Monster Legend: Kappa

The dreaded butthole vampire known as the Kappa has terrorized anuses since the beginning of time. Yet, there is more to these water-dwelling blood-suckers than meets the eye. Kappa are known to have gifted ancient Japan with all its medical knowledge and are also sometimes documented as guardians. Not only can a Kappa be bargained with, but if you have a cucumber, then a Kappa will become your best friend instantly.