- 5/19/2017
A Boy and His Dog (1975)
R | 1h 31min | Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi | 14 November 1975 (USA)
Set in the year 2024 in Post-Apocalyptic America, 18-year old Vic and his telepathic dog Blood are happy scavengers in the desolate wilderness ravaged by World War Four, where survivors must battle for food, shelter, and sexual companionship in the desert-like wasteland. Vic and Blood eke out a meager existence, foraging for food and fighting gangs of cutthroats. When they find a woman named Quilla Jones, she lures Vic into a bizarre underground city, where he is to be used against his will to impregnate dozens of young ladies!
Director: L.Q. Jones
Writers: L.Q. Jones (screenplay), Harlan Ellison (novel)
Stars: Don Johnson, Jason Robards, Susanne Benton
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R | 1h 31min | Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi | 14 November 1975 (USA)
Set in the year 2024 in Post-Apocalyptic America, 18-year old Vic and his telepathic dog Blood are happy scavengers in the desolate wilderness ravaged by World War Four, where survivors must battle for food, shelter, and sexual companionship in the desert-like wasteland. Vic and Blood eke out a meager existence, foraging for food and fighting gangs of cutthroats. When they find a woman named Quilla Jones, she lures Vic into a bizarre underground city, where he is to be used against his will to impregnate dozens of young ladies!
Director: L.Q. Jones
Writers: L.Q. Jones (screenplay), Harlan Ellison (novel)
Stars: Don Johnson, Jason Robards, Susanne Benton
We have over 15,000 titles available for licensing to VOD Platforms. Contact: sales@echelonstudios.us
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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:01:00You
00:01:25World War three hot and cold
00:01:28Plastic from old
00:01:32Female rover pack has a hundred and twenty five yards solo waiting to move in 75 yards
00:01:57I
00:02:27Oh
00:02:37One more
00:02:39You
00:02:56You're still constantly overreacting I have absolutely no idea I've managed to keep you alive so long
00:03:01I
00:03:07Wouldn't bother going down in there unless your taste has changed radically. They left an ugly mess. I
00:03:13Said they left a mess. I heard you
00:03:15Pearls before swine all my directives go completely unregarded
00:03:20Sometimes you're just as ignorant as any other common Rover
00:03:22What indication of a female at all with caution to the wind the eyes glaze the glands swell on the brain freezes?
00:03:28I can't see a thing in there. Smell it
00:03:31No, I thought you were doing all the scouting today Vic damn it blood. Don't give me a hard time smell it
00:03:39It's clean
00:04:01Oh
00:04:25Dad a shame
00:04:27Hell I didn't have to cut her
00:04:30She could have been used two or three more times war is hell
00:04:36All right, run it again
00:04:38It's so funny when you're sexually frustrated
00:04:41I'm funny enough to kick you upside the butt
00:04:43I said fine and I ain't kid one does not say ain't Albert simply say I'm not kidding fine dog meat
00:04:50Stop calling me Albert. Oh, you would stone a poor defenseless animal, wouldn't you?
00:04:56Yes, I can tell that you would I can tell by your short breath and your disgusting aggressive behavior that you would
00:05:04And that's because you're not a nice person Albert you're not a nice person at all
00:05:26I
00:05:29Gawk at you when you're working. I'll locate a female if there's one you go look for food
00:05:55I
00:05:58I
00:06:21Detect no living female person within my reign sir
00:06:23I have sniffed and I have cast and I have a negative reading
00:06:27However, I'd be delighted to tell you a suggestive story if you think that would help
00:06:31pass fuzzy, but a
00:06:34Cautious young fellow named large and seatbelts installed in his Dodge
00:06:39When his date was strapped in he committed a sin without even leaving the garage
00:06:53Let's
00:06:58See from March
00:07:011953 to June
00:07:03Albert you have all the cranial capacity of a canary now
00:07:06I'm going to recount these events of historical significance once again now, please please try to assimilate them this time
00:07:16We're war three hot and cold lasted from June
00:07:191950 to March
00:07:211983 when the Vatican armistice was signed between the eastern and western blocks a total of 33 years
00:07:27Is it too fast for you?
00:07:30No, I'm right with you. Oh good
00:07:37Now
00:07:39World War four lasted five days just long enough for the final missiles to leave their silos on both sides
00:07:46What's left here where once were homes and families and warm hearts
00:07:52Get off my back you mad dog
00:07:56Now
00:07:58only desolation civilization lies smothered and decaying under an ocean of mud belonging to
00:08:04Anyone who's strong enough to kick and fight and take it for his own. That's dramatic. I like that
00:08:10So spread about us the city of Phoenix, Arizona where in
00:08:162006 18-odd years ago you managed to come into the world and we became associates now, let's hear that back
00:08:41Oh
00:08:51Let's run through the modern presidents a good to all this history crap gonna do just do the presidents
00:09:02Truman Eisenhower Kennedy Johnson Nixon
00:09:11Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy
00:09:29Your continued narrow-minded refusal to believe in over-the-hills possibly costing us a better life, you know
00:09:36When do we start looking for it again?
00:09:41As I get my heart started, I mean let's stop
00:09:43I know what you mean over the hill where the deer and the antelope play and it's warm and clean and we can relax and
00:09:49Have fun and then they grow food right out of the ground. How do you like that pipe dream? It's called farming
00:09:55Oh, I believe you and they also have a great crop of clothes and guns and gorgeous chicks
00:10:01Now tell me how you saw the whole wonderful thing with your baby blues never said I saw it
00:10:05I said I heard about it and from who from whom and you know from whom?
00:10:09And whom the hell's gonna believe a police dog
00:10:21I'm sorry blood. I
00:10:23Believe you about over the hill hell. I believe anything you tell me and even if we don't know for sure
00:10:28It's worth checking on right?
00:10:31Right, whatever you say
00:10:33And we will go just like I promised
00:10:36Right now I'm hungry and I want to get laid so find me abroad and we'll go to the promised land
00:10:42That's what you always say. I know I know but I mean at this time find me a chick and we'll go. I'm hungry
00:10:51I'll tell you what you go find a chick and I'll hustle us up some food. I'm hungry
00:10:55You already said that goddammit and I just said I can't do good work when I'm hungry
00:10:59You ain't pulling that crap on me again
00:11:02And you can shove that part about how you lost the ability to hunt for food when you learned how to talk
00:11:07Oh hell, all you're good for is finding hard stringy scumbags that are just liable to cut off my goddamn no food. No females
00:11:14Okay, you just sit there on your fuzzy butt while I do all the goddamn work
00:11:18But I'll tell you one goddamn thing. You better do some practice
00:11:21It's been six weeks since I've been late and it sure as hell ain't been that long since you ate
00:11:32Oh
00:12:02Oh
00:12:25Let's be something special you got the whole bunch
00:12:32You know
00:12:35You get yourself up
00:12:51Wonder why they hang around him. Hmm probably just charisma
00:13:02Oh
00:13:32Please
00:14:02And
00:14:23We're soft rain
00:14:28Mountains were high
00:14:31God, I wish he'd tuned that.
00:14:35Well?
00:14:37I don't know. Checked out crackerjack to here.
00:14:41Think he just might do.
00:14:43Maybe.
00:14:49Get out of there!
00:14:50Get up here!
00:14:54Get your hands off me now! Get away from there!
00:15:01Mmm, look at all that food.
00:15:05I'm not here to take a hand in that.
00:15:07You ain't doing well.
00:15:08That's me!
00:15:10A mule eye?
00:15:13I need shoes. Anybody see some shoes?
00:15:19Dig! Dig, you pigs! Get down in there and dig!
00:15:22Hurry up!
00:15:23This place ought to be loaded. Get out of there!
00:15:27Might work.
00:15:28We'll wait like we always do.
00:15:31To hell with waiting.
00:15:33Vic, come back here!
00:15:38Get away from him! He's trying to hit it!
00:15:40Help! Help! He's digging our dig!
00:15:42Stop that!
00:15:44Come on! Help! Help! Help!
00:15:52Holy damn dog! Get up there out of the hole!
00:15:59Get back down in there, you idiots! Get back in there!
00:16:04Let him go!
00:16:06Oh, shut up! Keep running!
00:16:09At least he's got some guts. Now dig in there!
00:16:11Get out of there and guard that wagon!
00:16:16Run, boy!
00:16:19Come back any time, though.
00:16:26Dig, you suckers!
00:16:28Come on.
00:16:37That's our boy.
00:16:39Put out the cheese.
00:16:55What do you want to do tonight?
00:16:58Oh, it doesn't really matter to me.
00:17:00Whatever you like to do, I'll...
00:17:03Vic?
00:17:12Well, now that we're loaded,
00:17:14I guess we could hit the turf.
00:17:18Yes, we could do that.
00:17:22Well, if you'd rather...
00:17:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That'd be fine.
00:17:26We could probably even afford a little...
00:17:31popcorn.
00:17:32Come on.
00:17:54That's good for the rifle. Put it in the water there.
00:17:57They're getting wet there. Move them over.
00:17:59Goes to rust fast.
00:18:01Move on along.
00:18:03Listen, you mother-frabbing toad, you moved my stuff over.
00:18:06Move is heat. We don't want no trouble tonight.
00:18:16Except one rust spot,
00:18:17you're going to wake up with a crowd around you.
00:18:32Sardines.
00:18:36What about the mutt?
00:18:38He ain't no mutt.
00:18:39You want to see the movies or don't you?
00:18:57Peaches.
00:19:02How the hell am I supposed to know that?
00:19:04You can read, can't you?
00:19:10Peaches for the dog.
00:19:12Beets are better for him anyway.
00:19:31I want popcorn.
00:19:34You said we'd get some.
00:19:36Come on, Albert, buy me some popcorn.
00:19:41You're just being an ass.
00:19:50I hope the next time you play with yourself, you go blind.
00:20:02Come on.
00:20:28Come on, let's sit down in front.
00:20:31Sit down.
00:20:38Sit down.
00:20:44Get your ass over there. I want to sit there.
00:20:48How can you enjoy a show without popcorn?
00:20:52Not again.
00:20:53Not number six.
00:20:55You can't have a weak heart.
00:20:57Maybe the doctor was right.
00:20:59Oh, Leo, that's a bad scratch there.
00:21:12All right, tightwad, watch the master at work.
00:21:17He sure is.
00:21:25Charity is a thing of the past.
00:21:27Hey, Mark, you got a grease rag handy?
00:21:53There's a female in here.
00:21:58You're nuts.
00:22:01I tell you, she's in here.
00:22:09Where?
00:22:13Where is she?
00:22:18Wait a minute.
00:22:20Come on out here. I want to talk to you.
00:22:27Come on.
00:22:39Lion egg sucker, I ought to kick your tail up around your ears.
00:22:43You expect me to believe that you can whiffer
00:22:45and there ain't no other dog in the whole joint that's caught her yet?
00:22:47Oh, you forget my infallibility, Albert.
00:22:49That's foolish.
00:22:50No, I didn't forget. I just don't believe it.
00:22:57Where is she?
00:23:03Knock it off!
00:23:07How the hell can I see the picture?
00:23:12Get him out of here!
00:23:23Okay, all right, I was dumb.
00:23:25You taught me all I know.
00:23:26I believe everything you say.
00:23:51That wasn't her, was it?
00:23:53Come on, she might get away.
00:23:56I'll buy you the popcorn.
00:24:14No!
00:24:16No!
00:24:18No!
00:24:21I can't!
00:24:24Here!
00:24:27No!
00:24:36Bottom line, you're a brain with an educated nose
00:24:39and there's no other canine in your class.
00:24:41She's dressed like a solo wearing a knit cap.
00:24:56Here.
00:25:27Where's the kid?
00:25:28He's spending the night with Johnny Lambert.
00:25:57Oh!
00:25:59Oh!
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:20Oh!
00:26:22Please!
00:26:24Help me, now!
00:26:28Come on, get up!
00:26:31Not yet, Johnny!
00:26:39Come on, Johnny!
00:26:41Look what I found.
00:26:45Hey!
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:52Okay, which way did she go?
00:26:54To the right.
00:26:57Come on.
00:27:05That's it for tonight.
00:27:06Shut her down.
00:27:16Come on.
00:27:47That stupid broad.
00:27:50She's in there where the screamers hold up.
00:27:54They're not in there now.
00:27:55She's alone.
00:27:57Screamers.
00:27:59Damn it.
00:28:01Now, when the hell am I going to nail her in there?
00:28:03Simple.
00:28:04Stop shaking like a leaf and go do it.
00:28:06Are you sure it's clean?
00:28:09Albert.
00:28:10Have I ever lied to you?
00:28:34You didn't come out?
00:28:35I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:38I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:41I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:44I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:47I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:50I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:53I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:02I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:05I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:08I don't know what you're talking about.
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00:29:14I don't know what you're talking about.
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00:30:47I don't know what you're talking about.
00:30:50I don't know what you're talking about.
00:30:53I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna get one of them mats.
00:31:23You make one move off there and I'll shoot your leg right out from under you.
00:31:53Well, what are you looking at?
00:31:59What's your name?
00:32:00Vic.
00:32:01Vic what?
00:32:02Just Vic.
00:32:03Well, then what are your mother's and father's names?
00:32:13Boy, are you a dumb broad.
00:32:22I told you to stop looking at me like that or I'll bust your teeth out.
00:32:26Now get that stuff off.
00:32:50What's your name?
00:32:51Quila June Holmes.
00:32:52That's a weird name.
00:32:53It's not.
00:32:54My mother says it's not that unusual back in Oklahoma.
00:32:55Know where you folks come from?
00:32:56Before the war.
00:32:57You must be pretty old by now.
00:32:58They are but they're okay I guess.
00:32:59You know, I guess you're right.
00:33:00Oklahoma. The way folks come from? Before the war. They must be pretty old by now.
00:33:14They are, but they're okay, I guess.
00:33:19I mean, I guess, I guess we'd better...
00:33:29Now what? Rover pack 23 strong. We got the buildings surrounded. Great. Some other mutt
00:33:34must have smelled her in the theater. Who are you talking to? Him. The dog? Give him the girl.
00:33:40We dig in and stand them off. They don't know about us, just give them the girl,
00:33:43let's get out of here. We stay, now you got any helpful suggestions?
00:33:46Yes, pull up your pants, Romeo.
00:33:53Now would you listen to reason? There's too many of them for us, you're gonna get us all shot up.
00:34:00You damn fool.
00:34:04One way out of here, boxed in, there's no good.
00:34:08Out there in the big room, that's the place. What? Oh, Jesus. They'll probably come down the ladder.
00:34:15Would you talk to strangers? Shut up, will you? I can see you're gonna be a great help.
00:34:20Do you understand me? Now if we can get one down, take his heat, not to give up a little bit...
00:34:25Shut up!
00:34:38You got a scraper?
00:34:57Your lovely odds were up against her, I think. You were right, let's set up for him.
00:35:01And I'm right about this simpering female. Forget that, now how do you figure the fight?
00:35:07Go on, we'll back you up.
00:35:37Let's get out of here.
00:36:08Stop!
00:36:14She's moving again.
00:36:20Get her off me!
00:36:22Get her off!
00:36:24Please, please, please!
00:36:26Now!
00:36:37Ah!
00:36:55Where'd she go?
00:37:03Good or bad first?
00:37:05Bad.
00:37:07All right, they didn't come down the ladder as I anticipated, and since they've found other ways in, we've lost the element of surprise.
00:37:13There's no way we can handle them.
00:37:15Any good?
00:37:17Let the seven dwarfs have Snow White and we can get out of here with all our parts.
00:37:21Over my dead body.
00:37:23They're working on that right now.
00:37:35Screamers.
00:37:37Where? I don't hear them.
00:37:39What would everyone do if they heard one right now?
00:37:41Run like a son of a bitch.
00:37:47It's worth a try.
00:38:01Screamers.
00:38:03Screamers.
00:38:11You hear that?
00:38:15Screamers!
00:38:33Screamers.
00:38:39Screaming.
00:38:49Screaming.
00:38:57Screams.
00:39:03Get out of the way!
00:39:30Come on, get out of the way!
00:39:33Get out of the way!
00:39:41Make certain they're gone, Vic.
00:39:43Don't stick your empty head up there.
00:39:45Take it easy.
00:39:47Shut her up, I can't hear myself think.
00:39:49Get something green. Get her skirt.
00:39:52Wrap it around a stick and wave it up there.
00:39:54Shine her flashlight up through it.
00:40:03Are they gone?
00:40:06What do you think?
00:40:09They are wet!
00:40:13We did it!
00:40:15I didn't give a whole sack full of potatoes to see the look on their faces when they ran.
00:40:23Hey, bud, we did it! We did it!
00:40:28Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
00:40:29They might still be out there, just pull back a little.
00:40:32Wait till daylight and then we'll see.
00:40:34Okay, well, I'll take the chicken.
00:40:39She's right below us.
00:40:46You stupid nit! You want to run into one of them?
00:40:55You think I'm bad? Well, you wait till you see one of them.
00:40:59What do I think?
00:41:02I don't know. I just know you stay away from them.
00:41:05Why?
00:41:15Because if one of them touches you, you're dead. Green dead.
00:41:25The real men can move.
00:41:33The real men can move.
00:41:52Come on.
00:41:53Where are you?
00:41:54By the boiler. The insulation might help.
00:41:56What are we doing, Vic? What is it?
00:41:58Shut up and hang on to me.
00:42:00Hurry it up.
00:42:08Help me up there.
00:42:17Yeah, this will do.
00:42:20Clumsy.
00:42:27I don't know why mattresses in here.
00:42:29Screamer certainly wouldn't want to be confined.
00:42:32Albert tell this to keep its hands to itself.
00:42:35Maybe somebody else hid in here.
00:42:38Get you.
00:42:40Ah, well, that's it.
00:42:42Did you catch anything yet?
00:42:44No, we're all right so far.
00:42:46You'll be able to tell when they leave?
00:42:48Yes, I'll be able to tell if they leave.
00:42:56Just take it easy. Everything's going to be all right.
00:43:03I'm going to get you out of here.
00:43:05I'm going to get you out of here.
00:43:07I'm going to get you out of here.
00:43:09I'm going to get you out of here.
00:43:12That is if we don't get choked off in here.
00:43:19Can you handle it?
00:43:21Oh, yes, Massa Vic, I can handle it.
00:43:41I'm going to get you out of here.
00:44:11I'm going to get you out of here.
00:44:41I'm going to get you out of here.
00:45:11I'm going to get you out of here.
00:45:18Breeding is an ugly thing.
00:45:24...the final missiles to leave their silos on both sides.
00:45:27Let's see. That was in 2006.
00:45:302007.
00:45:322007. It only lasted five days.
00:45:35You're awfully smart to know all that history.
00:45:39Well, blood helps. A little.
00:45:43Haven't you ever been down under?
00:45:45No.
00:45:46Why? It's very nice.
00:45:49I heard how nice.
00:45:51From a solo rated one.
00:45:54Well, it's very nice and you like it.
00:45:56Bullshit.
00:45:57That's very crude.
00:45:59I'm very crude.
00:46:03Not all the time.
00:46:05Listen, Ass, I grabbed you and I drug you down here.
00:46:08So what's so good about me?
00:46:13I didn't mind. I liked it.
00:46:17You want to do it again?
00:46:22I've never seen no chick like you before.
00:46:26Hey, I'm the one that's supposed to want to do it.
00:46:31Once more into the breach, dear friend.
00:46:44Copula. Something that connects.
00:46:46Copulate from the Latin copulatus.
00:46:51Honey.
00:46:53It's good to just watch you.
00:46:56Your waist falls in.
00:46:58Your hips out.
00:47:00Damn, you're right in my hands.
00:47:04I just want to talk.
00:47:05I'm not going to keep pretending I am asleep, Albert.
00:47:19Oh, boy, you're a bloody mess.
00:47:22You're not exactly a rose garden yourself.
00:47:26Can we get out of here yet?
00:47:31It seems clear. I'd better go have a look.
00:47:34You think you can handle it in your condition?
00:47:37Can I handle it in my condition?
00:47:40I can handle several hours on the rack to extricate myself from this disgusting display.
00:47:50Blood.
00:47:51Sacrifice is too great.
00:47:53Now I throw myself gladly into the very jaws of the scream of death.
00:48:01I don't think he likes me very much.
00:48:05Blood?
00:48:06Yeah.
00:48:07Oh, he just feels bad.
00:48:09He likes you a lot.
00:48:11He told me so.
00:48:13He did, really?
00:48:14Mm-hmm.
00:48:15That's nice.
00:48:16Because I think he's cute.
00:48:19He is.
00:48:20He is.
00:48:21He is.
00:48:22He is.
00:48:23He is.
00:48:24He is.
00:48:25He is.
00:48:26He is.
00:48:27He is.
00:48:28He is.
00:48:30How'd he do it?
00:48:32What?
00:48:33Talk to him.
00:48:35I don't know. We never thought about it.
00:48:37Just talked.
00:48:40Well, how come I can't hear him?
00:48:44I don't know. He said something one time.
00:48:48Suppose we had a feeling for each other or something.
00:48:54What do you mean? Like love?
00:48:56I guess.
00:48:57I don't know.
00:49:00Said we thought alike.
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:07Well, anyway.
00:49:14We'll get a nice little place.
00:49:17And we'll spend a lot of time together alone.
00:49:21And we'll do whatever we feel like doing.
00:49:24And when Blood comes to visit, he can have his own room.
00:49:30What are you talking about?
00:49:32I don't exactly think he's going to fit in down under.
00:49:35No way.
00:49:37I know. That's what I said.
00:49:39No, I mean, no way I'm going down there.
00:49:42Why?
00:49:45I'm going to be there.
00:49:46No, you're not.
00:49:48We'll make it up here, the three of us.
00:49:50Look, now, I live there.
00:49:52Look, now, I live there.
00:49:54If you love me...
00:49:55I don't care!
00:50:00Come out of here right now.
00:50:02Vic, we need to talk.
00:50:13What the hell's lumbering you?
00:50:15Your headlong plunge into stupidity.
00:50:18Last night was inexcusable.
00:50:20Leaving her for the pack, that would have been an intelligent thing to do.
00:50:23I wanted her.
00:50:24Yeah, I know you wanted her about a half a hundred times.
00:50:27So why are we still hanging around?
00:50:29I want her some more.
00:50:30Well, listen, my friend.
00:50:31I want to get rid of this pain in my side, and I want to get away from here.
00:50:34The screamers could come back any time, you know.
00:50:36Oh, what the hell are you worried about that for?
00:50:39We can handle all that.
00:50:41That don't mean she can't go with us.
00:50:42Go with us?
00:50:43Are you out of your small mind?
00:50:46What good is she?
00:50:47What good is she?
00:50:48It's all we can do to feed ourselves, as it is.
00:50:50You know you're starting to sound like a goddamn poodle.
00:50:53You're starting to sound like a jackass.
00:51:00Sorry.
00:51:04Come on.
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:09You'll still be 50-50 with you and me.
00:51:12I mean, hell, I owe you.
00:51:13Don't try that hackneyed ruse on me.
00:51:16Come on.
00:51:17I just meant like that time that old screamer made a grab for me.
00:51:22You know, that righteous stone green he was, too.
00:51:25All glowing like a fungus and oozing and eyelashes.
00:51:30Boy.
00:51:33Made a grab for me, and you went for him.
00:51:36Could have been burned bad, too.
00:51:39I'll tell you that.
00:51:40And died.
00:51:42That would have been all of it for you.
00:51:45Right?
00:51:46Now get the dramatic catch out of your voice
00:51:48and tell me how she's going to carry her share of the load up here.
00:51:50Tell me how we're going to fight her.
00:51:51All right, okay.
00:51:52Okay, just don't hang her.
00:51:53Harangue, not hang her.
00:51:54I don't care whatever the hell it is.
00:51:56Just knock off the crap and we can forget the whole stinkin' thing.
00:51:58Well, maybe we should, you simple, dumb putts.
00:52:01What the hell's a putt?
00:52:02What's a putt?
00:52:03Is that something bad?
00:52:05I'll bet it is, it's something bad.
00:52:06Boy, I'll tell you, you better watch your stinkin' mouth
00:52:08or I'm going to kick you in the butt.
00:52:15Definitely a putt.
00:52:30Don't mean she can't go with us.
00:52:32I told you she was no good.
00:52:34Okay, okay.
00:52:37I just don't want to get into any trouble.
00:52:39I don't want to get into any trouble.
00:52:41I don't want to get into any trouble.
00:52:43I just don't like being made to feel guilty.
00:52:46I'm going to do right by you.
00:52:48I'd hardly recommend that,
00:52:49considering there are several very knowledgeable solos around town
00:52:51who'd be delighted to work with an accomplished female provider like myself.
00:52:55I also don't like being threatened.
00:52:57It's not a threat, that's a fact.
00:52:58No, that's a good way to get that other leg broke.
00:53:01Don't take your petty frustrations out of me, Albert.
00:53:03I locate females, I don't guarantee their behavior.
00:53:05What the hell's that?
00:53:06How should I know?
00:53:07Well, smell it.
00:53:08It's probably ID of some kind she used to get out of the Down Under.
00:53:13Oh, now we're in a big hurry, huh?
00:53:16Now, you'd listen to me last night instead of...
00:53:19Wait a minute.
00:53:20You're not thinking of following that...
00:53:23You listen to me, Albert.
00:53:28You'll get killed out there.
00:53:31Albert!
00:53:32Albert, you come back here.
00:53:34You idiot, you can't go down there.
00:53:36You listen to me.
00:53:37Just because some sleazy female knocked you in the head and bruised your ego,
00:53:40there's no reason to become a jealous juvenile.
00:53:42You stop this instant, Albert.
00:53:43Vic!
00:53:44Egg sucker.
00:53:45Oh, all right.
00:53:46Vic!
00:53:47Please, now...
00:53:48Please, stop a minute.
00:53:49Please.
00:54:00I don't know what to say there.
00:54:01I don't know how to make you understand.
00:54:03You're not thinking clearly.
00:54:04You can't go down there and ever hope to come back.
00:54:07She knows it.
00:54:08Down Under's hate solos.
00:54:10Enough rover packs have raided down there and raped their women,
00:54:13stolen their food.
00:54:14They'll have their defenses up and they'll catch you and they'll kill you.
00:54:17What the hell do you care?
00:54:19You're always saying you'd be better off without me anyway.
00:54:21Oh, forget about her, Vic.
00:54:23Let her go.
00:54:24Let's...
00:54:25Let's look for her over the hill.
00:54:27If you're tired of me, find another partner somewhere.
00:54:32But whatever you do, don't follow her down there.
00:54:35I got to, blood.
00:54:38I got to.
00:54:40Hasn't it occurred to you how convenient this whole operation has been?
00:54:44How easy she was to spot and follow and how she cooperated?
00:54:48Just think about it, Vic.
00:54:49Instead of walking right into their hands, God knows what they'll do with you.
00:54:53We've been together a long time, good and bad, but this could be the worst.
00:54:59I'm scared.
00:55:02I'm scared you won't come back and I'll have to find some rover to take me on and...
00:55:11You know, most rovers are in packs now and I'm not that young anymore.
00:55:16And I'll miss you, Vic.
00:55:23I'll really miss you.
00:55:25I'll miss you, Vic.
00:55:27I'll miss you, Vic.
00:55:29I'll miss you, Vic.
00:55:31I'll miss you, Vic.
00:55:33I'll miss you, Vic.
00:55:35I'll miss you, Vic.
00:55:38I'll really miss you.
00:55:44Well...
00:55:48I'll try to get back as quick as I can.
00:55:51Will you wait?
00:55:54For a while, then over the hill.
00:56:08Take care of yourself.
00:56:10I'll do my best.
00:56:13I'll catch up with you.
00:56:16Sure.
00:56:37So long, partner.
00:57:08That's it.
00:57:10That's right.
00:57:37I'll be back.
00:58:07I'll be back.
00:58:37I'll be back.
00:59:07And with these terrifying sounds of primeval savagery, we close the committee's presentation of Sound Tours into the Past.
00:59:26Today, Chapter 3, Africa, the Dark Continent.
00:59:31Tomorrow, Chapter 4, Alaska.
00:59:37Tomorrow, Chapter 5, Africa.
00:59:40Tomorrow, Chapter 6, Africa.
00:59:43Tomorrow, Chapter 7, Africa.
00:59:46Tomorrow, Chapter 8, Africa.
00:59:49Tomorrow, Chapter 9, Africa.
00:59:52Tomorrow, Chapter 10, Africa.
00:59:55Tomorrow, Chapter 11, Africa.
00:59:58Tomorrow, Chapter 12, Africa.
01:00:01Tomorrow, Chapter 13, Africa.
01:00:05We often despise what is most mischievous.
01:00:11Another helpful hint.
01:00:14From Fidelity's almanac.
01:00:34This is the town which is the teacher of the land.
01:00:45Another helpful hint.
01:00:48From Fidelity's almanac.
01:00:51Fidelity's almanac.
01:00:56This is the town which is the teacher of the land.
01:01:02Another helpful hint.
01:01:05From Fidelity's almanac.
01:01:08This is the town which is the teacher of the land.
01:01:13It is exactly 10 a.m. on this Wednesday, June 29.
01:01:18Year of our Lord 143.
01:01:22The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:01:27Section G is today's work force.
01:01:31The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:01:36The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:01:41The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:01:46The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:01:51The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:01:56The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:00The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:05The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:10The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:15The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:20The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:25The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:29The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:34The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:39The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:44The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:49The Guarantee has decided on whether we will be there at 4 o'clock.
01:02:54Michael, green reference.
01:02:58Hydroponic laboratory, number 173.
01:03:01Bally and Gurdon, MacBurnett.
01:03:03Saturation of nutrient solution.
01:03:06Repeat, green reference.
01:03:13The best the architects could do.
01:03:16Pencil.
01:03:19Why are they here?
01:03:21Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.
01:03:25Lectures?
01:03:26Three.
01:03:28Cut and dried, then?
01:03:29I say so.
01:03:31That'll do it.
01:03:41Fanny and Gurdon, MacBurnett.
01:03:44Any reason to be easy?
01:03:46No, when we put this in,
01:03:50then we'll add that.
01:03:55We find it almost impossible to believe
01:03:57that you have ignored several warnings by us
01:03:59to conform to the rules that are vital
01:04:01to the continued growth and well-being of our beloved Topeka,
01:04:04but you did.
01:04:06Defiance of this committee,
01:04:08duly elected and ordained by the people,
01:04:10will not be tolerated.
01:04:13The farm, both of them.
01:04:16Now, how'd the last farms go, Miss?
01:04:18Uh, cancer, I think.
01:04:20No, no, no.
01:04:21Let me see.
01:04:22I have it down here.
01:04:25Let's see.
01:04:26Oh, no, it was an accident with farm machinery.
01:04:29That's what it was.
01:04:31Larry and Linda Lacey, March 17 of this year.
01:04:34Let's make these, uh, heart attacks.
01:04:38Yeah.
01:04:40Read from the committee.
01:04:41Doc will do the eulogy.
01:04:43Service is a lakeside method, as usual.
01:04:46And may God have mercy on your soul.
01:04:49Outside show.
01:04:51Now, that's the way to build a condominium.
01:04:54Another helpful young lady.
01:04:57Honey!
01:04:58Oh, come to Papa.
01:05:01Oh.
01:05:03Ah, sure is pleasing to see you back home again.
01:05:07Didn't have any trouble, huh?
01:05:08Everything went all right?
01:05:09Did you have any trouble, hon?
01:05:10No, sir.
01:05:11Oh, that's fine, fine.
01:05:14Sure did yourself proud, Missy.
01:05:16The committee won't forget it, no siree.
01:05:19Then I'll be put on the committee right away,
01:05:21like we talked about.
01:05:22Hmm, don't you worry about it.
01:05:24Little girl, soon as there's an opening.
01:05:27Mr. Craddock, I would prefer not to wait.
01:05:31After all, I did bring you here.
01:05:35After all, I did bring Vic down here
01:05:37exactly like you told me to.
01:05:39Now, you just be patient, village you.
01:05:42Have fun with the young folks your own age.
01:05:44Think about getting married, making a home.
01:05:47Your time will come.
01:05:49I'd rather be just like you, Miss Miss,
01:05:52and not wait.
01:05:54Ah, don't you worry, little girl.
01:05:56I don't see why you just...
01:05:58That'll be all. That'll be all.
01:06:01That young lady is going to be trouble.
01:06:04Always has been.
01:06:06Any reason for a change?
01:06:08Maybe you should have gone to three.
01:06:10A little childish plotting doesn't bother me none.
01:06:14As long as it stays little.
01:06:18Mez, see that she's one of the recipients.
01:06:23Then marry her off to me.
01:06:25Mez, see that she's one of the recipients.
01:06:29Then marry her off to Hiram and Edna's boy.
01:06:31What's his name?
01:06:32Charles.
01:06:33Charlie, yeah.
01:06:35That don't cool her ambitions.
01:06:37Farm her out.
01:06:38Horse manure.
01:06:42I knew I'd want her on that committee.
01:06:44Stupid, stinking old rotter, Lou.
01:06:47A liar will not be humiliated.
01:06:50I am bristling.
01:06:53Another helper.
01:06:59That is the only reason I went along with their dumb plan.
01:07:13America, at the hand of their king,
01:07:15was the world's greatest agricultural promised.
01:07:18Capable not only of feeding its own hard workers...
01:07:21They hinted.
01:07:23Then they tried to shoot me off without a body.
01:07:25At least I pushed.
01:07:26Well, you shouldn't have.
01:07:27I mean, they're going to be watching us now.
01:07:30Gary, I don't care.
01:07:32I am so sick and tired.
01:07:34Of the foreign.
01:07:36Who accepted our Christian desire
01:07:38to aid our brothers across the seas.
01:07:41You're right.
01:07:43I do care.
01:07:46Okay.
01:07:48I'm going to smile,
01:07:50and I'm going to curtsy
01:07:52the right time to all the right people
01:07:54because it ain't going to be much longer.
01:07:56The song of David will not wait,
01:07:58even for you, Quilla June Holmes.
01:08:00That is your class.
01:08:01Ah, yes, Mrs. Kamek.
01:08:03Oh, pigeon fear.
01:08:05Ah, I'm sorry. I'll be right there, ma'am.
01:08:12See you later.
01:08:21Ah!
01:08:28He and Vic were in the park together.
01:08:30I turned my back for justice.
01:08:31Oh.
01:08:45What'd you and Vic talk about?
01:08:47Come on. We want to know.
01:08:49Well, Luke?
01:08:54Still a little confused.
01:08:56No, go ahead.
01:09:01Now, how about it, boy?
01:09:03I mean, we're going to find out anyway, so...
01:09:06why don't you just tell us,
01:09:08and it'll make it easier on all of us, huh?
01:09:10What do you say, huh?
01:09:14How about it, boy?
01:09:20The farm, immediately.
01:09:22Grandfather Conrad's recipe for rhubarb and marmalade.
01:09:27Let me go!
01:09:33What did the exam show?
01:09:35Well, the usual cold virus.
01:09:37A little high blood pressure to be expected under these conditions.
01:09:40There's no infection.
01:09:42He's, uh, well-developed, reasonably well-nourished.
01:09:46Intelligent average.
01:09:48Emotional response is simplistic.
01:09:50Most marked finding is his overtly aggressive behavior.
01:09:54In other words, he's extremely physical,
01:09:56uh, as you may have noticed.
01:09:59Well now, son.
01:10:01Suck wind, wet brain.
01:10:03Better be nice, boy.
01:10:05I hope all you stinking kids are hair-lit.
01:10:08Michael.
01:10:09All right.
01:10:11Try to behave yourself.
01:10:16Along with, uh, many other, uh, organisms
01:10:20that somehow managed to stay alive up above,
01:10:24you have been studied, observed,
01:10:26unobtrusively, of course,
01:10:28uh, living habits, common sense, tenacity,
01:10:32physical prowess.
01:10:35Out of the many, you have been chosen,
01:10:41let down here by Quilla June,
01:10:44to be the recipient of an honor.
01:10:47You know, she's a scumbag!
01:10:49You watch your foul mouth, boy.
01:10:51When anybody on the committee speaks,
01:10:53you just keep still and listen.
01:10:56Hey, how'd you like to have a rifle rammed up your butt?
01:10:59Michael!
01:11:00All right, all right.
01:11:01You show respect, boy.
01:11:03So I was saying,
01:11:05to be the recipient of an honor
01:11:08that occurs but once in several decades.
01:11:12Uh, Mez, uh,
01:11:14let me have the original elders' proclamation, will you?
01:11:21Fruit of your loins will enable the productive citizenry of Topeka
01:11:24to overcome metabolic changes
01:11:26resulting from lengthy subterranean living,
01:11:29allow it to keep its leadership
01:11:30and the drive to remake this sinful world
01:11:33in God's own image.
01:11:35You see, we've been underground too long.
01:11:38Our women can't get pregnant.
01:11:40Every once in a while, we need new blood.
01:11:43We need a new man.
01:11:48We are never so happy nor so unhappy...
01:11:51New man.
01:11:52...as we imagine.
01:11:54Another helpful hint for living
01:11:56from the committee's...
01:11:58Special kind of man.
01:12:01Pfft!
01:12:07You mean you want me to knock up your broad?
01:12:18You talked me into it.
01:12:19Line him up!
01:12:20You first, honey.
01:12:22Take your hands off me.
01:12:31Guide them together, we beseech thee,
01:12:34in the way of righteousness and peace,
01:12:36that, loving and serving thee with one heart and mind
01:12:40all the days of their life,
01:12:42they may be abundantly enriched
01:12:44with the tokens of thy everlasting favor.
01:12:50Amen.
01:12:51By authority vested in me by the committee,
01:12:53I hereby pronounce you husband and wife,
01:12:55according to the ordinances and the laws
01:12:57of the state of Topeka.
01:12:59What God has joined together,
01:13:01let no man put asunder.
01:13:03Amen.
01:13:04A man should never be ashamed
01:13:06to moan he has been in the wrong with the world,
01:13:09which is but saying that he is wiser today
01:13:12than he was yesterday.
01:13:14Another helpful hint for living
01:13:17from the committee's almanac.
01:13:24Miss, you wouldn't have a little sympathy, would you?
01:13:27I wouldn't have a little sympathy
01:13:29to help a well-used roadman.
01:13:31And be sure to get both parents to sign right here.
01:13:34Now, let's see, Brother Hanson.
01:13:36Michael.
01:13:38Amber reference.
01:13:40Air intake fan, number 12,
01:13:43shaft 17B,
01:13:45indicates heat buildup.
01:13:47Repeat.
01:13:49Amber reference.
01:13:51Shh.
01:13:57Chapter 1, verse 22.
01:13:59Mayor.
01:14:00God bless them and said,
01:14:02be fruitful and multiply.
01:14:04God bless them.
01:14:16You almost ask yourself,
01:14:18out of this world,
01:14:19what is the meaning of life?
01:14:21What is the meaning of life?
01:14:23What is the meaning of life?
01:14:25You almost ask yourself,
01:14:26out of this honor, young lady.
01:14:28Sir?
01:14:30The committee.
01:14:32Oh, well, I'm sure the committee knows best.
01:14:35Where are your parents?
01:14:37Uh, Miss Ness said it would be all right.
01:14:40They must have come down with something,
01:14:41because they're sure not feeling well.
01:14:43Shall we keep the schedule?
01:14:44Dearly beloved.
01:14:45Uh, Brother Hanson.
01:14:48Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to say...
01:14:51Oh!
01:14:53My goodness, I'm so sorry.
01:14:55Are you all right?
01:14:56They made me do it.
01:14:57You've got to understand,
01:14:58they made me do it.
01:14:59I'm so sorry.
01:15:04Don't you give me that
01:15:05I'm sorry bullshit.
01:15:07You're as crazy as the rest
01:15:08of these damn nuts.
01:15:09Keep your voice down!
01:15:12Maybe they're stupid,
01:15:13but they're not dumb like you.
01:15:15Oh, no?
01:15:16They bring me down here to make babies,
01:15:17and then hook me up with a stupid machine.
01:15:20Real smart.
01:15:21Population controls it,
01:15:22in case you haven't heard of it.
01:15:2435 girls are impregnated,
01:15:25and then you're killed,
01:15:26you understand?
01:15:28You're an idiot,
01:15:29it's like you were running around the place.
01:15:31So, you wiggle-jungle,
01:15:32but it brings me down here
01:15:34to their big welcome.
01:15:35I had to.
01:15:36They said they'd kill me if I did.
01:15:38Listen!
01:15:39Next.
01:15:40Next thing.
01:15:42Now, ladies,
01:15:43I want you to be sure to put your name here,
01:15:45and his name goes here.
01:15:47And there's another thing
01:15:48I want you to make very sure of.
01:15:49On this most solemn enjoyment.
01:15:51I'm gonna run to Pika.
01:15:58You and me,
01:15:59and maybe some others,
01:16:01we'll be the committee.
01:16:02We'll do anything we want,
01:16:04anytime we want.
01:16:05We'll have them bow and scrape for a change.
01:16:09Just by springing me?
01:16:11Yeah.
01:16:12And getting rid of the committee.
01:16:16Okay, where's my heat?
01:16:19Huh?
01:16:20My guns, where's my guns?
01:16:21In the committee office.
01:16:29I got it figured.
01:16:31Okay.
01:16:32Right out this door to the right is Michael.
01:16:34There's a crowd there,
01:16:35we run through the crowd.
01:16:36Now, come on, glue,
01:16:37all right, to the right again,
01:16:38big doors,
01:16:39through the doors we have help outside.
01:16:41Get out of here!
01:16:42Let him go!
01:16:45Let him go!
01:16:47Get out of here!
01:16:48Get out of here!
01:16:49Let him go!
01:17:02And then the faint thunder became an uproar.
01:17:31The winds changed to a great vibration of air.
01:17:34Then Lou.
01:17:35Then Ned.
01:17:36Then Doc.
01:17:37But kill Lou first, because he's the important one.
01:17:38Where are you going?
01:17:39The church is this way.
01:17:40Hey, we've got to get them with her together.
01:17:41Where are you going?
01:17:42I'm getting the hell out of here.
01:17:43I want to see blood again.
01:17:44I want to get in a good, straightforward fight with some son of a bitch over a can of beans.
01:17:45I've got to get back in the dirt so I feel clean.
01:17:46Wait a minute.
01:17:47Helping you is part of the sacrifice.
01:17:48You've got to help us.
01:17:49Good luck, baby.
01:17:50Say please.
01:17:51You dirty, filthy, stinkin' son of a bitch.
01:17:52You dirty, filthy, stinkin' son of a bitch.
01:17:53You dirty, filthy, stinkin' son of a bitch.
01:17:55You stupid animal.
01:17:56You think I let you slobber all over me and paw me so that you could walk out now?
01:17:57I didn't bring you down here so they could use you.
01:17:58I brought you down here so I could use you.
01:17:59And you better kill them, then I don't care what you do.
01:18:00Please.
01:18:01No, don't.
01:18:02Please, darling.
01:18:03Please help me.
01:18:04I love you.
01:18:05I love you.
01:18:06I love you.
01:18:07I love you.
01:18:08I love you.
01:18:09I love you.
01:18:10I love you.
01:18:11I love you.
01:18:12I love you.
01:18:13I love you.
01:18:14I love you.
01:18:15I love you.
01:18:16I love you.
01:18:17I love you.
01:18:18I love you.
01:18:19I love you.
01:18:20I love you.
01:18:21I love you.
01:18:22I love you.
01:18:23I love you.
01:18:24Please, darling, can you believe me?
01:18:26Please!
01:18:42I don't understand you.
01:18:44All you can think about is going back up there and about your dog.
01:18:47It's like all the time we spent together didn't mean anything to you.
01:18:50I don't see what's wrong with staying down here and running the committee.
01:18:59There they are.
01:19:00Kill me, Vic, and everything down is ours.
01:19:01There's plenty of food for us to kick around.
01:19:02We can do whatever we please.
01:19:03Kill him.
01:19:04Kill him, Vic.
01:19:05Now.
01:19:06For us.
01:19:07Do it.
01:19:08There's plenty of fools to kick around. We can do whatever we please.
01:19:13Kill him!
01:19:16Kill him, Vic, now!
01:19:19Shh!
01:19:22Shh!
01:19:25For us.
01:19:28Do it!
01:19:31The committee is sitting in extraordinary session.
01:19:3411.37 a.m.
01:19:37Three all present.
01:19:43Bestow upon the committee, thy servants of the seal,
01:19:46thine approval and thy fatherly benediction,
01:19:49granting unto them grace to fulfill with pure and steadfast affection
01:19:53the ordinance and the law that was established to be good.
01:19:57Amen.
01:20:00...several warnings...
01:20:03...continued growth and wealth...
01:20:06...be content...
01:20:09...collected and ordained by the people and be tolerated...
01:20:12Quill a June.
01:20:15Number 2644.
01:20:18Lack of respect. Wrong attitude. Failure to obey authority.
01:20:21How say you went at all? Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye.
01:20:24To the farm immediately.
01:20:27Roy Franklin, number 2,598.
01:20:30Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.
01:20:33I'll say you've won and all.
01:20:35All right.
01:20:36All right.
01:20:37All right.
01:20:38Farm immediately.
01:20:39Richard.
01:20:41Richard, bend right here.
01:20:42Number 2,601.
01:20:45All right.
01:20:47Vic, I'll show you the way out.
01:20:49Let's get out of here.
01:20:51Vic.
01:20:52Farm immediately.
01:20:53I'll show you the way out.
01:20:54All right.
01:20:54I'll show you the way out.
01:20:55You can't.
01:20:56Please, let's just get out of here.
01:20:59I'll take care of you in blood.
01:21:01I'll do anything you want to do.
01:21:03Vic, remember in the boiler room.
01:21:04Wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.
01:21:07I'll say you've won and all.
01:21:10First thing that boy's ever done.
01:21:16That's shame.
01:21:18Vic, please, let's get out of here.
01:21:21Say, farm immediately.
01:21:23And may God have mercy on your soul.
01:21:27Heat the bacon fat reserved in the skillet.
01:21:30Add the hash.
01:21:32And with a spatula, spread it evenly in the pan.
01:21:34And add it down.
01:21:37Cook uncovered over moderate heat for 35 to 40 minutes.
01:21:42And occasionally, to prevent the hash from sticking.
01:21:46As it cooks, remove any excess fat from the top or sides
01:21:50by hand, and put a spoon of s'more all over.
01:21:53Kill him.
01:21:54Oh, please, kill him.
01:21:55A few teaspoons of s'more will adjust the flavor.
01:21:59Number 2644.
01:22:02Get a can with it.
01:22:03The third.
01:22:04Number 2611.
01:22:06Kill him.
01:22:07Richard, turn right and right.
01:22:09Number 2611.
01:22:12And carry your gun forward.
01:22:15Number 25.
01:22:16Let's get on, Mike.
01:22:18Doc?
01:22:21Of the 35 proposed recipients, 10 have been serviced.
01:22:27We need another donor, of course.
01:22:32I want to kill him, Vic.
01:22:34Put the search program back in effect.
01:22:42That's the boy's name.
01:22:43Concentrate on the rest of the list.
01:22:45Whichever one we pick, make sure we have better security.
01:22:51A large, round platter over the skillet.
01:22:53And gripping platter and skillet firmly together.
01:22:56Put the hash on top.
01:23:02If any of the hash has been eaten,
01:23:04hand-hand, lift it up with a spatula,
01:23:06and patch it in place.
01:23:09Sprinkle the garnish with the remaining chopped parsley.
01:23:12And serve with poached eggs, if desired.
01:23:17Come on.
01:23:19Come on.
01:23:20Come on.
01:23:21Hurry.
01:23:30Let's, uh, get another Michael out of the warehouse.
01:23:35This time, make sure the engineering department
01:23:37wipes that smile off his face.
01:23:40Salt.
01:23:42And freshly ground black pepper.
01:23:47Fresh parsley.
01:23:49One quarter cup of heavy cream.
01:23:52Salt.
01:23:54And freshly ground black pepper.
01:24:17Blood?
01:24:20Blood?
01:24:25You kept me down there too long.
01:24:29Come on, Vic, please.
01:24:31Let's go.
01:24:32Over the hill.
01:24:33That's where he went.
01:24:35And we need him.
01:24:37Well, let's catch up with him.
01:24:39I don't know where it is.
01:24:42If Blood knows, why didn't he tell us?
01:24:46If Blood knows, why didn't he tell you?
01:24:48Vic.
01:24:53Blood.
01:24:56Vic.
01:24:58Blood?
01:25:16Blood.
01:25:17Blood.
01:25:18Blood.
01:25:19Blood.
01:25:20Blood.
01:25:21Blood.
01:25:22Blood.
01:25:23Blood.
01:25:24Blood.
01:25:25Blood.
01:25:26Blood.
01:25:27Blood.
01:25:28Blood.
01:25:29Blood.
01:25:30Blood.
01:25:31Blood.
01:25:32Blood.
01:25:33Blood.
01:25:34Blood.
01:25:35Blood.
01:25:36Blood.
01:25:37Blood.
01:25:38Blood.
01:25:39Blood.
01:25:40Blood.
01:25:41Blood.
01:25:42Blood.
01:25:43Blood.
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