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00:00 [MUSIC]

00:10 All right, pizza review time.

00:12 Tuscaloosa, the standard pizza.

00:14 I just met the guys, a lot of people.

00:17 It's game day.

00:18 I was trying to find a bookstore.

00:21 I love this shirt, you can't buy vintage.

00:24 What's the name of the place?

00:24 Do I have it?

00:25 Walk right through.

00:26 >> Alabama Vintage.

00:27 >> Alabama Vintage.

00:28 This shirt is awesome.

00:29 Way too small for my age, my titties, everything.

00:33 I'm taking a million pictures in there.

00:35 I'm so self-conscious now, cuz I honestly, I'm a B cup.

00:39 Maybe a C cup.

00:40 Anyways, standard pizza, one bite, every nose rules.

00:43 The owners, they gotta be at- >> Hold on, let's go home, baby!

00:47 >> He said he developed, they came here and

00:49 got in the pizza industry because of me.

00:50 >> I'm not gonna lie, we started doing pizza because of you.

00:54 >> No shit.

00:55 >> Yes, and we literally, we did the slices, we did the sauce,

00:58 we did the sauce, we did the pizza, we did the pizza.

01:01 It took us basically everyone you like.

01:02 >> No pressure.

01:03 >> No pressure.

01:04 >> And it rebuilt the whole fucking place on me.

01:05 >> Literally, everything because of you.

01:07 >> Which is nothing.

01:07 >> Pizza wasn't good, awesome pizza's way better, bro.

01:09 >> By the end of this, it was trash and right.

01:11 This guy, well, we're not in New Haven.

01:14 Let me tell you this, I always want,

01:16 I think this is the first time I've been at a Texas game.

01:19 The horns down is like the easiest thing to do.

01:22 It's like, see this guy?

01:23 Bam, and then he'll start.

01:24 >> [APPLAUSE]

01:34 >> One bite, everybody knows the rules.

01:37 Good undercarriage, the standard, based on me.

01:39 One bite.

01:40 I don't want to burn my face off.

01:41 [MUSIC]

01:47 >> Five, two.

01:48 >> No, it's better than that.

01:49 >> Thank you.

01:50 >> Definitely better.

01:52 Who said that?

01:52 >> Horns down.

01:53 >> [LAUGH]

01:58 >> What are we thinking, Dave?

01:59 >> I think it's pretty good.

02:01 Like better than I was thinking in the heart of Tuscaloosa.

02:04 I'm gonna go with you.

02:06 >> Bam, right in the face.

02:07 >> Yeah.

02:10 >> I'm gonna go,

02:11 [MUSIC]

02:14 I'm gonna go first one.

02:15 [MUSIC]

02:18 Seven, three.

02:19 >> Seven, three.

02:19 >> [APPLAUSE]

02:21 >> Not bad.

02:22 >> [INAUDIBLE]

02:24 >> I'll take it.

02:25 >> You make a score and everyone's bummed.

02:28 Seven, three, the standard Tuscaloosa.

02:31 Roll Tide, let's go.

02:32 >> Roll Tide.

02:33 >> [APPLAUSE]

02:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]

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