00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - This Friday, Earth will never be the same.
00:06 - It's only a year.
00:08 It just wants to be immersed in a human culture.
00:10 - By being your husband?
00:12 - My pretend husband.
00:14 - Do you have to have sex with it or?
00:16 - That is disgusting.
00:17 It doesn't even have the equipment for that.
00:19 (dramatic music)
00:21 - Welcome home, son.
00:23 Come give your father a hug.
00:25 - That thing is not my dad.
00:28 - None of us were prepared.
00:30 We just have to adapt.
00:31 - With our technology,
00:33 humans can enjoy a new era of prosperity.
00:36 - It's not real food.
00:37 They print it.
00:38 - Do you want me to cut that for you?
00:40 - We would rather live in a cardboard box
00:42 than be some gooey coffee tables bitch.
00:45 - Take the paddles down.
00:48 Disrespecting me.
00:50 - Look around the world,
00:53 less of it seems like a place anyone would wanna be.
00:56 - Some point it starts being domination.
00:57 - Deep down in there, they have hearts.
00:59 I know they do.
01:00 - I literally think they don't have
01:02 circulatory systems, period.
01:03 - I don't know what to say to you.
01:08 - Landscape with Invisible Hand,
01:10 rated R, only in theaters Friday.
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