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Results (2015)
105 min | Comedy | 27 January 2015 (USA)

Two mismatched personal trainers' lives are upended by the actions of a new, wealthy client.

Director: Andrew Bujalski

Writer: Andrew Bujalski

Stars: Guy Pearce, Cobie Smulders, Kevin Corrigan
Transcript
00:00How's that cupcake?
00:09Busted.
00:10I was going to put it in my food lodge.
00:11Oh no, look.
00:12I truly don't give a shite if you lie to me, but if you lie to yourself, right?
00:17Bye bud.
00:18I started Power For Life because I wanted to give people power for their own lives.
00:24What can we do for you?
00:25I want to be able to take a punch.
00:27Yeah.
00:28Yeah.
00:29Does that make sense?
00:31Yeah, of course.
00:33Clients love me, and if they're cool, I'm their best friend.
00:36The guy was weird, okay?
00:38He just gave off a weird vibe.
00:40I lead with my butt.
00:43See my form?
00:44Yes.
00:45I don't have anything in common with him except a couple abnormal kind of behaviors.
00:53We had some personal issues.
00:55And how did you handle that?
00:56You want to date me?
00:57Hmm?
00:58For a hundred bucks an hour?
01:00You have got to be the worst rich guy ever.
01:02This is not making me any less attracted to you.
01:09Hey, I'm in a movie.
01:10I'm going to need you to keep your distance from Kat.
01:12If you try to contact her, the law won't be your only problem.
01:15Are you threatening him?
01:16Are you threatening me?
01:19You told me you wanted to learn how to take a punch.
01:21What do you think, you ready?
01:23I didn't know you were this angry.
01:24Do yourself a favor.
01:25Just start dating some lovely thing who's going to be nice to you.
01:28If you're going to start to romance me, I'll stab you.
01:33Do you have feelings for me?
01:34You have no idea what's going on in your own brain.
01:39So, is she your boyfriend?
01:40No.
01:43Did I have a shot with you?
01:44The short answer is no.
01:46What's the long answer?
01:47No.
01:51Do you want to make out?
01:52I should just take out a restraining order on you.
01:55You really do sound married.
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