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Dusty's Trail E1: Not So Magnificent Seven
22min | Comedy, Western | TV Series (1973– )
The wagoners stop in a town that appears to have been abandoned very suddenly.
Creators: Elroy Schwartz, Sherwood Schwartz
Stars: Bob Denver, Forrest Tucker, Ivor Francis
22min | Comedy, Western | TV Series (1973– )
The wagoners stop in a town that appears to have been abandoned very suddenly.
Creators: Elroy Schwartz, Sherwood Schwartz
Stars: Bob Denver, Forrest Tucker, Ivor Francis
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00Let's follow the path of Dusty's Trail. Oh, Dusty's Trail, Dusty's Trail.
00:08A stage and a wagon a-headin' west. Part of a wagon train lost from the rest.
00:16Dusty's the reason for their plight. Thanks to Dusty, nothin's right.
00:24Only the wagon master's hand keeps them a-rollin' to the promised land.
00:32Oh, the goin' gets mighty rough, but they don't seem to mind.
00:37It's California, eh, that's the place they must find.
00:43Deserts and rocks are in their way, but they won't stop, come what may.
00:51Mountains and hills that they must scale, but they know they'll make it,
00:56cause they just can't fail on Dusty's Trail.
01:09Ouch! You're supposed to be trimmin' my hair, not pullin' it out.
01:13Freckles never complains when I trim his tail.
01:15Freckle? So that's how the scissors got so dull, huh?
01:21Hey, Jumpin' Gee Hossefetz, what's that?
01:24I just cut off your cowlick.
01:26Oh, no.
01:28All right.
01:44Howdy.
01:45Buongiorno, signore.
01:46Buongiorno, whatever you say.
01:48Oh, I'm Callahan, wagon master. This here's Dusty.
01:50I'm Count Arturo, the world's greatest magician.
01:53A magician? Show us a trick, huh? Show us a trick, huh?
01:55Miss Brookhaven, this is Count Arturo.
01:57He's a magician.
01:58Oh, a count, I don't believe it.
02:01Buongiorno, Count Arturo.
02:03Piacere.
02:04Piacere.
02:05May I introduce my wife, Mrs. Signora Brookhaven.
02:10Oh, your excellency.
02:12Madame.
02:19Or you, my dear lady.
02:26Show us a trick, huh? Show us a trick, huh?
02:28But of course, it will be my pleasure.
02:30Oh, we'd be so honored, Count.
02:32Mi prego di scusarmi. Please forgive me while I prepare for the performance.
02:36Oh, yes, we'll be waiting.
02:38Oh, my darling.
02:40She's running to flowers.
02:42Look at that.
02:44Oh, my darling.
02:56Zeno.
02:59Oh, I'm sorry. I must have fallen asleep.
03:02You're going to be wealthy beyond my wildest dreams.
03:05Wealthy? From such a small wagon train?
03:08It is a small wagon train, but the jewels, they are big.
03:26Calendar.
03:28You know, the Count did that trick.
03:30Oh, really?
03:31Yes.
03:32Madame.
03:43Usual routine, boss?
03:45Yes, I'll keep them busy with my act while you go through their things and find the jewels.
03:49You know, you're right. There is a lot of money in magic.
03:52You know, you're right. There is a lot of money in magic.
03:55But it's not in theaters. It's playing wagon trains.
03:58You bet.
03:59Well, I'm off to find an assistant for the show while you, my little friend, must remain very invisible.
04:14There you are, my fair ladies.
04:17I'm just dying to see your show.
04:20I'm kind of anxious myself.
04:22Care Signorina, I need someone to assist me and I was hoping one of you would do me the honor.
04:26Miss Betsy?
04:27Oh, oh no.
04:29I always got stage fright in high school.
04:32I wouldn't know what to say.
04:34Your beauty would speak for itself.
04:36Oh, no. I couldn't.
04:38What about you, Miss Lulu?
04:40Sure, why not?
04:41You've been on stage before?
04:43Lots of times. Of course, they usually had runways.
04:46But I'd be glad to help you out, Count.
04:48Oh, grazie, Signorina Lulu.
04:50Oh, you grazie so nice, Count.
04:52What do I have to do?
04:54First, you'll introduce me to the audience.
04:56Oh, yeah. You mean like...
04:58And now, here he is.
05:01The great Count Arturo.
05:13Signore, signori.
05:14Enter with me the land of mystery as I perform my first feat of magic.
05:19I will need the assistance of two gentlemen from the audience.
05:22Mr. Callahan, Dusty, would you be so kind, please?
05:32Mr. Callahan, may I borrow your hat, per favore?
05:35Per favore?
05:36Oh, that's Italian for please.
05:38Oh, yes.
06:00Now we know where to get fresh eggs.
06:05What are you doing? That's my best hat.
06:07That's my best egg.
06:15Thank you, Signore.
06:30Hey, look at that.
06:35What are you bowing for?
06:36It was my egg.
06:39Signore, mi prego. Would you stay for my next trick, please?
06:42Yeah.
06:46Excuse me, Dusty.
06:59Dusty, would you step in, per favore?
07:02How about you, per favore?
07:04No, no. He asked you, Dusty.
07:05That's the Dusty who mustn't keep the audience waiting.
07:09The instructions are in the cover of the box. Follow them.
07:14Miss Lulu, a sword, please.
07:16Sword, yeah. Yes, sir.
07:26Instruzione...
07:39Two, two, two.
07:41Hey, you sure you know what you're doing?
07:44Another sword, please.
07:52Slow it down. I can't read this stuff that fast.
07:54I can't read it at all.
08:09Another sword, mi Lulu?
08:11Yes, sir.
08:12Are you sure he can't get hurt in there?
08:14Of course not. I've performed this trick many times and never lost anyone yet.
08:39Oh, thank you.
08:43I hope.
08:48My, he is a cut-up, isn't he, dear?
08:52Oh, they are so very clever.
08:54Yes, I know.
09:09Now, ladies and gentlemen, I shall remove the swords and open the box.
09:13And we shall see if the gentleman has survived.
09:18Will you please help me, Mr. Callaghan?
09:20Yes, sir.
09:28Oh, dear.
09:29Oh, dear.
09:30Oh, dear.
09:31Oh, dear.
09:32Oh, dear.
09:33Oh, dear.
09:34Oh, dear.
09:35Oh, dear.
09:36Oh, dear.
09:38Oh, dear.
09:39Oh, dear.
09:40Oh, dear.
09:55Ladies and gentlemen.
09:58Dusty.
10:03Hey, get out little pal.
10:04Hey, how are you?
10:05Are you all right?
10:07Have you got the tools I couldn't find the boss
10:15Ladies and gentlemen that concludes my performance, but because you've been such a gracious audience
10:20I shall give another show tonight in which I will astound you all with my amazing disappearing act
10:37Oh
10:45Come on say no, don't worry
10:48Tonight during my disappearing act will find the jewels together when we leave we'll have a fortune
10:55You mean I won't have to live in this trunk anymore. No, I'll buy you a bigger trunk
11:00To
11:03Mrs. Brooke heaven and a lovely diamond say count. Could you show me?
11:14Why is it dummy? Oh, yeah
11:18I'm also ventriloquist
11:20Sure had me fooled. You look so real. Thank you
11:24You know, let's show our friend dusty. How smart you are
11:28See
11:29see
11:31How much are two and two two and two is four Benny and four and four four and four is eight
11:38Hey, wait a minute. I'm supposed to be asking the questions to show us what you are
11:43Tell me if he finds out how smart I am. He will find out that you are the dummy
11:50Me a dummy
11:52Well
11:56Now my little friend it's time for you to go into your trunk for a little nap
12:00Are you sleepy? I am sleepy into the trunk you go into the trunk. I go
12:04Dusty can you open the trunk for me, please?
12:08Thank you, you're welcome
12:12Hey, that's really great how you do that the other time could you show me how to do it someday?
12:16Oh, perhaps some other time when Zeno is not sleeping
12:20You know, are you sleeping see I am sleeping see
12:35And now counter Turo perform a vanishing feat which astounded the crown heads of Europe Thank You miss Lulu
12:43Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see the cabinet is completely enclosed
12:49There is no way to escape I
12:52Will go into the cabinet draw the curtain and my assistant the beautiful miss Lulu will count to ten slowly
12:59Then she will open the curtain again, and I will have vanished if you wish ladies and gentlemen
13:04You may come up and examine the cabinet yourself
13:07Are you ready? Thank you
13:13One two three four
13:19Five six seven eight nine ten
13:39They were not in their luggage, what could they be
13:49I
14:09Can't see any way how he'd get out of this cabinet. It's got to be a sliding panel or a trap door
14:14It's just carefully hidden
14:16Find out how he did it. Oh, he went out to this little hole right here
14:23Dusty well, he's a magician, isn't he?
14:32Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. Are you looking for me?
14:35What
14:44Zeno stay hidden while I get our horses, you know, do you hear me? Oh
14:55Miss Betsy I didn't see you
14:56I'm kind of tired and I wanted to say goodbye in case I missed you in the morning. How very thoughtful of you
15:02Count a Toro, why are you just knocking on your door? Oh, oh that that was just a superstition of mine
15:09Which I do after every show it's called knocking on wood
15:13Well in that case, I'll knock on wood
15:24I still don't see why you have to leave in the middle of the night. I mean at least you could wait till sun up
15:29Thank you very much, but I can't waste any time if I am to get to San Francisco for my big opening
15:34Your horse is always up count. Gracias. Gesundheit. Sure glad you came by
15:38I never met a magician before and I never met anyone like you before
15:42Bye Dusty. Hey, where's Betsy? Oh, she already said goodbye before she retired. Oh, goodbye Andy. Bye. Mr. Callahan
15:51Ah, yeah. Thank you. Have a good trip. Thank you very much
15:59River don't see don't she
16:15Callahan I made up my mind. I'm gonna be a magician. Yeah, you already are. Yeah, you disappear every time I need you
16:29I
16:35Just figured out how to do that trick
16:48Abracadabra magic Oh now you got a rabbit on your head
16:59There's a rabbit up there he just laid an egg
17:09We've been robbed all of my precious jewelry is gone not a carrot left Oh
17:15Who could commit such a dastardly crime? It's obvious. It must be count Arturo
17:19Yeah, that must be why he was in such a hurry to get out of here. I can't believe the count is a thief
17:25He was such a sincere hat kisser, how could he have stolen the jewelry?
17:29We were all with her when he was doing his magic show. It must have been when he did the disappearing act
17:34Hey, has anybody seen Betsy? I looked all over camp for her. She didn't retire to the wagon like the count said
17:39This is Brookhaven's jewels and Betsy both gone. Oh, then forget the jewels
17:43We must find Betsy suppose Betsy saw the count take the jewels right right what I don't know
17:49But if you said it, it's got to be right
17:51Betsy saw the count then the counts done something with her to protect himself are taking her with him. Let's go after him. Mr
17:57Kelly, no, no too many of us would endanger Betsy you stay here and take charge of the camp
18:01Come on, Dusty. Let's get our guns and we'll go after that. No account count
18:06They simply must find dear dear Betsy
18:10Maybe they'll find my jewelry too. I hope so dear without your diamonds. How'd I find you in the dark?
18:17Beautiful, isn't it?
18:19The Brookhaven certainly have excellent taste in jewelry
18:23Dear miss Betsy. Don't be angry at me
18:27We can share all this if you want to never be practical everyone must watch out for himself
18:35This ring could buy us a villain Capri and this necklace could buy us Capri
18:42You'll never get to enjoy any of it. Mr. Callahan. I'll come after you. Mr. Callahan and Dusty
18:48Never good follow us even if we left the trail which we didn't
18:57He's got Betsy and Brookhaven jewels
19:01Slip around behind them take him unawares
19:11I
19:17So close
19:41No, no, no, it's all right. It's all right. It's just a dummy. You should see the way Arturo makes them talk
20:01What is my name my name is Dusty
20:06My name is Dusty if your name is Dusty then who am I?
20:27I'll count shows over
20:35You're all right, Betsy. Yes, mr. Callahan. He stole the Brookhaven story
20:40Don't shoot. Mr. Callahan that could hurt. Hmm
20:44Might it that I'll take those
20:48They all here all in there dusty I don't trust him search
20:53Drop your gun
20:59I'll take this. Mr. Callahan. Thank you
21:04Well, my friends now the glove is on the other foot
21:12What's this
21:14Well, my friends now the glove is on the other foot I
21:22Thought you said that was a dummy. What do you know real live dummy? That's Zeno Arturo's assistant, you know get Dusty's gun
21:33That's a very small gun what is it a three shooter
21:37You know, I knew it wasn't me to sneeze it was you thank you for what for saying gesundheit
21:44I
21:47Hear it just gets stuck sometimes let me help
22:00What seemed that the glove is on the other foot again
22:07You can't win them all mr. Callahan
22:15Hey Dusty, you know, I think I figured out how to do that egg in the hat trick. Really? Yeah, what's this?
22:24Yeah, yeah now keep an eye on that
22:30Why don't you use your own hat use my hat I use your head
22:35I
22:42Have a cadaver magical, baby, don't you?
23:05How did you do that you're a better magician than Arturo
23:35You
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