00:00Mother's Day is this Sunday and I for one can't wait!
00:11I want to make this Mother's Day the best, most memorable one Mom's ever had!
00:16We have to find the perfect gift for such a perfect Mom!
00:20I did not know what I was going to do with my life and two months into my senior year
00:26a recruiter called me up.
00:27Hey, would you like $40,000 for college?
00:30And I just felt like joining the military would put the burden of college on my Uncle
00:34Sam instead of my Mom.
00:36So my summer after high school I was doing my boot camp thing.
00:40I have to thank these, I see I'm crying already, these wonderful women.
00:48I feel like I have a family or two or like ten families in New York.
00:53And thank you Suvya for coming all the way from Brazil, thank you.
00:57Why don't we go to a movie tonight?
01:00The CEA conference is starting today, I'm afraid I won't be home for dinner.
01:05Patty?
01:06Kathy and I won't be home either Mom, we're double dating with a couple of tycoons.
01:11Ross?
01:12I have a patrol meeting tonight.
01:16I see.
01:17Therefore, in conclusion, let me say housewives, you may be in bigger trouble than you think.
01:26The big question is, are mothers people?
01:31You look cute.
01:35What's that supposed to mean?
01:38What?
01:39You hesitated.
01:40I didn't.
01:42You look cute.
01:46That's what you said.
01:47Okay, okay.
01:50I still don't know about the bag.
01:52I don't know, I feel like it kind of wraps the whole thing together.
01:55I know.
01:57But do you want to be carrying it the whole day?
01:59That's what I was thinking.
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