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01:29We'll be right out.
01:32Hurry up, Therese. The horses are frothing.
01:34Well, snap it up, Paula.
01:35Hold still, baby.
01:37Well, we're going to be late.
01:39She never goes to Montegross.
01:40She squirts seltzer bottles. Watch her.
01:42And in love with that young man, be sure that she's home by two.
01:46Remember, we're sailing in the morning.
01:47You just leave her to me, Mrs. Campbell.
01:49Mrs. Campbell?
01:50Oh, we're sisters.
01:52It's worrying that gives her that motherly look.
01:54Now behave yourself, or I'll come along as chaperone.
01:57Oh, why don't you, Paula?
01:58Go ahead, Paula.
01:59If you'd swing on a chandelier once in your life,
02:01maybe you'd forget this trip to the islands.
02:03Oh, don't be silly, Burton.
02:04I've got my work to do.
02:05Oh, Paula.
02:06Goodbye, goodbye.
02:07Mmm, me too.
02:08Oh, no.
02:10Goodbye.
02:11Goodbye.
02:15Crazy youngsters.
02:17As one old greybeard to another, what do you do for your rheumatism?
02:20Burton, you came here only to settle my business.
02:23As your godfather, I have some rights, and you worry me, Paula.
02:26We'll stick to business.
02:27All right.
02:28All right.
02:29Here's a bill of sale for the house and furnishings.
02:31Sign here and here.
02:33Yes.
02:34Oh, by the way, will this forwarding address reach you all right?
02:36Just Miss Paula Campbell, care of American Medical Research, Haiti?
02:39Yes, that'll reach me.
02:40Over and above traveling expenses, you have $5,000 left.
02:43I'll draw on that as I need it.
02:46Oh.
02:47Oh.
02:48Oh.
02:49Oh.
02:50Oh.
02:51I never.
02:52Oh.
02:53Oh.
02:54Oh.
02:55Oh.
02:56Oh.
02:57Oh.
02:58Oh.
02:59Oh.
03:00Oh.
03:01Well.
03:02Well.
03:03Who's the lady?
03:04Oh, that's my little Paula.
03:06And Paula, this is, uh, what's your name?
03:09McMasters.
03:10I never heard of you.
03:12Stop it.
03:13Stop it.
03:14Stop it! Stop it!
03:16It's time you two were in bed.
03:18Why, Paula!
03:19Oh, uh, well, I didn't mean...
03:22Come here. Come here!
03:24Now, you'll just have to go. That's all there is to it, mister.
03:26Please.
03:27Well, where'd the man go?
03:29The nice man.
03:31Where's the nice man?
03:32Oh, Clarice.
03:34Come on, nice man. Come on.
03:37What is it with me, Paula?
03:38Every time I meet a nice man, poof!
03:40He disappears.
03:41Now, Clarice, where have you been?
03:44Look, I brought you something.
03:46See?
03:48Now, baby, are you sure you didn't get in any trouble?
03:51Oh, no, no, no trouble.
03:53First, we all went to the Oglethorpe...
03:55We all went to the Oglethorpe for supper.
03:57Yes.
03:58And then we got dancing at the Bell Tavern.
04:00And then we got married.
04:01And then we all went for breakfast.
04:02What did you say?
04:03And then we all went for breakfast.
04:05No, before that.
04:06We got married.
04:07Oh, Clarice, you are married.
04:08I know, right before breakfast.
04:11Clarice, you were married six months ago in New York.
04:14Don't you remember Mr. Michael Andrews?
04:16Where is Mike?
04:18I want to talk to Mike.
04:19I'm taking you out of the country to get you away from him.
04:21Now you sit up here.
04:22You know, all this yelling ain't helping me get to sleep any faster, Paula.
04:26I'm tired.
04:27Oh, Clarice, this is bigamy.
04:29Was it that Mr. McMasters?
04:31Mr. McMaster?
04:32Oh, no.
04:34No.
04:35Well, who was it?
04:36Who do you think?
04:37Who do you think, Paula?
04:39A millionaire.
04:40A millionaire.
04:42Clarice.
04:43Oh, Clarice.
04:46Oh, dear.
04:56Uh, Mr. Williams, please.
04:58Oh, Burton.
04:59Paula.
05:00What can they do to a bigamist?
05:02A bigamist?
05:03Well, can they send her to jail?
05:06Not more than 10 years.
05:08Oh, Burton, you've got to come over here right away.
05:11But it's just around the corner.
05:12Can't you run?
05:13Rush.
05:14Hurry.
05:23Miss Kendall, please.
05:24I'm Miss Kendall.
05:25Indeed.
05:26You look surprisingly well for the morning after a monograph.
05:29What's that?
05:30I beg your pardon.
05:31My name's Howells.
05:32I represent the man you married last night.
05:41I'm afraid there must be some mistake.
05:43Exactly the way I feel about it.
05:45That's why I'm here.
05:46Oh, Mr. Howells, please take this chair.
05:50Uh, where is that, uh, Mr., um, what is his name?
05:54Your husband's name, young lady, is Stephen Cormack.
05:57You don't mean Stephen D. Cormack.
05:59Stephen Dorchester Cormack.
06:01He left an hour ago on his yacht for Valparaiso.
06:03Oh, but he can't.
06:04I've got to talk to him.
06:05Doesn't he realize what happened?
06:07I'm here to handle the matter for him.
06:09Oh, but you can't.
06:11You're the only one that can do anything.
06:13Miss Kendall, I've been handling Mr. Cormack's mistakes for years,
06:16ever since his wife died.
06:18I believe I'm competent.
06:20In the case of the usual broken heart,
06:22I'm accustomed to paying $3,000.
06:24Since this is marriage, I'm willing to go to $5,000.
06:27You can have your check immediately,
06:29and I'll handle the divorce.
06:30Divorce?
06:31Why, yes.
06:32We're ready to let you sue on the grounds of desertion.
06:34We believe that would be the fairest way to handle the matter.
06:37All right.
06:38Excuse me.
06:56Burton, this is Mr. Howells.
06:58He's ready to arrange a divorce.
07:00How dare you?
07:01How dare I what?
07:02Burton!
07:03You don't know whom you're dealing with, my man.
07:04Miss Kendall is a lady.
07:05She married her husband because she loves him,
07:07and didn't you?
07:08Well, you know perfectly well that I...
07:09Why, of course I do.
07:10What do you mean by trying to buy her good name,
07:13to break up her marriage?
07:15It's insulting.
07:16If I were 20 years younger...
07:17Burton, stop it.
07:18You know this is the only way out.
07:19No, my dear.
07:20I can't allow you to sacrifice yourself.
07:22I have a feeling...
07:23Please.
07:24I have nothing more to say to you.
07:25Well, that's a relief.
07:28You have my offer.
07:29When you will see me again,
07:31without this belligerent little gentleman,
07:33I shall be waiting at the Ambassador, Miss Kendall.
07:36Mrs. Cormack.
07:44Well, now you've done it.
07:46Haven't I?
07:47And just in the nick of time.
07:50Did he see Clarice?
07:51No.
07:52Then give me a hand.
07:53We've got to get her out of here.
07:54Burton, have you gone mad?
07:55Howell is ready to give us the divorce.
07:57Not if I can help it.
07:58Suing for divorce is the surest way
07:59of sending Clarice to prison.
08:01Why?
08:02Clarice has committed a crime.
08:03She's married two men.
08:04One, two.
08:06We can't touch last night's marriage
08:07because that would show her to be a bigamist.
08:09Then off she'd go for ten long years.
08:11Then what can we do?
08:12Get hold of husband number one, Michael Andrews.
08:14We've got to get that marriage annulled.
08:16Do you understand?
08:17Well, I'm beginning to.
08:18Then help me get her on her feet,
08:19down to the boat and out of the country.
08:24Burton, she can't leave the country.
08:25Howell will get suspicious.
08:27No, that's our only piece of luck.
08:29He thinks you're the one that married Cormack.
08:31You'll stay behind.
08:32Oh.
08:33Burton!
08:35You're not asking me to act as that man's wife.
08:37You'll have to.
08:38I can't.
08:39I don't know how.
08:40Well, it won't take any experience, Paula.
08:42He's out of the country.
08:43You'll never see him.
08:44Oh, even so, I...
08:45Oh, I, I, I...
08:46Do you want to see this child go to jail?
08:48No.
08:49Well, then get her bags.
08:50Call a taxi.
08:52Oh, I can't.
08:53Mister, if you don't stop flirting with me,
08:55I'm going to call a cop.
08:56Oh, no cop.
08:57I'll get a taxi.
08:58You remember Uncle Burton, don't you?
09:00Yeah.
09:02Now, my dear.
09:03Well, she's gone.
09:04For the time being, she's safe.
09:06Now, who are you?
09:07I'm...
09:08You're Clarice.
09:09You're very gay.
09:10You're going to dress like her.
09:12Come now, what else?
09:13Well, I'm going to call Mr. Howells,
09:15and I'm going to tell him I'm ready to take my place
09:17in the Cormack home and be a model wife.
09:20You're going to do all that?
09:22Yes.
09:23Well, I'm going to tell him I'm ready to take my place
09:25in the Cormack home and be a model wife.
09:28You're going to do all that?
09:29Yes.
09:30You're going to do everything you can to prevent them
09:32from starting a divorce.
09:33That could be fatal.
09:34Yes, but how far is Valparaiso?
09:37Now, don't worry about Cormack.
09:39Before he even thinks of returning,
09:40I'll get hold of Andrews, and we'll have our annulment.
09:43Yes, but are you sure that you're positive you can get it?
09:46For any one of a number of good reasons.
09:48Andrews may be slightly colored or insane.
09:50But he isn't.
09:51Well, then we'll pay him to write a letter
09:53that will serve as evidence that the marriage was a fraud.
09:56That doesn't sound quite within the law.
09:58It isn't.
09:59Neither is posing as Mrs. Cormack.
10:01But that's just what you're going to do.
10:07Now, Paula, make that call.
10:09Burton, you're a very dishonest old gentleman.
10:12Paula, you're practically an adventurous.
10:14Oh, dear.
10:18Ambassador Hotel.
10:23Yes?
10:24Miss Kendall?
10:25I beg your pardon.
10:26Mrs. Cormack.
10:28Are you ready to accept my proposition?
10:30I insist on taking my position as Mrs. Cormack.
10:33You intend to take up your residence
10:35in the Long Island home?
10:37Very well.
10:38Then let me tell you something.
10:42No.
10:43How many?
10:46Nevertheless, when you're ready to take me home,
10:48I'm ready to go.
10:50Attagirl, Paula.
10:51I'm the mother of two children.
10:54Alfred.
10:56The children I was telling you about.
10:59Patricia, Henry, this is your new mother.
11:02How do you do?
11:03We're going to be good friends, aren't we?
11:05No.
11:06No.
11:07Well, uh.
11:09Oh.
11:10Alfred, what is this?
11:12Excuse me, sir, but we were just preparing a reception
11:16for Mrs. Cormack, so to speak.
11:18Oh, please don't bother.
11:20I don't want you to make a fuss about it.
11:22I don't want you to make a fuss over me.
11:24No, ma'am, we won't.
11:25That's right.
11:26I just want to take things as they come.
11:28No, ma'am, we won't let you do that either.
11:30We're not going to let you take a thing.
11:31So you can get right out and start looking
11:33for some other poor old man to be fuddled.
11:35What's that?
11:36Try moving into someone else's.
11:37Move out with his bankroll.
11:39But you won't do it here.
11:40Why, you.
11:45Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:52Oh.
12:02Here we are.
12:03Blackjack.
12:04In my opinion, the finest 2-year-old in the country.
12:07I don't want your opinion on horses.
12:09I want your help for Clarice.
12:10Let's stick to the point.
12:11I'm right on the point, Mr. Williams.
12:13You see, this year Blackjack will be carrying
12:15all the smart money
12:17which personally, I haven't any.
12:19Oh, pardon me.
12:21perfectly willing to pay you $1,000. Pardon you, I adore you it's going to be a
12:26pleasure to help Clarice. Now what was it you wanted me to do? Just write that
12:30letter. Date it before your marriage. Tell her you're a Duke and willing to
12:40throw your entire fortune at her feet. Funny I might have told her that very
12:44thing too. By the way, who did you say she married? Stephen Cormack. D? D. And if
12:50accepted her sister Paula into the court. Count on that much longer. The children
12:53resent her. They'd do anything to get her out of the house. It's going to be a
12:57great pleasure to help Clarice. What about the letter? I'm going to give Paula a letter
13:06personally. But the money's right here. You want to bet on that horse don't you?
13:11Bet on it Mr. Williams. I'm going to buy it. I beg your pardon. I would like to see
13:19Master Henry and Mrs. Patricia please. Hello? Do you mean us? I do. May I see you in
13:27private please? Sure, come on in. Never mind, I won't be long.
13:38Michael D. Dimitri. Andrews. I've come to warn you. What? You have a leech in this
13:47house. A viper. A scorpion. You from the exterminating company? Of course not. I'm
13:53talking about that woman your father married. She's this. Before she wrecks your life as
13:57she wrecked mine. Get rid of her. Could they? Hey wait a minute. One second. Do you know
14:02her? No. She was dazzled by me. She followed me to the Alps, to the Riviera, to the Monte
14:07Carlo. She would still be following me. No. You mean it? But she took every penny I had.
14:13She'll be avoiding you too. Get rid of her. Could they? Don't go. Look, we can't get rid of her, but you can help us
14:20Mr. Andrews. You said she followed you. If I wished it, one snap of my fingers and she'd come running
14:26like a little poodle. Would you consider snapping them just to help us out? I never wish to see that
14:33lady again. Could they? We're willing to pay you. What's that? Don't be offended Mr. Andrews. He
14:37didn't mean it. Oh, I just thought he might get her out of the house. We couldn't expect him to do
14:42it for nothing. Could we? I could never do such a thing for pay. No, of course not. Certainly not. I would do it only for
14:48revenge and perhaps to get back what the lady took from me. We'll give it to you. Every penny of it. The $30,000, my dear
14:55children, the other least. $30,000? I don't think we could give you that much. Young man, same with me. I don't
15:04think I could ever face her again. Good day. Oh, well, we'll get the money. That is, if you're sure you can dazzle
15:11her. Is she different from any other woman? I dazzle them all. No. Pat, do you feel it? Huh? Yes, I think I do a little. But don't go by me.
15:24We can go by the lady herself. Just tell her that Michael Dimitri Andrews is here. She'll rush down and I'll give you whatever
15:29proof you want. If you'd hold her hand, that'd be something. I shall hold the lady's hand. And pinch her cheek. Would you sort of put
15:40your arm around her and whisper in her ear? I should even kiss the tips of her fingers, all five of them, that is, if it's a deal. It's a deal.
15:47If you can do it, we'll get the money. Send for her. Alfred? Yes, sir? Oh, there's a Mr. Michael Dimitri Andrews. I understand, sir.
15:59Is there some way you can watch? In the dining room, sir. Oh, I beg your pardon. He's right. Come on and we'll show you.
16:10Mr. Andrews, if you've come to give me the letter, where is it? Mr. Andrews, you promised me that letter.
16:34You need $30,000 to buy a horse? It's an out-and-out steal. But Mr. Andrews, what has Clarice got to do with a horse? I won't let you swindle those children.
16:54Look, they're watching us from the dining room. I don't care. I won't let you swindle those children. If you do as I tell you, I'll get my horse, you'll get the letter, the kid will get rid of you. I won't do it.
17:06Oh, you won't do it and Clarice will get 10 years. I'm smiling. That's better, that's much better. Now, come on, loosen up.
17:17Well, was I convincing? It was elegant, but... Oh, a credit? No, it's just the money. There'll be a slight delay. Oh, don't let that worry you. Let your children just let me have half tonight, the rest can wait.
17:42Five or six years? You see, we'll have to pay you out of our allowance. I didn't ask for a pension. I leave you with your new mother. Oh, I'm sick about this, Mr. Andrews, but we'll find a way. We'll do anything.
17:59Why, Mr. Andrews, still here? Yes, we've introduced ourselves, and from what your little daughter tells me, I'm afraid our dinner engagement is off. It's nothing, nothing serious. As long as little Patricia is so ill, I wouldn't consider taking her mother out of the house. I think she understands.
18:18Oh, wait a second! Don't go! Mr. Andrews, conditions might improve. Mrs. Cormack, for the sake of us all. Now, children... I'm sorry about that. Well, that's all right. Let's try being friends. If it's advice or sympathy you need, or a shoulder to cry on, well, here it is.
18:44Thanks, lady, but you can keep your shoulder. Be a little more considerate, young man. I was just trying to help your sister. She's not feeling very well. You needn't bother. It's nothing money won't cure. Money? Money. Well, there are all sorts of ways of getting money, if it's for a good cause. It's for a good cause, all right. A very, very good cause. A downright crusade, that's what. Well, then, by all means, let me join up, and I'll help you get it. Can you? If we stick together.
19:12We'll stick closer and gum, lady. That is, until we get the dough. Then it's simply a matter of liquidating your assets. Our what? Both hers jewelry cars. That's $10,123.32. Well, that's a start. What do you mean, a start? We've sold everything we've got. Except a couple of old ginger ale bottles. Oh, my, oh, my. What have you got to my, oh, my about? You haven't given up anything.
19:38I know, but, well, I'm as worried as if I were in trouble myself. Haven't you any old Ambrose or something? I'm afraid that if we add half that money by tonight, I know where I'll get the rest of it. You do? I'll look around and see if I can't find an Emerald. Stop here, please. I'll get that money and be right home. If she gets that money, she won't have any home. If. All right, driver.
20:08Hey. Well. What happened? Well, I was walking down Fifth Avenue and there in the gutter, what do you think? An Emerald. No. Let's see. Wow. We oughta thought of looking in the gutter. Oh, she's only kidding, aren't ya? Sure, she got this from Burton Williams. Who's he? Oh, um, he, well, he's just a man over at the American Security Bank. I borrowed the money in your name. Gee, thanks, Mrs., er, thanks a lot, lady.
20:36That's all right. Were there any messages for me? No, I don't. Sure. Uh, Mr. Andrews called. Everything's all right now. He's coming over to take you to dinner. Oh, I'd better rush.
20:50Good evening. Oh, hello. Come in. We want to see you. Miss Patricia. I'm so happy to hear you've gotten over your illness. Every penny of it.
21:02Fifteen thousand, correct? Mr. Andrews, how long do you think it will be before, you know, you snap your fingers? We don't want to rush you any, but we can have the rest of the money in two or three days.
21:13Two or three. Just let me see. Today she's weakening. Tomorrow she'll be anxious. Perfect. In three days, she'll be willing to follow me to the end of the earth. Hot diggity, right on schedule.
21:24Yes, but what are you going to do when you get her there? Drop her. Shh. Mr. Andrews, do your best to do your worst. The lady will come home completely dazzled.
21:40Dinner at the Ritz, the opera, and dancing at the Rainbow Room. Delightful.
21:51Shake. Not until she leaves for good, I won't. What chance has she got? Papa'll get our cable tonight, and in 24 hours he'll be home and we'll have the rest of our money. Maybe.
22:10No maybe about it. Wait till he sees her with Andrews. Eating at the Ritz, going to the opera, dancing at the Rainbow Room. Dazzle.
22:22Hello, George. Hello, Mr. Cormack. The car's right over here, sir. That's the boy. Hello, Pa. Hello, Hank. Hello, Pat. Boy, we're glad to see you.
22:45Oh, wait a minute. What's all this affection? We've decided you're a man that needs help. Now, what are you two politicians after? A new yacht, or did you stumble across something at a store window? Oh, no. Don't get us wrong. It's that woman.
22:58Well, well, it's a pleasure to welcome you, sir. Thank you, Alfred. Is Mrs. Cormack home? Oh, yes, sir. She came in just half an hour ago. Well, will you tell her? Let me get her. Come on, Steve.
23:10Oh, here you are, Alfred. Yes, sir. Thank you.
23:23Oh, Mrs. Cormack? Yes? There's a gentleman here to see you. Oh, tell Mr. Andrews I'll be right down. Just as you say.
23:39Oh, Steve, don't sit down. Stay on your toes. Yes, yes, of course.
23:47She'll be down in a jiffy. Thank you. This may help you.
24:10She's fainted. As gracefully as Pavlova. That was before your time.
24:23She's really very lovely. That's a beautiful mouth and those eyelashes. They're real.
24:32Well, aren't you going to do something? I should, shouldn't I? Get some help. Get some water.
24:54Hurry up with that water. We've got to bring her, too. Yes, by all means. I'd like to meet her.
24:58Say, Steve, didn't you meet her when you married her? Why, yes, of course. But I met so many people that night, it was all a little hasty and vague and hazy.
25:07Sounds like you got married in a fog. A high fog. They're bad in New Orleans.
25:12Hello. Hello. I'm Mr. Cormac. Oh, I'm, uh, I'm... Mrs. Cormac? Yes. How do you do? How do you do? It's silly of me to faint like that.
25:33Oh, it was beautiful to watch. I liked your eyelashes. They flutter. I don't think I ever fluttered before.
25:39You know as little about yourself as I do. I'm afraid, though. Maybe that's right. Well, then, let's both find out what you're like. We'll go somewhere and have dinner, maybe.
25:49She can't. She's got a date. Why, Patricia, what a silly notion. I can't spend the evening at home. You were going to sit around all night with your coat on?
25:58Oh, it was chilly. That's probably why I fainted. I'd better go up and rest. Yes, of course you're tired.
26:03I tell you what, I'll order dinner, and we'll have it together quietly in your room. We've got some important things for you to do. Since when do I have to do important things?
26:13Since we decided you're a helpless old man. Just forget that they ever said that. Go to bed. What? What? Run along, you're growing children.
26:24We're Cormac, and you said we've got to stick together. Yes, I know. We'll stick together some other time, but not now. Go ahead. Remember, it's the hours before 12 that count.
26:35Steve, we've got to talk to you alone. You don't know what's been going... Oh, this is no time for talk. It's your homecoming. It calls for celebration.
26:43You're tired. I'm fine. We celebrate. I'll dress. Won't be a minute.
26:55I want to speak to Mr. Andrews. We'd like to speak to Mr. Andrews. Mr. Michael Dimitri Andrews. Of course it's the same man. Get off the line.
27:07Hello, I've got... Get off the line, you. I've got to talk to Mr. Andrews. We've got to talk to Mr. Andrews. But who wants to speak to Mr. Andrews? I do.
27:16We do. Now look, we've been waiting here for hours. Will you please get off the line? But he's left the hotel. Good, he's on his way up here now.
27:25How long ago did he leave? He left for Chicago. Chicago? Chicago? Oh, I know he...
27:47Burton Williams, please. Oh, why must he be eating at a time like this? Don't tell me he was hungry. Do you know where he went? What restaurant? Have you the phone number? Do you know the address? Oh, just a minute.
28:05Fluttering and fainting. Why, she's got Steve half-ruined already. He hasn't got our resistance. He's weak-minded. One look at Andrews...
28:16would give your father strength, unquestionably. But Andrews is gone. Oh, and it's me brother-in-law, Grogan, him that's a private detective with the man to bring him back.
28:26Get Grogan. And until he finds Andrews, it's up to us to keep Steve from falling. If we have to hold him up with our bare hands. That's right.
28:33Supervisor, I'm not trying to be difficult. I merely asked information if... Well, never mind.
28:46I'm not upsetting any plans you've made. Oh, no. No.
28:52Where shall we dine? The Ritz? Waldorf? Oh, I'd prefer layman's health food and vegetarian lunch.
29:10Table for two. Roll your own, mister. Oh, thank you.
29:16Excuse me, ma'am. For a cup of coffee, could I tell you, fine upstanding citizens, one of the most remarkable incidents... Oh, no, please.
29:23If you'd only bear with me for a few moments... Some other time.
29:28Burton, here he is. I guess she means me, Stephen Cormack.
29:35Oh, dear, dear, dear. Don't let me interrupt you, Mr... Burton Williams.
29:39Would you mind getting me something to eat? I'd like some steak, some potatoes, some chicken, a little turkey, some soup and dessert.
29:47I'll get a little of everything. Excuse me.
29:52Oh, Burton. Keep calm. You're doing fine.
29:55It's not how I'm doing. It's Andrews. He's disappeared. Now you keep calm, please.
30:00He can't do that. I'll find him. I'll get him and bring him back here. Don't you be afraid.
30:04It's not Andrews I'm afraid of.
30:05Cormack? But he thinks you're his wife. We haven't a thing to worry us.
30:09We? Well, it'll only be for a week, a few days, maybe.
30:12Burton! But he won't know. I mean, you'll get used to it.
30:16You want me to get used to living in a house with a man who thinks he's my husband?
30:19No, no, that's impossible. Come on, let him find out about Clarice. We'll run for it.
30:25Oh, no, we can't. We can't.
30:27Burton, you've known me for a long time. Do you think I could take the chance?
30:32Well, you're practical too.
30:35I am. I'm sensible and practical.
30:38Got a good level head on your shoulders?
30:40Yes, sir.
30:42Just hold tight. You'll win through.
30:44I'll hold tight. I'll win through. I'll do it.
30:47Chicken and turkey were made of spinach. So I bought hamburgers. They're made of vegetables.
30:52Well, nothing here is what it seems to be. Congratulations.
30:57I've always hoped that some fine man would come along for this young lady.
30:59You're not going?
31:00Well, I have my work to do. And after all, your husband is your job.
31:04Oh, Burton.
31:06Goodbye.
31:08Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thoughtful, Roger.
31:31Good night.
31:33Good night.
32:00Good night.
32:30Good night.
32:49Would you like some help?
32:51Oh, yes. If...
32:53If you could shove this against there.
32:57That's easy.
33:01Like that?
33:03Yes, thank you. That'll do.
33:06For tonight.
33:09Good night.
33:11Good night.
33:30Good night.
34:01Well, darling, these three are my choice.
34:04It says the Isles of Greece are intoxicating.
34:07Old Normandy is quaint and the South Seas are glamorous.
34:11What do you think?
34:13I think Long Island is glamorous.
34:15Oh, but the place is infested with children.
34:18We can't be a real, proper, respectable couple without a honeymoon.
34:22Oh.
34:24Oh.
34:26Oh.
34:28Oh.
34:30I... I can't go on a honeymoon with you.
34:33Oh, well, I can't very well go by myself. I'd be conspicuous.
34:37We can't leave here. There's your work.
34:39You've just settled out the plan.
34:41Put new life in the whole organization.
34:43Well, then, we'll combine business with pleasure.
34:45I'll put Cormac's patent leathers on every Barefoot native we meet.
34:48Come on, what do you say? When do we leave?
34:50No.
34:51Why?
34:52Oh, just no, that's all.
34:54Well, is it because...
34:55Oh, please.
34:56No.
34:57Is it because we've only known each other a week?
34:59Hasn't that been long enough?
35:01It's been a lifetime.
35:03A kind of a life I never thought I'd live.
35:05And a kind of a life you don't like.
35:07Is that it?
35:08Oh, no. It's been exciting.
35:10It's been fun. It's been...
35:12Well, it's been happiness.
35:14Why can't we stretch that week into years?
35:16Forever.
35:19Why not?
35:21Now, just a minute. I'm the one that's asking the questions.
35:24Well, just this once, let me answer them.
35:25I want to see the Isles of Greece.
35:27I want to see old Normandy.
35:29The glamour of the South Sea.
35:31And I want to see them with you.
35:33And I'm going to say so.
35:34No matter what happens.
35:36Nothing's going to happen.
35:38For what, then?
35:39Mr. Cormac.
35:40You're a darling.
35:42Howell's is expecting these contracts at the plant.
35:44Very good, sir.
35:46Hello, hello, hello.
35:51Well, what's the matter with you two?
35:53Feeling feverish?
35:54It's not us, Steve.
35:56We want to talk to you about her.
35:58Oh.
36:00You think she's pretty nice, don't you?
36:02Well, conservatively, I do.
36:04You've got to admit she's been the making of you, Pop.
36:06I am a different man.
36:08Well, the whole house is different.
36:10She's been swell.
36:12And she's awfully pretty, too.
36:14Well, I've been hoping this would happen.
36:17I haven't been any too good a father since...
36:19Well, these past few years.
36:21But now this place is happy.
36:22Now it's a home.
36:24I feel, I feel alive.
36:26We're all together again, and she's responsible.
36:28It was pretty important that you like her.
36:30And I'm glad you do.
36:32Well, yeah.
36:34I like her fine, but...
36:36Go on, tell him, Hank.
36:38Well, I like her fine, too.
36:40Only, we know a man who says that...
36:43Yes?
36:45Well, he says he can lure her, sort of.
36:47He says he can run away with her,
36:49to the instance of a murder.
36:50He says he can run away with her,
36:52to the ends of the earth.
36:54Well, it's quite a statement, isn't it?
36:56Who is he?
36:58A gentleman by the name of Andrews.
37:00All he has to do is snap his fingers,
37:02and she comes running like a poodle.
37:04And he says if we can be up at the Red Swan Inn
37:06by midnight tonight with $15,000,
37:08well, we'll never see her again.
37:10And you were going to get this money,
37:12and give it to him?
37:14We can't get it, and you wouldn't want
37:16to give it to us, would you?
37:18Me? Not a cent.
37:20Of course.
37:27What are you worrying about now?
37:29Hmm? Oh, nothing, nothing.
37:31Not going through with it now,
37:33even if he does guarantee results.
37:35Sure, it isn't worth the money,
37:37even if she would have gone away with him.
37:40Yeah, I'd like to go on liking our lady,
37:43not even wondering if she would have.
37:46No.
37:48No, not even wondering.
37:50Oh, Alfred, would you please ask
37:52Mrs. Cormack to come down?
37:54Certainly, sir.
37:56$15,000.
37:58A snap of the fingers.
38:00A fine pair of meddlers you turned out to be.
38:04Well, in the beginning,
38:06it was just to save you from her.
38:08Why do you think I want her to be saved?
38:10She's everything I've ever wanted.
38:12She's beautiful.
38:14She's gracious.
38:16She's honest.
38:18She's left, sir.
38:20She's gone.
38:32Dear Mr. Cormack,
38:34please don't be offended at my leaving so suddenly.
38:36My aunt will keep you safely here.
38:39No matter what happens, I like you very much.
38:41That's all.
38:44Yes, no matter what happens to her aunt,
38:46she still likes me very much.
38:47Why, that makes everything all right.
38:49Sure, here we are worrying
38:51and all the time she's taking care of her aunt.
38:53I guess that Mr. Andrews isn't as good
38:55as he thought he was.
38:57There you are.
38:59You can give that to your Mr. Andrews.
39:01You can finish the deal.
39:03Steve, what are you going to do?
39:05I'm going upstairs and laugh myself sick.
39:09Gee, I didn't think he'd take it that hard.
39:12You could have seen he likes her.
39:14Pop hasn't made a mistake since she's been here.
39:15Has he?
39:17No.
39:19Maybe we went a little too far.
39:21Don't say we.
39:23You've ruined everything.
39:25Pop will go into another fog again
39:27and maybe meet another lady.
39:29Yeah, and she might be a thousand times worse.
39:31Of course she will.
39:33She couldn't be any better.
39:35There won't be any other lady.
39:37This one's staying.
39:39I'm going to ask her myself, personally.
39:41Won't do any good.
39:43Andrews will have her so fascinated
39:45he'll say,
39:47I can be pretty fascinating myself.
39:54Hello, where is everybody?
39:56What kind of a place is this, anyhow?
39:58Hello, surface.
40:00Where are you?
40:02Is everybody dead around here?
40:04Well, nobody died recently,
40:06but I ain't promising nothing.
40:08Never mind that.
40:10Have you any word for us?
40:12Well, I'd say it's just bothersome.
40:13No message for Patricia Cormack,
40:15is there any message for me?
40:17No.
40:19No message for Patricia Cormack, either?
40:21No, but I got a note here for Hank Cormack.
40:23Well, what is it?
40:25I'm Hank Cormack.
40:27Don't falsify that register.
40:29Mr. Michael Dmitri Andrews wants to know
40:31when you're going to arrive.
40:33Up on 703.
40:35Way up on the seventh floor?
40:37Shucks, no, the first.
40:44Mr. Andrews?
40:46Hello, Patricia, boss.
40:49Is she here?
40:51Room 704, as per agreement, COD.
40:54Now look, Mr. Andrews,
40:56if it was too much trouble getting her here...
40:58Think nothing of it, my boy.
41:00On an enterprise like this, I pour out my very soul.
41:02We don't want you to strain yourself any, Mr. Andrews.
41:04You have the check, no?
41:06No.
41:08The point is, Mr. Andrews, we're asking you, please,
41:10not to dazzle that lady anymore.
41:11Keep the money you've got.
41:13Only go away.
41:15The deal's off.
41:17You must be joking, my dear children.
41:19This is no such deal.
41:21You must understand,
41:23you can stop the ocean waves from waving,
41:25you can stop Niagara Falls from falling,
41:27but you cannot stop this lady from running away with me.
41:30Do you mean it?
41:32Of course, Patricia.
41:34Our deal must continue.
41:36Nothing doing.
41:38Let's get her out of here.
41:39I won't make any move.
41:41I'll stay right here like this.
41:43I'll do nothing but think and wish that she runs to me.
41:45She can't resist.
41:47She must run to me, no matter what you do.
41:51Stop looking at her, Pat.
41:53I don't want any trouble with you.
42:09Oh, I didn't expect this.
42:11This is a surprise.
42:13How do you feel?
42:15Is there a tug, like some power is pulling you?
42:17I know.
42:19Oh, unless you mean Hank here.
42:21She doesn't feel it.
42:23We've still got a chance.
42:25Come on.
42:27You're in terrible trouble.
42:29Hank, Pat, come back here.
42:31Hank, Pat.
42:33It's all right, lady.
42:35Put those bags down.
42:37Give me my things.
42:39It's all right, Andrews.
42:41He's got you weak and helpless.
42:43It's the same with every woman he meets.
42:45It's not your fault.
42:47But now that we've settled with him,
42:49you can come home, can't you?
42:51You've settled with him?
42:53We'll leave in a moment.
42:55Just let me go to my room.
42:57Watch her, Pat.
42:59It's Andrews.
43:01He's luring her back.
43:03Hank.
43:05Can't you still yourself against that man?
43:07Please, until we get you out of the door.
43:09Grab her like that, I'll get her around the neck.
43:11Hank.
43:13Pat.
43:27Do you ever think she'll come out alone?
43:30You've got to give me that letter.
43:32Oh, you don't know how it feels.
43:34Oh, don't I?
43:36How would Edison feel if he didn't invent the electric light?
43:37How would Columbus feel if he didn't discover America?
43:39Well, without blackjack, that's how I feel.
43:41Well, all that's nothing to how you feel when you're in love.
43:43Oh, don't you understand?
43:45I love that man.
43:47You...
43:49Oh, Paula, well...
43:51Do you think that Michael, Dimitri, Andrews
43:53would come between two people in love?
43:55Yes.
43:57You hurt me.
44:08It's Pop himself.
44:11I've got it.
44:13Listen, Paula.
44:15If you can help Clarice, you can get your letter,
44:17you can go away from here.
44:19I ask for nothing.
44:21Nothing?
44:23Except the key to the house.
44:25Don't get worried.
44:27I won't take a lot of things, just a couple of vases or a carpet.
44:29You'll do no such thing, Mr. Andrews.
44:31Now behave yourself.
44:33People go to jail for robbery.
44:35Don't worry.
44:37For him, such things are nothing, nothing at all.
44:39Remember just before I got married to Clarice,
44:41when that bookmaker got hurt so badly, remember?
44:43Well, I was definitely in the wrong then
44:45until Baxter pleaded insanity.
44:47And the year before that, darling, I...
44:49He pleaded insanity and you were acquitted?
44:51Yeah, it's a matter of court record, my word of honor.
44:53Oh, Mr. Andrews.
44:55Well, then, you will get the key?
44:57That's great.
44:59You'll go to town right now.
45:01Oh, Mr. Andrews, definitely, definitely.
45:03Gee, there's no way for you.
45:08Now, wait a minute.
45:10Don't get excited.
45:12Be calm, Pop.
45:14Now listen, listen, Steve.
45:16She's not going through with it if I have to commit murder.
45:18Murder?
45:20Steve, you can't go around killing people.
45:22She isn't here.
45:24Andrews isn't here.
45:26Honest, Pop.
45:28She went to Poughkeepsie like she said.
45:30There's nobody in Andrews' room.
45:32What room?
45:34703 on the first floor.
45:35You'll murder him.
45:37Al, Steve's going to kill a man.
45:41Mr. Andrews?
45:43Mr. Carmack?
45:45Yes.
45:47I've been wanting to talk to you for quite some time.
45:49I've been looking for a chance to talk to you.
45:51Spare me, Stephen.
45:53Settle this whole matter as gentlemen.
45:55As gentlemen?
45:57That's right.
45:59Man and a woman.
46:01Pop killed him.
46:03Murder?
46:06Steve, you can't murder him.
46:08It's against the rules.
46:18Burton.
46:20Burton.
46:22Oh, Burton.
46:24What, what?
46:26Oh, Paula, go away.
46:28No, sir, now you sit up here and listen.
46:30I've got the most amazing news.
46:32All right, all right.
46:33Here.
46:35Don't mind me.
46:37After what I've been through, life holds no terrors.
46:39The police have arrested Andrews.
46:41Police? When?
46:43Last year when he married Clarice.
46:45Isn't it lovely?
46:47Last year? Paula, please go away.
46:49Oh, but he was acquitted.
46:51Pleaded insanity.
46:53Burton, don't you understand?
46:55A judge and a jury said Andrews was insane
46:57at the time he married Clarice.
46:59Paula, you call up the oddest hours.
47:01But isn't insanity one of the good causes
47:03for another?
47:05I heard you the first time. Why, of course it is.
47:07That's all we need.
47:09I'll file the annulment papers in the morning.
47:11Oh, Burton, I've won.
47:13I'm finished. I'm free.
47:15And when Clarice gets back, she'll be free.
47:17She's coming back?
47:19Oh, yes, I wired her days ago,
47:21as soon as we made our deal with Andrews.
47:23She's on the plane now, gets here tomorrow night.
47:25But, Paula, you understand, don't you,
47:27that this annulment makes Clarice the real
47:29Mrs. Stephen Gormack.
47:31Because when she married him, she was a single woman.
47:33Yes, Paula, that's the way it is.
47:35Well, Clarice always wanted to marry a millionaire.
47:38That's the way it is.
48:00Where on earth have you been?
48:01Oh, I beg your pardon, ma'am, but I'm at my wits' end.
48:04The whole house is at its wits' end.
48:06Alfred, please don't tell them I'm here.
48:08I've just come back from my clothes.
48:10Yes, but...
48:12Alfred, promise me.
48:14All right, very well, ma'am, very well.
48:20Oh, Paula!
48:22I want to talk to you.
48:24What happened?
48:26Where'd she go?
48:28There she is, big as life.
48:29I want the truth.
48:31What's been going on between you and Mr. Andrews?
48:33If he were just another man, there might be some excuse.
48:35If he even liked you, to be at least honest.
48:38But to fall in love with some man that these children paid
48:41is bad taste.
48:43It's downright depravity.
48:45I ought to divorce you.
48:47No, Mr. Gormack, you can't divorce me
48:49and you can't bore me out, because I'm not your wife.
48:52Just let me be a lesson to you.
48:54I'm the sort of thing that happens
48:56when you start proposing between drinks.
48:57Oh, oh, well.
48:59You married my sister and you can't blame her,
49:01because, well, you're nice enough to make any woman
49:03forget she's got a husband.
49:05And you can't blame me,
49:07because I was trying to save my sister from jail.
49:09Why, you can't even blame Andrews,
49:11because she was his wife.
49:13So you see, Mr. Gormack, it was all your fault.
49:17Everything's going to be all right.
49:19Clarice's first marriage is being annulled.
49:21But, Mr. Gormack,
49:23don't ever let a thing like this happen again.
49:28And us treating her shameful.
49:30The whole lot of us.
49:32Just think of what she's done for us.
49:34And now she's going.
49:36Don't let her.
49:38Get down on your knees and beg her to stay.
49:40Well, don't sit there doing nothing.
49:42Get going, Pa.
49:44Hurry up.
49:46Mrs. Gormack, Mrs.
49:48Lady.
49:50Lady, look, listen.
49:52Lady.
49:53Lady.
49:57What's your name?
49:59Paula Kendall.
50:01Go on, Steve, down on your knees to her.
50:03Tell her we think she's swell.
50:05They think you're swell.
50:07Tell her what you think.
50:09I think so too.
50:11Tell her we love her.
50:13We do, Paula Kendall.
50:15We love you.
50:17We don't want you to go.
50:19We want you to stay here from now on.
50:21How about it?
50:23I'm so proud.
50:25And I love you, all three.
50:27I can't stay.
50:29You see, you're my sister's husband.
50:31You're my sister's children.
50:33I don't belong here anymore.
50:35Nonsense.
50:37I don't even know your sister.
50:39You married her.
50:41She's the real Mrs. Gormack.
50:43What are we going to do?
50:45There's nothing any of us can do,
50:47except maybe help me pack.
50:53Goodbye, Paula.
50:55Goodbye, ma'am.
50:57Goodbye, Cook.
50:59Goodbye, Mary.
51:03Oh, Patricia.
51:06I wanted you to have this.
51:09Oh, darling.
51:12It's a little too heavy to carry, Pat.
51:14May we send it to you?
51:16Yes.
51:18Care of the Americans?
51:20Yes.
51:21Yes.
51:23Care of the American Medical Research, Haiti.
51:25Goodbye, darling.
51:27Goodbye, Hank.
51:29Goodbye, lady.
51:33Goodbye, Mr. Gormack.
51:35Goodbye.
51:37I beg pardon, but it's the other Mrs. Gormack
51:39to see Mr. Gormack.
51:42Clarice, baby!
51:44Don't you baby me.
51:46You're the man I want to talk to.
51:48Yes.
51:49There are a few things I should explain.
51:51Michael here has done all the explaining I want to listen to.
51:53And of all the outrageous situations I ever stepped into,
51:55this is the worst.
51:57Well, who are you to talk?
51:59My little sweet, I'm your mother.
52:01And I'm your wife.
52:03And I come home to find my legally married husband
52:05carrying on with my own sister clandestinely in the open.
52:07Clarice!
52:09I can explain it.
52:11Throw her out, Pop.
52:13I'm going to sue you, Mr. Gormack, for divorce.
52:15And I'm going to name my own sister as correspondent.
52:17Clarice, if you do that...
52:19All I want is to see justice done.
52:21And done fast.
52:28Mr. Gormack...
52:30Michael?
52:32Just one moment, my angel face.
52:34I'm just trying to explain to Mr. Gormack
52:36that out in Belmont he owns half a horse.
52:38Boss?
52:40Miss Patricia?
52:42Michael.
52:49Just like a poodle.