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00:02 - Give it to him DRS.
00:11 - That's why they pay me the big bucks here, right?
00:13 Settling in on a Friday, Friday is payday.
00:15 We're going to a superstar at night in Major League Baseball.
00:19 It's gonna be Shohei Ohtani and the Angels.
00:22 Now granted, look, I stayed up late,
00:24 got a late start today, was trying to go over some numbers,
00:27 said, "Man, what can I name this parlay?"
00:29 And I said, "Oh, Showtime."
00:31 And trademarked that right now.
00:33 I mean, if you guys haven't thought of Showtime yet
00:35 for Shohei Ohtani, I mean, come on now,
00:38 make sure you remember, please and thank you
00:40 that your boy DRS included this for you.
00:42 Showtime, nobody's ever done stuff like this here.
00:45 That's the name of the parlay.
00:46 It's just two legs, it's very simple here.
00:48 Shohei Ohtani is a menace at the plate.
00:50 Take a look at this, 53 at bats over the past 30 days
00:53 against right-handed pitching.
00:54 A 388 ISO power number to 446, weighted on base percentage.
00:59 Oviedo on the mound, right-handed pitcher,
01:01 he struggles pitching to left-handed batters.
01:03 That's where we're gonna take advantage of it today.
01:05 And also, we just need the Angels to win.
01:07 Shohei Ohtani is on the mound.
01:09 So my goodness, tell all your friends
01:12 around the water quarter today, like,
01:13 "Man, Donnie just said Showtime,
01:15 never saw that coming here."
01:17 What a genius he is.
01:18 And he's gonna win this same game parlay.
01:21 You could have done Show Me the Money,
01:25 Show and Tell, or what would have been my personal favorite,
01:28 The Big Show, and then do a little Photoshop
01:31 and get Ohtani in the same way like The Big Show.
01:35 - I can't believe it, man.
01:36 - No, definitely, look, you gotta get up early
01:39 to catch Donnie Wrightside, folks.
01:41 For me, some old friends here.
01:42 We've got a Rangers-Dodgers series starting up.
01:45 That sounds tremendous.
01:47 And having a couple of former teammates
01:48 helping us cross the finish line.
01:50 Corey Seager for a hit, Mookie Betts for a hit,
01:53 and let's get this game, Donnie, over.
01:55 The 9 1/2 pays out at plus 195.
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