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00:00Virus wasn't any help. He was always testing Jimmy with ridiculous, hypothetical questions.

00:05You were their camp counselor.

00:06I certainly was. And I'm here to say that these boys were not evil or vicious.

00:11Oh, they weren't geniuses, to be sure. But they had convictions, they had values.

00:16Hey, I got one for you. If you had to blow some guy, who would it be?

00:20Excuse me?

00:21Say you had to blow some guy, who would you pick?

00:23I don't have to blow some guy.

00:25Yeah, I know you don't have to, but if you did, who would it be?

00:28I try not to entertain that thought, and I don't think it's healthy when you do it.

00:31Come on, entertain it for a second. They got a gun to your head.

00:37Well, if they got a gun to my head, odds are I'll be blowing one of them.

00:41You're missing my point.

00:42Your point? I didn't realize there was a point.

00:44Forget about it, all right?

00:45No. All right, who are they? Friends of yours?

00:47No.

00:48This doesn't make any sense.

00:49I don't know. Look, they're just guys, all right? They're like bored, frat guys.

00:53They're out on a drinking binge, looking for something to do, and somebody gave them a gun.

00:58I give up. Who do I want to blow?

00:59I don't know.

01:00See? Neither do I.

01:02You see, that was an essential part of their relationship, the conflict between fantasy and reality.

01:08Yeah, well, blowjobs are great, but not between two guys.

01:13This isn't about sex. That's not the point.

01:15Wrong.

01:17That is the point.

01:19Sex.

01:21You gotta have sex.

01:24Real sex.

01:26Sexy sex.

01:28What sex? Between a guy and a gal.

01:33Real sex?

01:35Yeah, like Baywatch.

01:39Baywatch. That's it.

01:42Make it all happen at the beach.

01:45The whole picture.

01:47You reshoot all the witnesses at the beach.

01:50You change the robbery to the beach.

01:53Then you make Miranda a sexy, sexy lifeguard.

01:58And you send it to me, sealed with a kiss, and I'll get back to you.

02:04All he wanted was sex, sex, sex.

02:08Really?

02:10That's three sexes.

02:12I always knew he was ambitious.

02:13This is very discouraging.

02:15Well, come on, you ready to give up already, huh?

02:17I thought you were a toughie.

02:19I thought you had crust like me. That's what I always liked about you.

02:21It's just not exactly what I expected.

02:23What did you expect?

02:24Somebody, the first time you meet them,

02:26they're gonna give you money to make you fuck up your little movie, huh?

02:30Come here. Come here.

02:33Come on.

02:34Look, this is a tough town.

02:36You gotta pay your dues.

02:38Sweetheart, sit down.

02:41It just seems like everyone wants to make a different movie

02:44than the one that I want to make.

02:46Hey, so what?

02:48That's the town. Everybody is a critic.

02:50They go to screens, and they say,

02:53why wasn't so-and-so in that part?

02:55Why can't the ending be different?

02:57Come here.

02:58I'm gonna set you up with Gus Schnuck, the king of schlock.

03:01He's not quite right for your picture, but he's not a critic.

03:04He wouldn't even pretend to be a critic.

03:06I'm gonna set you up with Gus Schnuck, the king of schlock.

03:09He wouldn't even pretend to know good from bad.

03:11Come on in. Come on in.

03:13What do you mean you never heard of a topless toga?

03:16What difference does it make?

03:17That woman's knockers are so big, you couldn't cover them anyway.

03:20Hiya, Dutch.

03:22Look, Harry, I'm sorry.

03:24We're gonna have to talk about this later.

03:26I got a meeting now. Yeah. Okay, bye.

03:28Have a seat, please. Sit down.

03:30Meet my assistant.

03:32He started one of my worst pictures.

03:34Fuck you.

03:36You watch your mouth, you little shit.

03:39The picture was terrible, but it made a fortune.

03:41He thinks he should get all the money.

03:43I'm a star. I'm a star.

03:45Shut up.

03:47That's a beautiful bird. Thank you.

03:49So, pick up where you left off.

03:51You're making this movie now about an armed robbery,

03:53the American dream, your cousin Jimmy.

03:55Around that time, almost everyone

03:57was talking about McClintock's peach.

03:59Peaches are good for you. They're healthy.

04:01Go to any health food store, they'll tell you.

04:03Peaches are number one. And these?

04:05Kissed by God.

04:07I hate peaches. Not just McClintock's peaches,

04:09but all peaches.

04:11After all, if there weren't any peaches,

04:13Dwayne Allman would be alive today.

04:15The whole town

04:17had a fruit syndrome

04:19that infected everyone, particularly

04:21Jimmy and Virus.

04:23You could say that Virus caught a virus.

Nobody Knows Anything - Episode 7: Got Conviction

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