Comedy (1992) 90 minutes ~ Color
Rev up your engines as the most gorgeous and charming Bed Race Team of all, The Sex Puppets, heat up the raceway. Clad in bikinis and sexy lingerie, they'll bump and grind their way to victory aboard comical "Bedmobiles". Dana Plato ("Diff'rent Strokes") stars as the saucy J.D., a hydroplane speedboat pilot who's cajoled by four college oddballs into joining their Bed Race Team. But watch out - there's dangerous curves ahead as the local Mafia pits the odds 100 to 1 against our zany team. The gears shift as Milo (Daniel Barquet) perfects a fantastic invention that'll blast this year's event into Gran Prix history. Hang on to your jockstraps as "Bikini Beach Race" swerves you out of control through this rally between the sheets.
Director: Eric Louzil
Writer: Xavier Barquet
Stars: Dana Plato, Xavier Barquet and Nick Santa Maria
Rev up your engines as the most gorgeous and charming Bed Race Team of all, The Sex Puppets, heat up the raceway. Clad in bikinis and sexy lingerie, they'll bump and grind their way to victory aboard comical "Bedmobiles". Dana Plato ("Diff'rent Strokes") stars as the saucy J.D., a hydroplane speedboat pilot who's cajoled by four college oddballs into joining their Bed Race Team. But watch out - there's dangerous curves ahead as the local Mafia pits the odds 100 to 1 against our zany team. The gears shift as Milo (Daniel Barquet) perfects a fantastic invention that'll blast this year's event into Gran Prix history. Hang on to your jockstraps as "Bikini Beach Race" swerves you out of control through this rally between the sheets.
Director: Eric Louzil
Writer: Xavier Barquet
Stars: Dana Plato, Xavier Barquet and Nick Santa Maria
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Short filmTranscript
00:00We're talking about an A-plus here, Paul?
00:07How?
00:08B?
00:09Can I have a C?
00:10F-minus?
00:11Get the hell out of here!
00:12I've got an idea.
00:13Do you guys ever hear of extra credit?
00:14Hey, guys, do you think this is the right place?
00:15You ever see a game?
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00:45I see you.
00:46A game with coconut slice cheese.
00:47My name's cheese.
00:48Want a slice?
00:49Check out the roller derby rejects.
00:50The bed race is a public portrait of the finest looking moments in the world.
00:51Bouncing on a bed with wheels on it while it's racing down Main Street.
00:52Last year's winners won 50 big ones.
00:53This race is the big one.
00:54You need a four-man team. You need a girl pilot. You need cheerleaders. You need bikini girls.
01:00And this is all in five days!