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  • 9/7/2023
El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 Pizza review time.
00:21 Forgot we're waiting for it.
00:22 Body Armor, that's a way to draw more attention to it.
00:25 Good job by me.
00:26 Body Armor, all natural, just good ingredients.
00:29 Makes your body feel good.
00:31 Can buy it at any convenience store, also get it at Amazon.
00:34 Bang.
00:35 All right, nine miles east, Saratoga.
00:38 The woman, I have good vibes, she just came out.
00:40 She's like, by the way, I'm a huge Swifty.
00:42 All right, let's go.
00:43 Fox good and brawn, he's out.
00:45 He doesn't manage anybody anymore.
00:46 Nine miles east, WWW Pizza Delivery Farm.
00:51 You know what's crazy?
00:53 I've been coming to Saratoga and past this place a million times.
00:58 And people always say nine miles east.
01:00 My brain, so stupid.
01:02 I'm like, oh, it's nine miles away.
01:03 I don't know why I thought that.
01:05 It's not.
01:06 It's on nine miles east.
01:09 It's on Route 9, whatever.
01:11 It's pretty close to town.
01:12 So I've had plenty of people be like, it's good pizza, good food,
01:16 give it a shot.
01:16 So here we go.
01:18 Does look pretty good.
01:19 Thin, which I like.
01:21 Nine miles east, one bite, everyone's rules.
01:23 Saratoga.
01:24 This is my last few minutes in Saratoga in the summer.
01:28 About to take off.
01:29 And on a serious note, this is the worst Saratoga summer
01:32 I've ever had in terms of horses breaking down.
01:36 We got to fix that because as an animal guy, as a lover, it's tough to watch.
01:40 So I don't know who's in charge of that, whether it's like Naira or whoever.
01:44 Figure out what's going on so people who love horse racing and horses like me
01:49 can still go.
01:50 Because if horses keep falling down, I can't go.
01:54 They're like my pets.
01:54 I told Queen Picasso, I'll take you.
01:56 I'll put you in my backyard if I think it's dangerous.
01:59 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
02:00 Here we go.
02:00 Nine miles east.
02:03 Pretty good undercarriage there.
02:06 Don't want to burn my face.
02:07 Super hot.
02:07 Just came out of the oven.
02:08 Tastes like Greek cheese to me a little bit.
02:16 I don't know if that makes sense.
02:23 It's absolutely mystifying I've never had this pizza.
02:25 Mystifying.
02:26 A little greasy.
02:30 Maybe a lot greasy.
02:39 I'm going to go--
02:48 If this was cut in squares, I would swear on my life it's Greek pizza.
02:53 I'm going to go 6' 8" on it for nine miles east, which again,
02:59 I think of the little vegetable.
03:00 It's supposed to be super good, super fresh stuff.
03:03 Pizza, 6' 8".
03:04 There you go.
03:05 That's our view.
03:06 Nine miles east.
03:07 And 7' 3" from the peanut gallery.
03:12 7' 3" from the peanut gallery.
03:14 6' 8" here.
03:14 That's our view.
03:16 (whooshing)
03:19 (whooshing)

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