Dusty's Trail E20: Nothing To Crow About_(Comedy,Western,TV Series)

Film Gorillas

Dusty's Trail E20: Nothing To Crow About 22min | Comedy, Western | TV Series (1973– )  A stage and a wagon heading west get separated from the rest of the wagon train thanks to Dusty. Now they must make their way to California.  Creators: Elroy Schwartz, Sherwood Schwartz Stars: Bob Denver, Forrest Tucker, Ivor Francis

Transcript

00:00Well, that was a long, tough day, little pal.

00:19I could really use some shut-eye.

00:20Hey.

00:21Good night, Mr. Callahan.

00:22Good night, Dusty.

00:23Good night, Andy.

00:24Good night, Dusty.

00:25Enough of the good nights already, huh?

00:26Let's get some sleep.

00:27Sure thing.

00:28Good night, little Petey.

00:31Please, can we get some sleep?

00:37Holy smoke.

00:40Holy smoke what?

00:41Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Brooklay, man.

00:45Now, set.

00:46Cover everybody.

00:49Let's get some sleep.

00:54Huh, doesn't take him very long, does it?

00:58A killer tornado!

01:28Good morning, Mr. Brookhaven, doing your morning exercises, huh?

01:57No, I'm just checking my wallet.

01:59Good morning, Dusty.

02:01Good morning, Mrs. Brookhaven.

02:02You know, it's quite warm today.

02:04Would you ask Mr. Callahan to please head north?

02:07Mrs. Brookhaven, we're headed for California. That's west.

02:10Not northern California.

02:23Hey, Dusty, never mind the fire.

02:25We've got to get out of here pronto.

02:26What's wrong? What's wrong, Mr. Callahan?

02:28Listen, what do you hear?

02:29I hear a lot of ringing.

02:30No, no, the air. It's warm.

02:32A little touch of moisture, slight breeze.

02:34You think we're in for a storm?

02:36Worse than that, a killer tornado.

02:37But it's such a nice day.

02:39That's how killer tornadoes start.

02:40Everything is beautiful, and then all of a sudden, wham, bam!

02:43I hate tornadoes.

02:44I had an uncle once who lived in Kansas City who once got caught by a tornado.

02:46I thought your uncle lived in Cleveland.

02:48That was before the tornado.

02:49Yeah, well, never mind about that. Get the horses, will you?

02:51Right away.

02:52If we don't make it to Hidden Canyon in a double, I'll tell you we're in a lot of trouble.

02:55And the party was wiped out on this very same trail.

02:57How much time do you figure we got before it hits?

02:59I don't know, a day, day and a half, maybe.

03:01I'd better alert the brocade.

03:02Good idea, good thinking. I'll go check the map.

03:04We've got to get to Hidden Canyon.

03:06Girls, secure everything in there. We have got to roll and fast.

03:10Oh, good. I just love to feel that cool breeze on my face.

03:13You're going to feel a breeze, all right.

03:14Is there some kind of problem?

03:16No, not if I can find that shortcut to Hidden Canyon.

03:26Don't tell me.

03:30Horses are all set, Mr. Kelly.

03:31Yeah, maybe they're all set, but we're not.

03:33What do you mean?

03:34I can't find the map, the map to Hidden Canyon.

03:36All right, all right.

03:38One map, we got to Hidden Canyon, it's lost.

03:45A killer tornado?

03:46Are you sure?

03:47Just look up there.

03:50I'm telling you something, if that tornado hits this wagon train,

03:53we're going to be picked up and blown around like a feather.

03:55I just did my hair.

03:57Don't worry about your hair. Believe me, if that tornado hits,

04:00all we got to do is find the map.

04:02Couldn't we just leave without the map?

04:04Look, I'm going to tell you, that map's got to be around here someplace.

04:06The wind must have blown it away.

04:08We'll help you look for it.

04:10Do you smell something?

04:12Like something burning.

04:18Oh, Al, your blanket.

04:21You can wear it like this.

04:23Never mind the blanket, let's just go find the map,

04:26or we're going to be blown all the way to Laredo.

04:28Laredo? Where's Laredo?

04:29It's in Texas, about 800 miles south.

04:31Never mind, just help me find the map.

04:50That's me.

04:54Here, I'll tell you what we'll do, little pal.

04:57You go over that way, and I'll go over this way.

04:59It's got to be around here somewhere.

05:08Oh, Lulu. Oh, I can see you didn't find the map, either, did you?

05:11Sorry, Cal.

05:12Hey, what's the matter? What are you walking like that for?

05:14I threw a shoe.

05:16You're really worried about that old tornado, aren't you?

05:18I'll tell you something, honey.

05:19You put my worries on a scale from 1 to 10, they measure about 15.

05:22Mr. Callahan, look what I found.

05:25An old cavalry canteen and some ancient Indian jewelry,

05:28which is quite valuable, I suppose.

05:30And I found these luscious-looking blueberries.

05:33They're going to be marvelous with cream, if I can find a cow.

05:37Hey, don't you remember we're supposed to be looking for a map?

05:40Oh, yes, I've forgotten that tornado.

05:44Let's have another look for that map, dear.

05:45The scale just went to 20. It has to be...

05:47There's not a sign of the map anywhere.

05:49Look, why can't we just start riding without it?

05:52Honey, we got to find Hidden Canyon or we got no chance, and I need the map to...

05:56Mr. Callahan, my gold locket's missing.

05:58Are you sure?

05:59I'm positive.

06:00She's right. We were looking for the map, and there was a gold locket. Gone.

06:03It was like great-great-grandmother's.

06:04That's odd. Now, first the map is missing, now the gold locket is missing.

06:07Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You think there's a connection?

06:09Oh, sure. Whoever stole the gold locket wrapped it up in the map.

06:12Dusty.

06:13Yeah?

06:14No, no, no.

06:15Come on, Bessie. We'll look for your locket. They can look for the map.

06:19You really sure about this tornado?

06:21As sure as my name is Callahan, Andy. Believe me when I tell...

06:26Hi, Harry. You want some baked beans?

06:30Harry?

06:31What's the matter with you? Are you crazy? Birds don't eat baked beans.

06:35This one does.

06:37That one's over 200 miles from his natural habitat.

06:40Now, he's scared of something, and I'll bet it's that tornado.

06:43I know. You're right about that.

06:44You know, animals and birds, they have an instinct about these things.

06:48Hey, man, I mean to tell you, we've got to find that map, pronto.

06:55Hey, what's the matter with you? Are you crazy?

06:56We've got to get going. We've got to find that map.

06:58Yeah, but I just want to give him some beans. Here, hold this for a minute, will you?

07:06My emerald. My koala emerald. It's gone.

07:09Oh, Daphne, please remember, calm down. It's insured.

07:13Carter, it's your insurance company.

07:16Good heavens, so it is.

07:18It's a lot of commotion. Let's find the map.

07:20Mrs. Brookhaven's emerald is missing.

07:23Everything seems to be missing. I think my belt buckle is gone.

07:26What makes you think that?

07:27This.

07:30Dusty, for crying out loud, will you cover up?

07:33I heard a scream.

07:34Yeah, well, Miss Brookhaven here lost an emerald, and he's lost a belt buckle.

07:37Yeah, but I thought I heard a scream.

07:38You did. It's the one that raised my hands like this.

07:42Please.

07:43Callahan, can I see you for a moment?

07:44Yeah, sure. Excuse us, will you? And Dusty, keep your hands in your pockets.

07:48What is it, Andy?

07:49Look, there's something strange going on around here.

07:51My college ring is missing.

07:53Lulu just reported one of her earrings gone, and there's Betsy's locket.

07:56There's got to be a thief around here someplace.

07:58Exactly.

07:59Yeah, but why would he steal a map? That has no value.

08:02On the contrary, a map's got great value.

08:05While we're out looking for the map, he figures we'll stay put in one place.

08:09Well, the varmint picks us clean.

08:11But there's one thing he may not know about.

08:14About the tornado.

08:15Aha, yeah, we got him there. A tornado come along and blow...

08:19Yeah, blow him away with the rest of us.

08:21Unless we catch him first and get the map back.

08:24Maybe if we leave out something of value where he can see it, we might trap him.

08:28Good idea.

08:29Maybe Miss Brookhaven will give us something valuable from her jewel box as a decoy.

08:33No, no, she's screaming like a wounded coyote now over that emerald.

08:37Unless, uh...

08:38Unless what?

08:41You keep the girls busy for a little while. I got me an idea.

08:48You want me to talk to the Brookhavens?

08:50That's right. But get them away from the coach before you do it. Wait till I'm through.

08:54Through with what?

08:55Well, never mind. I'll tell you later. Because if I told you, now you'd talk to them about that.

08:59I'm not very good at keeping secrets.

09:01Oh.

09:02Just get them away from the coach and keep them for about five minutes.

09:05Five minutes? Nobody's ever talked to me for that long, especially the Brookhavens. What am I going to talk about?

09:09I don't know. Whatever you've got in common.

09:11In common with the Brookhavens?

09:12Yeah.

09:14I know just the thing.

09:15Oh.

09:22Mr. and Mrs. Brookhaven, I hate to disturb you when you're resting, but...

09:24Oh, we're simply exhausted from searching for that map.

09:28Yeah, well, I want to talk to you about something.

09:30About our period of exhaustion?

09:32Yeah, well, it's very important, or I wouldn't, you know, interrupt your period of exhaustion.

09:36Oh, very well, Dusty. What is it you want to discuss?

09:39Well, I can't talk about it here. It's a very private thing. Couldn't we talk about it over there?

09:43But it's so comfortable here. Couldn't we discuss it here?

09:46Certainly. We have no secrets from the others, so whatever it is you have to say, speak up.

09:51I want to talk to you about my life savings.

09:54Daphne, Dusty, wishing to discuss money. Come along, dear.

10:19Now then, Dusty, what was that about your life savings?

10:24I was thinking about putting them in a bank.

10:26Oh, Mr. Brookhaven owns many banks.

10:28Oh, yeah. Some of the branches of my banks have branches of their own.

10:33Like a money tree.

10:46What are they safe from robbers?

10:48Impenetrable.

10:49Yeah, but are they safe?

10:51Mr. Brookhaven means that our banks and all our strongboxes are under lock and key.

10:59But what if somebody tries to break the lock?

11:02A Brookhaven safety steel guaranteed for life lock?

11:06Huh, impossible.

11:12See, Dusty, you need have no fear when you deal with a Brookhaven bank.

11:17Our strongboxes have never been entered.

11:29Okay, I'll do it. I'll give you my life savings.

11:32It's right here in my piggy bank.

11:35Piggy bank?

11:36Good heavens, Carter, don't touch it.

11:38Pigs are such unclean creatures.

11:41Piggy bank, indeed.

11:43Come, Daphne.

11:48Hey, look what I got. Isn't that a sparkler?

11:52Oh, it's a perfect decoy.

11:54Hey, I bet you that's worth a lot of money.

11:56Hey, I'll just put that over there.

11:59And then tonight, they'll catch the firelight and sparkler. We'll catch that thief.

12:04Callahan, look.

12:08What?

12:09Well, if there hadn't been anybody here, it couldn't have happened.

12:12We're up against a real criminal.

12:13I know, and I'm going to be up against a very mad Mrs. Brookhaven.

12:17Uh, all right, wait a minute.

12:19No, I know what to do.

12:20Tonight, we will set a trap for that thief.

12:23A real trap.

12:25All right, get it off of him. Get it off of him. We got him.

12:29What? Dusty?

12:38Will you sit still? Let us get this thing off of you, Dusty.

12:41Thanks for getting that fishnet off me.

12:43That's not a fishnet. That was a trap.

12:45For a mysterious thief.

12:47I can't believe it. I just can't believe it was you, Dusty.

12:50But, well, never mind. Give a salute.

12:53Okay, I admit it. You caught me in the act.

12:56Hey, Brad, what's bread?

12:58For Harry.

12:59Who's Harry?

13:00That's the bird. You know, he likes baked beans and bread.

13:02Dusty!

13:03What about the valuables?

13:04And the map. That's the most important thing.

13:06The map and the valuables?

13:07Yeah, we've got to get the map to get back on the trail.

13:09Before the tornado hits.

13:11Well, that's a pretty terrific idea, but there's only one problem.

13:13What?

13:14I don't have any of those things.

13:15Dusty.

13:16If you don't believe me, you don't believe me.

13:18I don't have any of those things.

13:19Dusty.

13:20If you don't believe me, you can search.

13:27Wardrobe.

13:28Harry has quite an appetite.

13:30That's my fishhook.

13:32Now you tell me, huh?

13:34He's right. There's nothing here.

13:36Mr. Callahan, I'm innocent.

13:38Hold it.

13:39Maybe Dusty's telling the truth and maybe he's guilty, too.

13:42What are you talking about?

13:43I remember reading in a medical journal about some people

13:46who have this unstoppable desire to steal things,

13:48even from their closest friends.

13:50It's called kleptomania.

13:52I've never even been to that country.

13:53Kleptomania is a sickness.

13:55Now, basically, these are honest people,

13:58but they block this from their mind like it never happened.

14:01Well, you mean he could have taken those things from us and not even know it?

14:04Exactly.

14:05Now, I know a little about hypnosis.

14:07I could put Dusty under.

14:09Under what?

14:10Put him to sleep.

14:11Oh.

14:12To see if unconsciously he's avoiding the truth.

14:14Dusty, do you really think you took those things from us?

14:18I don't know, but if I didn't know,

14:20maybe I did know that I didn't know that I didn't know.

14:23That I knew.

14:24That I know that I didn't know.

14:30Remember, Dusty, we're your friends.

14:32We want to help you.

14:33Did you find anything out yet?

14:35Yeah, we found out that when he's unconscious,

14:37he's just the same as when he's conscious.

14:39Well, I'm going to keep looking for the map.

14:43One, two, three.

14:48Hi, Dusty.

14:49Hi.

14:50Hey, hi there, little pal.

14:51Hi, Dusty.

14:52I want you to tell us everything you did yesterday.

14:54Sure.

14:55Well, now, what did you do after you watered the horses?

14:57Was I supposed to do that?

15:01Right.

15:02What did you do after you didn't water the horses?

15:06I tried to fix the harness.

15:07Harness?

15:08I accidentally caught on the spokes of the wheel.

15:10Yeah, that's what happened to the...

15:12Now, Dusty, this is very important.

15:15Did you enter the Brookhaven's coach at any time?

15:18Yes.

15:19Ah, there you are.

15:20If he went in the coach and took the jewels,

15:22he also took the map.

15:23Dusty, why did you go in the Brookhaven's coach?

15:27To put out the fire.

15:28Fire?

15:29The one that started when I dropped the lantern.

15:37It's so sad, Carter.

15:39My dear, with a tornado approaching,

15:42we must make final arrangements.

15:45Please read it back to me.

15:50To my board of directors,

15:53as my last act on this earth,

15:57I leave the bulk of my estate to the Massachusetts home

16:01for millionaires.

16:04The rich are always discriminated against.

16:10TORNADO

16:15See that?

16:16I can't even play Mumbly Peg right.

16:18Dusty, stop condemning yourself.

16:20Everybody's gonna be killed by that tornado,

16:21and it's all my fault.

16:23Dusty, you're wrong.

16:24Andy said you didn't remember stealing a thing.

16:27Well, maybe I'm so good at covering my tracks,

16:28I don't even know I'm the thief.

16:30Hey, you want something to eat?

16:31Yeah, how about a steak, some hash browns,

16:32and a big slice of apple pie?

16:34Ah, you know we don't have that kind of stuff.

16:37I thought a condemned man got anything he wanted.

16:38You're not a condemned man.

16:40You haven't done anything wrong.

16:42Maybe I haven't, maybe I haven't.

16:45Dusty, look!

16:46On top of your head, a big bird!

16:48The one you were feeding.

16:50Oh, girl, you don't have to cheer me up.

16:51It's no use.

16:52The map! He's got the map!

16:53What's going on here?

16:54Mr. Callaghan, look, the raven.

16:56He's got the map.

16:57I can see he's got the map.

16:58Don't anybody move!

17:05Follow that bird!

17:09He's probably got our jewelry, too.

17:11Stand back, everybody.

17:12Hey, don't shoot him, Mr. Callaghan.

17:14I'm not going to shoot him,

17:15I'm just going to scare him so he'll drop the map.

17:17He's my friend, let me talk to him.

17:19Well, if anybody knows what's going on in a bird's brain,

17:22he does.

17:29Hey, look at this.

17:31My locket.

17:33My earring.

17:35And everything else that was missing.

17:37Well, get the map!

17:40Oh, well, here's some more bread, some baked beans,

17:44and...

17:46he eats worms.

17:48Well, hurry up and get the map!

17:51Mr. Callaghan, look!

17:53What?

17:56Yeah, but he's still got the map!

17:58Don't worry, I'll get it.

18:04Hi, Harry.

18:05Hi, Harry.

18:07Nice, Harry.

18:08Don't eat the map, Harry.

18:10Let me have it.

18:11Come on, boy.

18:12Come on, I'll give you a whole slice of bread.

18:15Center cut, with a worm.

18:22Cave.

18:23All right, you get Mrs. Brookhaven and the coach,

18:25and pull and secure all those grapes, will you?

18:27All right, look, we're going to pull out of here

18:29as soon as he gets back with the map.

18:30Tie that thing down tight.

18:31Right.

18:32Mr. Callaghan, come quick,

18:33I got Harry trapped in the cave with the map.

18:34Cave? What cave?

18:35Over there, behind those rocks.

18:36It's too late now, look!

18:43All right, everybody in the cave!

18:46Come on, girls.

18:47Hey!

19:03I know the way!

19:04Everybody, follow me!

19:11Mr. Callaghan!

19:13Pass me!

19:14You look after the Brookhavens,

19:15and I'll look after the horses.

19:17Okay, I'll help you!

19:23My channel!

19:24My precious horse,

19:25and we have to save it!

19:38My service for 12!

19:40Don't you need service for 250?

19:42My securities!

19:44I left them in the stagecoach!

19:46I'll help you get them!

19:57Cave's over there!

20:00Put your back to the wind!

20:11Hi, Lulu!

20:13I'm not Lulu!

20:15I'm Mr. Callaghan!

20:17Get this thing off of me!

20:19Okay, but I think you've got a nice seat.

20:21Yes!

20:22Come on, we've got to get to that cave!

20:34Will you come on?

20:41I didn't think it would be this far!

20:52Hey, Justin, we made it!

20:54We made it!

20:55Hey, Justin, we're in here!

20:59We didn't think you'd make it alive!

21:01I'm not sure I did.

21:02How's everybody in here?

21:04Yeah, just a little cold.

21:05Yes, it is frightfully drifty.

21:07Well, at least we're safe.

21:09Yeah, well, thanks to Dusty here for finding this cave.

21:12Me? Don't thank me, thank my friend Harry.

21:14He's the one who found the cave.

21:17Hey, looks like he's trying to give us back that map, Andy.

21:20It's almost like he wanted us to follow him in here on purpose.

21:26Hey, maybe it's his way of repaying Dusty for feeding him and saving his life.

21:30Yeah, too bad we can't give him some kind of reward, huh?

21:33Too bad I don't have my checkbook handy.

21:36I've got something for him.

21:40It used to be a piece of bread.

21:42Oh, Dusty, that's a pretty crummy reward.

21:52Now listen, your nest is back the way it was and you've got two days' worth of supply of bread.

21:55Hey, Dusty, come on, I've got the coach and the wagon all fixed. We've got to move.

21:58Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye.

22:00Now go ahead and say goodbye to Harry.

22:02It's not Harry anymore, it's Harriet.

22:04How come?

22:05Look what I found in the nest.

22:07Oh, come on.

22:09Goodbye, Mother.

22:37The End

Category

Transcript

Recommended