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00:00Buffalo Bill Junior! Buffalo Bill Junior!
00:07Buffalo Bill Junior!
00:10With his little sister, Calamity!
00:15Buffalo Bill Junior brings you exciting action!
00:22Thrills and fun with Judge Ben Barron Square Wiley!
00:29Buffalo Bill! Buffalo Bill! Buffalo Bill Junior!
00:46The year of the drought is one we'll always remember in Wileyville.
00:50Of course, the town itself was built around the spring, so everything there kept pretty green.
00:56The townspeople weren't even uncomfortable.
00:59It was mighty hard on the neighboring ranchers.
01:02Fighting the earth is hard enough, but when Providence holds back the rains and the streams dry up,
01:10well, tempers are just bound to get as short as the withered crops themselves.
01:17I can't do anything for you, Peterson, but Mr. Williams helps us always when we need help.
01:22Mr. Williams won't be back for a week. Until then, I'm in charge and there'll be no loans to farmers.
01:26Hello, Bill.
01:27Mr. Quigley, how do you...
01:28Here's this judge's package. Sign here, please.
01:30Mr. Quigley, you don't understand. I've got to plant a new crop. My old crop is ruined.
01:33My wife and children, they'll starve unless I get help.
01:35This is an express office, Peterson. We do a little banking as an accommodation.
01:39But it's not a charity institution. Now, get out.
01:41But, Mr. Quigley, I'm not asking for charity. All I want is help. Don't you understand?
01:45I said get out!
01:47Mr. Peterson, come on now. Stop it.
01:50Come on, Mr. Peterson. You're going to get in trouble. Stop it, please.
01:57Now, Mr. Peterson, just take it.
02:04Relax, Mr. Peterson. Now, put the gun away, Mr. Quigley. I'll take care of him.
02:11Come on, Mr. Peterson. Let's go.
02:21J.P. Jan Peterson.
02:34No matter how you slice it, Peterson, it still comes out criminal assault.
02:38Now, the court has considered your provocations in this matter and finds them to be downright considerable.
02:44Now, the court has considered your provocations in this matter and finds them to be downright considerable.
02:50What with the troughs and your family to feed, notwithstanding, etc.,
02:56the court's got no choice but to find you guilty as charged and sentence you to 30 days.
03:01Now, wait a minute. The court isn't finished yet.
03:04Bill, bring over that box there.
03:08Now, the court recognizes the extenuating circumstances and has decided to suspend sentence on one condition,
03:17and that condition is that you take that box of groceries home to your wife.
03:21Now, what do you say?
03:24Well, court's adjourned. Get on home to your wife or she'll get worried. Hurry up.
03:38Bill! Gus! Look!
03:59Whoa!
04:02Good friends of Wileyville, gather round, gather round.
04:06I have a message for you, an opportunity that doesn't come very often.
04:11Good friends, citizens, countrymen, lend me your ears.
04:15I come to bring you a miracle, a miracle of modern science.
04:20Rain, rain, rain.
04:23Rain, rain, rain.
04:26Deliciously wet, delightfully wet rain that your neighboring ranchers need so badly.
04:33It's a rainmaker, Bill. He's going to make it rain. I can feel it. He's a rainmaker.
04:38Uh-huh. And you're the president and I'm the queen of Sheba.
04:41And now, my good friends and lucky citizens of Wileyville, permit me to introduce myself.
04:48Rainmaker extraordinaire at your service, me lords and ladies.
04:54And beside me, that paragon of homely virtues and face to match, my assistant, Bardolph Higgins.
05:04And now, my good friends, to the matter at hand.
05:08In an attempt to alleviate the serious doubt, my assistant and I will give a public demonstration
05:15of the magical and mystical science of rainmaking right here on the main street tomorrow at mid-morning.
05:23Come one, come all. And come ye not empty-handed.
05:28My friends, I thank you.
05:36Oh, look at the big wheel, Bill.
05:46Judge Wiley, I presume?
05:48Yes, sir. That's right.
05:49Well, I should like to purchase supplies at your emporium, sir.
05:52And also keep my equipment behind your presence at tomorrow's demonstration.
05:59Shall we discuss terms?
06:02Yeah. Come on inside, Mr. Falstaff.
06:05All right.
06:15A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:36I told you once, I told you a dozen times to keep away from this wagon.
06:40I didn't touch anything, honest.
06:42Now go on, beat it.
06:43This is my backyard and I'll stay here if I want to.
06:46All right.
06:47Keep your dirty hands off my sister.
07:14He's in! He's in!
07:16A war!
07:17He's in! Stop that fighting at once!
07:21Stop it! Stop it! Stop it, please!
07:24He tried to hit me and then he started a fight with Bill.
07:27For shame! For shame!
07:29To the wagon at once, thou malcontent!
07:32Go rogue! Return to your labors!
07:35My deepest, profuse, and most profound apologies to you both.
07:39Your abject, humble servant is indeed disconsolate.
07:43But how can I atone?
07:45Ah, a thought!
07:48Both of you shall sit on your own wagon seat for the demonstration tomorrow.
07:52A private box for the show of the ages.
07:55Well, what say you?
07:57Gee, can't we?
07:59You can if you like. We'd better be getting in the house.
08:03As the seventh son of a seventh son,
08:07in the name of Iris Sirius and Juno,
08:10hear my supplication.
08:13Well, what say you now?
08:15Clouds. White clouds.
08:17Ah, but rain comes from dark clouds.
08:20Black clouds.
08:22Forsooth, we'll change the world.
08:25Forsooth, we'll change the world.
08:28Clouds. Black clouds.
08:30Forsooth, we'll change the clouds.
08:33Are you ready for the biggings?
08:36I am ready.
08:38Start the demonstration!
08:51Spirits of the weather,
08:53I and my fellows are ministers of fate.
08:56I may as well lose the loud winds
08:59and demolish one plume that is in my crown.
09:03My fellow ministers are alike invulnerable.
09:06Let there be rain!
09:27Clarity!
09:37Sound like gunshots!
09:39To the express office!
09:51What happened?
09:53A masked man came in the side door, held me up,
09:56forced me to open the safe,
09:58stole $20,000.
10:00I tried to stop him, but he shot,
10:03grazed my head.
10:06This pipe fell out of his pocket when we were fighting.
10:10J.P. Jan Peterson.
10:13After what happened yesterday, this looks bad.
10:16Bill, you better bring him in.
10:18No, Judge, Jan Peterson couldn't do a thing like that.
10:20Well, we'll leave that up to a court of law. Bring him in.
10:22Yes, sir.
10:30Do me a favor, sis.
10:32I want you to keep an eye on those rainmakers,
10:34but stay out of trouble and don't let them out of your sight.
10:36You think they had anything to do with the robbery?
10:39I don't think Peterson did.
10:41That's silly. They wouldn't rob the express office
10:44and then sit out in front in plain sight.
10:47Besides, Mr. Quigley identified Peterson.
10:50I heard him. What about the pipe?
10:52Look, Calamity, I don't have time to argue with you.
10:54Will you do as I ask you and watch him?
10:56That's silly, but all right.
10:59Good. I'll explain it to you when I get back. Come on.
11:07Be with you in a minute, gentlemen.
11:09There, that ought to do it.
11:11Now, you just take it easy for a couple of days and you'll be fine.
11:14Thank you, Judge.
11:16No, no, no, just take a rest. It'll do you good.
11:21Well, not too much luck making rain,
11:25but you did manage to stir up a storm of trouble.
11:28Ah, so may the outward shows be lost themselves,
11:32but the world is still deceived with ornaments.
11:36Yeah, whatever that's supposed to mean.
11:39Well, your groceries come to $4.
11:50Ah!
12:20$4.
12:51But he said you were the masked man.
12:53The man is crazy.
12:55Well, what about the pipe? It is yours.
12:58That's right. That pipe belongs to me,
13:00but I lost it yesterday when we had the fight, don't you remember?
13:03I missed it when I got home.
13:05Then you weren't in town today?
13:07I could use the money, but no, I wasn't in town.
13:13You do believe me, don't you, Bill?
13:15I do.
13:18You do believe me, don't you, Bill?
13:20Well, it doesn't matter much what I believe.
13:22Mount up. We'll go to town and do some checking.
13:27But, Bill, you do believe me, don't you?
13:30Yes, Mr. Peterson. I believe you.
13:33Come on.
13:35Bill, Calamity's gone. I've searched everywhere for her.
13:38Looked high and low, and no sign of her.
13:40Where's the Rainmaker?
13:42The Rainmaker? Where they... What's that got to do with Calamity?
13:45They left town hours ago.
13:47Wherever the Rainmaker is, that's where we'll find Calamity.
13:49I told you, they left town hours ago.
13:51Quigley.
13:53Bill.
13:55Quigley engineered that holdup.
13:57Quigley?
13:59Quigley.
14:01Quigley.
14:03Quigley engineered that holdup.
14:05Quigley and Falstaff know each other, and I saw Higgins go into the express office just before the shots were fired.
14:08What are you talking about?
14:10If anyone knows where the Rainmaker is, Quigley will, and I mean to find out now.
14:13Wait a minute. What's Quigley got to do with Calamity and the Rainmaker, and what about Peterson?
14:17Just take good care of Mr. Peterson. I'll be right back with the real thieves and Calamity.
14:33Let's go.
15:03Let's go.
15:33Let's go.
16:03Let's go.
16:33Let's go.
16:43You blind, stupid fools, taking this girl along.
16:45When she's missed, they'll be searching the whole countryside with a fine-toothed comb.
16:48We didn't take her. She was inside the machine when we got here.
16:51I, the Mackey, speak truth verily.
16:53Young lass was an uninvited guest.
16:56Unsought, unsuspected, and most decidedly unwelcome.
17:00But, she's here.
17:02What about the money? You got that all right?
17:04Oh, the money, my friend, the money.
17:07Money, ducats, ducats, beautiful ducats.
17:12Quigley, an evil tempered lout you may be, but the imagination of a poet.
17:18Magnifique.
17:20What are you talking about?
17:21Why, the modus operandi.
17:23Our little production of crime.
17:25The rain machine with its billows of smoke to hide everything.
17:28And the good Bardolph Higgins who takes the money from you
17:31and hides the filthy looker in the machine.
17:34A few shots, a bump on the head.
17:36Ah, but the crowning touch, the piece de resistance
17:40to put the blame on Peterson, the country bumpkin.
17:43That, my boy, was a stroke of genius.
17:47While you blabber away, they probably figured out that Peterson didn't do it at all.
17:51Most likely, they're searching for us right now.
17:53Hurry up with that food.
17:55We'll grab a bite, divide the money, and then we'll be off.
17:57What about the girl?
17:58Well, she's as good as an insurance policy.
18:00No rough stuff with her.
18:01We'll take her along and head for the border.
18:03When we know we're safe, we'll dump her.
18:06As long as we got her, even if they catch up with us,
18:08they won't dare shoot at us.
18:10Hurry up with that food.
18:28Patience. Patience, merchants.
18:31Your courage uses through your pores.
18:33Go out and see what's bottled in horses.
18:36Well, pluck up your spirits, men.
18:39Eat.
18:41What's the matter, kid?
18:42Don't you like your food?
18:43I'm not hungry.
18:44Well, you've got to eat.
18:45Eat something.
18:46Go ahead and eat.
18:48What's the matter, kid? Don't you like your food?
18:50I'm not hungry.
18:51Well, you've got to eat. Eat something. Go ahead and eat.
19:07Now, what's making you spooky?
19:09Me, Mr. Higgins. Not a sound.
19:12Keep your hands up. High.
19:14Over toward the wagon.
19:17Over toward the wagon.
19:26All right, get up in that compartment. Not a sound, or it'll be your last.
19:29Go on, move. Pronto.
19:32What's taking him so long?
19:34There it goes again.
19:36Now, wait, wait. I'll go and see myself.
19:39Ah, cowards die many times before their deaths.
19:44The valiant man never tastes of death but warts.
19:51Now, what's the matter, kid?
19:53Me, Mr. Higgins. Not a sound.
19:55Keep your hands up. High.
19:57Over toward the wagon.
19:59Not a sound, or it'll be your last.
20:01The valiant man never tastes of death but warts.
20:08Julius Caesar, act two, scene two.
20:14You stay where you are. Sit down.
20:22Higgins?
20:24Higgins! Well, curse that lazy wreck. Higgins!
20:29I can't make it. My stomach won't fit.
20:31How'd you like to try a coffin on for size?
20:34Mere prose, but effective.
20:59Higgins!
21:29Higgins!
21:31Higgins!
22:02Stop it!
22:04Stop it!
22:18Get up, Bill! Come on!
22:31Look out! He's gonna hit you with a rock!
23:01Well, sorry we had to bring you in, Jan, but that's the way things go.
23:05I understand, Judge.
23:06Will you give my regards to Miss Peterson and the kids?
23:08Yes, I'll do that.
23:10And give my thanks to Bill for all he did for me, will you, Judge?
23:12Oh, of course I will. I'll tell him.
23:14Goodbye, sir.
23:18Now, young lady, you mind what you're doing.
23:21This pound-pounded rain-making thing has got to be sent over to the county seat...
23:25to use as evidence against those scoundrels.
23:27So don't let anybody tamper with it.
23:29Yes, sir.
23:30All right.
23:31Judge?
23:32Yeah?
23:33Do you think this rain-making machine will really make rain?
23:36Oh, phooey!
23:41Let it rain! Let it rain! Let it rain!
24:00Buffalo Bill Jr.
24:04Now with his horse and with his gun
24:07He's not afraid of anyone
24:09Cause no one's quicker on the draw
24:12Or quicker to defend the law
24:14Buffalo Bill Jr.
24:16Buffalo Bill Jr.
24:19He's the son of a son of a gun
24:21Buffalo Bill
24:23Buffalo Bill
24:24Buffalo Bill
24:25Buffalo Bill Jr.
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