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  • 5/22/2015
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)
TV-14 | 83 min | Action, Comedy | 6 August 1965 (USA)

Three strippers holding a young girl hostage come across a crippled old man living with his two sons in the desert. After learning he's hiding a sum of cash around, the strippers start scheming on him.

Director: Russ Meyer

Writers: Jack Moran (screenplay), Russ Meyer (original story)

Stars: Tura Satana, Haji, Lori Williams
Transcript
00:00Ladies and gentlemen, go, go for a wild, wild ride with the Watusi Kats, but beware, the
00:10sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.
00:12For your own safety, see faster pussycats.
00:16Kill, kill.
00:18Wild women, wild wheels.
00:20Race the fastest pussycats and they'll beat you to death.
00:25Superwoman, belted, buckled and bolted.
00:30You're wasting yourself on this kid and hanging this up for nothing.
00:36For nothing?
00:37It's got nothing to do with the money.
00:39She is the money.
00:40Jack and Jill, they make the mafia look like brownies.
00:43Hey, he's a big one, ain't he?
00:45That must have hung all the way to his ears.
00:47Yeah.
00:48Ten percent of your action would be enough for anyone.
00:52Too much for one man to handle.
00:54And again, you never can tell.
00:56You girls a bunch of nudists or you just short of clothes?
01:00Right now you're first on my list and I always like to talk.
01:07You've only got one channel.
01:09And your channel's busy tuning in outside.
01:12You really should be AM and FM.
01:15So who do I get to take care of?
01:17The muscle man?
01:18You got two of everything and some left over.
01:22Oh, you did one.
01:25You want it big.
01:27Breast or thigh, darling?
01:29Why don't you take one of each, son?
01:31They both look tender.
01:33He's got a big motor to feed.
01:37A big little useless.
01:39My motor never runs a child, baby.
01:45You were too rough the last time.
01:49All right, here's how it works.
01:51Everybody's got to go.
01:53You name it, we've got it.
01:55Faster pussycat kill delivers tons more than the opposition.
02:00On ladylike karate chops, on gentlemanly haymaker,
02:03spirited gymnastics, corrective table etiquette,
02:06sandbox jousting, or a musclebound cat wrestling
02:09with a roaring sports car that's intent upon
02:12squashing him like a grape.
02:14Bizarre kidney and chassis rattling chases.
02:16And for the first time on the screen,
02:18a haymaking, belly busting, karate chopping,
02:22pseudo-flipping fight to end them all.
02:24Superwoman against man.
02:26The prize, life itself.
02:28Slashing, tackling, gouging, hacking,
02:30flipping, belting, smashing, and blasting.
02:33Muscle to muscle, bone to bone.
02:35For an incredible evening's entertainment,
02:37a film so totally satisfying,
02:40see Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat Kill Kill.

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