(via stupidDOPE.com) Like a blast from the past, JOLT Cola has resurfaced like a submarine from the depths of the Cold War. Well before the flood of today's energy drinks, college kids and deadline-driven professionals fueled their energy banks with all the real sugar & twice the caffeine of regular sodas. Right in time for the release of Stranger Things 2, this Halloween will feel like 1985 again, sans Reagan. Lucky for us, JOLT Cola isn't being re-branded, as they are also retaining their canned format rather than upscale Pepsi Perfect renditions.

And before you go scouring the streets asking where's the beef, we want to let you know that JOLT Cola is available at a Dollar General near you for you guessed it, one dollar.

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