Tired Of Being Petted Cat Refuses To Let Man Lift His Hand Up

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Wyatt, the cat, exhausted from being petted all day, decided that he had had enough. Every time his human tried to lift his arm up in the air, Wyatt used his paw to block his arm, to eliminate any chance of another pat coming his way.

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00:00DNA test?

00:02Baby.

00:04I'm super cold.

00:05Your biological father was dead.

00:07Dad told us that.

00:09I remember.

00:10You tired of me petting you?

00:12Is that what it is?

00:14You know you can have a pet?

00:18You are a character.

00:21I just can't pet you?

00:25I want to pet you.

00:28Why are you being so mean?

00:33You're not letting me pet you?

00:36Are you going to start fucking petting me?

00:39Why?

00:40Really, why?

00:41It's like you're running out of drama, sir.

00:45Five hours, I'll buy you a new car.

00:47I don't want to let you touch me.

00:48You are stubborn.

00:49I can't be reason.

00:51And I'm not going to let some guy you didn't even know

00:53drop me a question.

00:55I'm not questioning anything.

00:56What kind of cat are you?

00:58Toxic.

01:00I can't pet you?

01:03What are you going to do with me?

01:05You know I love you.

01:06You need to clear my head.

01:10Want me to get your car keys?

01:12You are a funny fucking cat, girl.

01:17I ordered the toxin and it showed no history of heart disease

01:20and the coroner's report was inaccurate.

01:22You did it, but for some reason,

01:23he didn't report it to you.

01:25It was professional curiosity.

01:27Then you would be professionally glad to know

01:28that the only toxin in the system

01:30was a sedative.

01:36That was surprising.

01:37Yo, gross.

01:39You're hungry.

01:40And I haven't found anything stronger than that

01:41down in the medicine cabinet.

01:45It wouldn't be the first time an addict

01:47fell into a wagon with a character.

01:49When someone slipped him a sedative

01:50so he wouldn't struggle when he was injected.

01:53Like diabetic insulin.

01:58We've seen it before.

01:59It's nearly impossible to detect

02:01unless you can find the point of injection,

02:02which I wasn't looking for,

02:03but if I had a chance to examine the body again...

02:05Where's my baby?

02:07They're not even your family.

02:10Where's my baby?

02:11Mom and dad were.

02:12I am.

02:14You're not, you're not, you're not,

02:15you're not following me today.

02:16Are you going to start questioning me now?

02:18Huh?

02:19Why would I?

02:20Oh, I didn't want to.

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