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  • 5/14/2015
April brought us some pretty crazy clips, a lot of them getting millions of views. Some people were so bold as to ask to pet another person’s titties, and another person didn’t react quite well to swimming with a wild manatee. Check out all of the greatest trending clips of April in this awesome compilation.

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00:00Oh, was that a purpose? Yes. What? Oh my God. Oh my God.
00:27Oh man.
00:30Oh my God.
00:43You missed it, man. You missed it.
00:49Watch out, bro.
00:51Watch out, bro.
00:53Hey.
00:55Hey.
00:57Hey.
01:00Oh my God.
01:31Hey.
01:53400.
01:54Sorry?
01:55140, Mary.
01:57140?
01:58Yeah, but you gotta do me a favor.
02:04You gotta give them out.
02:06You gotta give them out.
02:08You just give them out today.
02:10Now you spend the day nice.
02:11You just give them to everybody.
02:12Don't sell any of them.
02:13Give them all away.
02:14Right?
02:15Don't be like that.
02:16Don't be like that.
02:17It's a happy thing.
02:18Look.
02:19Now you just give them out.
02:20Now you just give them out.
02:21But promise me you'll give them out.
02:22Promise?
02:23Promise.
02:24Now give me your palm.
02:25I'm bringing it.
02:28For anybody who wants a rose, you can come and get one.
02:47Oh my...
02:48This is...
02:50I literally walked in the house.
02:52I thought they were bats.
02:53Flipped out.
02:54And then just kind of tried to get them out of here.
02:56Look at him clinging to your life.
02:58Oh my God.
03:00I wish I had something to hit your ass with.
03:02I'll knock the shit out your ugly ass.
03:07Don't even make that face.
03:09Bitch, wipe your nose.
03:10It's not dripping and shit.
03:14You nasty bitch.
03:18I don't like you motherfuckers.
03:20I really don't.
03:22Y'all are some nasty motherfuckers.
03:24Hey bitch.
03:25Hey.
03:26Don't walk away from me.
03:53Oh my God.
03:55What?
03:56Oh my God.
03:58What?
03:59It was loaded and I shot at my computer screen.
04:04Did you break it?
04:05Yes.
04:06Oh my God.
04:13Sean, did you break your computer screen?
04:15I didn't.
04:16Oh my...
04:17It never fired.
04:18I didn't break it.
04:19Sean, did you break your computer screen?
04:21It never fired before that.
04:30Relax.
04:33Oh, you fucked it up.
04:35My hair.
04:36My hair is right over here.
04:38My hair is right over here.
04:40My hair is right over here.
04:43My hair is right over here.
04:50Safety is still on.
04:53You can see right there.
04:55Safety's still on.
04:56I'll put my hand way back here this time, just so you can see.
05:00Watch what happens.
05:01I'm not touching this trigger.
05:02This safety's on.
05:03Trigger's not pulled. Brand new gun from Winchester.
05:15What?
05:16Were you parked here the other night?
05:18Uh, s***, I think so, yeah.
05:20Yeah? Because I live on the other side. I mean, my house is 426 feet.
05:24And we heard rumbling, and I said, it's gonna be a car stereo.
05:28People.
05:29We thought we were f***ing hallucinating.
05:30We had got some new pot, and it was like, what's that f***ing noise?
05:34I put my headphones on, and I said, boy, that's awful bassy today.
05:37That's f***ing cool, dude.
05:38Tell my girlfriend about that. She's gonna flip.
05:40We were. We were f***ing like saying, what the f*** is that?
05:44And we went outside, and it was gone.
05:53I love you, Keniagan, and I love you always.
06:00Tell my mom.
06:04God have mercy.
06:05Help me.
06:08Mommy, I love you to my best.
06:10Mommy, help me.
06:12Help me, Jesus.
06:13I beg you to have mercy.
06:15Get me out of this thing.
06:20Keniagan, I love you, and you are my best friend.
06:23I love you, too.
06:24I love you with mercy.
06:26And if I die, tell my mama I love her.
06:30Honey, if I die, I will be dying to have you.
06:36Yeah?
06:37Now, can you pet your titties?
06:39My what?
06:40Your titties.
06:41My titties?
06:42Like those. Can I pet them?
06:45Oh, kitties.
06:47Dad, can I pet them?
06:48Sure.
07:01All right, take that off.
07:02Okay.
07:03Ready?
07:04Yeah.
07:05I'm terrified.
07:06I'm terrified.
07:07Oh!
07:08Oh!
07:09Oh!
07:10Oh!
07:11Oh!
07:12Oh!
07:13It's dangerous!
07:14It's dangerous!
07:15It's dangerous!
07:16It's dangerous!
07:17It's dangerous!
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:38Oh!
07:39Oh!
07:40Oh!
07:41Oh!
07:42Oh!
07:43Oh!
07:44Oh!
07:45Oh!
07:46Oh!
07:47Oh!
07:48Oh!
07:49Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:51Oh!
07:52Oh!
07:53Oh!
07:54Oh!
07:55Oh!
07:56Oh!
07:57Oh!
07:58Oh!
07:59Oh!
08:00Oh!
08:01Oh!
08:02Oh!
08:03Oh!
08:04Oh!
08:05Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:07Oh!
08:08Mom.
08:09It's...
08:10Look at you.
08:11Look!
08:12You look at me.
08:13I am stuck in this car.
08:14Look at all the fighting about me.
08:17Sit back.
08:18Sit back.
08:19Mom, what do you think I'm doing?
08:20Laying down?
08:21Because you're getting upset.
08:22No, I'm not upset.
08:23I think it's really...
08:24You strap me in.
08:25I think it's really you strapped me in I told you yesterday the belt was
08:30effective. Didn't I?
08:52What? Earthquake! That is a fucking earthquake.
08:57Let's go outside.
09:03What do we do now?
09:05Oh, my computer's okay.
09:07Holy shit.
09:09Holy fuck.
09:10My computer's in there.
09:11Yeah, my, oh my shit.
09:13Your timer's in there.
09:15Holy shit.
09:17Holy shit.
09:21Is it still on?
09:23Yeah.
09:25Holy, holy, this is a big one.
09:27Holy shit.
09:28This is a big one.
09:29All the blues that I've got on my mind.
09:32They really are the sweetest kind.
09:35Who's my naughty sweetie gives to me?
09:41Hey, top nine.
09:44One, one.
09:47Nice to talk to you, pig.
09:51Where is it?
09:54Where?
09:55Oh, my God.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:04Oh, my God.
10:05I see it.
10:06I see it.
10:07It's right next to me.
10:11Jesus Christ.
10:17Hey, y'all got a cigarette?
10:19We don't smoke.
10:20Fuck off.

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