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  • 6/23/2015
Comedy (2010) 90 minutes ~ Color

Royce inherits his grandmother's funeral home. To increase business, Royce and his best friend, Seppy decide to kill everyone in town, with a few bumps along the way.

Director: Aaron J. Sandler, Eric Michael Schrader

Writers: Aaron J. Sandler, Eric Michael Schrader

Stars: Emily Amato, Jamie Arabolos, Michael J.Citak
Transcript
00:00You know, Royce, after your grandma died, a lot of people needed help with the funeral
00:08and the wake, and you just weren't there.
00:11Where were you?
00:21You are inheriting your grandma's family business, the funeral home.
00:25Molded like clay, yeah.
00:27Use your fingers, finger paint.
00:30Let's throw some killer parties.
00:32Now that your grandma's dead, you're inheriting all of her debt in that crappy funeral home.
00:35Now, if you don't pay back $250,000 by the end of the month, they're going to take all
00:40your grandma's shit.
00:41If I don't find that money, they're going to come and take everything.
00:44That's a shit ton of cash, Brosephine.
00:46How are you going to get that kind of cheese?
00:48It's about time you guys showed up.
00:50What the fuck is this shit?
00:52This isn't the model I ordered off your website.
00:54Do you know what it's like to have balls in your mouth?
01:00It opens your eyes.
01:01It makes you think.
01:02Zippy!
01:03Get your dick out of that shampoo bottle.
01:05We got work to do.
01:06Aw, man, bro.
01:07I was about to finish.
01:10You stupid old bastard.
01:12What are you going to do now that you're dead?
01:15Nothing.
01:16Your drunken friend turned this into a disaster.
01:20I wonder what you're thinking in a come up blank.
01:24Hey, Royce.
01:25It's Seppy.
01:26Yeah, I got some news to tell you, but you gotta promise not to be mad.
01:29I'm in jail.
01:30From moment to unwind.
01:32This thing's reinvigorating.
01:34Hit me again.
01:35We're not going to sugar coat things.
01:37Business is pretty bad.
01:39That's why we're going to start killing motherfuckers.
01:42Hurricane waiting for a place to strike.
01:45A pair of brown eyes begging for the things you like.
01:50There were two white guys.
01:52And one of them was dressed like Santa Claus.
01:54Santa Claus is actually a really nice guy.
01:56He's not that violent.
01:58Wanna lick?
02:00Where are you?
02:02What the fuck?
02:04Your grandmother's business must be doing really well lately.
02:17Business is booming.
02:24Let's go put this bitch in the ground.
02:28Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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