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00:00 All right, Big Bang, it's the rundown.
00:05 It's Wednesday, July 26.
00:06 It's myself, Eddie.
00:08 We got White Sox Dave.
00:09 We got Nicky Smokes.
00:12 First week, Nicky Smokes.
00:13 We'll get into that in the after show.
00:14 We're going to start here in the NFL.
00:17 Chargers give Justin Herbert the biggest QB contract in NFL history, a five-year, $262.5
00:23 million deal.
00:25 Higher than Jalen Hurts, higher than Lamar Jackson.
00:27 Nicky Smokes, we'll start with you.
00:29 I mean, I think it's kind of crazy to give the fourth best quarterback in his draft class
00:33 the biggest contract in the NFL.
00:35 I mean, I would put Burrow, Hurts, Antua over him.
00:39 So to give him, what is it, $262 million over five years, I think that's kind of ludicrous.
00:45 He's never won a playoff game.
00:47 He barely has a winning record in the NFL.
00:50 Hurts and Antua combined have the same amount of losses that Herbert does.
00:54 I just don't know how you make him the highest paid quarterback in the NFL.
00:57 He hasn't even won a playoff game.
00:59 White Sox, Dave.
01:01 We all know that I hate assigning records to quarterbacks because it's a 56-man roster
01:09 and not a one-man roster, and it's not a one-man.
01:14 Like he can't do it all on his own.
01:16 If you put him on Miami, if you put him in Philadelphia, obviously Joe Burrows may be
01:21 the best pure passing quarterback in the NFL.
01:23 But like Justin Herbert, if you appropriately place pieces around him, I'm not going to
01:31 sit here and dissect him like I'm some scout or anything, and I don't watch him being on
01:35 the West Coast all that often, but he's a fucking stud.
01:40 So I think he's a stud.
01:41 Every time I've watched him play, like Austin Eckler, fine running back, I guess.
01:45 He's fine.
01:46 He's definitely top five in the NFL.
01:48 Last year he had an awesome year.
01:51 He's definitely got help.
01:52 He's definitely top five.
01:53 -Curtis McNally.
01:54 -Good.
01:55 -Mike Williams.
01:56 -Good.
01:57 -Quentin Johnson.
01:58 -They just dropped him from TCU.
01:59 He's a dog.
02:00 -We don't know that yet.
02:01 I mean, he's one of those wide receivers, complete boomer bust.
02:04 You've seen that a thousand times.
02:07 I mean, he doesn't have nothing around him like Fields did last year, but I think Justin
02:14 Herbert, he's top five, six quarterback in the league, and that's a going rate for quarterbacks.
02:19 -He's 100% top 10.
02:21 I do agree the steam on him is a little bit too much so far.
02:25 -He's had a couple stinkers for sure.
02:27 -For sure.
02:28 But I think he's really good, and I think this is the way it has to be if you want to
02:31 keep your quarterback happy.
02:33 The last thing I think any team wants to do is end up in a Lamar Jackson situation, where
02:36 it's he said, she said, you don't know if he's playing.
02:39 You stop, you say 56 guys, 56 guys, the line stops after him.
02:43 So you're freezing the whole franchise if you don't pay your guy.
02:46 If this is what the going rate was on him, I think you could be more than fine paying
02:50 a quarterback this much money.
02:51 -I agree.
02:52 And look, I think Herbert's a good quarterback.
02:54 I don't think he's dog shit.
02:56 He makes throws that not many people in the NFL can make, even if they can make them at
03:00 all.
03:01 I just don't know how you give them that much money before the playoff game, because they
03:05 gave him the fifth year option.
03:07 I feel like you might as well just play that out first and see how it goes.
03:10 But you don't ever want to move off Herbert, because once you get outside the top 10, everyone
03:14 is basically just Kirk Cousins, and you don't want that.
03:16 -Here's a tough part, Nicky Smokes, that I'm starting to learn, and that is going to get
03:21 you in many arguments in this office, I would assume, is you would take two over Justin
03:27 Herbert.
03:28 -Yes.
03:29 Obviously, I'm biased.
03:30 Let's call it what it is.
03:33 -And when you say that, it's like, yes, I'm sticking behind my guy.
03:36 -Yeah, exactly, 100%.
03:37 -All right, all right.
03:38 I could live with that, then.
03:39 -No, but I think two of them has better decision making.
03:42 I think he's more accurate.
03:43 But Herbert is just obviously more talented.
03:46 He's 6'5", he runs a 4'6" 40, and he could sling the ball in basically any direction,
03:51 but that could also get you in trouble, too.
03:53 I think he has the most pick sixes in the NFL last year.
03:57 -Listen, if you could fully admit that you're being a homer with that tag, I could say that.
04:01 -For sure.
04:02 I mean, I got to back my guy.
04:03 -I get it.
04:04 For sure.
04:05 -I mean, we passed on Herbert for two of us.
04:06 -For sure.
04:07 I just don't know if there's anyone who doesn't have emotion tied to it would go with that.
04:11 -Yeah, I don't think they would either.
04:13 -No.
04:14 -I think Herbert had 1,200 more passing yards.
04:16 And last year, Keenan Allen, I know he's always hurt, but he only had 750 receiving yards
04:21 and four touchdowns.
04:22 He's a wide receiver one.
04:25 But last year, too, it was 3,500 yards, 25 touchdowns, eight picks.
04:30 Herbert was 3,700 yards, 25 touchdowns, 10 picks.
04:33 -And two of them missed five games.
04:34 -That is true.
04:35 That is very true.
04:36 -But that's my thing.
04:37 And that's why anyone outside of the Dolphins world is going to take Herbert over to it,
04:41 just one, because he's durable and he plays all 17 games.
04:44 If two is healthy all year, I already think he's a top 10 quarterback, even with his health
04:49 issues.
04:51 But if he plays all 17, I'd put him top six, top five.
04:54 -They haven't paid him, correct?
04:55 -No, they gave him a fifth year option.
04:57 I think he's getting 25 mil.
04:58 -So would you give two of this?
05:00 -No, no.
05:01 -Well, I just like--
05:03 -Loyalty only goes so far, apparently.
05:05 -No, I want to give him the contract after this year, just the way our roster is building,
05:11 all the guys that we have to pay.
05:12 If we gave two of that contract this year, we wouldn't be able to sign all the guys that
05:16 we signed.
05:17 -So next year.
05:18 -Yeah.
05:19 Yeah.
05:20 I mean, if he misses 10 games, that's not a good decision.
05:21 -Okay, in a vacuum, I mean, you got to take all the concussion stuff into account.
05:26 Very much.
05:27 -Yeah, I agree.
05:29 -That is one thing that I would weigh when take or pick two or Herbert, because one hit,
05:37 his career might be over.
05:38 -Yeah, that's very true.
05:39 -That's very true.
05:40 -He's not going to go away.
05:41 -Yeah, yeah.
05:42 -Just because he's a quarterback and he's so well known and he's so polarizing.
05:45 Like Kenny Pickett, I think had two or three concussions and no one talked about that.
05:49 And he went out there and played next week.
05:50 Two has a concussion, it's like, "Oh my God, he should retire.
05:53 Why is he even playing in the NFL?
05:54 He doesn't belong here."
05:55 -There's a difference when people could see it, especially on prime time.
05:59 -Yeah.
06:00 -There's that and I think there's severity of concussions, correct?
06:03 -Yeah, there's like levels.
06:05 -I mean, two of his fingers were pulsating.
06:07 -Yeah, that was bad.
06:08 -That was bad.
06:09 -Like that was--
06:10 -I was petrified.
06:11 -Like you can be concussed without even knowing it.
06:14 -Yeah.
06:15 -Everybody knew he was concussed.
06:16 -The one concussion I had, I just woke up in my bed and had no idea that I had the concussion.
06:20 -Yeah, yeah.
06:21 -I just woke up and I had no idea what happened.
06:23 I actually won a poker-- like we had a poker night at my house and I won.
06:29 And I guess like me and my friends like jumped up to get hype and I just fell and smacked
06:33 my head on the floor.
06:34 And then I woke up with a hospital band on my wrist and money in my drawer.
06:38 -Oh, no shit.
06:39 -Yeah.
06:40 So it's scary.
06:41 Like he probably doesn't-- he doesn't remember anything from that.
06:42 -He probably doesn't.
06:43 -Probably not.
06:44 Second topic here, Lionel Messi scored two goals in the first 21 minutes of last night's
06:49 MLS game.
06:50 It was his 100th club that he scored against and he was subbed out in the 75th minute and
06:54 half of the fans left immediately when he was subbed out.
06:58 You're the Miami guy, so obviously we're going to start with you.
07:00 -Thank you.
07:01 Thank you.
07:02 I love that title, by the way, the Miami guy.
07:03 I hope that sticks.
07:04 I mean, look, first of all, they were up 4-0 in the 54th minute.
07:08 So the fact that they even stayed 20 minutes after, I give them that respect.
07:12 It's like when you go to an NFL game and your team's up by four touchdowns with 10 minutes
07:17 left in the fourth quarter and they're like, all right, they take out Tua, put in Skyler
07:20 Thompson.
07:21 Yeah, you want to leave.
07:22 You want to beat the traffic.
07:23 You want to get out of there.
07:24 You want to go home.
07:25 -Oh, this is a hotly tested debate with this guy right here.
07:27 It's Tuesday night.
07:28 -No, it's not.
07:29 That's not.
07:30 -You're OK leaving blowouts too?
07:32 I guess we never really covered that.
07:34 -Blowouts, you fucking-- -And soccer too.
07:37 -Absolutely.
07:38 -All right.
07:39 -Not leaving in the first quarter when we just got there.
07:41 That's the difference.
07:42 Or before halftime.
07:43 -It's a long-standing thing.
07:44 We went to a preseason game and we left out in the first or second quarter.
07:46 -We went to the first game of the year last year in the regular season.
07:50 -Yeah, but this goes back every-- this goes back every time.
07:52 -Yeah, because you guys are like, all right, let's go.
07:54 -And to the-- -We just got here.
07:55 -The Cubs-Sox game.
07:57 So he's very anti-leaving games early.
07:59 So that's our-- -When-- no, a blowout, you leave early.
08:03 -100%.
08:04 -So that is-- has nothing to do with my argument.
08:08 Three different times.
08:09 Ryan Chief and I were at a White Sox this year's going out, 2019 maybe.
08:16 We are sitting in the concourse.
08:17 He goes to get a beer.
08:18 He comes back.
08:19 He's like, oh, I couldn't find you.
08:20 So I left.
08:21 I'm like, you know the advent of text messaging.
08:24 You could have just gone to our seats or came back to where you left me.
08:26 I never left from there.
08:27 -Fucked up, Chief.
08:28 -And he's like, I couldn't find you.
08:29 -That's fucked up.
08:30 -The other time was a preseason game.
08:31 We stayed on a couple quarters.
08:32 They wanted to leave.
08:33 It was a nice day out.
08:34 I'm like, why are you leaving?
08:35 Where do we got to go?
08:36 Why are we so worried about leaving for?
08:39 -Oh, yeah, charity hockey game that night.
08:41 -It's preseason, whatever.
08:42 I don't know.
08:43 It's whatever.
08:44 The other time was last year on opening.
08:45 It was week one in the NFL season.
08:47 Now, granted, it was a downpour, like a fucking monsoon.
08:50 But we were in a part of the stadium where we were completely dry.
08:55 And they're like, we got you out of here.
08:56 -You're still wet from the parking lot.
08:57 You got wet socks.
08:58 -Oh, yeah.
08:59 -Nigga, smoke's out.
09:00 Two wet socks.
09:01 -We definitely got wet.
09:02 We got wet for sure, but--
09:03 -We got soaked.
09:04 -They wanted to like--
09:05 -Soaked.
09:06 -Like, we left the stadium and like, I was pissed.
09:10 I didn't want to leave.
09:11 And they--
09:12 -You were out of the gun, dude.
09:13 How do you could have stayed?
09:14 -Alone?
09:15 -At a football game?
09:16 -Back to Messy Mania, because I don't really--
09:17 I'm not really in tune with the whole soccer thing.
09:19 -And then they tried to frame it like we stayed the entire game for the camera.
09:24 I didn't want anything to do with that.
09:25 And we got caught.
09:26 -I'm not in tune with the whole soccer thing.
09:27 So tell me.
09:28 -So, I mean, I don't sit here and watch MLS 24/7, to be completely honest with you.
09:33 I mean, I do watch Premier League soccer here and there.
09:36 But I mean, you got the best soccer player in the entire world playing in Miami.
09:40 I mean, everyone and their mother is going to those games.
09:42 Like every single game will be sold out.
09:43 -If you were playing in Chicago, I wouldn't give a shit.
09:45 -If Messi came to Chicago, you wouldn't go see him play?
09:47 -Fuck no.
09:48 I don't give a flying fuck about Messi.
09:49 -You don't give a fuck about Messi?
09:50 -If you want to go, go.
09:51 Like, have a ball.
09:52 But I would not spend a single cent.
09:54 If someone gave me a ticket and was like, hey, you got to come, like, drink something.
09:57 Sure, I'll go.
09:58 -That would be like someone saying if Michael Jordan came here and they said--
10:01 -It's completely different.
10:02 -If you're playing soccer, like two goals is like putting up-- what did Kobe have, 82?
10:06 That one game?
10:07 -Yeah, I think it was like 81.
10:08 -Yeah, two goals is like putting up 81 in basketball.
10:12 Like that is so anti--
10:13 -But that makes it so much more impressive, no?
10:16 -Not to me.
10:17 Hey, I know people like soccer.
10:19 I can get into the World Cup and shit like that, you know, rooting for America.
10:24 I don't care about players, no.
10:26 -Not even the greatest of all time.
10:27 -Not even the greatest of all time.
10:28 -You wouldn't pay $1?
10:30 What if you got a free ticket to see Messi play, would you go see him play?
10:32 -I just said like it would have to be-- like I wouldn't pay--
10:36 -What's the most you would pay?
10:37 -Zero.
10:38 -Zero.
10:39 All right.
10:40 -I mean, $20 to me is $0 to me, so--
10:45 -So $20.
10:46 -Sure.
10:47 -Would you go see Messi play?
10:48 -If someone offered me a ticket, yeah.
10:49 -You wouldn't spend a dollar.
10:51 -I mean, if someone even said was like, hey, I could get tickets for whatever, $100, I
10:55 would probably consider it.
10:57 I wouldn't plan it.
10:58 I wouldn't plan it.
11:00 That's exactly how I am.
11:01 -Is it just because you hate the sport of soccer?
11:02 -I don't hate it.
11:03 I just don't-- I'm very indifferent.
11:05 I don't care.
11:06 -Yeah, I don't care.
11:07 -Yeah, that's how I-- -I respect, obviously, how big he is and
11:10 how much it's taken over the world, but it's just not something-- name a band.
11:15 Taylor Swift's Monster.
11:17 Like I didn't-- I would have liked to see her, but I didn't.
11:19 I didn't, you know?
11:20 -Yeah, I mean, I don't really give a fuck about soccer, but if I had the opportunity
11:24 to see Messi play, I would go see him once.
11:26 -But like it's-- -It's like being able to tell your kid you
11:28 saw Michael Jordan or LeBron James play.
11:29 -I completely disagree with that.
11:31 Like Michael Jordan, you know you're getting, you know, 16 of 28 shooting and he's going
11:36 to do something sweet and same with LeBron or same with--
11:39 -It's an interesting argument.
11:40 -Yeah, but Messi scoring two goals, like you said, that's like seeing someone drop 81 points.
11:43 -But two goals in 90 minutes of action when most of the time he's just like chilling on
11:48 the field in a light job.
11:50 -I agree that the game is not for everyone, but when it comes to someone of that caliber,
11:55 I feel like you should just go and watch it.
11:58 You never have to watch another soccer game again.
11:59 -Yeah.
12:00 -But the one you went to, at least you saw the greatest player of all time.
12:04 -Doesn't do nothing for me.
12:05 -Oh.
12:06 -Like to Ed's point, like I was in the pit for Guns N' Roses concert last summer and
12:12 being that close to Slash, I'm like, that's greatness.
12:15 Everybody should appreciate this.
12:16 So I understand where you're coming from.
12:18 Like he just doesn't do anything for me personally.
12:21 Like not one thing.
12:22 -Like if you put me that close to Guns N' Roses, that would do nothing for me either.
12:27 So I kind of get what you're saying.
12:28 -Back to American football.
12:30 Apparently Debo Samuel has been sending Kyle Shanahan many shirtless picks this offseason
12:35 to convince his coach that he will have a bounce back here.
12:38 Apparently he took it really hard that he didn't play last year, sprained his MCL, but
12:42 he only missed four games.
12:43 So what do you think, Dave, about Debo Samuel sending shirtless selfies?
12:48 -To his coach?
12:49 I dig it.
12:50 Yeah.
12:51 -You dig it?
12:53 -You don't like that, huh?
12:54 -I think that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
12:57 Actually no, the next topic's even worse, but that would be like me sending a picture
13:03 of me in the mirror with my abs out to a big cat like, yo, I'm ready for this podcast coming
13:08 up.
13:09 I think that's weird.
13:10 Like maybe to your boys or, you know, your coworkers, your constituents.
13:15 -I'm sure you've seen commercials or whatever, like the before and after pictures.
13:20 Like, hey coach, it's February 15th.
13:22 NFL season's over.
13:24 This is what I look like now.
13:25 Then like once a month he checks in and he goes from, you know, I'm sure chiseled to
13:30 just like carved out of wood, looks like a robot.
13:34 Just like, you know, reinforcing, hey coach, I'm working my dick off.
13:37 I don't see, I think that's sweet.
13:39 -These are the stories though you hate when they go public because the first drop he has,
13:43 the first fumble, the first loss, a shirtless selfie, he's getting fired out right of him.
13:48 -Are they public?
13:49 Like have people take these photos?
13:50 -I don't know, but there's gotta be a picture of him with his shirt off somewhere on the
13:53 internet.
13:54 -Like Debo Samuel, he's a world-class athlete.
13:56 He's probably already in shape.
13:58 If I'm his head coach, like, dude, show me some routes.
14:01 Like let me see what you're working.
14:02 Like, I don't want to see you standing in the mirror showing me your six pack.
14:05 -Well, his coach probably sees the routes of practice.
14:07 You know, I mean, granted, if they're doing like private workouts, you know, they're on
14:11 a beach somewhere, going over everything, you know, Santa Cruz, whatever.
14:15 But granted, I think, I don't know.
14:18 -Or like rehab videos of his knee.
14:21 Like that's the concern.
14:22 He tore his MCL.
14:23 He didn't rip up his core or get like put on 50 pounds of non-muscle.
14:27 -Yeah.
14:28 I mean, I don't know.
14:31 It's...
14:32 -Honestly, I think it's kind of a non-story.
14:33 I'm sure this is pretty regular occurrence in most professional sports.
14:36 -You think it's normal for players to send their coaches shirtless pictures?
14:42 -In professional sports, like I would guess that Debo calls Kyle Shanahan, Kyle and not
14:49 coach Shanahan.
14:50 -For sure.
14:51 -These guys are friends.
14:52 I mean, like, obviously there's a hierarchy, but...
14:55 -Do you send pictures of yourself to your friends in the mirror?
14:58 -I'm not trying to get in shape.
15:00 -But would you?
15:01 Like, even if you weren't in shape.
15:02 -Oh, if I had a six pack, fuck yeah, I would.
15:05 I'd be shoving it down all my fucking idiotic friends' faces.
15:09 -I guess.
15:10 -Every single day.
15:11 -I mean, when I had abs, when I was like 18, 19, I did send my abs to pretty much everyone.
15:15 -You did that.
15:16 You did some shirtless selfies on the...
15:18 -But I would never send it to like my boss.
15:20 -I guess I'm probably in a joking tone.
15:23 It's probably in a joking tone.
15:24 I would also...
15:25 -Do you want me to send it?
15:26 -If it's not in a joking tone, it's definitely a little strange.
15:28 -Yeah, I think so.
15:30 -But I don't think it is.
15:31 -Can you tag me in that?
15:32 -I don't think it is.
15:33 -Just @NikkiSmokes.
15:34 -There we go.
15:35 We got a live...
15:36 -I'm going to send it to my coach.
15:37 -Live selfie of White Sox Dave's abs.
15:40 Next story here, Hulk Hogan announces engagement at his fiance's best friend's wedding.
15:45 Third marriage for the Hulkster.
15:46 -This will be a funny response.
15:48 Third marriage for the Hulkster.
15:52 What's your thought on the third marriage for the Hulkster?
15:54 Have you got something on that?
15:55 Or announcing it at his best friend's wedding?
15:56 -I mean, your third marriage...
15:58 -Fiance's best friend.
15:59 -Your third marriage at this age, you're just looking for someone to die with.
16:03 And then to do it at someone else's wedding, I think is the biggest dirtbag move of all
16:07 time.
16:08 -Yeah.
16:09 -That day, not only are you Hulk Hogan, so when you show up to the wedding, they don't
16:12 even care about who's getting married.
16:14 They just want to meet Hulk Hogan and take a picture with him.
16:17 And then you being Hulk Hogan, you decide to announce your marriage at someone else's
16:21 wedding.
16:22 That's the biggest dirtbag move of all time.
16:24 -Yeah.
16:25 Can't do that.
16:26 -You don't like that move, Dave?
16:27 -No.
16:28 Doesn't he have a shit ton of money from Deadspin, though?
16:31 Wasn't it Deadspin?
16:32 -Yeah.
16:33 -So, I mean, yeah, it says you don't do that, but like, it's Hulkmania.
16:41 -Apparently, he was giving a speech.
16:44 He was giving a speech at the wedding and then just dropped the bombshell.
16:47 -I've said this before.
16:50 What do you think is the worst thing that could happen at a wedding?
16:52 Another proposal or a fight?
16:54 -Another proposal.
16:55 -I don't know.
16:56 A fight could ruin the whole vibe of the night.
16:57 -It could, but like, if you throw them out, it's kind of like a buzz.
17:01 You know, like you watch a UFC fight and you guys get all fired up, jacked up, and then
17:04 after it dissolves and you're good.
17:06 -Yeah, dude, but there's a difference between getting in a fight at a wedding and getting
17:09 a fight after a UFC fight.
17:11 For the, obviously, but for the sole sake of if you are getting in a fight at a wedding,
17:16 that's more than just like, oh, what an idiot.
17:18 That's like, hey, dude, you're disrespectful as fuck.
17:20 -But I also think proposing at someone else's wedding is disrespectful as fuck.
17:24 -It totally is.
17:25 -I feel like it depends who you ask.
17:26 Like, if you ask your girl, which is worse, I feel like they would say the proposal because
17:30 it's like, oh my God, like they're taking our day away.
17:32 -Probably, and it depends how serious the fight is.
17:34 You know, like chairs getting dragged over, wedding cakes, but like there's different
17:38 layers to a fight.
17:39 -And I'm very much trying to play devil's advocate here.
17:45 What if it was just like a part of the speech, like it was a great speech, you know, he's
17:50 giving all the blessings to the newlyweds and it was just kind of slid in there without
17:58 really planning it.
17:59 -Also, he didn't do it, he just announced it.
18:02 -Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
18:04 -Yeah, but it's his third marriage.
18:05 -That's like, hey, we're getting married too, like.
18:08 -And it sounds like they got introduced from the fiance, like the person from that wedding.
18:14 -Okay, maybe that changed the dynamic a little bit.
18:17 -You don't propose at another wedding, that is the biggest cocksucker move on it.
18:21 -Yeah, you're just a, you're the scum of the earth if you do that.
18:24 -Yeah, so I don't know.
18:26 -Announcing it, that's a little different.
18:28 -The lobster though, I was a big fan of Hogan, I was best back in the day.
18:31 -I was too.
18:32 -I mean, I feel like he had to ask for their blessing though, to do that.
18:36 -Maybe he's just such a big celebrity, he has no social awareness, which I could also,
18:40 that could be another, that's probably what happened.
18:42 -Very possible, very possible, Dave.
18:45 Last story here, Matt Damon says it was hell, kissing Scarlett Johansson.
18:51 He said on the set of We Bought a Zoo, they did a bunch of kissing scenes and they thought
18:55 they were done, so they went out to lunch, and when they went out to lunch, Scarlett
18:58 ate an onion sandwich and they came back and it was horrible.
19:01 -I know who Matt Damon is.
19:03 -Congratulations.
19:04 -I'm off to a good start today.
19:06 -You know who Scarlett Johansson is?
19:07 -I looked her up, so I know who she is now.
19:10 Have you seen the scene?
19:12 -Which scene are you referring to?
19:13 -The one that you're talking about, the kissing scene.
19:14 -Oh, the We Bought a Zoo scene?
19:15 -Yeah.
19:16 -No, I can't say that.
19:17 -All right, so I was showing David earlier, and the fact that he did not break character
19:23 is remarkable.
19:24 Not only is it just a kiss, but they're kissing and she pulls off, and they're this far away,
19:30 and she's just talking to him, so the whole time he's just smelling this hot, onion,
19:34 disgusting breath, so it was more than just a kiss, and he's just sitting there eating
19:39 it.
19:40 I'm thinking to myself, how does he not break character?
19:42 I feel like they had to cut it four or five times.
19:45 There's no way.
19:46 There's no way they did that at one try.
19:50 -He's going a little overboard on calling it hell.
19:52 -Well, I'm sure he was embellishing for fun.
19:55 It was like, "Oh."
19:58 Do you say something?
20:01 -It depends how close you are with the person.
20:04 If it was a girlfriend, it'd be like, "Go brush your teeth."
20:07 If it was some random hood rat, you picked up while the lights go on at 2 AM, no, you're
20:11 not.
20:12 -You're not doing that for her, Dave?
20:13 -No, you got to just suck it up.
20:15 -Just go along with it?
20:16 -Or just stink your breath up and just make it like Mad Muskie, and then you don't know
20:21 who it is.
20:22 -Go outside, eat a bunch of corn nuts or something?
20:23 -Yeah, smoke a cigarette or something.
20:24 -Yeah, I feel you on that.
20:27 But yeah, I think everyone in this room would make out with Scarlett Johansson after she
20:33 ate a bushel of Shrek's onions.
20:35 -Yeah, I agree.
20:36 There's certain girls that I would eat out right after the gym.
20:39 I wouldn't care.
20:40 So an onion sandwich, I could put up with that if she looks the way she looks.
20:44 -Just had it in there right after some good kettlebell workouts?
20:46 -Yeah, sign me up.
20:48 Like a little flavor.
20:49 Never go wrong with a little tang.
20:51 -Well, dude, you probably...
20:52 I mean, Miami, it's always hot there.
20:55 People are always sweating.
20:56 -Yeah, you just get used to it.
20:57 -Yeah, you're probably used to those jeans getting just peeled off like a fucking swimsuit.
21:03 -Do you even wear jeans in Miami?
21:07 -No, well, you do, but I make sure I buy the most comfy jeans of all time or I'll just
21:12 chafe the entire night and be fucking miserable.
21:14 So I made the transition to joggers because they'll still let you in anywhere.
21:18 It's a lot more comfortable.
21:19 But dude, I hate wearing jeans.
21:21 -That's pretty sick that joggers are kind of in.
21:25 -I love them.
21:26 I love them.
21:27 I still wouldn't wear them out.
21:28 -I know.
21:29 I know.
21:30 But that's a you problem.
21:31 -I still won't convert to...
21:34 I still haven't...
21:35 I haven't really done it yet either.
21:36 -It's not what they're meant for.
21:37 -I'm telling you that.
21:38 -I like trousers are way better than jeans.
21:40 I'd rather wear like trousers, like khakis, slacks.
21:43 -Something like that.
21:44 Yeah, yeah.
21:45 Trousers.
21:46 I like that you call them trousers.
21:47 -Yeah.
21:48 -Interesting.
21:49 Muggsy's great, too.
21:50 You got to check them out.
21:51 -Muggsy is great.
21:52 -They got great jeans.
21:53 -Muggsy's a Muggsy.
21:54 -They got good jeans.
21:55 -They got a store here, too.
21:56 Yeah.
21:57 -Yeah, it's all about the fabric for me, though.
21:58 -Yeah, it's like I don't want to...
21:59 -I like the jeans, but they're like stretchy.
22:01 -They're basically joggers.
22:02 -Yeah, very comfortable.
22:03 -Pretty much.
22:04 -Yes.
22:05 -Very comfortable.
22:06 -So you're deep down a joggers guy.
22:07 You just know...
22:08 -Oh, I love joggers.
22:09 I just want to wear joggers to like a bar.
22:10 -To like a club or something.
22:11 -Yeah, well, I don't...
22:12 -You don't go to the club anymore.
22:13 -No.
22:14 -Yeah.
22:15 Those days are done.
22:16 -No.
22:17 They never started.
22:18 -Really?
22:19 -No.
22:20 -So, I mean...
22:21 -You got a lot to learn.
22:22 Midwest isn't...
22:23 Obviously, there are clubs where in a major city...
22:24 -Yeah, but there's only like one or two.
22:25 -No, yeah, it's not.
22:26 -Really?
22:27 -It's just not Miami.
22:28 -No.
22:29 -Yeah.
22:30 I like the club scene though.
22:31 I mean, the bar scene.
22:32 -Yeah, it's different.
22:33 -It's a bar scene where, yeah, you're going and seeing how many vodka sodas and Miller
22:35 Lights you can dump on a case.
22:36 -You like it now.
22:37 I mean, it's your...
22:38 -I'm in my prime.
22:39 -You're a couple weeks in.
22:40 Like, are you going to be...
22:43 That's kind of just like little hole in the wall bars.
22:45 -I like that.
22:46 -There's more than that.
22:47 -I like ringing the bell at that Fed's place.
22:50 -Or Raleigh's.
22:51 -Oh, my God.
22:52 I bing it every fucking time.
22:53 I feel like Tua and I love it.
22:55 Everyone gets all hype.
22:56 -They go nuts.
22:57 But all right, yeah, that's all the topics for today.
23:01 Anything else, Nicky Smokes, for your first week here?
23:03 -Well, you missed Tua's new tattoo sleeve.
23:05 -Oh, yeah, we added a topic.
23:07 My apologies.
23:08 -I added that.
23:09 -John Rich, thankfully, he sets this all up.
23:11 He produces the show.
23:13 And he's like, "Any revisions, let us know."
23:14 And you requested this topic, so please take it away on Tua's new tattoo sleeve.
23:18 -So Tua Tungvaluwa got a new Samoan-themed full-arm tattoo sleeve.
23:24 And I just want to be the first one on record to let everyone know that this league is fucked.
23:29 You go out there, you get a full sleeve.
23:31 I think he's the only quarterback in the NFL with a full sleeve.
23:34 You were throwing for 5,000 yards and at least 30 tugs.
23:38 This is a sign of I am no longer a boy.
23:41 I am a fucking man.
23:43 And he's going to take over the league.
23:44 And it's all because of that tattoo.
23:47 Zoom in on that thing.
23:48 If you go on my Twitter, they got an HD picture of him sitting on the gym, like a gym stool
23:56 thing.
23:57 I don't know.
23:58 He looks like a sex symbol, though.
23:59 -Nicky, I respect that you're a diehard.
24:00 -There he is.
24:01 Look at him.
24:02 Look at that guy.
24:03 You're going to tell me he's not throwing for 5,000 yards this year?
24:05 You're out of your mind.
24:06 -He's not.
24:07 -Come on.
24:08 Look at him.
24:09 -Dave?
24:10 -I mean, that looks sweet if you're like, "I don't care about my quarterback.
24:13 I would want my running back or linebacker or something."
24:17 -He looks good, though.
24:18 -I think it looks hard as fuck.
24:19 -He looks good.
24:20 -Samoan tattoos are the coolest tattoos.
24:22 I will say that.
24:23 -Especially when you're Samoan.
24:24 -Yeah.
24:25 -You know?
24:26 -No, he looks good.
24:27 Don't get me wrong.
24:28 -Dude, he looks like a fucking beast.
24:29 I'm telling you, 5,000 yards.
24:32 -5,000 yards.
24:33 -Realistically, 4,700.
24:34 -Perbert would have 55s.
24:35 -And he's going to have 38 touchdowns this year.
24:38 -All right, 4,738.
24:40 How many picks?
24:41 -Zero.
24:42 All right, I'm kidding.
24:43 He'll probably throw like seven.
24:44 -Seven picks.
24:45 All right.
24:46 -Oh, my God.
24:47 -None of them--
24:48 -None of them are his fault.
24:49 It's like deflections at the line of scrimmage and they get caught.
24:51 -Okay, write that down.
24:52 July predictions, Nicky Smokes.
24:53 4,700.
24:54 -You got a lot of optimism for a team that's never really done shit in your entire life.
24:58 -Yeah, I know.
24:59 It's the offseason.
25:00 This is what we do.
25:01 The offseason comes, you have optimism.
25:03 -But, okay, when do you reach a point of-- Like, for me, I'm kind of just apathetic at
25:07 this point.
25:08 But when do you reach a point of you become more realistic and if not negative?
25:13 -Accept that you're a loser.
25:15 -What's that?
25:16 -Like, the point where you just accept you're a loser.
25:17 -That's-- Yes.
25:18 -Yeah.
25:19 -It's different than the NFL.
25:20 -That usually happens like week 18.
25:21 We usually week 18.
25:22 Because we'll start 3-0 pretty much every year and then we'll finish the season 9-8.
25:27 -How are you going to ying Frank "The Tank" Yang?
25:29 Because he is a miserable fan.
25:31 -Yeah, he's miserable.
25:32 -And he has the opposite of you.
25:34 -You know, I believe everyone comes into someone's life for a reason and I think I'm going to
25:39 be able to make him a little bit more positive with the Dolphins.
25:43 I think that's kind of why I was brought in here, to be honest.
25:46 I think that was my mission.
25:47 -Like a divine intervention?
25:48 -Yeah.
25:49 Like, I was meant to change Frank's heart on how he fans for the Dolphins.
25:53 The Mets, they're fucked.
25:54 Like, he will never change his heart on that team and I'm not a Mets fan so I don't care.
25:59 But if I'm out here talking with Frank each and every single day, I'm just going to feed
26:03 him positivity until he starts becoming positive.
26:07 -So it sucks you won't share a gambling cave with him because he's going to be in New York,
26:10 but it would be on you.
26:11 -That would be electric.
26:12 -It would be on you.
26:13 -I mean, we're sitting next to each other watching a Dolphins game.
26:16 Because don't get me wrong, I'm optimistic now, but if shit goes south, I'm kind of worse
26:21 than Frank.
26:22 I'm all good now.
26:23 -I'm sure.
26:24 I can see that.
26:25 -Like, when the Dolphins are losing live, I'm a problem.
26:29 -But you're going to have to be the guy when it goes south to tell Frank to be quiet like
26:34 Stephen Che did last year.
26:35 -Frank, shut the fuck up for five minutes, Jesus Christ!
26:39 -I don't know if you've ever seen that clip.
26:40 -I saw that clip.
26:41 He's like, "Shut up, Frank."
26:42 -Frank, shut up.
26:43 -I've never seen Stephen Che like that.
26:44 That's an all-time clip.
26:45 -That's great.
26:46 I can only imagine what the fans are thinking that sit around Frank when he just goes on
26:50 his fucking rants.
26:51 -Oh, yeah.
26:52 -I mean, dude, he's a legend now.
26:53 He got an escort out of the Yankee Stadium.
26:56 -Yeah, and he had like, teams-- well, not teams, he obviously had little fucking 22-year-old
27:01 kids all over him, like, taking pictures.
27:03 -They were chanting him.
27:04 He got a standing ovation leaving the stadium.
27:06 -He's a tank, man.
27:07 -He's a tank.
27:15 -Oh, yeah.
27:21 -Who's the tank?
27:47 -I didn't see what transpired before that.
27:51 What happened?
27:52 -I think the Mets just whooped the Yankees' ass, and the Yankees fans just saw him and
27:58 praised him.
27:59 -Yeah, I think it's like those people's job to like, find people like that maybe, or just
28:03 like help out whoever they can.
28:05 -Oh, okay, so he wasn't-- -No, I don't think there was like a controversy.
28:08 -I feel like he was getting like a security detail.
28:11 That's kind of sweet.
28:12 -Yeah.
28:13 -I just feel like he's one of the most famous people in the baseball space right now.
28:17 I mean, like, social media-wise.
28:19 -I would say so.
28:20 -I think I see more Frank clips going crazy than anyone else.
28:22 Can you name any other superfan that anyone is talking about in the entire MLB?
28:27 I can't name one.
28:28 -Yeah, Frank is definitely up there.
28:30 I mean, obviously, Jared, he used to work here.
28:33 He's obviously a megastar in the universe.
28:36 But I'm not really in tune to the whole baseball world, so I don't know that well.
28:40 -Yeah, I'm not a big baseball guy, but I'm on social media all the time.
28:44 Like if the Mets are playing some shitty team, like, I don't know, are the Cardinals shitty
28:48 or something?
28:49 -Yeah, the Cardinals are.
28:50 -All right, so like say the Cardinals are playing the Mets, like Frank could arguably
28:54 be the biggest celebrity at that game.
28:57 -If it's in St. Louis.
29:02 -Definitely.
29:03 -I mean, who the hell lives there?
29:04 -I mean, you're working with a Jerry Seinfeld player.
29:05 -Well, that's what I was saying, like the Yankees and shit, like they got plenty of
29:07 celebrities there.
29:08 -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:09 I don't know.
29:10 -Interesting thought, though.
29:11 Anything else, Nicky Smoke, to cap off your first week?
29:15 -No.
29:16 -No.
29:17 -Just happy to be here.
29:18 -All right.
29:19 Dave, anything?
29:20 -So you want to take back any of those Justin Herbert?
29:21 -No, I'd rather just die on that stand.
29:23 -Okay, I like that.
29:24 -I'll die on it.
29:25 -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:26 I like that.
29:27 -Once you say it, you can't go back.
29:28 -All right, now, are you going to be like one of those guys that doesn't take responsibility
29:29 for the game?
29:30 -No, I will.
29:31 I always take responsibility for like the dumb shit I do.
29:33 -Okay, cool.
29:34 -But that's why I'm not afraid to do dumb shit.
29:35 -Okay.
29:36 That makes sense.
29:37 All right, then, that's the rundown.
29:40 Nicky Smoke, YTAC's Dave, myself.
29:43 One more day of the rundown tomorrow.
29:44 Go tune in for that, and we'll see you guys next time.
29:46 (whooshing)
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