East Carolina University Is An Absolute Zoo
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00:00 We're here at East Carolina University.
00:02 I'm a pirate.
00:02 There's a pirate right here.
00:04 There's pirates everywhere.
00:05 We're going to talk to people, drink some pirate water,
00:07 and see what ECU is all about.
00:08 Come on, Michigan!
00:10 ECU!
00:11 ECU!
00:12 ECU 31.
00:13 Michigan 30.
00:14 We're going to beat everyone this season, I promise.
00:16 Everyone?
00:17 Everyone, even Michigan.
00:18 Score prediction?
00:19 70 to nothing, baby!
00:21 Pirate water!
00:23 Welcome to ECU, baby.
00:25 Do you have any unusual skills or party tricks?
00:29 Uh, drinking.
00:33 What's it like to be a pirate?
00:34 It's love and death, hatred and non-hatred,
00:36 patriotism and non-patriotism.
00:38 [CHEERING]
00:39 I got kidnapped from Amsterdam, people.
00:42 Hey, Ariana Grande, man.
00:43 Hit me up.
00:44 Love you, your life since Victoria.
00:46 You know about varsity sports, right?
00:47 All right, give me your number.
00:48 I love you.
00:50 Was that the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
00:52 This kid pissed on my goddamn floor.
00:54 That was a bad roommate.
00:55 Shout out Dana Beers.
00:56 Pirate water is the best drink in the world.
00:59 You see a hot-ass alien out there, what do you say?
01:01 I believe in God, because you added this fucking world, baby.
01:03 Do you have any party tricks?
01:04 Party tricks every weekend.
01:06 What would your superpower be?
01:07 Flying.
01:08 Where would you go?
01:08 On the beach.
01:09 Dude, I'd be invisible so I could steal whatever the fuck I want.
01:12 I'm stealing condoms.
01:13 I'd be invisible.
01:14 Why?
01:15 I'd like to rush for 1,000 yards against every single team in the AAC.
01:19 Football guy.
01:20 I love fucking Dave Bourdain.
01:21 I don't know what else to say.
01:22 You love fucking Dave Bourdain?
01:24 Dave Bourdain's the boy!
01:25 [CHEERING]
01:26 We support pirate water all the way, 10 out of 10.
01:29 Nothing got shit on this place.
01:30 Undefeated.
01:31 At what?
01:32 Drinking, other than sports.
01:33 We suck at sports.
01:34 Troy King, Troy King, where do you consider that?
01:37 Five, seven.
01:38 Five, seven.
01:38 That's bullshit.
01:39 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
01:42 OK, OK, OK.
01:43 What the fuck happened to that submarine?
01:44 They got employed.
01:45 Can you give the people back home an inspirational message?
01:47 My specialization, one nation as a pirate.
01:50 Nowhere else.
01:51 From east to west, north to south.
01:53 It's you, baby.
01:55 Yeah.
01:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]