Are you having several spots of bother with your tattered old adventure games? Being inconvenienced by sudden deaths and silly programming? Well try our patented FURIOUS SAVING technique and those troubles will go away. All you have to do is smash the Enter key as many times you can in three seconds, and presto , your game is saved and your anger is reduced. Try it today!
Warning: May cause ringworm and broken Enter keys.
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