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Top 5 Al Bundy’s Badass Lines
Al Bundy is the grumpy male lead in the 1987 TV sitcom Married with Children. He is the husband of Peggy Bundy and the father of Kelly and Bud Bundy. The character’s witty and sarcastic quips and irreverent attitude made him a total badass. Al Bundy quotes are one of the reasons that the TV series is so entertaining. In fact, Married with Children fans end up being on the lookout for Al Bundy quotes in every episode.
Most Al Bundy quotes show how much he presumably hates everything – including his married life and children. Al hates showing affection and intimacy towards his wife. He is often outspoken as to how ‘miserable’ his life is. His nonchalant attitude makes each line epic and unforgettable.
Here are some of the greatest Al Bundy quotes to bright up your day. These Al Bundy quotes are honestly brutal, but definitely amusing.
1. Al (dressed as Santa): Your mom’s the one who makes the pies for everyone in the neighborhood except those nice Bundys. Okay, Santa will leave you a pony under your tree. But if it isn’t there in the morning, that means your mommy chased it away and killed it.
No one should make fun and belittle Al Bundy, no one! No pies for the Bundys? Unacceptable. Looks like that mother will definitely have a hard time with her kid.
2. Al: No, no, Nestor. Despite what your mother says, Mr. Bundy doesn’t sprout a tail at midnight. But, here’s a special Christmas gift for Daddy. Tell him to come home for lunch some day around when Mr. Mailman’s there with his special delivery for Mommy. That’ll be a real Yuletide treat for old dad.
Nestor: But what do I get?
Al: A new home, and a fresh new Mommy. Ho-ho-ho!
Well, let’s just say that it will not be a great Christmas for that family. Oh Nestor, how traumatized you would be.
3. This golden retort occurred after a department store Santa got splattered all over the Bundys’ backyard. Steve and Marcy were both shaking. While the Bundys are all indifferent and acting like nothing happened.
Al: Hey Peg, you know what we ought to do tomorrow? We oughta make some Christmas cookies.
Peggy: Oh yeah, and maybe some eggnog, with nutmeg.
Steve: You ghouls! Don’t you understand, there’s a splattered Santa all over your yard!
Al: What do you want me to do Steve? Quit eating?
A dead Santa in the backyard should never spoil a Christmas dinner, right?
4. Al and Peg were eyeing a 1994 Dodge Viper.
Al: Oh Peg, I’m so happy. I could shake your hand.
Peggy: Al, it only has two seats. What about the kids?
Al: It’s got a trunk.
Who cares about the kids when you have a sweet ride?
5. Peggy: Which brings us to a little promise you made, just last spring.
Al: Sex again. Peg, we’ve been married for seventeen years, now can’t we just be friends?
Looks like the flame is not as bright as it once was with these two.
Al Bundy is the grumpy male lead in the 1987 TV sitcom Married with Children. He is the husband of Peggy Bundy and the father of Kelly and Bud Bundy. The character’s witty and sarcastic quips and irreverent attitude made him a total badass. Al Bundy quotes are one of the reasons that the TV series is so entertaining. In fact, Married with Children fans end up being on the lookout for Al Bundy quotes in every episode.
Most Al Bundy quotes show how much he presumably hates everything – including his married life and children. Al hates showing affection and intimacy towards his wife. He is often outspoken as to how ‘miserable’ his life is. His nonchalant attitude makes each line epic and unforgettable.
Here are some of the greatest Al Bundy quotes to bright up your day. These Al Bundy quotes are honestly brutal, but definitely amusing.
1. Al (dressed as Santa): Your mom’s the one who makes the pies for everyone in the neighborhood except those nice Bundys. Okay, Santa will leave you a pony under your tree. But if it isn’t there in the morning, that means your mommy chased it away and killed it.
No one should make fun and belittle Al Bundy, no one! No pies for the Bundys? Unacceptable. Looks like that mother will definitely have a hard time with her kid.
2. Al: No, no, Nestor. Despite what your mother says, Mr. Bundy doesn’t sprout a tail at midnight. But, here’s a special Christmas gift for Daddy. Tell him to come home for lunch some day around when Mr. Mailman’s there with his special delivery for Mommy. That’ll be a real Yuletide treat for old dad.
Nestor: But what do I get?
Al: A new home, and a fresh new Mommy. Ho-ho-ho!
Well, let’s just say that it will not be a great Christmas for that family. Oh Nestor, how traumatized you would be.
3. This golden retort occurred after a department store Santa got splattered all over the Bundys’ backyard. Steve and Marcy were both shaking. While the Bundys are all indifferent and acting like nothing happened.
Al: Hey Peg, you know what we ought to do tomorrow? We oughta make some Christmas cookies.
Peggy: Oh yeah, and maybe some eggnog, with nutmeg.
Steve: You ghouls! Don’t you understand, there’s a splattered Santa all over your yard!
Al: What do you want me to do Steve? Quit eating?
A dead Santa in the backyard should never spoil a Christmas dinner, right?
4. Al and Peg were eyeing a 1994 Dodge Viper.
Al: Oh Peg, I’m so happy. I could shake your hand.
Peggy: Al, it only has two seats. What about the kids?
Al: It’s got a trunk.
Who cares about the kids when you have a sweet ride?
5. Peggy: Which brings us to a little promise you made, just last spring.
Al: Sex again. Peg, we’ve been married for seventeen years, now can’t we just be friends?
Looks like the flame is not as bright as it once was with these two.