 Here.
35:30 Here.
35:30 You're right.
35:30 You're right.
35:31 You're right.
35:31 You're right.
35:31 You're right.
35:32 You're good.
35:33 You're good.
35:34 A minute and 30.
35:34 You're good.
35:36 You've got a ton of time.
35:39 No.
35:40 You're not in the sand.
35:41 You're right there.
35:43 Nice pitch.
35:44 You want a driver back?
35:46 No.
35:46 Do you want a driver back?
35:49 Or you want pitch?
35:50 Pitch.
35:51 Nice and easy.
35:56 Keep it straight.
35:56 Keep it straight in front of you.
35:59 Keep it straight in front of you.
36:01 Nice and easy.
36:02 You're at about two minutes.
36:04 You've got two minutes to spare.
36:05 [PANTING]
36:10 [CLICK]
36:11 [PANTING]
36:15 Where'd that go?
36:16 Where'd that go?
36:18 It's over here.
36:19 Where'd that go?
36:20 [PANTING]
36:23 See it?
36:30 Nice and easy.
36:36 Nice and easy.
36:37 Nice and easy.
36:39 Nice and easy.
36:40 Nice.
36:41 Perfect.
36:42 Perfect, Hank.
36:43 Perfect.
36:44 [PANTING]
36:47 Perfect.
36:50 We're good?
36:50 Take your time.
36:51 Yeah, 241.
36:52 Take your time.
36:52 Just nice and easy.
36:54 Nothing crazy.
36:56 You're good.
36:57 You're good.
36:57 You're good.
36:59 You're good.
37:00 Beautiful.
37:04 Crushed it.
37:09 Let's go.
37:10 Crushed it.
37:10 254.
37:11 Another bogey.
37:12 Looking at about a minute and a half.
37:13 One.
37:14 Oh, this is tough.
37:14 Crushed it.
37:15 That-- you did the exact same thing as me at PFT.
37:17 What?
37:18 Hitting it to the other side of the bridge.
37:20 Yeah.
37:20 Just-- you're so fucked after that.
37:22 Yeah.
37:22 I mean, that was one of, like, nine reasons
37:24 why I was fucked in that hole.
37:24 But that-- that immediate thing is, like--
37:26 Yeah.
37:27 --you just can't.
37:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
37:32 Oh, yeah!
37:38 Yes.
37:38 Oh, yeah!
37:39 Yes.
37:39 Let's fucking go!
37:41 Yes.
37:42 Yes.
37:43 Shining seal.
37:43 Let's go!
37:44 Almost right!
37:45 Let's go.
37:45 Let's go.
37:46 Let's go.
37:49 Come on.
37:49 Come on.
37:50 Look at these wheels.
37:51 Look at these fucking wheels.
37:53 I've never seen you guys this fast.
37:55 Look at these wheels.
37:56 [LAUGHTER]
37:59 Oh, my god.
38:01 [LAUGHTER]
38:04 [COUGHING]
38:07 Let's go.
38:08 Let's go.
38:08 Deep breath.
38:09 Deep breath.
38:09 Deep breath.
38:10 Deep breath.
38:11 Not too far.
38:11 Not too far.
38:12 Don't want those bunkers.
38:15 Yep, yep, yep, yep.
38:16 Perfect.
38:17 Perfect.
38:17 Perfect.
38:18 Perfect.
38:18 Perfect.
38:19 Perfect.
38:21 You want a different club?
38:24 No.
38:25 You're good.
38:25 You're good.
38:26 You're good.
38:27 Nice and easy.
38:27 Nice and easy.
38:28 Nice and easy.
38:29 Nice and easy.
38:29 Yep.
38:37 Yep.
38:38 [INAUDIBLE]
38:38 Yeah.
38:39 Harder.
38:41 Harder.
38:42 Harder.
38:42 Nice.
38:48 Nice.
38:49 Nice.
38:49 Nice.
38:51 Finish strong here.
38:52 Finish strong here.
38:53 Yep.
39:06 Nice and easy.
39:06 Nice and easy.
39:07 142.
39:21 What?
39:21 142.
39:23 Great work.
39:24 Great drive.
39:25 I lost my hat.
39:26 I mean, you picked up at least 25 seconds
39:28 on Jake with those wheels.
39:30 I piked that drive.
39:32 Best drive of the day.
39:33 You were flying, too.
39:35 230 down the middle.
39:36 Flying.
39:37 Great fucking drive.
39:41 That was all hard right there.
39:42 The drive was everything.
39:43 Yeah.
39:44 It literally changed the whole thing.
39:46 Because knowing that I was right down the middle,
39:48 I just sprinted as hard as I possibly could.
39:50 Yeah, you were flying.
39:53 You were actually flying.
39:54 I was looking straight.
39:56 I looked at my--
39:56 I lost my hat.
39:57 I was going so fast.
39:58 [LAUGHS]
40:10 Oh, yeah.
40:10 I got that.
40:11 Fucking smoked it, though.
40:13 Can you get his driver?
40:14 Evan, can you get his driver?
40:15 Let's go, Jake.
40:19 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
40:29 He's going to be so angry.
40:30 He doesn't have a clue.
40:31 Go, Jake.
40:35 Go, Jake.
40:36 Go, Jake.
40:36 Go.
40:38 Let's go, Jake.
40:39 [LAUGHS]
40:41 Go, Jake.
40:42 Go.
40:42 Let's go, Jake.
40:43 Go, Jake.
40:43 Go.
40:46 Let's go, Jake.
40:47 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
40:55 Jake, you are at 100--
40:57 about 100 yards.
40:58 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
41:10 Let's go.
41:10 Keep moving.
41:11 Keep moving, Jake.
41:12 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
41:16 You got time.
41:16 You got time.
41:17 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
41:24 You're at 115.
41:25 OK.
41:25 All right.
41:26 Putter.
41:26 Putter.
41:28 Putter.
41:29 Putter.
41:32 Got you.
41:33 Got you.
41:33 Shit, shit.
41:34 Here's your putter.
41:35 I can't drive with a green, Jake.
41:36 Jake, here's your putter.
41:37 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
41:41 Wait, wait, wait.
41:41 All you know is stop.
41:44 Putter.
41:44 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
41:49 That way, stop.
41:51 Whoa.
41:53 Stop.
41:54 143.
41:55 143.
41:56 143.
41:56 I think you got it by a second.
41:58 Huh?
41:58 I think I got it by a second.
42:00 You had 144 for him, right?
42:01 Yeah.
42:02 We had 142.
42:03 Means, what did you have for me?
42:06 142.
42:09 I got 143.48 for Jake.
42:12 I had 144.
42:14 You had 142?
42:15 Yeah, means had 142.
42:16 So did Hank.
42:18 I got the screenshot.
42:19 So what'd you have?
42:21 For you, 144.
42:23 Hank had 142 for me, right?
42:25 No, 142 for me.
42:28 Means, what'd you have for me?
42:31 What'd you have?
42:33 I had 144.
42:36 Yeah, I had 144.
42:37 I had 143.48.
42:38 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
42:42 I mean, the only way you were going to beat me was that drive.
42:45 That drive was insane.
42:48 Some are saying the caddy, now having the putter was tough.
42:51 That was tough.
42:52 That was tough.
42:53 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
42:58 It was tough.
43:01 I'm sorry, Jake.
43:02 That's insane.
43:03 I mean, we have three timers.
43:08 We got to check the time.
43:09 We got to check the time later.
43:10 We got to check the time later.
43:12 Tough, Jake.
43:13 Just not fast enough.
43:15 You had the shot to beat me.
43:16 You just weren't fast enough.
43:19 Get him.
43:19 Look at him.
43:20 I think he might be dead.
43:26 I think he might be dead, too.
43:28 He had the perfect shot.
43:30 Why don't you--
43:33 Oh, look at Trump.
43:34 Look at Evan Trump over here.
43:35 Evan, what are you doing?
43:36 Evan, Evan, get off the fucking green.
43:38 Evan Trump over here.
43:39 [LAUGHTER]
43:42 Did you not realize you were on the green?
43:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
43:50 OK, speed golf complete.
43:53 Well, we need to check and see cumulative, what
43:55 the cumulative scores were.
43:56 Well--
43:56 Because the ones that you guys won, they were pretty narrow.
43:59 Yeah, well, that's not cumulative.
44:01 You're saying just check the ones that we won.
44:02 No, I'm saying cumulative.
44:04 I don't know about the ones that we won.
44:05 Well, the total time doesn't matter.
44:07 I'm just saying check the total time.
44:08 Yeah.
44:08 It'd be interesting.
44:09 So we won.
44:11 Jake, drive of a lifetime, just doesn't run fast enough.
44:14 Beat him by a second there in the last one.
44:16 I was a little slow getting the putter to him.
44:18 People are saying the caddy, Jake
44:19 looks like he's going to die.
44:21 He was just screaming, putter, putter.
44:23 [LAUGHTER]
44:26 Thank you to Bushmills, though.
44:28 I hope we never have to play speed golf again.
44:30 But people are going to love this video,
44:32 so you know we're going to--
44:33 it's going to be a whole new franchise.
44:35 Worst idea we ever had, and now we're
44:36 going to be forced to repeat it over and over and over again.
44:39 Sales is going to hit us up, be like,
44:40 you know that speed golf thing you did?
44:42 Well, guess what?
44:43 We got a new client, and they want you guys to do a full tour.
44:46 Starting a league.
44:46 They want you guys to do 18 carrying your own bags.
44:50 But yes, thank you to Bushmills.
44:52 Incredible whiskey, incredible sponsor.
44:55 They put us out here.
44:56 So thank you to Bushmills.
44:57 We love you.
44:58 And I hope everyone liked and subscribed.
45:00 Jake's dead.
45:01 Jake is dead.
45:02 I would kick you in the balls so bad right now,
45:03 if you were Hank, I would.
45:04 According to Colin Cowher, Jake will never win a Super Bowl.
45:07 Oh, that last putt, that was the difference.
45:10 Yeah.
45:11 Well, chip.
45:11 I should say chip.
45:12 It was a chip.
45:13 He was chipping on the green.
45:14 Shut up.
45:15 Couldn't get the putter.
45:16 Putter!
45:17 Putter!
45:18 All right, that does it for a nice day out on the links.
45:21 With the boys.
45:21 Awesome track today.
45:23 With the boys.
45:24 Nothing like little Bushmills to knock it off after 27--
45:27 Oh, is that the 16-year-old one?
45:28 This is the 16-year-old one.
45:29 Best way to end the season.
45:30 Oh, best way to end a round.
45:33 Needed this.
45:33 It's the good stuff.
45:34 Yeah, here we go.
45:35 A port for everybody.
45:36 Bushmills, it's the oldest whiskey distillery.
45:38 You know that?
45:39 And by the way, because it's the oldest whiskey distillery,
45:42 I'll make the guess that people have
45:44 been drinking Bushmills on more golf courses for a longer
45:47 time than any other whiskey.
45:49 I would not take that bet, because I think you're right.
45:51 Yeah.
45:51 Cheers, boys.
45:52 Cheers.
45:52 Cheers, guys.
45:52 Great job.
45:53 Friendship.
45:53 Here's to friendship.
45:54 And Bushmills.
45:55 And everybody getting at least one win today.
45:57 Yeah.
45:58 I'm on the number one sports podcast.
46:00 It's a win in my heart.
46:02 Damn, it ruins everything.
46:05 [laughing]