- 6 yıl önce
In a spin on the movie 'All About Eve,' Sue Ann unwittingly takes on as her assistant Gloria Munson, a young woman who claims to be fan of hers but is really out for her job. Linda Kelsey, who would later play Billie Newman on the 'Mary Tyler Moore' spinoff 'Lou Grant,' plays Gloria.
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00:00The New York Times
00:13Boy, Lou was right. Shopping for wedding presents on a Saturday afternoon is slow torture.
00:18I think torture's supposed to be slow, Murray. What would be the point of fast-torching?
00:25Were anyone but Rhoda getting married, I wouldn't have done it.
00:27Well, she'll appreciate it, Murray.
00:29Gee, I just hope she likes what we got.
00:31It'd be a little difficult for her to fly back to Minneapolis to exchange them.
00:34Oh, she'll love everything, Mary.
00:36Who wouldn't want silver on their dining room table?
00:39The Lone Ranger.
00:44Isn't the wrapping exquisite?
00:46Sure is.
00:47These bows take forever to tie.
00:49Now, let's see. This is the silver nut dish that I got from Mr. Grant to send her.
00:54Oh, excuse me. I think that is the nut dish.
00:56Yeah, this is my wine coaster.
00:58No, this is the wine coaster.
01:00Well, this...
01:04Actually, I think the wrapping was a little overdone.
01:07This is my wine coaster.
01:14Hi.
01:15Hello.
01:15Mary Richards?
01:16Yes.
01:17I'm Gloria Munson.
01:19Carla Munson's little baby sister.
01:22Carla Munson's little sister.
01:26Well, well.
01:28I was like a hundred years behind you at Roseburg High.
01:31I was like a hundred years behind you at Roseburg High.
01:32Roseburg High.
01:33Right.
01:35Carla Munson.
01:36She told me to look you up when I got to Minneapolis.
01:39Oh, and I'm glad you did.
01:40Come on in.
01:42I'd like you to meet Georgette Franklin and Murray Slaughter.
01:45This is Gloria Munson.
01:46She was a hundred years behind me in school.
01:50Hi, Gloria.
01:51Sit down.
01:53I didn't mean to interrupt anything.
01:55Did you just have a birthday or something?
01:57Oh, no.
01:57They're wedding presents for a friend who's getting married.
01:59Ah.
02:00Half my class is already married.
02:02I'm like the old maid, you know?
02:05Right.
02:08Carla Munson.
02:10How is she?
02:11Oh, exactly the same.
02:13Good, good, good.
02:15Listen, I got to get home.
02:17Thanks for the help, ma'am.
02:17Yeah, thank you.
02:18Hey, when is Rhoda getting married?
02:19Two weeks.
02:20Oh, perfect.
02:21Georgette might just have those presents re-wrapped by then.
02:24Nice seeing you, Rhoda.
02:25Nice meeting you too, Mr. Slaughter.
02:28You know who else told me about you?
02:30Mrs. North Shield.
02:31My old English teacher.
02:33Oh, my.
02:34Your biggest fan at Roseburg High.
02:36Mary Richards this and Mary Richards that.
02:39She never stopped talking about you.
02:41Oh, how is she?
02:42Dead.
02:49Mary, is that good enough?
02:51Oh, gee, Georgette, that's perfect.
02:52I mean, I'd never even know it had been unwrapped.
02:54Listen, you better mark it right away so we remember which one it is.
03:04Would you like a cup of coffee?
03:06Oh, no, thanks.
03:07I can't stay.
03:08Mary, I didn't mean to bother you at home.
03:11I...
03:11Well, I just wanted to ask you about your work.
03:15Uh-huh.
03:16You want to get into television, right?
03:18That's why I looked you up.
03:20Carla said you were the one everybody turned to when they needed help.
03:23And I really need help.
03:25Well, Gloria, I'd love to help, but there just aren't any jobs open at WJM right now.
03:29I know.
03:30There are no jobs open anywhere.
03:32Well, I tell you what.
03:33Why don't you at least come in Monday and I'll show you around anyway?
03:36Oh, would you do that?
03:37Sure.
03:37Oh, wow.
03:38Oh, just to see the inside of a TV station would be such a kick.
03:43Well, shall I call you or what?
03:45No, I tell you.
03:46Why don't you just come in about 11?
03:47How's that?
03:48Oh, fine.
03:49Oh, gee, thanks, Mary.
03:50Oh, goodbye, Miss Franklin.
03:52Bye.
03:53Gee, you're super.
03:54Oh, come on.
03:54Just like Carla said.
03:56All right, but listen, I'm not promising anything, huh?
03:58Okay.
03:58Still, I can't turn down Carla Munson's sister.
04:01Bye.
04:02Who is Carla Munson?
04:10Say, I forgot to ask you, Mary.
04:11What did I get Rhoda?
04:12Oh, a beautiful silver nut dish.
04:15A nut dish?
04:15Yeah.
04:20You mean like on a bar with peanuts?
04:22That kind of nut dish?
04:24And a guy on the next stool says,
04:26How about shoving that down this way, Max,
04:28or somebody else?
04:28Can I have a few?
04:29That kind of nut dish?
04:30Oh, not exactly.
04:32No, this is a beautiful silver dish
04:33with a tiny, delicate engraving of a leaf on one side.
04:37Very delicate.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Well, the one at my bar is nicer.
04:41It has a picture of Mr. Peanut.
04:45Morning, people.
04:46Lou!
04:48Are you available for a brief tete-a-tete on the news?
04:51So, how come your talk always sounds like food?
04:55Fudge.
04:56I need some information.
04:59The station manager thinks my show needs improvement.
05:06You'd all laugh when I told you.
05:11Lou, how do I get him off my back?
05:14Uh, station manager, huh?
05:16Well, I know Ed Schroeder pretty well.
05:19He's always had a weakness for the ladies.
05:22If I were you, Sue Ann...
05:24Well, you don't want to hear my suggestion.
05:30Dear Lou.
05:32Dear cryptic, bashful, dirty-minded Lou.
05:38I suppose I owe him the courtesy of listening to his vile suggestion.
05:47Hi, guys.
05:48Hi.
05:50What do you think of the cleft in my chin?
05:55I noticed it was washing out under the studio light, so I darkened it with a ballpoint pen.
06:02Looks like your face has a little blue belly button.
06:07Hi, Mary.
06:08Hi, Mr. Smallville.
06:09Hi, Gloria.
06:10Hi.
06:10Am I too early?
06:11No, no, not at all.
06:12I don't...
06:14Gloria, this is Ted Baxter.
06:16Ted Baxter.
06:17I watch you every night.
06:18Wait.
06:19How come there's ink on your chin?
06:23He had squid for breakfast.
06:26Who, uh...
06:27Who is this charming child?
06:29This is Gloria Munson.
06:31She'd like to get into television.
06:32Well, you've come to the right place, Gloria.
06:34Well, Ted actually already told her that we have no job openings.
06:37All I want is a chance.
06:40Well, I might be able to pull a few strings.
06:42I'll do the lowest kind of unskilled work.
06:45Watch it, Ted. Competition.
06:52Lou, you should be ashamed of yourself.
06:54And thanks.
06:57Sue Ann Nivens.
06:59You know Sue Ann?
07:00She is my idol.
07:01My absolute favorite television personality.
07:04I don't believe I've met this adorable and perceptive youngster.
07:10Sue Ann, this is Gloria Munson.
07:12She's looking for a job, but I...
07:14Is there any chance that...
07:15Well, that I could watch you tape a show, Miss Nivens?
07:18In person?
07:19I never miss it.
07:20I even watch your reruns.
07:22I've seen your peche flambe six times.
07:24And I know your dumplings by heart.
07:26Who doesn't?
07:35Oh, Murray.
07:37Murray, well, you're sly wit.
07:39It's a wonder you never became more successful.
07:44Miss Nivens.
07:45Oh, call me Sue Ann.
07:47Well, may I watch you, please?
07:49Certainly.
07:49Is it all right, Mary?
07:50Yeah, sure.
07:51Perhaps I can help.
07:53I think television needs bright young women.
07:56Look at me.
07:58And even, to a certain extent, Mary.
08:04This is like reading royalty.
08:07It's all a wonderful dream.
08:09A whole chapter from my diary.
08:11Oh, Miss Nivens.
08:13Wouldn't you love to be that age again?
08:14I don't think I ever was.
08:25Okay, Gloria.
08:25That's it for now.
08:26Okay.
08:27Thanks, Mr. Wilson.
08:28Camera's back at two o'clock.
08:29Gloria, hi.
08:31Sue Ann told me she gave you a job as her stand-in.
08:33That's terrific.
08:34Thought I'd just come down and see how you're doing.
08:35Oh, it is all so exciting.
08:37I mean, I'm not just Sue Ann's stand-in.
08:39She lets me help her out in every way I can.
08:41This morning, I peeled onions, cleaned a fish, scoured the oven, and unclogged a drain.
08:46Oh, Mary, isn't show business just wonderful?
08:50Yeah.
08:51Hi, Mary.
08:52Hello, Mary.
08:54Ed, I'd like you to know my new stand name, Gloria Munson.
08:57Gloria, this is Mr. Schroeder, WJM's station manager.
09:00Hello, Gloria.
09:00Oh, it's such an honor to meet you, Mr. Schroeder.
09:03Wow, you look so young to have such an important job.
09:06Well, I'm not all that young.
09:08Ed's been making some more suggestions.
09:11Oh, what kind of suggestions?
09:12I thought Sue Ann's show was very successful.
09:14Oh, yeah, it is, Mary, but you can't rest on yesterday's laurels.
09:17The public demands change.
09:18You must have found that on your show.
09:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:21We try to change the news almost every night.
09:24Well, listen, I gotta get going.
09:26I just wanted to say I think it's terrific the way things are working out.
09:29Sue Ann, I feel that your show needs some changes, some new elements.
09:34Frankly, Jane Q. Public is getting a wee bit tired of the same old household hints every day.
09:38The same old hints?
09:40The same old hints?
09:42Here's what I'm doing today.
09:44Tell me if these sound like the same old hints.
09:48Lemon juice your knick-knacks?
09:52New life for your squeegee?
09:55Moisten your suction cups?
09:59Kiss soap dish jelly goodbye?
10:03Same old hints.
10:04Mr. Schroeder, I know it's not my place to say anything, but I think Sue Ann's show is just wonderful,
10:10and I think you should be proud to present it on your station.
10:14What a sweet, generous, accurate thing to say.
10:20Of course, I'm sure there's not a TV show in the world that couldn't stand a few changes.
10:25What sort of changes?
10:27Well, since you asked Sue Ann, I was thinking this morning, wouldn't it be terrific if...
10:32Oh, you don't want to hear this?
10:34That's right, dear.
10:36No, no, please, go ahead. I'd like to hear it.
10:38Well, with everyone so concerned with physical fitness these days, why don't we demonstrate some calisthenics for housewives?
10:46That's very interesting.
10:48As a matter of fact, it might appeal to the male audience.
10:50After all, men love to watch an attractive girl do gymnastics.
10:53Marvelous idea, Gloria.
10:55I'll just lower the neckline on my leotards and...
10:59What sort of exercises did you see me doing?
11:01Oh, something simple like this.
11:04One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
11:12Wait a minute. I have got a terrific idea.
11:16Sue Ann, you can describe the exercises, and Gloria can demonstrate them.
11:21On the air? Me? Of course.
11:23Oh, no. Oh, yes.
11:24Now, why don't you both work up something for tomorrow's show, okay?
11:27But...
11:27Trust me. It's gonna be terrific.
11:30Bye, Gloria.
11:32Goodbye.
11:34Oh, I can't believe it.
11:36I'm actually going to be on television tomorrow.
11:40Oh, what do you think I should do for my first exercise?
11:43What about a headstand?
11:47You mean you just want me to stand on my head?
11:50No. I want to stand on your head.
12:02Come in.
12:04Hi, Sue Ann.
12:05Hey, Mary.
12:06Listen, I can't stay long.
12:07Something's come up at the newsroom.
12:08Uh, what did you want to talk to me about?
12:10Mary, did you know the best time to cut a flower is when the bud turns soft?
12:14Uh, no. No, I didn't.
12:15What, uh, did you want to talk to me about?
12:17Well, just that Ed Schroeder now feels that that exercise spot works better with Gloria doing the whole thing.
12:23Oh, so you mean as well as demonstrating them, she'll be describing them, too?
12:26Yes.
12:27Did you know a lump of sugar will make your rosebuds open faster?
12:31No, I didn't.
12:33Sue Ann, why do you keep changing the subject?
12:36Because I'm arranging flowers, dear.
12:38If I concentrate on these aromatic blooms, I can create a floral fantasy.
12:43Whereas if I think about Gloria, I'm apt to rip their smelly little heads off.
12:49Oh, that's a man.
12:52Look, I think I understand how you feel.
12:55Mary, let me fill you in.
12:57Three days ago, he met her for the first time.
13:00The next day, he took her to lunch.
13:02Last night, he took her to dinner.
13:05Today, he's been calling her repeatedly on the telephone.
13:08Uh-huh. So she's sort of become his, uh, protege?
13:12Oh, Mary, how well you put things.
13:15It's protege.
13:17I do like that word.
13:20Protege.
13:21From the French.
13:23Meaning your place or mine.
13:28Little Miss Muffet is after my job.
13:30Oh, come on, Sue Ann.
13:31Why does that have to follow?
13:32All right, so she's dating the program manager.
13:35So they become good friends, very good friends.
13:38Assuming they do.
13:39All right, all right, let's say they do.
13:41Let's assume that she is doing what you think she's doing.
13:44Why does that necessarily mean she's going to get your job?
13:49How do you think I got it?
14:06This is delicious, Mary.
14:08What's it called?
14:10Well, I don't think it has a name.
14:11It's just a casserole.
14:12It's wonderful.
14:14I love chicken and zucchini.
14:18Georgette, this doesn't have either chicken or zucchini.
14:22I know, but I love them.
14:25And I also love this.
14:26So this reminded me of them.
14:30Gotcha.
14:31When he was going to Rhoda's wedding.
14:33What reminded you of that?
14:35That was a new thought.
14:39I leave Friday after work.
14:40Either Mr. Grant or Murray will drive me to the airport.
14:43If I were you, I'd have them both do it.
14:45Just for the company.
14:48I'm afraid of flying.
14:50I once had a very bad experience in an airplane.
14:53What happened?
14:54It took off.
15:00That's why I don't think I'll be able to go to her on this wedding.
15:03Oh, Georgette, flying is perfectly safe.
15:07Don't you realize more accidents happen in the bathroom than in planes?
15:11Really?
15:12Gee, Mary.
15:13If that's true, how come they don't sell bathroom insurance?
15:20Sue Ann.
15:21Hello, Mary.
15:21I hope I'm not disturbing you.
15:22No, not at all.
15:24Come in.
15:24What brings you here?
15:26I'm clogged and I need to talk to somebody, okay?
15:29Yeah, sure.
15:30Hello, Georgette.
15:31Hi, Sue Ann.
15:33That looks good.
15:34What is it?
15:36Mazzucchini.
15:38Would you like some?
15:39Oh, no thanks, dear.
15:41As a rule, I enjoy amateur food.
15:45But...
15:47I'm just too upset.
15:49Schroeder's finally done it.
15:50What now?
15:51Tomorrow?
15:52Well, in addition to a regular exercise spot, Gloria will also be giving a little baking demonstration.
15:57Why is Mr. Schroeder giving her her own baking spot on your show?
16:01I don't know, dear.
16:03Perhaps he has a weakness for tarts.
16:10Sue Ann, have you spoken to Mr. Schroeder?
16:13That lot of good that would do.
16:15I'm out, Mary.
16:17Finished.
16:18Washed up.
16:19Aw, no, Sue Ann, I don't believe that.
16:22She's a...
16:23An inexperienced 23-year-old kid.
16:26Come on.
16:27Look, personal feelings aside, Ed Schroeder is the station manager.
16:31And he's not about to make a star out of someone who's totally incompetent.
16:35Of course not.
16:36He's the one who hired Ted.
16:44The secret of zalviglioni tarts is to make the crust flaky as snow.
16:48I'm sorry.
16:49I've got to turn the sound down.
16:51I just can't listen to her.
16:52I think she's flaky as snow.
16:56What's Sue Ann doing during all this?
16:58She's helping.
16:59See, those are her hands passing the ingredients.
17:03See the ones with the very white knuckles?
17:08If you know something you write, it's better with the sound off.
17:11Sure.
17:12Besides, I can give you a play-by-play.
17:14With her left hand, she's stirring some funny white glop with a wire thing that has loops.
17:20Now, with her right hand, she's pouring the glop.
17:23You know, a lot of little funny things that look like falsies.
17:29Pastry shells, Ted.
17:31Correction, I'm informed the technical term for falsies is pastry shells.
17:36I just can't believe it. Gloria seemed so sweet.
17:40Well, not to me.
17:41I spotted Gloria the minute she walked in here.
17:44Something about her looked phony to me.
17:47Maybe she was wearing pastry shells.
17:55You know, all I can to figure out is what that dummy Schroeder sees in her.
17:59I mean, I know he's the boss around here, but I saw the show with my own eyes and my
18:02own objective opinion.
18:03Gloria was awful.
18:05Good. Awfully good.
18:08Wasn't she, guys?
18:09Wasn't she something, that Gloria?
18:11Listen, there's gonna be a celebration down on the set and I want you all to be there.
18:16Right behind you, Chief.
18:22Ann, Ann, you tasted these. Gloria made them all herself. Have one.
18:27They look wonderful.
18:28They're Napoleons. And after all, you are our emperor.
18:32Long live the emperor.
18:36I'm so glad you could all come to our little party.
18:40People, you must try some of Gloria's creations. Have some croquembouche.
18:44Ah, just my luck. I had croquembouche for breakfast.
18:49Mary, isn't Gloria's pastry delicious?
18:52You know something, Sue Ann? You're being more than sportsman-like.
18:56Yeah, you got a lot of class, Sue Ann.
18:58A champ.
18:59Really, you're being terrific.
19:00Just terrific.
19:01I'm impressed.
19:01Me, too.
19:02What are you up to?
19:05Mary, can't you just accept the fact that I'm bowing out gracefully?
19:11No.
19:14Folks at WGM, I guess it's no secret that a star was born today.
19:20It's no secret a star was born today.
19:24Which, of course, is not to take anything away from our own Sue Ann Nivens,
19:28who has always done a super job.
19:29Always done a super job.
19:32Right.
19:34Personally, I do not believe that a show can operate efficiently with two stars.
19:38Efficiently with two stars.
19:40So here's my solution.
19:42Maybe our station is better off without stars.
19:45After all, if we've got good people working together as equals, who needs stars?
19:49Let's just do away with stars.
19:51Let's just do away with stars.
19:54Schroder, you're making a fool of yourself over a broad.
20:06Oh, boy.
20:10What is it?
20:11I ate that.
20:12What do you call it?
20:13Too fast.
20:14I think I gave myself a real bellyache.
20:17Oh, mur.
20:17That's too bad.
20:18I'll get you some bicarbonate.
20:19Oh, thanks.
20:29Did you eat that Mogan Bush thing?
20:36You all ate different things, Lou.
20:38Why?
20:39I don't feel so good.
20:41Me either.
20:43Is it sort of like you swallowed a hot mitten?
20:48More like a percolator.
20:51Now, your knee's shaky, and I'm sweating behind the ears.
20:56What is it?
20:57Maybe we're in love.
21:03Here you go, Murph.
21:05Hold down.
21:06Thanks, ma'am.
21:08On second thought, save some for me.
21:12You too?
21:13Mm-hmm.
21:15Good news, people.
21:17Today, I think we got food poisoning.
21:24From what?
21:25Cream fillings.
21:27Apparently, they were left unrefrigerated.
21:30Everybody's got it?
21:32Everybody.
21:34You should see Ed Schroeder.
21:40That's all the poor lamb can do to lift his head.
21:42Ah!
21:43And scream at Gloria.
21:47When the red, red robin can fly, fly, fly, fly.
21:50They're home.
21:52Come on, guys.
21:53It's magic time.
21:54Mustn't keep my public waiting.
21:55We can't afford to lallygag.
21:58Don't say gag, Ted.
22:00You know something, Sue Ann?
22:02Suddenly, I'm getting this awful suspicion.
22:05Don't blame Gloria, Mary.
22:08The child's a neophyte.
22:10She's green.
22:11She's not the only one.
22:14It's an understandable accident.
22:17Hot lights will make cream go bad like that.
22:19You mean Gloria made the mistake of not refrigerating the cream?
22:23No.
22:24Gloria made the mistake of asking me to do it.
22:28Sue Ann, you knew, and you stood there, and you let us eat that cream.
22:33Mary, I ate it, too.
22:35For the good of the show.
22:39After all, as I said to Gloria just now, bending down to where she was lying under the sink.
22:48If you can't stand the heat, dear, get out of my kitchen.
22:55Well, food poisoning or no food poisoning, I've never yet missed our show.
23:00Oh, I'm sorry, Lou, but it only lasts a few hours.
23:05Good evening.
23:06This is Ted Baxter with headlines and deadlines from around the world, Washington.
23:10In a statement on the economy released early today, President Ford said...
23:19Oh!
23:19Uh-oh.
23:25Boy, I love Fridays.
23:27I'm even looking forward to the drive to the airport.
23:29Especially after the way I felt last night.
23:31Oh, I know. I mean, suppose that had happened today.
23:33I wouldn't have been able to go to New York.
23:34I would have missed Rhoda's wedding.
23:36Don't worry. If you didn't show up, Rhoda would postpone the wedding.
23:38You ready?
23:40Yeah, but listen, Mr. Grant, you don't both have to drive me to the airport.
23:43I want to go. They got a great bar at the airport.
23:46I want to check out their nut dish.
23:50Well, Mayor, off to the airport, eh?
23:52Yeah.
23:53Well, have fun in Fun City.
23:55Thank you, Ted.
23:56I just can't get over having that thing hit me last night right on camera.
23:59But if I do say so myself, I think I covered pretty well.
24:03I doubt if anyone even knew I was sick.
24:07Except for that one time you looked into the camera and yelled,
24:09if there is a doctor within the sound of my voice, please help.
24:17Oh, hi, Mary. I see you're off.
24:19Yup.
24:20Now, you have fun at that wedding.
24:21Oh, thanks.
24:22And don't forget to kiss all the ushers for me.
24:24So, Ann, you don't kiss the ushers in a wedding?
24:28Mary, dear, don't tell me how to have fun at a wedding.
25:01Bye.
25:01Bye.
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