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00:01:30Don't be long, Pete, will you?
00:01:45Keep your shirt on, slats.
00:01:46I'll be right back.
00:01:47Hello, Riley.
00:01:48Is my wife going on yet?
00:01:49No.
00:01:50You've got plenty of time.
00:01:51I hope you win your fight tonight.
00:01:52I got a fiver on you.
00:01:53Yeah?
00:01:54Well, when the fight's over, you'll have a tenner.
00:01:55And I'll be the new champion.
00:01:56Oh.
00:01:57OK.
00:01:58Good luck.
00:01:59Thanks.
00:02:00Hi, ma'am.
00:02:01Do you remember my name?
00:02:02Say, where you been all this last week?
00:02:03Now, listen, honey.
00:02:04I didn't come up here to argue with you, but I couldn't fight for the championship tonight
00:02:05without a good luck kiss from you.
00:02:06Ah.
00:02:07Come on.
00:02:08Come on.
00:02:09Come on.
00:02:10Come on.
00:02:11Come on.
00:02:12Come on.
00:02:13Come on.
00:02:14Come on.
00:02:15Come on.
00:02:16Come on.
00:02:17Come on.
00:02:18Come on.
00:02:19Come on.
00:02:20Come on.
00:02:21Come on.
00:02:22Come on.
00:02:23Come on.
00:02:24Come on.
00:02:25Come on.
00:02:26Come on.
00:02:27Come on.
00:02:28Come on.
00:02:29Come on.
00:02:30Come on.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Come on.
00:02:33Come on.
00:02:34Aren't you gonna make up?
00:02:35Oh, come on, ma'am.
00:02:36Give us a little kiss, huh?
00:02:37Oh, sure.
00:02:38I'll kiss you for luck.
00:02:39There's more than you deserve.
00:02:40I know it, ma'am, you're swell.
00:02:41And just as soon as I win the title, I'm gonna come rushing right back to your arms.
00:02:43Yeah, I've heard that one before.
00:02:44Oh, but this time I mean it.
00:02:46On my way there's a gentleman.
00:02:48Well, if you don't, it'll be the last time I wait for you.
00:02:51I won't keep you waiting, ma'am.
00:02:53And no blondes?
00:02:54No blondes.
00:02:55If there's any celebrating to be done, we'll do it together.
00:02:58That's a bargain. Now I gotta run along.
00:02:59But not before I kiss little Joey goodnight.
00:03:01Oh, no. Don't wake him up.
00:03:03I ain't seen the kid in a week. He's gotta wish me luck too, ain't he?
00:03:07Hi there, Joey. How's my little champ?
00:03:09Look at him, Mom. Ain't he a quirker?
00:03:11Leave him alone, Pete. Don't get him excited.
00:03:13Show me how you give him a corkscrew, huh?
00:03:15Huh?
00:03:16Oh, that's a boy.
00:03:18Did you see that? He's a real palooka.
00:03:21Give me a kiss.
00:03:23Well, too bad you can't be at the ringside to see the old massacre.
00:03:27Yeah?
00:03:28Now be sure you use that corkscrew in the ring.
00:03:32And not the full corks with it.
00:03:34Oh, sure, sure.
00:03:38Pete!
00:03:39Yeah?
00:03:46Good luck.
00:03:48Thanks, man.
00:03:53Come on, Pete!
00:04:06Hey, Pete! Show us your corkscrews.
00:04:08Show us how you knock them out, huh?
00:04:09Yeah, come on, champ. Show us.
00:04:11Come on. All right, little boy.
00:04:13Well, I'll tell you just how it was, see?
00:04:15It all happened in a twinkling of an eye.
00:04:17I catches him coming in, see?
00:04:19And I nails him with the old reliable, just like this.
00:04:23Watch this, baby. Watch this.
00:04:24Oh, Lord, do it again. I love it.
00:04:30Oh, congratulations, Miss Jan.
00:04:31What can I do for you?
00:04:33I'm looking for my husband.
00:04:36You just got...
00:04:41Yeah? Tell that to the Marines.
00:04:51She's at the cops.
00:04:54Hello, ma'am.
00:04:57How are you?
00:04:59Nice of you to be so interested.
00:05:01Oh, this is a private party, Mamie.
00:05:03You shut up.
00:05:04Oh, listen, ma'am.
00:05:05Trixie don't mean anything.
00:05:07I'll say she don't.
00:05:09Are you coming away from this place with me tonight?
00:05:12Well, you don't want me to walk out on my pals, do you?
00:05:14Are you coming along with me?
00:05:16Oh, now, listen, honey. Don't fly off the handle.
00:05:19If I walk out of this place without you tonight,
00:05:22I walk out for good.
00:05:23Good?
00:05:24I told you to shut up.
00:05:26Look here, Pete.
00:05:27You're on the wrong road, and you're walking fast.
00:05:30That ain't no way to talk to me, ma'am.
00:05:32I'm the champ.
00:05:33You're the champ, old man.
00:05:35The champ sucker of Broadway.
00:05:38Too bad you didn't get a beating tonight.
00:05:40You won the fight, but you've lost Joey and me.
00:05:45And there's one other thing that I forgot.
00:05:48Ow!
00:05:49She hit me.
00:05:51He's not the only one in that family who carries a wallop.
00:05:57She's mad at me.
00:06:13I'm in variety this week, Crystal, in the has-been column.
00:06:16I sort of feel like a has-been myself.
00:06:20Why, Crystal, don't you love the trees and the flowers and the chickens?
00:06:25Say nothing of the roosters.
00:06:27Right now, the only rooster I'd like to see is a black one strutting down Lenox Avenue.
00:06:34Crystal.
00:06:36I've sort of missed the old town, too.
00:06:39But it's been worth it.
00:06:43Joe!
00:06:44Joe!
00:06:45Huh?
00:06:46Listen.
00:06:47What is it, Mom?
00:06:48While you're way back from the station,
00:06:50I want you to stop and get me a spool of black thread.
00:06:54Number 60.
00:06:55Of what color?
00:06:56What black, you mutt.
00:06:58Light or dark?
00:07:00I'm gonna sell that radio if you keep on repeating them bum jokes.
00:07:04Okay, Mom.
00:07:05Number 60 black.
00:07:09Drive me up, honey. There's a customer.
00:07:10Drive me up to the taxi.
00:07:11I'll go on. Here we go.
00:07:18Yes, ma'am.
00:07:19How much are your eggs?
00:07:2132 cents a dozen.
00:07:23Why, they're mighty small eggs for the price you're asking.
00:07:26Yes, ma'am, I know.
00:07:27But you must remember that an egg is a whole day's work for a hen.
00:07:30Well!
00:07:31Joe, you'd better get those eggs down at the station.
00:07:34Mom will take care of it.
00:07:36Well, what can I do for you, madam?
00:07:38Those are very small eggs for the price you're asking.
00:07:41Well, what do you expect the hens to lay?
00:07:43Watermelon?
00:07:48Hello.
00:07:49Good afternoon, Mrs. Palooka.
00:07:50Any mail?
00:07:51Yeah, a couple of letters for you.
00:07:56Bad news, Mrs. Palooka?
00:07:58No news at all.
00:08:00Just a semi-annual report.
00:08:02We don't see much of Mr. Palooka around these parts, do we?
00:08:06No, and you never will.
00:08:10Well, what's the matter, Mrs. Palooka?
00:08:12I don't know, Joe.
00:08:13I just got a letter.
00:08:14No, and you never will.
00:08:28So you're gonna hold out on me, huh?
00:08:35It's murder!
00:08:36It's the gallows!
00:08:38What happened?
00:08:39Was I struck by lightning?
00:08:41Pleased to meet you, stranger.
00:08:42Are you hurt?
00:08:43Are you gonna give me that money?
00:08:45Ingrate!
00:08:46Throwing me, your manager, out of my own car!
00:08:48Are you gonna give me that money?
00:08:50I'm giving you a slight curl on my lip.
00:08:52That's contempt that's browsing over my features, Dynamite.
00:08:55Nothing but contempt.
00:08:56It's contempt, isn't it?
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:58Hey!
00:08:59What's brawn against brains?
00:09:01Mentally, I got you late, Dynamite.
00:09:03Oh, yeah?
00:09:04Now, wait, wait.
00:09:05You can't do that.
00:09:06I can't do what?
00:09:07That.
00:09:08How would you like a good punch in the nose?
00:09:10Oh, I wouldn't like that at all.
00:09:11No!
00:09:16Pinch me!
00:09:17I've got hallucinations.
00:09:19I'm sorry, but you made me do it.
00:09:21He's apologizing for his own strength.
00:09:23Never mind him.
00:09:25Say, an idea has burst into my brain like a bombshell.
00:09:29First, let me introduce myself.
00:09:31I'm Nobby Walsh.
00:09:32I manage fighters.
00:09:34Prize fighters?
00:09:35Right.
00:09:36You just knocked out my best fighter.
00:09:38And that makes me your manager.
00:09:39If you believe in science...
00:09:41You mean you think I can be a fighter?
00:09:43Think?
00:09:44After seeing that right hook of yours knock out Dynamite Wilson?
00:09:47Dynamite Wilson?
00:09:49I can make a great leather pusher out of you.
00:09:52I'm telling you, it's in the cards.
00:09:54Meeting me here is no coincidence.
00:09:56It's destiny at the crossroads.
00:09:58What's your name?
00:09:59Joe...
00:10:02It's thievery!
00:10:03It's confiscation!
00:10:04That's what it is!
00:10:06I'll get him for you.
00:10:07Oh, I'll let him have it.
00:10:09I only made one payment.
00:10:10The finance company will get it anyway.
00:10:12As I was saying...
00:10:14Ain't you listening, Joe?
00:10:16I've got to get these eggs on the train.
00:10:18Eggs? With a right hand punch like you got?
00:10:20Sign this contract,
00:10:21and you won't ever have to look an egg in the face again.
00:10:24I wish I could, but I can't.
00:10:26Now listen to me.
00:10:27You can't turn this down.
00:10:29I'm telling you...
00:10:31Why it's heart-rending to see a guy like you
00:10:33wasting his talent with pigs and chickens.
00:10:35You're right.
00:10:37I'd sign in a minute,
00:10:39but I got more reasons not to.
00:10:41Well, what are they?
00:10:43Well, they're... more reasons.
00:10:46It ain't healthy living in a country.
00:10:48Why, look at me.
00:10:49Raised on gasoline fumes and carbon monoxide.
00:10:52The picture of vigorous vitality.
00:10:54I've always wanted to be a fighter, but...
00:10:57Well, why can't you be?
00:10:59My mom hates anything to do with fighting.
00:11:02On account of...
00:11:04Well, you see, my dad was...
00:11:05Pete Palooka.
00:11:07Did you say Palooka?
00:11:09The grand old champ?
00:11:11Yeah, and he was great in his day.
00:11:13Boy!
00:11:15The fortune is smacking us on the head
00:11:17with a champagne bottle.
00:11:19Well launched.
00:11:20Can't you see your name on the billboards?
00:11:22Joe Palooka, the son of the grand old champ.
00:11:24Boy, I'm going to exploit you.
00:11:26Pop that headline.
00:11:28Make your champion like your dear old dad.
00:11:30I can see it now.
00:11:32You're in the ring training punches.
00:11:33The other guy is generous and he gives you two for one.
00:11:35He clips you on the chin.
00:11:37But I'm undaunted.
00:11:39Then comes a critical moment.
00:11:41The turning point.
00:11:43You're later at low.
00:11:45Foul they cry, but we're triumphant.
00:11:47The referee counts them out.
00:11:49With shouts and cheers, they hail young Joe Palooka.
00:11:51The new champion.
00:11:53Gosh, it was kind of sudden.
00:11:55Sign.
00:11:57Sign on the dotted line.
00:11:59Sign.
00:12:01Sign.
00:12:03Sign.
00:12:05All right, you hear for me.
00:12:09I got the world by the elbow.
00:12:27Well, Joe, what are you doing?
00:12:30Just hitting that bag.
00:12:31Well, don't you feel well?
00:12:33Oh, I feel fine.
00:12:35Ann, opportunity has knocked at my door.
00:12:38I'm going to be a leather pusher.
00:12:40What?
00:12:42Sure.
00:12:44I'm going to breathe carbon monoxide and gasoline fumes
00:12:46instead of fresh air.
00:12:48What are you talking about?
00:12:50I'm going to the city to be a fighter.
00:12:52I can see my name in lights right now.
00:12:54Joe Palooka, the champion of the world.
00:12:56Just like my dad.
00:12:58You mean you're going to be a prize fighter?
00:12:59Sure, and I know I'm doing right.
00:13:01You know things are bad here on the farm.
00:13:03The only thing that worries me is I can't tell Mom.
00:13:06Oh, you've got to tell her you're going away, Joe.
00:13:08Oh, of course, I don't mean that.
00:13:10I mean I can't tell her I'm going to be a fighter.
00:13:12You know how she feels about that.
00:13:14But I'll tell her after I've made good.
00:13:16And boy, won't she be proud of me.
00:13:18And I will too, Joe.
00:13:20Sure you will.
00:13:22But you've got to promise me you won't tell Mom anything about it.
00:13:24I promise.
00:13:26And you wish me luck, won't you?
00:13:27Oh, with all my heart, Joey.
00:13:29And I'll be pulling for you.
00:13:31That'll be swell.
00:13:33Well, when do you intend to leave?
00:13:35Oh, the sooner the better.
00:13:37I wish I were going right now.
00:13:39Well, why so soon?
00:13:41So as I could give you a goodbye kiss.
00:13:44Well, why wait?
00:13:46Huh?
00:13:48Why wait?
00:13:50Oh.
00:13:52Well.
00:13:54Oh, Joe! Joe!
00:13:55Time for supper, dear.
00:13:57Come in.
00:13:59Remember.
00:14:05Oh, come on, Mom.
00:14:07Please say you'll let me go.
00:14:10What is the business Mr. Walsh is in?
00:14:13Well, he's in the leather business.
00:14:17What do you know about the leather business?
00:14:19Well, I'm strong.
00:14:21And Mr. Walsh says he can teach me to...
00:14:24Oh, Mom, you've got to let me go.
00:14:29All right, Joe.
00:14:31If you've made up your mind.
00:14:33I don't suppose there's anything I can say or do that'll stop you.
00:14:36Oh, thanks, Mom. Gee, that's fine.
00:14:39Oh, I knew this time would come.
00:14:41And I prepared myself for it.
00:14:43But now that it is here...
00:14:47You don't know how I dread the thought of your leaving.
00:14:50Oh, you mustn't think that.
00:14:53I don't feel that way.
00:14:55I'm not a baby anymore.
00:14:57You are to me, son.
00:15:00You don't know how I shall miss you.
00:15:03And I'll miss you too, Mom.
00:15:06Will you, Joe?
00:15:08Oh, but...
00:15:10I'll make good and then I can get you everything you deserve.
00:15:18Just be a good boy, Joe.
00:15:20That's all I want.
00:15:24Well, goodbye, Mom.
00:15:27I'm going to make you proud of me.
00:15:29I am proud of you, Joe.
00:15:31And I'm going to stay proud of you.
00:15:33Remember, you're my son, Slug.
00:15:35And act accordingly.
00:15:37Goodbye.
00:15:39Goodbye, Ann.
00:15:41Goodbye, Joe.
00:15:45Goodbye.
00:15:47Goodbye, Joey.
00:15:49Goodbye.
00:15:51I'll miss you.
00:15:54How do you feel?
00:15:56Oh, fine.
00:15:58I just had a great big supper.
00:16:00Now, remember, toy with him like you would a weakling.
00:16:02Artie Wilson, Kid Levine, you're on.
00:16:04That's us.
00:16:06Oh, gosh, Nobby.
00:16:08I feel kind of queer in my knees.
00:16:10The accustomary stage fright.
00:16:12Every prima donna gets it. Forget it.
00:16:14Nobby, I...
00:16:16Forget it and get going.
00:16:18Who?
00:16:20Just a minute. Nobby, it's you.
00:16:22I'll wait for you, Nobby.
00:16:24Go with Whitey. I'll be right with you.
00:16:26Come on, he'll be with you.
00:16:28Hello? Who?
00:16:30Dynamite Wilson?
00:16:32What?
00:16:34You're going to sue me, huh?
00:16:37Say, that ain't Dynamite Wilson.
00:16:40Now he's trying to pull another one of his fast ones.
00:16:43I'm letting you know that the name of Dynamite Wilson is copyrighted.
00:16:46Hey, you double-crossing chiseler.
00:16:48Excuse me, I'm being paid.
00:16:49Never mind the phone.
00:16:51What's on your mind, Rafferty?
00:16:53Listen, I signed Dynamite Wilson.
00:16:55What do you mean by sneaking a substitute in on me?
00:16:57Listen, Rafferty, you got me wrong.
00:16:59This boy ain't no substitute.
00:17:01Why, he knocked out Dynamite Wilson like you and I would swat a fly.
00:17:04I'm telling you, he's sensational.
00:17:06He's got a kick like a mule.
00:17:08He's the biggest thing the ring ever saw.
00:17:10Listen to that, will you?
00:17:12Why, he's slicing Levine to pieces.
00:17:14He's tearing him apart like a herring.
00:17:16Get that sound effect, Rafferty.
00:17:17Am I chuckling?
00:17:19He's rendering that poor minion to smithereens.
00:17:23Why is that crowd a-frocking and a-frawling?
00:17:25I'll tell you.
00:17:27They're hailing a new sensation of the squared circle.
00:17:29Why, Pomeranium is breaking loose.
00:17:38What happened?
00:17:40One punch.
00:17:42So you had to ask, huh?
00:17:44Am I haunted by misfortune?
00:17:45Does disaster dog my footsteps?
00:17:47Me, with an unbroken record of defeats.
00:17:49All right, I'll take the loser's place.
00:17:51Fifty dollars.
00:17:53You'll take 20 bucks or nothing.
00:17:55Oh, so you're mercenary, huh?
00:17:57Or is it nothing?
00:17:59I'll take the 20.
00:18:01I was reaching for the moon.
00:18:03What an eclipse.
00:18:05Eclipse yourself and that mug out of here.
00:18:08A name that's worth a million dollars
00:18:10and he's made out of marshmallows.
00:18:12Mom.
00:18:13Mom.
00:18:17What happened?
00:18:20I lost.
00:18:22You've been peaking.
00:18:24Why didn't you fight like I told you?
00:18:26I did.
00:18:28But after we got started, he whispered to me
00:18:30and told me to take it easy on account of his wife and kids
00:18:32and then I don't remember anymore.
00:18:35I might have known you'd fall for that old gag.
00:18:38Here's five.
00:18:40That makes me generosity itself.
00:18:41Here's five more, just to ease my conscience.
00:18:44Stick them under the shower,
00:18:46give them a rub and turn them loose.
00:18:48So long, kid.
00:18:50I'm not sore.
00:18:52Heavy enough, Polly and has his water low.
00:18:54Mr. Walsh seems to be disappointed in me.
00:18:57No, he's just mad at the other fella.
00:19:03Well, kid, better luck next time.
00:19:08Who was that chick?
00:19:10Who was that gentleman?
00:19:12That's Mr. Levine.
00:19:14Levine?
00:19:16Yes, the man who knocked you out.
00:19:18Oh, I thought his face looked familiar.
00:19:22I just saw your boy fight.
00:19:24Go ahead, step on the corn to my wounded spirits.
00:19:26No, the boy's got a lot of color.
00:19:28Yeah, he's got so much color that I'm seeing red.
00:19:30No, no, I mean he tries and he ain't dangerous.
00:19:33Rub it in.
00:19:35Right now the boy's on his way back to the farm.
00:19:37I thought I might be able to use him.
00:19:39What for?
00:19:41Pitching hay?
00:19:43No, with McSwan.
00:19:45You mean to fight the champ?
00:19:47Sure, I got McSwan on a barnstorming tour.
00:19:49The commissioner insists on a championship fight.
00:19:51And I gotta have a safe setup.
00:19:53Continue, your boy's interested.
00:19:55And you, uh, you know, uh...
00:19:57Goodbye, Whitey.
00:19:59Goodbye, Joe.
00:20:01Thanks for everything.
00:20:03That's all right, Joe.
00:20:05Joe, where you going, pal?
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:09The commissioner signed you up for another fight.
00:20:11You'll be a sensation.
00:20:13Guess who you're going to fight?
00:20:15Guess who?
00:20:17Who?
00:20:19The champion, Al McSwan.
00:20:21Well, does he want to fight me?
00:20:23Why, sure.
00:20:25But now, do you think I'm good enough?
00:20:27Adult reason, huh?
00:20:29Maybe I forgot to tell you a couple of things I know about fighting.
00:20:31Say, leave it to me.
00:20:33I'll make you the Einstein of the square circle.
00:20:35But remember this.
00:20:37McSwan ain't got no wife and no children either.
00:20:39Well, you really gonna fight him?
00:20:41Now you listen to me, Nina.
00:20:43I know McSwan's there.
00:20:45Shh, shh.
00:20:47Oh, he say that he got a fight for you.
00:20:49Shall I take it?
00:20:51Sure, we can use the money.
00:20:53Sure, you need another bracelet anyway.
00:20:55Oh, you're sweet, baby.
00:20:57I'll take that fight.
00:20:59What? Yeah, yeah.
00:21:01Have I what?
00:21:03Sure, I'll be ready to meet any palooka on the 29th.
00:21:05Sure, I've been doing plenty of road work.
00:21:07Hey, Doc!
00:21:09My baby's in swell shape.
00:21:11I can say the same for Nina.
00:21:13All right, good night.
00:21:15Good night, Doc.
00:21:17Good night, so long, so long.
00:21:19Well, baby, it looks like it's all I gotta start training.
00:21:21Well, come on, let's go.
00:21:23Ready? Ready.
00:21:25Alley-oop.
00:21:27Oh, boy, it's so fun.
00:21:29All right.
00:21:32Hello, Mrs. Palooka.
00:21:34Hello, Ann, dear.
00:21:36I heard from Joe today.
00:21:37So did I.
00:21:39He says he's doing fine working for that fellow Walsh.
00:21:41Ladies and gentlemen,
00:21:43this is WXA broadcasting the news events of the day.
00:21:46In the sporting world,
00:21:48fight fans are looking forward with great interest
00:21:50to the championship bout tonight
00:21:52between Al McSwatt and Joe Palooka, the challenger.
00:21:54Joe Palooka is the son of the grand old champ
00:21:56Pete Palooka, since retired,
00:21:58who will long be remembered affectionately
00:22:00by the fans for his famous corkscrew punch.
00:22:02In arrogance, it...
00:22:04Ann, did you know about this?
00:22:07Oh, Mrs. Palooka,
00:22:09Joe didn't mean to deceive you,
00:22:11but he didn't want you to know that he was a fighter
00:22:13until he made good.
00:22:16Well,
00:22:18if Joe wants to be a fighter,
00:22:20I won't be able to stop him.
00:22:22He's got his father's blood in him.
00:22:24But if I had that Joe here tonight,
00:22:26I'd show him who's the fighter in this family.
00:22:29You mustn't say that.
00:22:30Joe's a good boy.
00:22:32Of course he is, and so is his father.
00:22:34Now, fine, a more upstanding guy
00:22:36never lived than Pete Palooka.
00:22:38Well, I mean, until success changed him.
00:22:40But it won't change Joe.
00:22:42I know it won't.
00:22:44Oh, is that so?
00:22:46You don't know these Palookas.
00:22:48I married one.
00:22:50The only thing to save Joe tonight
00:22:52would be if he loses.
00:22:54Don't say that.
00:22:56No?
00:22:58Give me Western Union.
00:23:01That's a funny way of wishing a fella luck.
00:23:03Maybe it's just a typographical error.
00:23:06I'll show her.
00:23:08I'll show everybody.
00:23:11Oh, gee, I nearly hit you.
00:23:13Wait a minute.
00:23:15Save some of that pep for the fight.
00:23:17You'll need it, son.
00:23:19I'll show her.
00:23:21I'll show everybody.
00:23:23Oh, gee, I nearly hit you.
00:23:25Wait a minute.
00:23:27Save some of that pep for the fight.
00:23:28You'll need it, son.
00:23:31Where's McSwatt there?
00:23:33Where?
00:23:35At her apartment.
00:23:37Oh, he wasn't there.
00:23:39I looked at his apartment, too.
00:23:41The house of the sellout.
00:23:43Nobody knows where he is.
00:23:45And he should have been here 20 minutes ago.
00:23:47Hello.
00:23:49Give me the gold and silver cafe.
00:23:51And you call up the Lido club.
00:23:53Okay, boss.
00:23:55Hello, hello, this is Doc Wise speaking.
00:23:56McSwatt there?
00:23:58McSwatt left half an hour ago.
00:24:00McSwatt there?
00:24:02McSwatt left here 15 minutes ago.
00:24:04Here he comes now, Doc.
00:24:12Hello, Doc.
00:24:16Thanks to you for showing up for your own fight.
00:24:18What fight?
00:24:20Meeting that setup will be like shadow boxing.
00:24:22Come on, baby.
00:24:24You must take a shower.
00:24:27See if you can sober him up.
00:24:29He's in pretty bad shape, Doc.
00:24:32Maybe I ought to call the fight off.
00:24:34That ain't a bad idea.
00:24:36That settles it, the fight's off.
00:24:38You can't do that, the house is full.
00:24:40So are you.
00:24:42Fine, I've been cheated.
00:24:44Who is it?
00:24:46It's me, Nobby.
00:24:48The fight's off.
00:24:50What?
00:24:52Look at him.
00:24:54Hiya, Nobby.
00:24:56McSwatt's been getting 500.
00:24:58And we'll have to use that for doctor bills.
00:25:00McSwatt's in no condition to fight.
00:25:02He's in no condition to fight?
00:25:04Say, you should see Palooka.
00:25:06He's so scared he's fainted.
00:25:08Why, I'm afraid we'll have to carry him into the ring.
00:25:10And I'll do.
00:25:12But, Mac, you'll let him stay a couple of rounds, won't you?
00:25:14Sure, Nobby, sure.
00:25:16Say, you've seen my boy fight.
00:25:18He couldn't hit McSwatt with a handful of rice.
00:25:20Come on, be a good guy.
00:25:22Don't call off the fight.
00:25:24Let me make that 500.
00:25:26But remember, don't you try to double-cross me.
00:25:28Why, Doc, I'm astounded.
00:25:30Your words cut me like a knife.
00:25:32You know my reputation for disintegrity.
00:25:34Yeah, that's what worries me.
00:25:37It's a lie.
00:25:40Like that, huh?
00:25:42That's it, right down there.
00:25:44Am I a general?
00:25:46Am I a mastermind?
00:25:48What happened?
00:25:50Don't ask no questions.
00:25:52You're as good as champion right now.
00:25:54Yeah?
00:25:56I'm your wife and kids.
00:25:58Oh, he isn't married at all.
00:26:00Right, right, all right.
00:26:02Everything is set for the big battle.
00:26:04However, if my dope is correct,
00:26:06this fight's going to be just one of those things.
00:26:08Oh, yeah?
00:26:10Well, Mr. Joe ain't no slouch.
00:26:12His pa was neat.
00:26:14Both fighters and managers gathered around the referee.
00:26:16Shake hands, come out fighting.
00:26:18Good luck to both of you.
00:26:20Pleased to meet you, Mr. McSwatt.
00:26:22Come on, baby.
00:26:24Knock him out in the first round.
00:26:26All right, kid.
00:26:28Forget that, baby. Sit down.
00:26:42You bowl him over as soon as you can.
00:26:45I'll carry him along for a couple of rounds.
00:26:47Carry him nothing. Knock him out right away.
00:26:49All right, Doc.
00:26:51Look at that sucker, will ya?
00:26:53Just look him right in the eye.
00:26:54Just look him right in the eye.
00:26:56It's half the battle.
00:26:58Go ahead, take it.
00:27:02Now, remember, protect your stomach.
00:27:04Sure, sure.
00:27:06I know you're full of booze.
00:27:14I swallowed it.
00:27:17That was the bell for the first round.
00:27:25Kill him, baby. Kill him, baby.
00:27:30Come on, don't heckle that champ, Joe.
00:27:32No, he's got a sense of nature.
00:27:40Hey, lady, keep your seat.
00:27:42I think I'd want my seat.
00:27:44Well, keep it out of my face.
00:27:46I'm not going to.
00:27:48I'm not going to.
00:27:50I'm not going to.
00:27:52I'm not going to.
00:27:54I'm not going to.
00:27:56It's McSwatt who jabs at Palooka.
00:27:58Palooka misses him with a wild right,
00:28:00and again McSwatt rips the left of the body.
00:28:02Oh, I'll die if he doesn't win.
00:28:04I'll die if he does.
00:28:06I can't listen to anyone.
00:28:13That's enough, Joe. Give it up.
00:28:15I'll do it for the dynamite.
00:28:18Never touch this, Joe.
00:28:20Now, Joe, walk in close.
00:28:25He has the right and left across,
00:28:27and Mr. Palooka is very wobbly,
00:28:29backing back on his heels.
00:28:31You had better start heating the coffee, I'll say.
00:28:33And again, Mr. McSwatt rushes in.
00:28:38Now, in advance.
00:28:40Advance.
00:28:42In advance. Advance.
00:28:44He's going to do it.
00:28:46Be careful.
00:28:48Advance.
00:28:51Hold him. Attack his stomach.
00:28:52Hold him. Attack his stomach.
00:29:01Second quarter.
00:29:03Two.
00:29:05Four.
00:29:07Five.
00:29:09Six.
00:29:11Seven.
00:29:13The count is now eight, nine, ten.
00:29:15McSwatt is out.
00:29:18The winner.
00:29:23He did it.
00:29:25I didn't know he was going to be saved.
00:29:27I hit him right in the lobster.
00:29:29You're too nice.
00:29:49Well, folks, it was a great fight
00:29:50and an even greater surprise.
00:29:52A new champion has been found
00:29:54in the person of Joe Palooka.
00:29:56Fans must all remember the famous Pete Palooka,
00:29:58the new champ's father.
00:30:00You said it, another Palooka champion.
00:30:02So you thought my son couldn't fight?
00:30:04Come on, come on, come on.
00:30:06I'm going to buy a drink for everybody now.
00:30:08Listen to me, you hand-eater.
00:30:10Leave my relations out of this.
00:30:12You crossed me.
00:30:14You can't get away with this.
00:30:16That punk of yours won on a fluke.
00:30:18You've got to give me another match.
00:30:20You're going to fight a loss
00:30:22because you couldn't keep him out of nightclubs.
00:30:24Now I've got a problem, too.
00:30:26I've got to keep my boy out of the ring.
00:30:28With them words, I'll leave you.
00:30:30Please, Mr. Palooka,
00:30:32will you say something to your public?
00:30:34It's a pleasure.
00:30:36Palooka will be a fighting champ.
00:30:38He'll meet all comers.
00:30:40You are now listening to a voice
00:30:42of Nobby Wallace, the champion's manager.
00:30:44I attribute his success to my strenuous discipline.
00:30:46Palooka will meet all comers in physical combat
00:30:48as frequently as fitfully permits.
00:30:50If he doesn't show up soon enough,
00:30:52we'll go looking for him.
00:30:54Please, please, I want Mr. Palooka
00:30:56to say something to the listeners.
00:30:58I rest my case.
00:31:00Please, Mr. Palooka.
00:31:02Well, I hardly know what to say,
00:31:04except I hope you all enjoyed the fight
00:31:06as much as I did.
00:31:08And if Mama's listening in,
00:31:10and I hope she is,
00:31:12well, I just want her to understand
00:31:14that I'm following in the footsteps of my dad.
00:31:16Well, if you do, I'll break your neck.
00:31:18And I'd like to say hello
00:31:20to somebody else back home.
00:31:22Hello, Ann.
00:31:24Hello, Joe.
00:31:26Oh, and Ma,
00:31:28it's kind of cold here in the city.
00:31:30Will you look in the bureau
00:31:32and see if I've got an extra pair
00:31:34of those long woolen underdrawers?
00:31:36Goodbye, Mom.
00:31:39Come on, champ.
00:31:41Hello, champ.
00:31:43Oh, you were wonderful.
00:31:45You were marvelous.
00:31:47I congratulate you.
00:31:48It's an honor to be my guest tonight
00:31:50at the Paradise Club.
00:31:52You see, I work there.
00:31:54I wish you'd come over and see me.
00:31:56Won't you, please?
00:31:58Nobby.
00:32:00Oh, please do.
00:32:02I will make you very happy.
00:32:04Nobby.
00:32:06Oh, please do come.
00:32:08Nobby.
00:32:10Oh, you're such a sweet boy.
00:32:12I'll be sorry
00:32:14if all that you
00:32:15do is give me milk and honey.
00:32:17Honey,
00:32:19it's up to you.
00:32:21Won't you like me
00:32:23a little bit less?
00:32:25And won't you love me
00:32:27a little bit more?
00:32:29If you love me a little bit,
00:32:31love me a little bit more.
00:32:46My guys could all be Sonny,
00:32:49Sonny the Ugly Jew,
00:32:52Life could be milk and honey,
00:32:55Honey, it's up to you.
00:32:58Knock me.
00:33:15Gershka, you sing good!
00:33:27I sing good tonight because my heart is full of happiness.
00:33:44I had it especially made for you.
00:33:45Oh, gosh, thanks.
00:33:50Will you give me the honor of being the first one to dance with the new champion?
00:33:54Sure.
00:33:55It's all right.
00:33:57Get that, Doc. He steals my title and now he's got my girl.
00:33:59Sit down. Don't be a chump. Sit down.
00:34:03You can call me Tider. I like it.
00:34:10I love it.
00:34:12The beginning of the end.
00:34:14That dame will change my gold mine into a nickel's worth of pennies.
00:34:17Oh, don't let it worry you, Dobby.
00:34:22Hey, gosh, it's getting kind of hot in here, isn't it?
00:34:25Well, would you like to go outside and have a little bit of fresh air?
00:34:29Ain't a bad idea.
00:34:31All right, we can do it.
00:34:38Hey, watch.
00:34:39Sit down, fellas.
00:34:40The check will be here in a minute.
00:34:42Listen, you mug, I'm entitled to a return match and I'm going to get it.
00:34:45If you do, I hope I feign over your dead body.
00:34:48Well, if I don't, I'll knock over that chump of yours right here.
00:34:51Luka won that title on a fluke.
00:34:53He's no more a champ than you're an Indian.
00:34:55I am an Indian.
00:34:56And my name is Sitting Pretty.
00:34:58Yes, and if I don't get a rematch, you'll be laying pretty.
00:35:03White man can now go scrammy.
00:35:07Mr. Wallace, I'm going to pick up the telegram.
00:35:09For me?
00:35:09No, for the time.
00:35:10I might as well be non-existent.
00:35:22Another day in you telling me.
00:35:24I just unloaded one.
00:35:37That's different.
00:35:38Where's the champ?
00:35:39He just left the joint with that Madeira dame.
00:35:41What? That dame will ruin that kid.
00:35:43Where's my hat?
00:35:44Girlie, my hat.
00:35:45What are you getting excited about? He can't fight anyhow.
00:35:48No, but he can punch.
00:35:49And as soon as he learns how to box, he'll be okay.
00:35:52Maybe you're right.
00:35:53Whitey, I got to save him from that dame.
00:35:55She's poison to champs.
00:35:56How are you going to do it?
00:35:57I'll go on a make for her myself.
00:35:59I'll go to work on her with my swamp poison on me.
00:36:02And I'll sweep her off her feet with my long eyelashes.
00:36:05I'll be terrific. I'll be a typhoon.
00:36:07Whitey, do me a favor.
00:36:08Call me up at Nina's apartment.
00:36:11What'll I talk about?
00:36:12Talk about a minute.
00:36:13That'll be enough.
00:36:17How do you feel now, sweet?
00:36:20Kind of sleepy.
00:36:22Sleepy?
00:36:23Oh, I'll fix you up right now.
00:36:26Come on.
00:36:30Now, just relax.
00:36:31Now, I'm going to get you a little drink more.
00:36:33Oh, you better not.
00:36:35I'm not used to it.
00:36:36Oh, you'll get used to it.
00:36:39Well...
00:36:40Here.
00:36:41Put your little feet up here.
00:36:43Oh, I wouldn't. It'll ruin your couch.
00:36:45Oh, never mind.
00:36:48Now, is there anything else I can do for you?
00:36:53You've been so awfully nice to me.
00:36:55I could be nicer.
00:36:58Well, if it's not asking too much...
00:37:01Yes.
00:37:02I would like a cheese sandwich.
00:37:07A cheese sandwich?
00:37:09American cheese.
00:37:10That's the kind I like best.
00:37:12Sometimes I used to eat two or three a day.
00:37:14Oh, you're so cute.
00:37:16Oh.
00:37:17Oh.
00:37:18Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
00:37:19Oh, my goodness.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:21You're all wet.
00:37:22You must take a bath.
00:37:24Oh, I hardly think it's necessary.
00:37:26Oh, yes, yes.
00:37:27What'll happen to me if you catch a cold?
00:37:28Come on, change it.
00:37:29Huh?
00:37:30Can I help you?
00:37:32I'd rather not.
00:37:33Oh, it's nothing.
00:37:34I've had wet pants before.
00:37:36I fell in a river once and I didn't take long...
00:37:44Who is it?
00:37:45It's Navi.
00:37:46I got a cable for Joe.
00:37:48Oh.
00:37:49Where is he?
00:37:50He's in the...
00:37:51I don't think I'll have to take off my pants, Miss Madeira.
00:37:54A magician.
00:37:55I underestimated you.
00:37:59Sorry to disturb you, champ.
00:38:01But here's a cable from your dad.
00:38:03Oh.
00:38:06Nice homey place you got here.
00:38:11Too bad my mom couldn't have sent me a nice wire like this.
00:38:15Oh, the phone.
00:38:16I'll get it.
00:38:18Phone?
00:38:21Hello?
00:38:22Yes, he's here, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:24No, no, not Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:26I'm Whitey, Navi.
00:38:27Whitey, do you remember?
00:38:28You told me to call you up and...
00:38:30Yes, ma'am.
00:38:31I found him, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:32My mom.
00:38:34I'll send him right back to the hotel.
00:38:37Yes, ma'am.
00:38:38Don't mention it, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:40No, no, I'm not Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:44Navi, I'm Whitey.
00:38:45I'm Whitey.
00:38:46You told me to...
00:38:47Good night, Mrs. Palooka.
00:38:51The wagon's gonna get that screwball some of these days.
00:38:55My hat, I...
00:38:56Oh, Joe.
00:38:57You both come with me.
00:38:58I want you to meet her.
00:38:59No, Joe.
00:39:00Your ma'll want to see you alone.
00:39:01I wouldn't barge in between a mother's love for her son
00:39:04for all the gold in the Arabese.
00:39:06Oh, Joe, must you go?
00:39:07Of course, it's mom.
00:39:09Oh.
00:39:11Navi, do me a favor.
00:39:12What is it?
00:39:13Will you stay here and keep Miss Madeira company?
00:39:15Sure, Joe.
00:39:17Oh, thank you, Navi.
00:39:18That's awfully nice of you.
00:39:21I'm sorry to jump out like this,
00:39:23but you know how it is with a mother, Whitey.
00:39:30What a face.
00:39:32The brow of a genius.
00:39:34With sharp, chiseling features.
00:39:37And they talk about Barrymore.
00:39:40Scram.
00:39:41Not that.
00:39:42Say it isn't so.
00:39:44Oh, what are you talking about?
00:39:46Let's not waste time on subtleties and idle banter.
00:39:49I'm nuts about you, Nina.
00:39:50You're nuts, all right.
00:39:54Don't talk like that.
00:39:55I can give you love, money, personality,
00:39:57I can give you love, money, position, everything.
00:40:00Oh, let go of me.
00:40:02You're crazy.
00:40:03I am crazy.
00:40:04Crazy about you.
00:40:05You've got this.
00:40:07You've got that.
00:40:08And, boy, you've got those.
00:40:11You're a pip.
00:40:12You've got it.
00:40:13Can't you see you're even making a poet out of me?
00:40:15Me rhyming it with pip.
00:40:19Stop it. You're hurting me.
00:40:20It's only temporary.
00:40:22Each man kills the thing he loves.
00:40:24If I should die tomorrow,
00:40:26I would say this tonight.
00:40:27Take a peek at that profile.
00:40:29Don't that do nothing to you?
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:34That's the ultimate insult.
00:40:36Nina, open the door.
00:40:37That's Maxwatt.
00:40:39My nemesis.
00:40:40If he finds you here,
00:40:42he'll wipe the floor with you.
00:40:43You better hide someplace.
00:40:44Where?
00:40:45There.
00:40:48That's the final degradation.
00:40:50Oh, go on.
00:40:57Open the door or I'll break it down.
00:40:59Just a minute, darling.
00:41:01I opened the door in the second suite.
00:41:06Hello?
00:41:07Hello, operator.
00:41:08Send the house detective soft right away.
00:41:16Hello, darling.
00:41:19What's the matter, sweet?
00:41:21You look mad.
00:41:22Where is that guy?
00:41:23What guy?
00:41:24I saw you leave the club with Palooka.
00:41:26Why, that's very funny.
00:41:27He hasn't been here.
00:41:29Besides, he don't even know where I live.
00:41:31Now, darling.
00:41:32Can that stuff.
00:41:34I know you're lying.
00:41:36All right, if you think I'm lying,
00:41:37why don't you go and look for yourself?
00:41:39That's just what I'm going to do.
00:41:40All right, go ahead.
00:41:44Now, darling.
00:41:45Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
00:41:47After the way I love you,
00:41:48you don't even trust me.
00:41:51Oh, baby.
00:41:53What's the trouble, Miss Madeira?
00:41:54Throw this lug out of here.
00:41:56I'm sorry, Mac, but you'll have to get out.
00:41:58Don't be so sorry, boys.
00:42:00I'll be glad to go.
00:42:01I'm going to get out.
00:42:03And so will you when I stop paying the rent.
00:42:07So long, two-timer.
00:42:15You're learning fast, Yoko.
00:42:17Huh?
00:42:19What was Mr. McSwatt doing here?
00:42:21Oh, he's just a little jealous
00:42:22because I like you.
00:42:24By the way, how is your mother?
00:42:26Oh, somebody must have been playing a joke on Nobby.
00:42:29She wasn't there.
00:42:30Oh.
00:42:31Where is Nobby?
00:42:32Here's where he belongs.
00:42:33Oh, you wait here for me,
00:42:34and I go and get my wrap,
00:42:36and we go places, huh?
00:42:37Oh, it's getting kind of late.
00:42:39I think I...
00:42:40Not for us, darling Angel.
00:42:43Good night, funny man,
00:42:45with a big nose.
00:43:03Whitey, it's that game.
00:43:05That's what it is.
00:43:06You know, he thinks more hard than he does of me.
00:43:09Boy, it's funny what a day he'll do to a guy in two weeks.
00:43:12He's ungrateful.
00:43:14After me, taking him off the farm
00:43:16and using my brain to make him champ.
00:43:18And that's how he reciprocates.
00:43:20It says here that worry kills more people than bullets.
00:43:23Why do I care how many bullets get killed?
00:43:25I'm worried about the champ.
00:43:27I thought you were going to vamp her
00:43:28with your great personality.
00:43:30I did.
00:43:31And what happened?
00:43:32Well, I...
00:43:33Well, I...
00:43:34I...
00:43:35I...
00:43:36I...
00:43:37I...
00:43:38I did.
00:43:39And what happened?
00:43:40I wound up in the bathroom.
00:43:43How do you do, gentlemen?
00:43:50Hiya, fellas.
00:43:52It's about time.
00:43:53I've been waiting here an hour.
00:43:55Well, we're here, aren't we?
00:43:56I'm not talking to you.
00:43:58As far as I'm concerned, you can leave right now.
00:44:00Wait a minute, Nobby.
00:44:01I don't pose for any ads without Nina.
00:44:03She'll add the feminine touch.
00:44:05She'll add the touch, all right.
00:44:07Now, Mr. Bulleter, photographer's waiting.
00:44:09Go on, Nina.
00:44:10Wait a minute.
00:44:11It ain't in the contract.
00:44:12Well, put it in, Nobby,
00:44:14because that's the way it's going to be.
00:44:16How do you like that?
00:44:18Will you sign the releases, Mr. Bulleter?
00:44:20Mr. Walsh will attend to that.
00:44:23Mr. Walsh, please.
00:44:24I'll sign reluctantly.
00:44:31Come on, Whitey.
00:44:38Now, give us a little more sex, please.
00:44:41Sex?
00:44:43How about this?
00:44:47Why, it's preposterous.
00:44:49Hold it!
00:44:53That's all, thank you.
00:44:57Won't you make your changes, please?
00:44:59Come on, honey.
00:45:00Everything all right, Nobby?
00:45:02Get me an aspirin.
00:45:04Get me an aspirin.
00:45:06They say that women come from the rib of men.
00:45:08It must be the truth,
00:45:10because they give me a pain in the neck.
00:45:13Something must be done about this.
00:45:15All right, miss.
00:45:16Now, a nice smile.
00:45:20What kind of a place is this?
00:45:22Hey, look.
00:45:27Now, Miss Madero, you hold the golf bag.
00:45:31Now, champ, show us your form.
00:45:34How is it?
00:45:35That's fine. Hold it.
00:45:38Let's get out of here before they raid the joint.
00:45:43Here's the boys, Nobby.
00:45:45Hello, Mr. Maddy.
00:45:50Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:45:54Listen, you mugs.
00:45:56I'm giving you a chance to make some easy money.
00:45:59Well, here it is.
00:46:01All you gotta do is lay down
00:46:03the first time you get hit.
00:46:05I don't want my boy to hurt his hands.
00:46:08Do you understand?
00:46:11And if any of you guys let Palooka know
00:46:13that these fights ain't on the level,
00:46:15he's gonna feel the wrath of Nobby Walsh.
00:46:20Any rat feelers in the crowd?
00:46:23No.
00:46:26All right, then we proceed.
00:46:28Cardoni, you fight in Pittsburgh on the 15th.
00:46:32O'Shea, have your boy in Buffalo on the 20th.
00:46:35Patrick, I want you to fight in Detroit on the 26th.
00:46:51No powder, Armand.
00:46:53Sweet.
00:46:54The hair.
00:46:55Finished, sir.
00:46:56Take care of him, Alphonse.
00:46:57Oui, oui.
00:46:58Thank you, sir.
00:46:59There you are, sir.
00:47:00Pay him, Alphonse.
00:47:01Oui, oui.
00:47:03Your coat, champ.
00:47:05Take it, Alphonse.
00:47:06Oui, oui.
00:47:07Oh, thank you, champ.
00:47:10Oh, a playboy with the rubber band off his poke.
00:47:13Go ahead, spend your money with reckless abundance.
00:47:15Who let you in?
00:47:17Finished.
00:47:18It's been a pleasure to manicure the nails of a champion.
00:47:20Alphonse, the money.
00:47:21Oui, oui.
00:47:22There you are.
00:47:23Oh, I can't change tan.
00:47:25Who said anything about change?
00:47:27Oh, thank you, champion.
00:47:28If you want me to come up tonight and give you a polish,
00:47:30why, just call Josephine.
00:47:32Well, not tonight, Josephine.
00:47:35Some other time.
00:47:36Yes.
00:47:38Flowers for the champ.
00:47:39Alphonse.
00:47:40Oui, oui.
00:47:41My color and tile.
00:47:43Oui, oui.
00:47:44My coat.
00:47:45Oui, oui.
00:47:46Will you stop oui, oui-ing all over the joint?
00:47:49Oui, oui.
00:47:50I give up.
00:47:53Where are you going?
00:47:55Places.
00:47:56I got an offer for personal appearances in Vaudeville.
00:47:58I got to talk to you about it.
00:48:00Later.
00:48:01But this is important.
00:48:02Gosh, that's going to look swell on Nina.
00:48:05Well, if you ain't the sucker.
00:48:07What do you mean?
00:48:08That dame ain't in love with you.
00:48:10She's in love with the championship.
00:48:12What I do outside the ring has none of your business.
00:48:15This is love, Nobby.
00:48:17You wouldn't understand.
00:48:18I understand, all right.
00:48:20For a dame, you'd bite the hand that yanks you out of the gutter.
00:48:23For a dame, you'd kick a beautiful friendship right in the teeth.
00:48:26You're just partying in a woman's hand.
00:48:28Something to ravish and cast aside.
00:48:30Ah, monsieur is very handsome.
00:48:32Yes.
00:48:35Will you do one thing for me before you go?
00:48:38What is it?
00:48:39Kiss me.
00:48:42Kiss him, Alphonse.
00:48:45Kiss him, Alphonse.
00:48:53What's the matter?
00:48:54If I'd wanted that pressed, I'd have sent it to a tailor.
00:48:59That guy's head's getting so big, it's a wonder we can get her through that door.
00:49:02Am I sizzling?
00:49:04Am I burning up?
00:49:06And I had to meet a guy like that by accident.
00:49:08What an accident.
00:49:10I'd have been better off if he'd have run over me.
00:49:12He's damn daffy, that's what's done it.
00:49:14Oh, he's as screwy as a bulldog's tail.
00:49:17Why, I took him out of the gutter, and he's sitting back there without my help.
00:49:21I made him champ, even though he's a phony champ.
00:49:24And it's a personal treasure to see him turn on me like this.
00:49:26I know it is.
00:49:27Yeah.
00:49:30Hello.
00:49:32A lady?
00:49:33Fine, that's just dandy.
00:49:36Now, what's the matter?
00:49:37Another dame on her way up to see Joe.
00:49:40What is this place, a harem?
00:49:41I don't know.
00:49:42Whitey, you're gonna see me as the champion troll roller of all times.
00:49:46Wait till that tomato comes in that door.
00:49:50Watch this technique.
00:49:56Say, you dames gotta stop chasing...
00:49:57Who are you?
00:49:58Who am I?
00:49:59Whitey, tell her who I am.
00:50:01I'm Nobby Walsh, Joe Palooka's manager.
00:50:03I'm Joe Palooka's mother.
00:50:05Where's Joe?
00:50:06Joe Palooka's mother?
00:50:08Why, the clerk just said a dame was coming up.
00:50:11Yeah, a dame called Ming.
00:50:17Putting on the dog, isn't it?
00:50:21You'll find it different here than down on a farm, Mrs. Palooka.
00:50:25Don't smolt on me.
00:50:27I shook a hip load of beads in this burg while it was still teething.
00:50:30Sit down.
00:50:33And who's the other gentleman?
00:50:36Oh, me?
00:50:37Oh, me?
00:50:38My name is Whitey.
00:50:39I'm Joe's trainer.
00:50:41So I got you two guys to thank for making Joe a fighter.
00:50:44Don't thank us.
00:50:45No, don't thank us.
00:50:47I don't.
00:50:48Where is he?
00:50:49He's having dinner with, uh...
00:50:52He's having dinner.
00:50:53Yeah.
00:50:54Yeah, with that Nina dame he's been training around with.
00:50:56I don't let him run around with dames.
00:50:58I don't allow it.
00:51:00He's having dinner with some, uh...
00:51:02Some newspaper man.
00:51:03Oh, yeah?
00:51:04Yeah.
00:51:05Well, do you suppose that you could tear him out of their arms long enough to say hello to his mother?
00:51:10Make yourself comfortable and I'll be back in a jiffy.
00:51:13Whitey, entertain ma'am, uh...
00:51:15Mrs. Palooka.
00:51:17Right the first time.
00:51:19Okay, ma'am.
00:51:24Would you...
00:51:25Would you like to read the police gazette?
00:51:27Say, I ain't seen one of these things since I stopped wearing tights.
00:51:32How long has he been trailing with that Nina dame?
00:51:34Nina?
00:51:35Oh, he hardly knows her.
00:51:38That's interesting.
00:51:39Yeah.
00:51:40He hardly knows her.
00:51:41Yeah, he hardly knows her.
00:51:43Yeah.
00:51:52Your eyes are as bright as diamonds.
00:51:54Not as bright as the diamonds you gave me, darling.
00:51:57Poor little bracelet.
00:51:59Poor little bracelet.
00:52:00He looks so lonely by himself.
00:52:02I'll give you two more to keep you company.
00:52:09Let go of his head, Nina.
00:52:11Oh, yeah, now.
00:52:13Joe, your ma just blew it to town.
00:52:15Ah, you can't fool me.
00:52:17I know that one.
00:52:18I'm telling you the truth.
00:52:19She's down at the hotel.
00:52:20Now, you know what happened to you the last time you said that.
00:52:24Joe, you're in your cups.
00:52:26What'll your mother say when she sees your place like a summer bungalow?
00:52:29I will drink to my mother.
00:52:31You bet.
00:52:32We'll drink to my mother, the best little mother in the whole world.
00:52:36She calls me son on account of I'm her son.
00:52:40To my mother.
00:52:41To Joe's mother.
00:52:42Joe, let's go, will you?
00:52:44You mean to say you won't drink to my mother?
00:52:46You know I don't drink.
00:52:47What?
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:49To your mother.
00:52:50To my mother.
00:52:51To Joe's mother.
00:52:53Joe, come on, let's go, will you?
00:52:55Sit down, Nobby, sit down.
00:52:56Now we drink to my mother.
00:52:58Well, you can't insult a girl's mother.
00:53:00Joe, your ma is waiting.
00:53:02Now, wait a minute here.
00:53:03We're gonna drink to Nina's mother.
00:53:05You bet.
00:53:06To Nina's mother.
00:53:07To my mother.
00:53:12Now we drink to Nobby's mother.
00:53:14I didn't know he had a mother.
00:53:15No father.
00:53:16Everybody has got a mother.
00:53:18We'll drink to Nobby's mother.
00:53:20To my mother.
00:53:22Your mother.
00:53:23To Nobby's mother.
00:53:26To my mother.
00:53:28To my mother.
00:53:30To my mother.
00:53:33Now we'll drink to Mother Hubbard,
00:53:35Mother McCree, and Mother Goose.
00:53:40Mother Goose.
00:53:49Say, that makes twelve bottles of champagne
00:53:51and forty-two monies.
00:53:53Why, the sentiment is so beautiful,
00:53:55it makes me want to sing.
00:53:56I don't sing.
00:53:58Oh, please don't sing.
00:53:59You don't know how to sing.
00:54:00Who don't know how to sing?
00:54:02Say, I got a voice like a nightingale.
00:54:05Watch me knock off this cadenza.
00:54:07M is for a million things you gave me.
00:54:11Beautiful.
00:54:12O.
00:54:13O is for out.
00:54:14Say, wait a minute.
00:54:19I'm Nobby Walsh, the champ's manager.
00:54:21Nobby Walsh, huh?
00:54:22Well, I told you a dozen times before
00:54:23you can't sing in here.
00:54:25Hey, when a waltz makes up his mind to sing,
00:54:27he's gonna sing.
00:54:29You'll rue that.
00:54:30Hey, I'll put the finger on you.
00:54:32I'll put you in a spot.
00:54:36Now, get out and stay out.
00:54:38Hey, I repeat.
00:54:39When a waltz makes up his mind to sing,
00:54:41he's gonna sing.
00:54:43Oh, scram.
00:54:44Am I right?
00:54:45No.
00:54:46You can be wrong, too.
00:54:47Oh, yeah.
00:54:48I'll give it to you.
00:54:49If he'd have got any tougher, I'd have murdered him.
00:54:56That's the boy.
00:54:57Now I will help you.
00:55:01I'll take that coat.
00:55:02Hey.
00:55:03What is it?
00:55:04It's mine.
00:55:05I paid for it.
00:55:06Who is the boy?
00:55:07This is a public place.
00:55:08Just one moment.
00:55:09I don't care.
00:55:10I don't care?
00:55:11Let that farmhand buy the buyer a coat.
00:55:13Who's a farmhand?
00:55:15Listen, you.
00:55:16Drop that coat or I'll drop you.
00:55:18Let me at him.
00:55:19Let me at him.
00:55:20I'll knock him colder than I did in the race.
00:55:22You're afraid of me, then.
00:55:23Who says I'm afraid of you?
00:55:24Wait a minute.
00:55:25Boys, if you must fight, why not fight for a purse?
00:55:27I'll fight him any time, any place, anyway.
00:55:29The sooner, the better.
00:55:30It's a bargain.
00:55:31I'll draw up the contracts and I'll send you one tomorrow.
00:55:33Now, give the little lady her hat.
00:55:35Give me that.
00:55:36There you are.
00:55:38There you are.
00:55:39Now, listen, you.
00:55:40Don't you annoy this lady anymore.
00:55:42You understand?
00:55:43This is my girl and I want you to let her live.
00:55:46This is my girl and I want you to let her alone.
00:55:48I'll see you in the ring.
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:50I got you talking, Juan Angel.
00:55:52You are a friendly friend.
00:55:53I showed him.
00:55:54He couldn't get away with it.
00:55:55Come on, you big love.
00:55:56I hope he kills you the next time you see him.
00:55:58Come on.
00:55:59Back it up.
00:56:00Let's go have more drinks.
00:56:01All right.
00:56:02I'll take care of him.
00:56:03Doc, it worked.
00:56:04You telling me?
00:56:05I'm going to give this story to the newspapers.
00:56:07Come on, kid.
00:56:10Good thing, huh?
00:56:17So I can't sing, huh?
00:56:28Oh, Sean.
00:56:30Oh, Sean.
00:56:33Slide over, sister.
00:56:35You're going to hear some real singing.
00:56:37That's it, baby.
00:56:38Just stick with it.
00:56:40Once upon a time they sent a boat to Yodo.
00:56:45But that was long ago.
00:56:48Then everybody started in to boop-boop-a-doop.
00:56:53They got tired of that, you know.
00:56:56But the tune for you and me
00:56:59Is that sweet symphony.
00:57:03What a voice.
00:57:04They call it ink.
00:57:06They call it ink.
00:57:09A-dink-a-dee.
00:57:11A-dink-a-doo.
00:57:13A-dink-a-dee.
00:57:15Ba-ba-ba-ba-boo.
00:57:17Ba-ba-ba-ba-boo.
00:57:19Just a clue.
00:57:20That hard, just a clue.
00:57:22Ink.
00:57:23A-dink-a-dee.
00:57:25A-dink-a-doo.
00:57:27A-dink-a-dee.
00:57:31There's a little bit of Bing Crosby in me.
00:57:34So you won't talk, huh?
00:57:36Eskimo belt up in Iceland.
00:57:41A-ringing their old paradise land.
00:57:48Singing ink.
00:57:51A-dink-a-dee.
00:57:53A-dink-a-doo.
00:57:55A-dink-a-dee.
00:57:58Simply mean ink.
00:58:00A-dink-a-dee.
00:58:01Hey, that'll do.
00:58:02That'll do.
00:58:03Oh, you're nuts.
00:58:04Get your inky-dinky-doo out of here.
00:58:09Gee, Mom, I wished you'd have telegraphed or something.
00:58:13I'd have met you at the train.
00:58:22What's the matter, son?
00:58:24Oh, nothing.
00:58:26I had to go out last night and I didn't get in until kind of late.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:32I put you to bed.
00:58:37You put me to bed?
00:58:40Mm-hmm.
00:58:42And I've never seen a more thorough, rip-snorting jag since I walked out on your father.
00:58:48Gosh, Mom, I'm sorry you saw me that way.
00:58:53What a fella has to have some fun.
00:58:56I'm a big shot now, Mom.
00:58:58I'm the champ.
00:58:59You're the champ, all right.
00:59:01Well, I'm not the kid from the sticks anymore.
00:59:03You're right.
00:59:07Oh, gee, Mom, everything's fine on us.
00:59:10I'm making plenty of dough and I can do a lot for you.
00:59:13I'm in love with a wonderful girl.
00:59:15Just wait till you see Nina.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:19I've seen her picture.
00:59:20Isn't she a wow?
00:59:24She's a couple of wows.
00:59:30What about Ann?
00:59:32Oh, that's different.
00:59:34That was before I was the champ.
00:59:36I've changed now on a lot of things.
00:59:38Nina's crazy about me.
00:59:40So is Ann crazy about you.
00:59:42Well, Ann was a swell girl back home.
00:59:46Son, Ann's a swell girl anyplace.
00:59:51Oh, maybe it's a good thing for Ann.
00:59:54Now that I'm different, she might not like me anymore.
00:59:59Well, I'm not so stuck on you myself.
01:00:10Oh, good morning, now.
01:00:11Yeah, but it must be raining somewhere.
01:00:13What's the matter?
01:00:14Explain that before I swoon insensible before your very eyes.
01:00:19Is that the truth?
01:00:21Yeah, that's true.
01:00:22Well, I'm a monkey's uncle.
01:00:24That's got nothing to do with it.
01:00:26What's true?
01:00:27I hope it was a tissue of lies.
01:00:29That barracuda's that wise.
01:00:31Forcing you into a match with McSwatt.
01:00:33And you agreeing to it without consulting me, your manager.
01:00:37You may be my manager, but I'm doing the fighting.
01:00:39Listen to that.
01:00:40Say, you boys get along swell, don't you?
01:00:42You haven't heard nothing.
01:00:44It's mutiny, that's what it is, mutiny.
01:00:48Hello?
01:00:49Just a moment.
01:00:51It's for you, Mrs. Palooka.
01:00:54Hello?
01:00:55Hello?
01:00:57Oh, yes, send her right up.
01:00:59I've been expecting her.
01:01:04Who was it, Mom?
01:01:06Somebody I've got a lot to say to.
01:01:09You've got to listen to me, Joe.
01:01:11There's more in this than meets the eye.
01:01:13Ah, go get dressed and stop shooting off your face.
01:01:15I don't even wash until you answer to the voice of reason.
01:01:21Oh, come in.
01:01:26How do you do?
01:01:28I'm Nina Madeo.
01:01:30Oh, yes?
01:01:32I'm Joe's mother.
01:01:34I was so delighted when you telephoned me this morning
01:01:36and asked me to call.
01:01:38You see, I've been so very anxious to meet you.
01:01:40Sweet of you.
01:01:42I've been so anxious to meet you.
01:01:45Won't you sit down?
01:01:51You have a cigarette?
01:01:53Oh, no, no, thanks.
01:01:55I never smoke.
01:01:57May I offer you a drink?
01:01:59Oh, no, no, thanks.
01:02:01There's one thing I never touch.
01:02:06I noticed that.
01:02:08I understand that you're in love with my son.
01:02:11Well, he's everything in the world to me.
01:02:14That's why I wanted to see you.
01:02:17I want you to give him up.
01:02:20Oh.
01:02:22But you see, I love him.
01:02:24Now, get this, kid.
01:02:26I know dames like you.
01:02:28I've had a whole row behind me.
01:02:30Why?
01:02:32I don't understand you.
01:02:34Listen to me, you little tramp.
01:02:36You call me a tramp?
01:02:38I call you worse than that.
01:02:40Only I'm a lady.
01:02:42Yeah?
01:02:44Yeah.
01:02:46Now, get this.
01:02:48This boy of mine is good and clean,
01:02:50something that you've never met before.
01:02:52I'll have to wipe up the floor with you.
01:02:54Well, I love him.
01:02:56And I won't give him up.
01:02:58Can that.
01:03:00I'm on to all the tricks.
01:03:03Now, you get out.
01:03:08All right, I get out.
01:03:10But whether you like it or not,
01:03:12I'm going to see Joe.
01:03:14Because, you see,
01:03:16I got what it takes to hold him.
01:03:18Well, you take it out.
01:03:23So you're all set on digging your own grave, huh?
01:03:26On committing professional suicide.
01:03:28Ah, you talk as if I didn't have a chance to win.
01:03:33Joe, I'm going to spill something
01:03:35that I've been concealing from you.
01:03:37You ain't got a chance.
01:03:39Ah, you're crazy.
01:03:41I knocked him out once, didn't I?
01:03:43You think you knocked him out.
01:03:45What really happened, McSweat came into that ring,
01:03:47stood to the gills.
01:03:49You didn't knock him out.
01:03:50I don't believe it.
01:03:52What about those other fights?
01:03:54They were all set-ups, hand-picked.
01:03:56I personally paid every one of them to lay down.
01:03:59If I believed that, I'd knock you lopsided.
01:04:01But you're talking a lot of hooey.
01:04:03I'm the champ.
01:04:05Joe, listen to me, would I lie to you?
01:04:07No, you're just wasting your time, Nobby.
01:04:09I'm going to fight McSweat, and that's that.
01:04:11You're going to fight McSweat.
01:04:13And my gold mine turns to what?
01:04:15Dust and ashes.
01:04:16Dust and ashes.
01:04:18Come on, be a regular guy.
01:04:20We're all reporters.
01:04:22We want a story about that fight
01:04:24in the Paradise Club last night.
01:04:26I don't know anything about it.
01:04:28Hey, don't push, will you, brother?
01:04:30Take it easy.
01:04:32Hello, Whitey.
01:04:34How about a story on Palookan,
01:04:36that Nina Madera day?
01:04:38Hey, is the champ in?
01:04:40Didn't you hear me tell you it's not this hotel?
01:04:42Yeah, but I'm his father.
01:04:44Pete Palookan?
01:04:46Sure enough.
01:04:48Hello, Pete, how are you?
01:04:50Okay, just a moment.
01:04:52Thanks.
01:04:54907, Mr. Palooka to see Mr. Palooka.
01:04:56Who?
01:04:58Send him up.
01:05:00Thanks.
01:05:02Go right up, Sweet 907.
01:05:04Thanks.
01:05:06Say, he used to be a great fighter.
01:05:08He used to be champ.
01:05:10He's kind of down now.
01:05:17Well, maybe we'll both get a shock.
01:05:29Come in.
01:05:39Hiya, ma'am.
01:05:42You remembered the name.
01:05:44Oh, I never forgot you.
01:05:46Gee, you're looking swell.
01:05:48You're looking pretty good yourself.
01:05:50You ain't changed a bit.
01:05:52Oh, the same old blondie, Pete.
01:05:54You've been practicing that a long time.
01:05:56Oh, I changed, though.
01:05:58Yeah, a lot of water's passed under the bridge.
01:06:00Oh, no.
01:06:02No water ever passed under your bridge.
01:06:04Not while you were able to bend an elbow.
01:06:06Good old name.
01:06:08Still picking on me.
01:06:10Seems like old times.
01:06:11This reunion is kind of sudden, Pete.
01:06:13What's the big idea?
01:06:15Oh, I wanted to see you.
01:06:17And I got a son I wanted to see, too.
01:06:21What a memory.
01:06:23Yeah, I know.
01:06:25Yeah, I was pretty bad dice.
01:06:27I don't blame you for shaking me.
01:06:29But I would like to see Joey, if you don't mind.
01:06:34Well, I guess you got a right to.
01:06:37You're his father.
01:06:38So I've always understood.
01:06:42Where is he?
01:06:44He's in there.
01:06:48We ought to be proud of that kid.
01:06:51What do you mean, we?
01:07:03Hello, champ.
01:07:05Who is that?
01:07:06Well, I guess we don't have to exactly be introduced.
01:07:09My name's Pete Palooka.
01:07:14Pete Palooka?
01:07:16Yeah.
01:07:18I happen to be your old man.
01:07:24My dad?
01:07:26Kind of tough having to introduce yourself to your own kid.
01:07:28But I guess I deserve it.
01:07:30Well, what do you know about that?
01:07:33Gosh, I'm glad to see you, too.
01:07:34Gosh, I'm glad to see you, Dad.
01:07:36Are you, son?
01:07:38Sure, son.
01:07:40Say, I've been reading a lot about you.
01:07:42Mom's told me a lot about you, too.
01:07:44Yeah, we'll skip that.
01:07:46I just want you to know I'm proud of you, boy.
01:07:48You've done just what I wanted you to do.
01:07:50You won the championship.
01:07:52You're a great fighter.
01:07:54Yeah.
01:07:56There seems to be some argument about that.
01:07:58About what?
01:08:00Well, you see, Dad, I gave McSwatt a return match.
01:08:02And my manager says I ain't got a chance.
01:08:04He's crazy.
01:08:06Why, there never was a Palooka that couldn't fight.
01:08:08I've got to win this fight, Dad.
01:08:10You see, there's a girl I'm crazy about,
01:08:12and I've got to win for her.
01:08:14How would you like to have me train you?
01:08:16Would you?
01:08:18Sure!
01:08:20Oh, gee, Dad, that'd be great.
01:08:22Why, say, I'll teach you every trick I ever knew.
01:08:24You'll win the fight all right,
01:08:26and the girl will be proud to marry you.
01:08:28Just the same as your mother was proud to marry...
01:08:30Well, we'll skip that, too.
01:08:32It'd be great working with you.
01:08:34Sure!
01:08:36Oh, you don't know how glad I am to see you.
01:08:38You come back just at the right time.
01:08:40It's treason.
01:08:42That's what it is.
01:08:44Well, what's the matter with you?
01:08:46It's the articles for the fight with McSwatt.
01:08:48You don't want him to fight either, do you, Nobby?
01:08:50Not this particular fight.
01:08:52There's a reason.
01:08:54I've got reasons, too.
01:08:56Gee, what a thug.
01:08:58Come on out here, Dad, before we've got more room.
01:09:00Now show it to me again.
01:09:02See, and I'll catch you coming in.
01:09:04Now look out.
01:09:08Gee.
01:09:10You see?
01:09:12I think I got it.
01:09:14Hey, wait a minute.
01:09:16What are you doing in my chair?
01:09:18Oh, Dad, I want you to meet my manager.
01:09:20Nobby Waltz is the name.
01:09:22Glad to know you, Mr. Palooka.
01:09:24Likewise.
01:09:26Gee, Mom, Dad's going to train me for the fight.
01:09:28Ain't that swell?
01:09:30Oh, yes, swell.
01:09:32I'll come out of it with me here to train him.
01:09:34From now on, he listens to me.
01:09:36Well, if you won't protect him,
01:09:38I'll protect him myself.
01:09:40He don't sign this contract.
01:09:42No, you don't, now.
01:09:44I sign it right now.
01:09:46I won't sanctify the match.
01:09:48Now, you wait a minute, Nobby.
01:09:50A Palooka's word is a Palooka's word.
01:09:52Oh.
01:09:55Gee, ma'am, this is the kick of a lifetime.
01:09:57I got here just in time.
01:09:59Yeah.
01:10:00Just when I was pounding some sense into Joe's head,
01:10:02you have to come along and put the kibosh on it.
01:10:05Well, I don't understand.
01:10:07The kid's got me to train him now.
01:10:09You want him to win this fight, don't you?
01:10:11I don't want him to fight at all.
01:10:13No, but you see, he's in love with a girl
01:10:15that wants him to win.
01:10:17And I'm going to help him so we can both dance at his wedding.
01:10:19I don't want him to marry the girl.
01:10:21I want him to get out of the dirty racket.
01:10:23Now, hold on, ma'am.
01:10:25You ain't trying to tell the boy
01:10:27how to live his own life, are you?
01:10:28If he wants to marry, that's his business.
01:10:30And if he wants to fight, that's his business, too.
01:10:32He's got to fight. He can't help it.
01:10:34He's a chip off the old block.
01:10:36You mean a slice off the old ham.
01:10:43I predict a knockout in the first round, or maybe sooner.
01:10:46With the crown remaining in the brow of Joe Palooka.
01:10:48Look who trained him, good old Pete Palooka.
01:10:51And look who engineered the job.
01:10:53Now he lost. They want an oldie.
01:10:55Did you get that photographer?
01:10:56Now I ask you, gentlemen, can he lose?
01:10:59How are you, champ?
01:11:07160 on the dot.
01:11:09Will you step back there, champ,
01:11:11so I can get a shot of you and your father?
01:11:13I'll be there in a minute.
01:11:16Hello, sucker.
01:11:20You're five pounds overweight.
01:11:22What are you talking about?
01:11:24Get your foot off there.
01:11:26Trying to collect a forfeit, though, hey?
01:11:28Force of habit.
01:11:30For a minute I thought I was standing at Dinty's bar.
01:11:33Okay, big swat.
01:11:35Boys, will you stand back here for a group shot?
01:11:37Group shot.
01:11:38It's in the contract.
01:11:39Hiya, champ.
01:11:40Just line up by the desk, boys.
01:11:42What's the matter, Yokely, you scared?
01:11:44Yeah, I'm afraid I'll send you to the hospital.
01:11:46Better save the dough you make on this fight,
01:11:48because after tonight you'll be through.
01:11:50My day, we did our fighting in the ring.
01:11:51I wish it was your day so I could fight the both of you.
01:11:53Just idle chatter.
01:11:54Why, you look, I could spot you 20 years
01:11:56and beat you right now.
01:11:57Lay down, Santa Claus, you're her husband.
01:11:59Knock me out, that monkey.
01:12:01There's no time or place for this thing.
01:12:02Save him for me, Dad.
01:12:04Yeah, after tonight,
01:12:05that two-timing game of yours won't recognize you.
01:12:07Well, you dirty no-good.
01:12:08Ready?
01:12:11Thanks.
01:12:12Rats!
01:12:13Don't panic.
01:12:14Let's go.
01:12:15Let's go.
01:12:16Let's go.
01:12:17Let's go.
01:12:18Let's go.
01:12:20Howdy, champ.
01:12:21Howdy, champ.
01:12:22You're great.
01:12:23See you later, champ.
01:12:24Okay, Nobby.
01:12:25Any mail?
01:12:26Good afternoon.
01:12:27Here comes Blacky Wolf.
01:12:29What a chiseler.
01:12:30How I'd love to cross him.
01:12:32Why, he's as square as a neg.
01:12:34Hello, Blacky.
01:12:35I was just boosting you.
01:12:36Hello, Nobby.
01:12:37You betting on the fights?
01:12:38That's just what I want to see you about.
01:12:40There's a lot of that McSwat money going around.
01:12:42You know me, Nobby.
01:12:43I don't bet unless it's a sure thing.
01:12:46Are you positive Palooka will win?
01:12:47Sure.
01:12:48It's a cinch.
01:12:49The old man has been training him.
01:12:50He's in the pink.
01:12:52In fact, it's in the bag.
01:12:54That's all I want to know.
01:12:56You know the land ain't the five on the champ.
01:12:58You can even lay two to one.
01:13:00And it won't be gambling.
01:13:01It'll be highway robbery.
01:13:02I'm betting 10 G's on him myself.
01:13:0410,000.
01:13:06Well, I'm going down to see Coakley,
01:13:07and I'm going to give him 20 grand to bet for me
01:13:09a two to one on Palooka.
01:13:11And if you hear of anybody that wants to bet on McSwat,
01:13:14send him around, and I'll take care of it.
01:13:15OK, Blackie.
01:13:17See you later.
01:13:18Come on, Slug.
01:13:24Hey, did you bet $10,000 on Palooka?
01:13:27Certainly not.
01:13:28I'm going to bet on McSwat.
01:13:30McSwat?
01:13:31I want you to go down to see Coakley,
01:13:33and bet our end of the poise on Palooka.
01:13:36To lose.
01:13:38Why, that Blackie wolf would rub you out for a nickel.
01:13:41You'd better not croak.
01:13:42For 20 G's, I'd cross the ocean in a paper bag.
01:13:45Get going and place that bet.
01:13:47I hope you know what you're doing.
01:13:49Obey orders.
01:13:52Do I know what I'm doing?
01:14:09The end of the poise.
01:14:11There's Joe.
01:14:13Yeah, and there's his father.
01:14:15Oh, I'd love to meet him.
01:14:17He's not the kind of a man you meet every day.
01:14:19What do you mean?
01:14:20Well, I'm his wife.
01:14:21I've only met him once in 20 years.
01:14:26How are you, Nina?
01:14:27Hello, baby.
01:14:28Now, listen.
01:14:29Why, he's a saint.
01:14:30He got a glass chin.
01:14:31Wait a minute.
01:14:32I want to give you a kiss for good luck.
01:14:34And?
01:14:35Want some soda pop?
01:14:37Break it up.
01:14:38Break it up.
01:14:39Go on up there, champ.
01:14:40Oh, mind your own business.
01:14:41That is my business.
01:14:42Is that so?
01:14:50Ladies and gentlemen.
01:14:53Oh, I've never been to a prize fight before.
01:14:56It's exciting, isn't it?
01:14:57Oh, don't you hope he wins?
01:14:59No.
01:15:00I just hope he doesn't get hurt.
01:15:02Introducing the challengers.
01:15:04Al McSwatt!
01:15:11And in this corner,
01:15:14the middleweight champion of the world,
01:15:18Joe Palooka!
01:15:26Get ready.
01:15:29He's great.
01:15:31Come on.
01:15:32He's great.
01:15:33Come on.
01:15:48These old folks of yours give me a lot of confidence.
01:15:50Remember, son, they ain't never touched a canvas.
01:15:52And they ain't going to now.
01:15:53Don't throw that car screw until I give you the office.
01:15:55Okay, Dad.
01:16:02Yeah!
01:16:12Come on, Joe.
01:16:13Finish him in the first round so we can go home early.
01:16:28Joe, give him the one-two.
01:16:30Into a bun, sir.
01:16:32Hey, don't forget who you're betting on.
01:16:36I'm going to delineate.
01:16:38If Palooka loses, I win plenty.
01:16:40But I'll never live to collect it.
01:16:49Hey, husband.
01:16:51I still wish I had you both in here.
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01:20:13Come on, Sandy.
01:20:14You're doing great.
01:20:15Don't you believe him, kid?
01:20:16The gal saved you.
01:20:17If I see you taking any more punishment, I'm going to throw in the towel.
01:20:18Don't you know it, Dad?
01:20:19I'm all right.
01:20:20I can beat him.
01:20:21He'd been close'd so get to his stomachie, hey?
01:20:22All right, then son.
01:20:23Well, what do you suppose happened?
01:20:29Well, how should I know?
01:20:30Well, aren't you nervous?
01:20:33No.
01:20:34I always take my exercise this way.
01:20:35Oh, come on, Max.
01:20:36Let's kill him.
01:20:37Finish him, so we all can go home.
01:20:38Gee, you'd better throw the towel.
01:20:39He hasn't got a chance.
01:20:40You'll be doing it.
01:20:41I'll do it.
01:20:42I'll do it.
01:20:43I'll do it.
01:20:44I'll do it.
01:20:45I'll do it.
01:20:46I'll do it.
01:20:47I'll do it.
01:20:48I'll do it.
01:20:49I'll do it.
01:20:50I'll do it.
01:20:51I'll do it.
01:20:52He hasn't got a chance.
01:20:53You'll be doing him a favor.
01:20:54I can't.
01:20:55I promise George I wouldn't.
01:20:56Throw the towel out.
01:20:57If you don't throw it in, I will.
01:21:03Oh, you'll kill him.
01:21:06Why, you took the voice out of my mouth.
01:21:08All right, what do you have to go on about?
01:21:22Give him the money again.
01:21:23So the hook is a chance, eh?
01:21:24It's a real chance.
01:21:25So you taught that punk everything you know, eh?
01:21:27Everything but this.
01:21:29Yeah, who do you think you're hitting?
01:21:31What's up there?
01:21:32Hey, what's the big idea?
01:21:33Why did you have to hit him?
01:21:36Hey, what's the big idea?
01:21:38How do you feel?
01:21:39Are you all right?
01:21:40You're all right.
01:21:41Are you all right?
01:21:42Hey, are you all right?
01:21:43That's the way to hit him, son.
01:21:45Hey, look out.
01:21:47Four of your times are quicker.
01:21:48It comes to me enough twice.
01:21:50Then you hit him so hard he bounced.
01:21:51I couldn't have done it better myself.
01:21:53I never knew it was so easy.
01:21:55Joe, you won?
01:21:58Huh?
01:22:00You're still champion?
01:22:03No, Mom.
01:22:05I lost.
01:22:09Congratulations, son.
01:22:12Nobby was right.
01:22:13I'm just a bust.
01:22:14Snap out of it.
01:22:15You put up a great battle.
01:22:16You've got nothing to be ashamed of.
01:22:18But your mother's right.
01:22:19Fighting's a tough racket.
01:22:20You're better off out of it.
01:22:21It took you 30 years to find it out.
01:22:23Are you hurt, Joe?
01:22:25No, Mom.
01:22:26Not much.
01:22:28Joe, this is the happiest moment of my life.
01:22:46Well, ma'am, you ought to be happy.
01:22:48You got your boy back, and it looks like smooth sailing ahead.
01:22:51So I guess I'll shove off.
01:22:53She's waiting for me.
01:22:55What?
01:22:56Another blonde?
01:22:57No, Marianne.
01:22:59My ship.
01:23:00Oh.
01:23:02You must love the ocean.
01:23:04Well, not exactly.
01:23:06I'm always looking for something to better myself.
01:23:08Have you got a proposition to offer?
01:23:10Gee, but you look nice, Sam.
01:23:13You look twice as good as you ever did,
01:23:15and I can only see you with one eye.
01:23:17Oh, I...
01:23:20I'm awfully sorry, Joey.
01:23:22Perhaps your sweetheart will bathe it for you.
01:23:25I wish she would.
01:23:27Why don't you ask her?
01:23:30Well, will you?
01:23:35Oh.
01:23:42Joey.
01:23:43Where is he?
01:23:44Where's Joe?
01:23:45Joe!
01:23:46Joe!
01:23:48Mom wants me.
01:23:51I got a happy message for you.
01:23:52Well, where's Navi?
01:23:53Read that.
01:23:54It'll explain everything.
01:23:59Dear ex-champ,
01:24:01I am on my way to a hideout.
01:24:03How humiliating.
01:24:05I just got through triple-crossing a double-crosser.
01:24:08I hope you won't get sore at me,
01:24:10but I realized you couldn't beat McSwatt,
01:24:12so I bet your end of the poise on him.
01:24:16I'm enclosing the winnings.
01:24:18Take it.
01:24:19Yours, your loving ex-manager, Navi.
01:24:23P.S.
01:24:24Please excuse writing as I'm writing while running.
01:24:45Joe!
01:24:47Well, Navi, yo!
01:24:50Hiya, Spooky!
01:24:51Hey, Mom!
01:24:52Dad!
01:24:53Ann!
01:24:54Look who's here, will you?
01:24:55Gee, I'm glad you're doing fine.
01:24:56Oh, I'm doing fair.
01:24:57What are you doing, Navi?
01:24:58Why, I'm McSwatt's manager.
01:25:00No!
01:25:01Yes!
01:25:02How are you, Ann?
01:25:03Mom!
01:25:04Navi, how are you?
01:25:05How are you, honey?
01:25:07I want you to meet the wife.
01:25:08What?
01:25:09Come, dear.
01:25:11Be careful.
01:25:12Hello, Nina.
01:25:13Hello, everybody.
01:25:16Hiya, Nina.
01:25:17Take a peek.
01:25:18What is it?
01:25:19Come on, Junior.
01:25:21Say something to Daddy.
01:25:26Say something to Daddy.
01:25:30Daddy.
01:25:31Daddy.
01:25:32Daddy.
01:25:33Daddy.
01:25:34Daddy.
01:25:35Daddy.
01:25:36Daddy.
01:25:37Daddy.
01:25:38Daddy.
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