00:00Steve Geller on the drum, Greg Grizzly with us on the bass, Big Steve Wilcox on the guitar, and the fabulously glamorous Sue Popper on piano.
00:10Thanks everybody. How about it for me? I'm Candy Cane.
00:16Thank you very much. We sure had a good time and hope to see you real soon.
00:23We got mashed potatoes, pie, apple dumplings and cherry pie.
00:27And if you're going way down south, our barbecue will melt in your mouth.
00:31All you can eat, you can eat it all night long.
00:35I got watermelons with such a taste, they'll make the juice run down your face.
00:40And if you got some room for later, well try my pie, it's sweet potato.
00:44All you can eat, you can eat it all night long.
00:48Come on, eat it all night long.
00:51Come on, eat it all night long.
00:53Come on, eat it all night long.
00:55Come on, eat it all night long.
00:57All you can eat, you can eat it all night long.
01:17Yo ho, yo, yo ho, yo, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.
01:29There she is, ladies and gentlemen.
01:31The historic ruiner, of the fabulous Candy Cane.
01:41Thank you very much.
01:42You see, I've always had big boobs since I was a little kid.
01:46And people are always staring at my boobs instead of my eyes
01:50So I figured if I learned how to do something with my boobs like juggle or play piano or balance a drink
01:56Then maybe people would realize that they're just boobs just like an arm or a leg and they're not such a big deal
02:02I mean, they're big, but they're not that big of a deal
02:06And if I leave you with one last thing, I'd like to leave you with this to love your bodies
02:11Love yourselves and love everyone else's body if you get the chance, it set me free to accept my big body
02:17I hope you accept yours
02:19Okay. Thanks a lot for being so kind to me. Hope to see you next time
02:40You can eat, you can eat it all night long
02:44You can eat, you can eat it all night long
03:10Thank you very much, you guys. We sure do appreciate it a lot.
03:26Well, I'm gonna do this song. It's not on my list. Now, I just want to know, is there anyone here who's gonna be offended by the word fuck?
03:34You're supposed to go, fuck no
03:37Okay, I'm gonna do this song. This song, it's called The Greatest Fuck I Ever Had and my husband thinks it's about him
03:43And so don't tell him that it's not about him, okay?
03:46Because he'd be really mad. Of course, he's at home in San Diego right now with the kids
03:50So he won't be able to see this show, but there's a few friends of his here
03:53And hopefully they won't tell him that the song's not about him
03:56He really thinks it is
03:59Yeah
04:04The way you move me, baby
04:08You make me lose control
04:12The sexy things you always say
04:16Take my breath away
04:20The way you move me, honey
04:24The way you move your lips
04:28The way you move, the way you move, the way you move your hips
04:36You're the greatest
04:42Fuck I ever had, the greatest fuck I ever had
04:47The greatest fuck I ever had, the greatest fuck I ever had
04:53You're the greatest fucker I ever had
04:56Ooh, baby, you drive me mad
04:59And I mean it from the bottom of my heart
05:09It's in the way you touch me
05:13It's how you move your hands
05:18You don't even have to say a word
05:21My body understands
05:24I've had my share of lovers
05:28I broke a heart or two
05:32When shadows fall and the lights are low
05:36The one I want is you
05:40You're the greatest
05:45You, you, you two girls in the back
05:49You, you over there
05:52You, hey, remember that night in Berlin?
05:55You, you, you, that's right, oh my God
06:03And also you are the greatest
06:17Fucker I ever had
06:19The greatest fucker I ever had
06:22The greatest fucker I ever had
06:25The greatest fucker I ever had
06:27The greatest fucker I ever had
06:30Ooh, baby, you drive me mad
06:33And I mean it from the bottom of my heart
06:46It's in the way you touch me
06:49It's how you move your hands
06:52You don't even have to say a word
06:55My body understands
06:58I've had my share of lovers
07:01I broke a heart or two
07:04When shadows fall and the lights are low
07:08The one I want is you
07:11You're the greatest
07:16The greatest fucker I ever had
07:18The greatest fucker I ever had
07:24The greatest fucker
07:27I ever had
07:29Ooh, baby, you drive me mad
07:40And I
07:44I mean it from the bottom of my heart
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