*Video intro/outro inspired by Big Al. Thanks for the years of entertainment*
This game should just be called Shit Fighter V Capcom Business Model at this point. Game's not even three years old and I am already sick of ranting about a terrible fighting game (More than Dark Souls/Bloodborne) with a terrible business model for a game that fails to even live up to a standard among fighting games, so here are at least 40 reasons why the game is terrible:
•INB4 Fight Money becomes microtransactions
•Can't change the music in UI to match remixed older SF music
•Pointless in having costume swaps as DLC instead of just having the character
•Pro players (who make money) whining about "top tier" characters
•Game updates and/or new content is lacking and inconsistent
•Red Bull promotion codes that are on PS4 only, and are rehashed recolors to boot
•Fighting is dumbed down to Skyrim levels
•Not enough base characters (SIXTEEN)
•Half the roster is paid DLC
•Fight money has good intentions but prices are sky high
•Real money is easier to pay with than Fight money
•50 Fight money per complete online match
•Fight Money rewards are usually ONE TIME ONLY
•Few times in the game's entire life cycle gives you Fight Money is unjustifiable
•No character selection screen in online matches (unless in Battle Lounge, IF TURNED ON)
•TIMED DLC
•Survival Mode is repetitive and hasn't been updated since Day 1
•Old Trials and Demonstrations still linger without update
•Even Capcom has to tell you in updates that moves MAY not work in newer versions
•No infinite timer option in VS mode
•The drawn artwork is not put into good use
•Lackluster character stories
•Nostalgic stages and costumes aren't free when they should be
•Street Fighter 2 DLC warriors (Guile, Balrog, Akuma, Blanka; Sagat is from SF1 but still a shitty business practice)
•Not enough worthwhile new challengers
•Capcom trying to make F.A.N.G. badass in a side story when shown in-game as a complete joke
•Too many alternate costumes for Chun-Li
•Laura is obvious next-gen fanservice for SF geeks
•Capcom crossover costumes are lazy
•Button reading AI
•Akuma is once again the poster boy
•Weekly missions are cryptic
•Weekly missions now give half of the rewards
•Extra Battle is literally pay to win
•Not enough mission variety
•Most missions require online play
•Need Fighter ID and Flag just to play
•Need to pay money JUST to change Fighter ID and Flag
•Online only
•Esports shoved into DLC stages and costumes
•No bundles that can be paid with fight money
•Introduction video doesn't replay on bootup
•Extra battles that don't add anything to the game
•Blanka-chan
•Capcom Drones
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